The.Theatre.Bizarre.2011.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Subtitles

00:03:09,469 --> 00:03:11,Welcome

00:04:21,549 --> 00:04:25,THE MOTHER OF ALL TOADS

00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:46,Here we were in mer par France with all kinds
of mounted gargoyles on the wall.

00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:48,- Honey, can we go?
- That's so impressive.

00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:52,That's the "Green Man" a classic
pagan fertility symbol.

00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:56,You've g***t to come see these
They're so cool.

00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,- Be careful.
- What?

00:04:58,430 --> 00:05:00,If you touched then
you have to buy it.

00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:04,you are more than welcome to
to try them on.

00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:07,Thank you.

00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:10,- thank you.
-you are American?

00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:11,Yes.

00:05:11,670 --> 00:05:13,you make a
lovely couple

00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:16,- Thank you.
Honey there gorgeous

00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:18,- Let me have a look.
- I want them.

00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:22,you like em.
This is the "alter sign'.

00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:25,What're you talking about?

00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:28,The "�lter sign' from
H.P. Lovecraft.

00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:32,- The Necronomicon and all that.
- Yes, you're right.

00:05:32,990 --> 00:05:35,- Was'nt that a hoax or something?
- Of course not.

00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:38,it comes from a very old source,

00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:43,which has been part of my family
for generations

00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:45,I'm reserching paralal traditions
ar'nt i

00:05:45,987 --> 00:05:48,He calls anthropology.

00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:53,If you are interested, you must
come this afternoon.

00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:56,Oh 'Honey, we can't this
Afternoon. We have plans remember.

00:05:56,670 --> 00:05:59,This is just down the road.
I think we can make it..

00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:02,Well , we'll discuss it in the car then.

00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:08,Is that enough? It is
only slightly wrinkled.

00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,It's all in French.
I do not understand what they are saying.

00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:48,Yes, we're in France sweety.
it's going to be in french

00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,Alright , there's things your going to
adapt too

00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:53,Otherwise, we should have
stayed back in the States.

00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:00,Alright , look sweety

00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,Why do not you go to the spa?
go to the spa for a bit

00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:06,and pick me up from the old ladys house
latter on ,its just down the road

00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:10,You dont understand she says , g***t
a copy of the Necronomicon .

00:07:10,548 --> 00:07:13,I've g***t to check it out,
thats what I'm here for.

00:07:13,790 --> 00:07:17,She has a copy that ran into her
at a market in Mirepoix.

00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,g***t to go. there. It might
just another fake.

00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:24,i g***t to check it out , so go do
your thing. go get your nails done,

00:07:24,089 --> 00:07:27,go to the hammam. That's okay. But
Now let's enjoy the ride.

00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,We should have taken that left turn at Benet
like i told you before

00:07:54,913 --> 00:07:57,i did , it was the left after Benet outside
the little brook

00:07:57,991 --> 00:08:03,No. left turnt at Benet
your not paying attention to me

00:08:03,431 --> 00:08:05,- Baby ...
- Just keep going.

00:08:07,911 --> 00:08:10,- What the hell is that?
- What?

00:08:34,591 --> 00:08:39,Wow.would you Look at this
look at the face there

00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:42,- Yes, it's a cross Martin.
-no babe it's not just a cross.

00:08:42,991 --> 00:08:44,this right here is not a division
of the crossroads

00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:48,Right over here was a spiritual gathering
place back in the time of the Gauls.

00:08:48,791 --> 00:08:52,Well, honey if would have payed more
attention to our vacation...

00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,We wouldnt have gotten lost
- lost?

00:08:54,631 --> 00:08:58,Yeh! Where are we? What is this place
i dont get it.?

00:08:58,511 --> 00:09:00,hey were not lost
see whats happening here

00:09:00,548 --> 00:09:02,Look at the signs,
the market.

00:09:02,471 --> 00:09:05,The lady has a Necronomicon and alter sign
Earrings for you , now this..!!

00:09:06,711 --> 00:09:09,This is the infinity sign.

00:09:09,631 --> 00:09:14,you realise, its the joining of two
worlds, heaven and earth.

00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:19,yeah it's a f***g eight martin
What are you talking about? .

00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:22,I'm leaving , I'm going to Spa.

00:09:23,191 --> 00:09:26,- You can do what ever you want.
- This is not a f***g eight man ...

00:10:12,231 --> 00:10:15,I see you have
come alone.

00:10:16,511 --> 00:10:19,Karina she had a previous ingagement.

00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:22,She does'nt share your interests then?

00:10:23,351 --> 00:10:26,She just finds them a little esoteric

00:10:31,911 --> 00:10:33,Sit down.

00:10:40,232 --> 00:10:42,A Pastis from the area.

00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,it is the custom in the region.

00:10:57,712 --> 00:11:01,The book is very old.

00:11:09,032 --> 00:11:12,I can not believe this..!!,
this looks real.

00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:20,All the women in my family
have used it.

00:11:20,755 --> 00:11:24,In one way or
the other way.

00:11:29,352 --> 00:11:30,Oh God ...

00:11:31,352 --> 00:11:33,it's horiffic

00:11:34,912 --> 00:11:37,Fantastic. what is it?

00:11:44,152 --> 00:11:47,The mothers of toads.

00:12:56,552 --> 00:13:00,Must you leave so soon
my little one

00:13:00,432 --> 00:13:05,- Yes, actually its getting quite late.
one for the road then.

00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:10,the mild wine will warm you up
on your journey back

00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:12,Alright one for the road...

00:13:17,312 --> 00:13:23,it will warm your stomach
and other parts

00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:26,I really should be going now.

00:13:38,913 --> 00:13:44,Do you like me now, my pritty one?

00:14:10,113 --> 00:14:11,S***t.

00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:16,One of these days , im going to
seriously kill him for this

00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:48,What the.

00:19:53,475 --> 00:19:54,No ...

00:20:23,635 --> 00:20:28,Why did you leave so hastely
my little one?

00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:32,Stay away from me.
Stay away.

00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:36,Why? , do you loath
me so much

00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:41,I can give you all that other
women give and more.

00:20:41,755 --> 00:20:45,You are not a f***g woman!
You're a f***g freak!

00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:38,No ...

00:21:45,435 --> 00:21:47,No, no, no ...

00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,No..........

00:22:46,356 --> 00:22:49,What a story.

00:22:50,276 --> 00:22:52,So imaginative.

00:22:52,836 --> 00:22:57,Not every horror is
a creation of the mind.

00:23:14,836 --> 00:23:19,I LOVE YOU

00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:14,S***t.

00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:18,Hi, it's me.
please call me back when you get this

00:24:18,996 --> 00:24:20,It is important.

00:24:23,236 --> 00:24:24,Hey, George, it's me.

00:24:25,156 --> 00:24:28,I woke up with a nasty cut on my hand

00:24:28,274 --> 00:24:30,A broken glass or something.

00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:34,Maybe , i g***t in a fight
i dont remember.

00:24:36,036 --> 00:24:40,I can't reach Mona.
She does'nt return my calls.

00:24:51,596 --> 00:24:53,He doesnt sound good.

00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:57,He g***t in a fight last night ,
he cant even remember it.

00:24:57,476 --> 00:25:01,I,m just going to talk to him,and pick up a few things
and i'll be right down

00:25:01,755 --> 00:25:03,I do not think that's a good idea.

00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,I think we should leave right now , drive to paris
get a place

00:25:06,971 --> 00:25:09,We settle down and disappear.

00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:12,He will try to find me

00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:15,you don't want that do you.?

00:25:17,156 --> 00:25:20,I'll tell him what ever i have to .
to make him understand.

00:25:20,876 --> 00:25:23,Trust me, okay?

00:25:34,677 --> 00:25:36,My God, where have you been?

00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:39,Why havent you answered your phone
or returned my calls ?

00:25:40,197 --> 00:25:43,I've told you,i was going to my cousins,
for a few days.

00:25:43,679 --> 00:25:46,You didnt answered the phone.
daniel didnt answer her phone

00:25:46,437 --> 00:25:48,I left you a dozen messages

00:25:48,357 --> 00:25:51,I know , i needed some time to myself
to think.

00:25:52,277 --> 00:25:54,and did you?
- Yes, I did. It was good.

00:25:55,157 --> 00:25:58,I needed to do that
good im glad

00:25:58,997 --> 00:26:01,Because Ive missed you so much...