22-Mo Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:25,310 My son is quite the athlete. You should see him. 2 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:29,890 Okay, my stepson. Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. 3 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:33,110 No, I don't know what sport he's playing right now. 4 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:40,750 I g***t it. 5 00:00:42,450 --> 00:00:44,190 Oh no, he's incredible. 6 00:00:48,390 --> 00:00:50,330 He's a full grown man now. 7 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,200 Good job, sweetie. 8 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,770 Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. 9 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:00,410 Sweet. Thank God. 10 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:02,750 Hey, sweetie. 11 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:06,050 What's all this? What's going on? 12 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:07,670 I just g***t into my dream college. 13 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:10,150 Oh, my gosh. Are you serious? No. 14 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,050 Yeah. Oh, my God. This is so exciting. 15 00:02:14,230 --> 00:02:15,230 Wow. 16 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:20,650 I have some bad news, and I don't want to bring down the energy and the 17 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:25,270 excitement, but this may be the last time that I see you. I'm sorry. Oh, 18 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:26,450 Wait. Why? 19 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:28,110 Your dad and I were getting a divorce. 20 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:29,810 Oh, yeah. 21 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:36,150 Yeah, he's leaving me for some younger woman, I think. I mean, I don't know 22 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,069 I'm going to do. 23 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:42,530 You know, he made me sign a prenup when we g***t married. So I don't have a job. I 24 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,870 don't know where I'm going to go. I don't know what I'm going to do. 25 00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:46,650 Well, you still have me. 26 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:51,370 You're right. You're such a good son. 27 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:56,210 We do have a really good relationship, right? Don't we? 28 00:02:57,190 --> 00:03:02,730 You know, I've had my fair share of athletes in the past before. 29 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:10,410 I mean, you're going off to college. You want to 30 00:03:10,410 --> 00:03:12,150 have a little more experience, right? 31 00:03:12,930 --> 00:03:15,930 So I've seen you checking me out. 32 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:21,190 And I want you to leave us a little gift, you know? Gift? 33 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,720 Yeah. 34 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:26,360 This athletic body is just incredible of yours. 35 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:33,620 I bet you, no, no, guarantee you that the girls at college, they're not going 36 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:34,820 have t***s as big as me. 37 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:40,740 It's just, it's not going to happen. I promise. And I see you looking at them. 38 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:44,460 It's okay. I mean, it's okay that you have. 39 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:47,720 I don't, I don't mind. I kind of like it. 40 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,080 You can touch them, it's okay. 41 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,740 I knew you liked it. 42 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,900 They're so big, right? 43 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,800 Excited by this whole situation, huh? 44 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:37,600 Consider this my going away gift to you. 45 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,440 Definitely. 46 00:04:42,220 --> 00:04:44,640 You don't want to say no to a present, right? 47 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,900 That would just be rude. 48 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,580 Yeah, yeah, that would be rude. 49 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:53,820 You have such the athletic body. 50 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,980 Your d***k is so nice. 51 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:57,820 Wow. 52 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:46,770 She's amazing. 53 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,930 Yeah, she's amazing. 54 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,440 Wow. 55 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:53,460 I mean your body is just so amazing and so athletic. 56 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,330 I'm gonna see this athletic body of yours. 57 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:47,830 Oh wow. 58 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:50,030 I knew it. 59 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,350 I knew it all along. 60 00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:59,740 Your d***k is so much bigger than your dog's. Oh, don't say that. 61 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:01,680 He broke my heart. 62 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,680 I can see whatever I want. 63 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:05,860 You hurt. 64 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,730 Yes, it is so... 65 00:12:25,130 --> 00:12:27,090 It's so important to warm up the girl first. 66 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,410 Always. 67 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:34,590 I don't love p***y kisses so good. 68 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:36,150 Yes, son. 69 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:42,110 Oh, yes. 70 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:47,830 I like how you swirl your tongue. Oh my god. 71 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,020 I don't know how to do it. 72 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:24,440 You can pass up on a p***y like this. Oh my god. 73 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:53,990 I'm so glad you can help me out. 74 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:58,030 Such a good boy, such a good boy. 75 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:00,990 Oh 76 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:09,590 yes, 77 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,930 play with that p***y. 78 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:18,850 Oh yes, it feels so good. 79 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,920 inside of me. 80 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,620 Oh this p***y's ready for you. 81 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,380 d***k. 82 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:48,980 Stop that, Alice. 83 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,400 when it comes. 84 00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:46,770 I'm a mathlete. 85 00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:48,090 Wait, what? 86 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:49,750 Yeah. 87 00:29:50,070 --> 00:29:53,190 No, you're an athlete. 88 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:56,850 That's why I g***t into Harvard and stuff is because I'm good at math. 89 00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:59,550 What? I thought you played sports. 90 00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:02,270 No, just math. 91 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,710 Oh, no. 92 00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:09,130 What ** I going to do when all this non -athlete come now? What ** I going to 93 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:13,570 do? I think we're going to have to just go to the pharmacy and get a pill.