Il solco di pesca (1975) Subtitles

00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,How do I look ?

00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:48,It's too early to say.
We'll look at the blow ups later.

00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:53,Touch ups are always necessary,
but nothing major.

00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,- What's your name ?
- Davide, and yours ?

00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,- Vivian.
- Oh, sure. How stupid of me !

00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,It's not very polite to forget
your model's name.

00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:10,Sorry. I remember faces
but I easily forget names.

00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,Why don't you give me a name
that's less banal ?

00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,Maybe I'm banal.

00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,Putting up a front
to make me curious ?

00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:19,Here we are.

00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,I think this is one of the best.

00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,Why do you always take
photographs like these ?

00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,No particular reason,
I just love beauty.

00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,You don't mean

00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,that all the women who pose for you
have a behind like mine ?

00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,Rarely, but some do.

00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,Even an old posterior
can have charm and personality.

00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,This is a 16-year old, not yet ripe.

00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,She didn't want to,
but then she agreed.

00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,- And who's that ?
- The 16-years old's mother.

00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,- And that one ?
- That's me.

00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,A self-portrait.

00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,I wanted to see
if I was photogenic.

00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,You're photogenic and cute.

00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,It's not enough to make me happy.

00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,- Want me to praise you ?
- Yes, please.

00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,I don't have much self esteem.

00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,Your behind is very s***y,
but don't you have other ambitions ?

00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,Displaying the backside
is a sign of defiance.

00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,The butt of the protest !

00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,You want to daze me
with complications ?

00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,Kiss me.

00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,What about your childhood ?

00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,When I was little
I envied women's genitals.

00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,Then everything changed,
of course.

00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,In fact, l'll compete with other men
as long as I can.

00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,And you, are you happy ?

00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,No, I'm not.

00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,At first, yes.
It was all lovely.

00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,We g***t married because
we were in love.

00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,We made love all the time,
we never g***t tired.

00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,It was wonderful !

00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,He said he only had to look at me
to get aroused.

00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,D***n you !

00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,Here.

00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,D***n you !
We're under fire, let's go.

00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,"She gloved his puppet
so it wouldn't get cold..."

00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,"..and he opened the pages
of that posterior missal

00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,and marked them with his mentula."

00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,- What's a mentula ?
- The male member in Latin.

00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:43,- And the female one ?
- Cunnus, a masculine noun.

00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:48,So, why do modern day Romans
say "cazzo" ?

00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,That comes from akatios,
the ship's mast.

00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,How bestial !

00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,That's what Aretino would say.
Right, Davide ?

00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,Come on, let's go !

00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,There's a free place down there,
if you want.

00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,- Come on, let's go.
- You can't do that here.

00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,There are kids playing,
the football pitch...

00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,Leave them alone.
Can't you see they're decent folk ?

00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,Can't you shove off ?

00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,- Let's go, this place is a nuthouse.
- What did I tell you ?

00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,- Is he any good ?
- He used to be wonderful in bed.

00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,- He had a... mentula ?
- Yes, mentula.

00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,He had a mentula this long.

00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,I called him "Monsieur dix fois"

00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:51,because he'd make love to me
ten times every night.

00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,- Really ?
- Yes, ten times.

00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,It gave me fantastic skin.

00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,Then nine, eight, seven...

00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,six, five, four...

00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,- Three, two, one...
- Zero. Everything cancelled !

00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,- And then ?
- I took on an accountant.

00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:14,- What are they like ?
- They can only manage five times.

00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,lt's him.

00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,The ex "dix fois"
or the accountant ?

00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,It's my husband.

00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,Who's calling ?

00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,Ah, it's you !

00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,Yes, everything's fine.

00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,A big audience ? Big applause ?

00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,What have I done ?

00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,I had lunch with Davide.

00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,He took some wonderful
photos of me.

00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,No, I only pose nude for you.

00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,He was very professional.

00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,He's very nice
and speaks highly of you.

00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,He say's you're
a great actor.

00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,Bye for now.

00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,- He wants me to say I love him.
- Say it.

00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,But husbands and wives
don't say these things.

00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,All right, I love you.
Bye.

00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,- Why did you make me say it ?
- So he'll work and earn money.

00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,He's mysteriously rich !

00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,He acts to give a sense
of purpose to his life,

00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,- ..but he's a ham.
- And you put mustard on him.

00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,Are you rich ?

00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:39,Yes... very mysteriously !

00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,I'm very nervous.

00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,Calm down,
nervousness plays nasty tricks.

00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,I'm not "Mr Ten Times",
or even an accountant.

00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,I like you like this,
with your little mentula.

00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:04,If you don't feel like it now,
we'll do it some other time.

00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,Where's the library ?