Crocodile.2000.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:20,[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,♪ I'M SICK OF WASTING
ALL MY TIME ♪

00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:31,♪ AND TRYIN'
TO GET IT RIGHT ♪

00:00:31,514 --> 00:00:34,♪ AND FALLIN'
TO THE GROUND ♪

00:00:36,657 --> 00:00:38,I'M TELLING YOU,
MAN--PIZZA.

00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO,
HANDS DOWN.

00:00:40,626 --> 00:00:41,IT'S LIKE S***X.

00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:42,[COUGHS]

00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:43,IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

00:00:43,353 --> 00:00:45,OH, EXPLAIN, PLEASE.
ENLIGHTEN ME.

00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:49,ALL RIGHT.
WELL, WHEN IT'S GOOD,
IT'S GREAT, RIGHT?

00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:49,YEAH.

00:00:49,877 --> 00:00:51,AND WHEN IT'S BAD...

00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:51,MMM.

00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:53,IT'S STILL
PRETTY D***N GOOD.

00:00:53,398 --> 00:00:55,YOU'RE A MORON,
YOU KNOW THAT?

00:00:55,607 --> 00:00:56,COME ON, DUDE,
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:59,YOU'VE G***T ONE FOOD
TO EAT FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE,

00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:01,AND IT IS...

00:01:01,716 --> 00:01:02,YAMS.

00:01:02,717 --> 00:01:03,YAMS?

00:01:03,649 --> 00:01:05,THERE'S A TRIBE--
I THINK IT'S IN AFRICA--

00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:07,THAT SUBSISTS
SOLELY ON THE YAM.

00:01:07,136 --> 00:01:08,WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH THIS S***T?

00:01:08,344 --> 00:01:09,HEY, I'M JUST BEING
PRACTICAL.

00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:10,[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

00:01:10,829 --> 00:01:14,WHOO-HOO!
HA HA HA!

00:01:17,353 --> 00:01:18,COME ON, BITCH.

00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:20,AAH!

00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:22,HEY, BRADY.

00:01:22,323 --> 00:01:24,[YOUTHS SHOUTING
AND LAUGHING]

00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:30,YOU LITTLE S***T!

00:01:30,538 --> 00:01:31,OH, THEY'RE GOING
TO GET IT.

00:01:31,712 --> 00:01:34,I SWEAR TO GOD,
THEY'RE GOING TO GET IT.

00:01:35,992 --> 00:01:36,I...

00:01:36,855 --> 00:01:38,I, UH--UH...

00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:39,WHAT?
WHAT WAS--

00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:42,WHAT? HER BEST FRIEND
WENT TO CABO
WITHOUT HER, MAN.

00:01:42,964 --> 00:01:43,WHAT COULD I DO?

00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:45,YOU INVITED HER?YOU WORRY
TOO MUCH.

00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:48,CLAIREDOESN'T
IS GOING TO--KNOW.

00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,AND SHE WON'T
FIND OUT,
SO CHILL OUT.

00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:53,HEY, BOYS!

00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:56,[YOUTHS SHOUTING
AND LAUGHING]

00:02:02,984 --> 00:02:05,BESIDES, DUDE,
YOU SAID YOURSELF
IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE.

00:02:05,263 --> 00:02:10,OUR FRESHMEN WEEK
WAS A LONG TIME AGO
FOR HER, TOO, PAL.

00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, D.

00:02:11,338 --> 00:02:13,I'M GOING
TO KILL YOU, MAN.

00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:16,I ** SO DEAD.

00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:21,A RECKLESS LIFE
IS THE ONLY LIFE WORTH
LIVING, MY FRIEND.

00:02:54,553 --> 00:02:58,♪ THIS AIN'T NO CAMELOT

00:02:58,419 --> 00:03:02,♪ THINKIN' THAT THE WORLD
WOULD BE YOUR OYSTER ♪

00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:03,SWEETIE PIE.

00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,HEY, WHERE'S
MY ANNABELLE? HEY.

00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,PERFECT.

00:03:07,601 --> 00:03:08,5 DAYS ON THE LAKE,

00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:10,AND THE WILD WOMAN'S
GOING TO START
COMING THROUGH.

00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:14,5 DAYS ON THIS LAKE, THEN
WE GO SHOPPING BIG TIME.

00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:16,THAT'S THE DEAL, SWEETIE.

00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:17,FRESH AIR,

00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:19,ALL OF THIS WATER--

00:03:19,095 --> 00:03:21,IT'S GOING TO DO SOME
CRAZY THINGS TO YOU.

00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:22,HMM.

00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:24,I'M GOING TO MAKE
AN OUTDOORS GIRL
OUT OF YOU YET.

00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,I DON'T THINK SO.

00:03:28,829 --> 00:03:30,[BARKS]

00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,GO BACK TO KANSAS, TOTO.
GET OUT OF HERE.

00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,[BARKS]

00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:34,GET OUT OF HERE.

00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:36,♪ THERE'S NO PROMISES

00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:38,♪ OF LOVE OR MONEY

00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:40,♪ NO

00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,BRADY.

00:03:41,428 --> 00:03:42,HI.

00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,HI.

00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:45,OH, IT'S SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU.

00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:46,YEAH.

00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:47,THIS TRIP'S GOING
TO BE SO MUCH FUN.

00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:49,I KNOW. IT'S GOING
TO BE A BLAST.
I CAN'T WAIT.

00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:52,WELCOME TO LAKE SOBEK.
I ** YOUR HOST.

00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:54,SPIKE, HOW YOU
DOING, BUDDY?

00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:56,HER NAME IS PRINCESS,

00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:59,AND CAREFUL
WITH THAT BOW.

00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:05,♪ BABY

00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:06,EXCUSE ME.

00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,CLAIRE!

00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,BRADY.

00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:13,♪ BABY

00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:16,I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HE WANTED TO BE WITH ME.

00:04:16,773 --> 00:04:18,CHILL OUT, SUNSHINE.

00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,YOU ALWAYS G***T ME.

00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:22,ICK.

00:04:22,227 --> 00:04:25,I'D RATHER
S***K ON A TROUT.

00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:28,YOU MISS ME?

00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,YOU KNOW IT.
MMM.

00:04:29,510 --> 00:04:31,♪ YOUR LUCKY DAY

00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:32,♪ UH-HUH

00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:35,♪ YOUR LUCKY DAY

00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:36,AHEM.

00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,DUNCAN, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE GOING TO--

00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:40,GOOD TO SEE YOU,
TOO, CLAIRE.

00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:42,HEY, EVERYBODY,
THIS IS CLAIRE.

00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,SHE AND I AND DUNCAN WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER.

00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,BRADY'S TOLD ME SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU GUYS.

00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:47,EVEN THE JUICY STUFF?

00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:48,THERE'S NO JUICY STUFF.

00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:51,HA HA HA! BUT WE'RE JUST
GETTING STARTED, RIGHT?

00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.

00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:55,NOBODY'S STARTING
ANY D***N THING
AROUND HERE

00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,UNTIL WE COME
TO A DECISION.

00:04:57,227 --> 00:04:58,WHAT?

00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,NOW, WHO EXACTLY...

00:05:00,403 --> 00:05:02,IS BUYING THE BEER?

00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:03,WHOO!

00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,All:
BEER! BEER! BEER!

00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:07,BEER! BEER! BEER!
BEER! BEER! BEER!

00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:10,BEER! BEER! BEER!

00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,SO, YOU'RE FROM
AROUND HERE?

00:05:16,695 --> 00:05:17,YEAH.
MY WHOLE FAMILY.

00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,YEP. G***T KINFOLK
FROM ALL AROUND
THESE HERE PARTS.

00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:22,YEAH, WELL, I'D SHUT UP
IF I WERE YOU, MAN.

00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:24,MY KIN GAVE US A BIG BREAK
ON THE BOAT RENTAL,

00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:26,SO KEEP IT UP, BOY.

00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,UHH!

00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:32,KIT, HELP ME, PLEASE.

00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:34,[PRINCESS BARKS]

00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,Kit: COMING TO
THE RESCUE, SWEETIE.

00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:37,GUYS, WE COULD USE
SOME HELP OVER HERE.

00:05:37,923 --> 00:05:39,HEY.

00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:43,YOU ALL COULD HELP ME
BY SHOWING ME A LITTLE I.D.

00:05:49,487 --> 00:05:51,THERE YOU GO.

00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:56,NOW, LOOK, KIDS,

00:05:56,114 --> 00:05:59,I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.

00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:01,PARTY TIME.

00:06:01,326 --> 00:06:02,HA HA HA.

00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:03,HECK, I USED
TO DO THAT MYSELF.

00:06:03,846 --> 00:06:04,AMAZING
YOU FOUND THE TIME,

00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:06,WHAT WITH
ALL THE PIG SHOWS

00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:08,AND TRACTOR PULLS
AND SUCH.

00:06:08,471 --> 00:06:10,[BOY CHUCKLES]

00:06:10,439 --> 00:06:12,Boy: AHEM.

00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:13,SON...

00:06:13,131 --> 00:06:14,DO YOU WANT TO SPEND
YOUR VACATION

00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:17,LOOKING AT THE LAKE
THROUGH A SET OF BARS?

00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:18,NO, SIR.

00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:21,I DIDN'T THINK SO.

00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:23,NOW, YOU ALL MAKE SURE
THAT WHOEVER'S DRIVING
YOUR RIG

00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:27,IS SOBER,
YOU G***T ME?

00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:29,LAST YEAR, SOME BOZO
CAME THROUGH HERE,

00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:32,WENT JET-SKIING
AFTER A KEGGER--

00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:33,RAN RIGHT INTO A BOAT.

00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:36,THERE WASN'T MUCH
LEFT OF HIM,

00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:39,BUT MY MEN WERE ABLE
TO SCRAPE ENOUGH OF HIM

00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,OFF THE PROPELLER
TO KNOW

00:06:40,676 --> 00:06:43,THAT HE HAD
A B.A.C. OF 0.25.

00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:45,WE'LL BE
CAREFUL, SIR.

00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:46,GOOD.

00:06:46,785 --> 00:06:50,NOW, SPRING BREAK
IS VACATION FOR YOU KIDS.

00:06:50,099 --> 00:06:50,FOR ME?

00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,THAT'S MY BUSY SEASON,

00:06:52,895 --> 00:06:55,SO YOU TRY
TO KEEP THAT IN MIND.

00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,YES, SIR.

00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:57,YOU G***T IT.

00:06:57,555 --> 00:06:59,WELL, THEN...

00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:00,[LAUGHS]

00:07:01,006 --> 00:07:02,[BARKS]

00:07:02,594 --> 00:07:04,PRINCESS,

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