Asterix The Secret Of The Magic Potion French -vxt (2018) Subtitles

At 00:00:36,508, Character said: (BIRDSONG)

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At 00:00:41,041, Character said: (LIGHT MUSIC)

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At 00:00:54,370, Character said: (GRUNTING)

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At 00:01:02,903, Character said: (CHIRPING)

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At 00:01:06,568, Character said: (CHIRPING FURIOUSLY)

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At 00:01:09,867, Character said: Hmm?
(CHIRPING FURIOUSLY)

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At 00:01:16,234, Character said: (DRAMATIC MUSIC)

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At 00:01:19,233, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:01:22,266, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:01:25,399, Character said: (CHIRPING)

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At 00:01:27,132, Character said: Oh?

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At 00:01:38,830, Character said: (CHIRPING FURIOUSLY)

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At 00:01:43,595, Character said: (ETHEREAL MUSIC)

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At 00:01:48,960, Character said: (CHIRPING)

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At 00:01:55,125, Character said: (CHIRPING HAPPILY)

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At 00:02:00,325, Character said: (CHUCKLING)

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At 00:02:02,925, Character said: Hmm?

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At 00:02:04,424, Character said: (EXCLAIMING)
(SQUEALING AND GRUNTING)

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At 00:02:06,924, Character said: (SCREAMING)

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At 00:02:12,855, Character said: (BIRDSONG)

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At 00:02:35,484, Character said: (ROOSTER CROWING)

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At 00:02:38,449, Character said: (BEAT-HEAVY MUSIC)

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At 00:02:46,314, Character said: (PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)

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At 00:03:00,479, Character said: (UP-TEMPO NEW-WAVE MUSIC)

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At 00:03:16,141, Character said: ♪ You spin me right round baby ♪

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At 00:03:19,275, Character said: ♪ Right round like a record
baby ♪

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At 00:03:22,007, Character said: ♪ Right round round round ♪

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At 00:03:23,840, Character said: ♪ You spin me right round baby ♪

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At 00:03:26,473, Character said: ♪ Right round like a record
baby ♪

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At 00:03:29,406, Character said: ♪ Right round round round ♪

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At 00:03:32,405, Character said: (SQUEALING)

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At 00:03:35,838, Character said: (BARKING)

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At 00:03:38,137, Character said: ♪ I ♪
♪ I-I-I-I-I ♪

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At 00:03:40,403, Character said: ♪ I g***t to be your friend now
baby ♪

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At 00:03:45,836, Character said: ♪ All I know is that to me ♪

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At 00:03:47,803, Character said: ♪ You look
like you're lots of fun ♪

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At 00:03:50,301, Character said: ♪ Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out here I come ♪

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At 00:03:54,169, Character said: ♪ You spin me right round baby
Right round ♪

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At 00:03:57,566, Character said: ♪ Like a record baby
Right round round round ♪

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At 00:04:01,400, Character said: (FRANCE'S NATIONAL ANTHEM)
(CHEERING)

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At 00:04:07,266, Character said: ♪ You spin me right round baby
♪ Right round ♪

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At 00:04:10,799, Character said: ♪ Like a record baby
Right round round round ♪

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At 00:04:14,164, Character said: ♪ You spin me right round baby
Right round ♪

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At 00:04:18,830, Character said: (EXCLAIMING)
(BARKING)

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At 00:04:21,795, Character said: (EXCLAIMING)

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At 00:04:23,328, Character said: ♪ Baby right round round ♪

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At 00:04:25,028, Character said: ♪ Like a record baby right ♪♪

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At 00:04:27,895, Character said: - Oh!
- Oh!

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At 00:04:34,325, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:04:37,260, Character said: (GROANING)

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At 00:04:44,191, Character said: - Getafix, are you alright?
- Better than ever, dear boy.

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At 00:04:48,457, Character said: Why are you lying
flat on your back?

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At 00:04:50,256, Character said: It's called meditation.

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At 00:04:53,922, Character said: Huh? You... you didn't...
(BIRDSONG)

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At 00:04:56,954, Character said: ...you didn't by chance
fall out of that tree?

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At 00:04:59,321, Character said: (LAUGHING)

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At 00:05:01,154, Character said: Did I fall out of a tree?
(LAUGHING)

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At 00:05:04,154, Character said: Asterix.

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At 00:05:06,052, Character said: Right, come on, Obelix,
let's help our druid to his feet.

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At 00:05:07,987, Character said: What's the meaning of this?!
If I want to be on my feet,

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At 00:05:10,851, Character said: I'm plenty big enough to...
(CRACKING)

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At 00:05:12,153, Character said: (SCREAMING)

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At 00:05:14,217, Character said: (CHEERING)

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At 00:05:16,285, Character said: (EXCITED CHATTER)

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At 00:05:22,483, Character said: (FARTING SOUND)

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At 00:05:29,149, Character said: - (FARTING SOUND)
- Quiet down, class!

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At 00:05:31,413, Character said: Our lesson for today is...

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At 00:05:34,147, Character said: how to brew the stinkiest potion ever.
(CHEERING)

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At 00:05:38,147, Character said: - Uh, can I have a taste?
- Obelix, must I remind you

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At 00:05:41,812, Character said: that you fell into the stinky
potion when you were a baby?

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At 00:05:45,178, Character said: (CRIES OF DISAPPOINTMENT)

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At 00:05:58,142, Character said: Uh, children... listen,

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At 00:05:59,975, Character said: Getafix won't be teaching class
this morning.

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At 00:06:08,140, Character said: (BARKING)

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At 00:06:09,939, Character said: (CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

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At 00:06:13,507, Character said: Humph!

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At 00:06:18,037, Character said: - What do you want?!
- I brought you a...

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At 00:06:20,971, Character said: It's a...

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At 00:06:23,437, Character said: - It's a light snack!
- It's a light snack.

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At 00:06:26,437, Character said: I'm not hungry!

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At 00:06:33,902, Character said: Getafix, this is ridiculous.
If you fell out of a tree,

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At 00:06:36,467, Character said: why not just come out
and say it?

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At 00:06:38,501, Character said: Druids don't fall from trees,
Asterix.

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At 00:06:40,933, Character said: That's one of the rules for becoming
a druid: Do not fall from trees.

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At 00:06:44,299, Character said: And they don't stumble, either.

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At 00:06:46,966, Character said: Let's say that a stumbling
druid is a declining druid.

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At 00:06:49,931, Character said: So how's it going, champ?
You on the mend?

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At 00:06:52,865, Character said: All these years without a hitch.

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At 00:06:54,865, Character said: Not once
did I even sprain an ankle.

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At 00:06:57,297, Character said: Not once!
Then out of the blue: crack!

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At 00:07:01,129, Character said: All these years
dangling from oak trees...

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At 00:07:04,130, Character said: Such stamina, such energy...

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At 00:07:06,495, Character said: Druid, come on. One busted foot can't
possibly keep you from climbing trees again!

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At 00:07:10,128, Character said: Oh, Teutates,
could this be you...

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At 00:07:13,293, Character said: beckoning me
to the Fields of Avalon,

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At 00:07:16,127, Character said: where the apples keep growing
year-round?

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At 00:07:18,992, Character said: Something about apples.

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At 00:07:20,825, Character said: - Apples?
- What are you talking about?

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At 00:07:22,992, Character said: That's what I heard: apples!

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At 00:07:25,158, Character said: Why'd we have to pick a guy who's deaf
as a doornail to eavesdrop for us?

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At 00:07:28,791, Character said: - Picked himself, more like.
- You guys want a taste a doornail?!

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At 00:07:31,456, Character said: We all get overextended.
Happens to the best.

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At 00:07:33,756, Character said: Getafix, be reasonable, please.
There's more of a fight in ya!

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At 00:07:36,423, Character said: It's not like you
to give up like this.

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At 00:07:38,921, Character said: You're right.
Giving up is not an option.

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At 00:07:41,787, Character said: There ya go.
That's more like it, huh?

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At 00:07:43,221, Character said: That's our druid,
taking charge again!

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At 00:07:45,754, Character said: - I must take charge again.
- Oh, yeah! Way to go, Druid!

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At 00:07:48,920, Character said: As the druid of our village,
it's time I faced my responsibilities.

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At 00:07:52,320, Character said: That's the spirit!
You can do it!

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At 00:07:54,486, Character said: A true man's mettle is measured
by his most trying choices.

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At 00:07:57,518, Character said: Now you're talking!
Not quite sure

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At 00:07:59,184, Character said: what you're talking about,
but yeah, way to go!

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At 00:08:01,083, Character said: From now on,
I cannot be the only one

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At 00:08:03,450, Character said: to know the formula
for the magic potion.

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At 00:08:05,815, Character said: - Yeah, congratula...
- Wha? - Wha?!

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At 00:08:08,348, Character said: I will set forth in search of a young
successor that I can entrust it to.

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At 00:08:12,848, Character said: (BOTH): Wha?!

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At 00:08:14,248, Character said: Among the young druids of Gaul,

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At 00:08:16,448, Character said: I shall choose the one to whom I'll
teach the recipe for the magic potion

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At 00:08:19,280, Character said: so that he may become
the new druid of the village.

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At 00:08:22,013, Character said: But we can't change druids...
(CLATTER)

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At 00:08:26,378, Character said: We can't change druids
'cause you fell out of a tree!

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At 00:08:28,745, Character said: Ah, great! Fall out of a tree,
then give up!

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At 00:08:30,778, Character said: I can do that too.
It's dead easy to fall out of a tree.

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At 00:08:33,477, Character said: Getafix, please,
tell me you didn't mean that.

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At 00:08:35,510, Character said: You're just pulling our leg.
You gotta be kidding.

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At 00:08:37,977, Character said: They're talking about a recipe!

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At 00:08:40,142, Character said: - A recipe?
- Would that be an apple recipe?

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At 00:08:42,275, Character said: - An apple strudel, perhaps?
- Ah, shut it. - You did say "recipe."

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At 00:08:45,175, Character said: Yes, I did say "recipe"!

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At 00:08:47,407, Character said: Why would they lock themselves up in
there just to cook up an apple pie?!

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At 00:08:50,207, Character said: Are you sure that's what they
said, Sugar Duck?

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At 00:08:52,208, Character said: You sure you're not deaf
as a doornail, Sugar Duck?

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At 00:08:55,407, Character said: I cannot strike a woman.

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At 00:08:57,772, Character said: Let alone if she's married
to a doornail.

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At 00:09:00,939, Character said: Here's your doornail!
(ALL SHOUTING)

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At 00:09:07,403, Character said: Give me some!

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At 00:09:09,103, Character said: (SHOUTING CONTINUES)

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At 00:09:10,769, Character said: (CRASH)
(CLUCKING)

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At 00:09:13,936, Character said: (SIGHING)

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At 00:09:18,434, Character said: (OWL HOOTING)
(SNORING)

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At 00:09:20,767, Character said: (ANIMAL SOUNDS)

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At 00:09:22,900, Character said: - (SQUEALING AND GRUNTING)
- Wonderful.

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At 00:09:25,833, Character said: Now you all understand
you have to stick together.

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At 00:09:29,500, Character said: Be...