A Not So Royal Christmas 2023.en Subtitles

At 00:00:08,574, Character said: KIRSTEN: Sorhagen Palace
was first built in 1536

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At 00:00:11,644, Character said: and later renovated
in the 18th century.

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At 00:00:14,180, Character said: And ever since then,
there's been a royal decree

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At 00:00:16,416, Character said: for the grounds to be decorated
every Christmas.

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At 00:00:18,718, Character said: As you can see,
everything from our ornaments

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At 00:00:20,786, Character said: to our silver bells

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At 00:00:22,288, Character said: tell a story
of the legacies of the Counts

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At 00:00:24,557, Character said: who once called
Sorhagen Palace home.

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At 00:00:26,559, Character said: -Is Count Lars
actually living here now?

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At 00:00:28,895, Character said: Will we get to see him
on this tour?

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At 00:00:30,596, Character said: Or is it true that he hasn't
made a public appearance

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At 00:00:33,199, Character said: since he was a teenager?

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At 00:00:34,767, Character said: -Uh, the current Count prefers
to work behind the scenes.

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At 00:00:37,069, Character said: Now, the original
stone was forged--

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At 00:00:39,172, Character said: -Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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At 00:00:40,539, Character said: Is it true he doesn't
show his face

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At 00:00:42,275, Character said: because he lost his nose
bullfighting?

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At 00:00:43,676, Character said: [door opens]

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At 00:00:45,211, Character said: -The Count's nose, I assure you,
is very well intact,

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At 00:00:48,648, Character said: and you should not believe
the conspiracy theories

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At 00:00:50,816, Character said: that you read at gossip sites.

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At 00:00:52,285, Character said: -Ah, you all are in luck today.

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At 00:00:54,287, Character said: This is Sir Gustus,
the Count's Royal Advisor.

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At 00:00:56,623, Character said: -Ah! So you can tell us
if the Count is actually here?

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At 00:00:59,559, Character said: I mean, it's the only reason
why we came on the tour, anyway.

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At 00:01:02,228, Character said: Right, guys?
[laughs nervously]

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At 00:01:03,062, Character said: -On behalf of Count Lars,

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At 00:01:04,430, Character said: we are so happy
you chose to spend the day

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At 00:01:06,298, Character said: visiting Sorhagen Palace.

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At 00:01:08,100, Character said: We hope you stay the month

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At 00:01:09,602, Character said: as Christmastime here
is always magical

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At 00:01:12,605, Character said: and the town's festivities
are open to all.

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At 00:01:15,675, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:01:17,209, Character said: [quietly]
A word?

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At 00:01:19,812, Character said: -Just one moment.

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At 00:01:21,314, Character said: TOURIST: I don't think we're
seeing the Count today...

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At 00:01:25,485, Character said: -Remember, the less Count talk,
the better.

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At 00:01:28,454, Character said: -I know.

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At 00:01:29,822, Character said: I'm sorry, sir, I'm trying.
They just keep asking.

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At 00:01:31,824, Character said: -Only three today?

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At 00:01:33,859, Character said: -The most we've had
this month.

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At 00:01:36,495, Character said: Do you think if he made
one quick appearance,

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At 00:01:40,099, Character said: we'd get more sign-ups?

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At 00:01:41,834, Character said: -Remember to highlight

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At 00:01:43,536, Character said: that the oldest Christmas lights
in Northern Europe

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At 00:01:45,971, Character said: hang in our library.

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At 00:01:48,574, Character said: -Yes, sir.

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At 00:01:50,343, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:53,279, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:56,349, Character said: ♪

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At 00:01:59,519, Character said: ♪

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At 00:02:02,522, Character said: ♪

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At 00:02:05,858, Character said: ♪

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At 00:02:08,060, Character said: TONY: Come on, somebody!

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At 00:02:09,395, Character said: Give me something,
something for the ladies!

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At 00:02:11,530, Character said: -Oh!
-Yeah?

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At 00:02:12,631, Character said: The Queen
and the Duchess of Doverly

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At 00:02:14,267, Character said: showed up wearing the same dress
to the Royal Banquet.

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At 00:02:16,536, Character said: -"Fuel to the fire of the feud."
Yeah, what else?

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At 00:02:20,106, Character said: -Ooh, uh, there's
a rumour going around

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At 00:02:21,908, Character said: that the Prince of Bulgaria
invested his entire trust

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At 00:02:24,577, Character said: in his girlfriend's nightclub.

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At 00:02:26,145, Character said: -Yeah, we can work with that.

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At 00:02:27,413, Character said: Something like
"Party prince pays the price."

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At 00:02:30,115, Character said: Jot that down;
I'm not gonna remember.

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At 00:02:31,351, Character said: Come on.
What else?

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At 00:02:33,186, Character said: -Um, so apparently,
the Earl of Greyson

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At 00:02:35,555, Character said: fathered an illegitimate child
in his late teens

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At 00:02:37,423, Character said: and he's spending this Christmas

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At 00:02:38,724, Character said: with the family
in the Swiss Alps!

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At 00:02:40,526, Character said: -Bingo!
That's what I'm talking about!

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At 00:02:43,095, Character said: -The irony, of course,

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At 00:02:44,263, Character said: being that his
great-great-grandfather,

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At 00:02:45,764, Character said: the Earl in 1885,
secretly fathered a baby

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At 00:02:48,001, Character said: with the-- what?
-Oh, oh....

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At 00:02:48,901, Character said: I'm falling asleep.

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At 00:02:50,202, Character said: -What, why?
That's a good story.

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At 00:02:51,670, Character said: -No, it's so boring.

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At 00:02:53,106, Character said: Skip the history lesson,
alright?

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At 00:02:54,540, Character said: This is RGE,
Royal Gossip Entertainment.

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At 00:02:57,944, Character said: We stick to the now scandal.

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At 00:02:59,511, Character said: Let's get to it, people!
Time is money!

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At 00:03:02,415, Character said: -Um...
Hey, Tony?

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At 00:03:04,250, Character said: Can I speak to you for a second?

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At 00:03:05,784, Character said: -Yeah, I always
have a second for you.

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At 00:03:07,786, Character said: Is this about your story about
the Baron's botched tattoo?

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At 00:03:09,955, Character said: I trust your sources, yeah?

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At 00:03:11,424, Character said: -No, no, no,
it's nothing like that.

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At 00:03:12,791, Character said: It's, um...

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At 00:03:14,960, Character said: Okay, so next month

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At 00:03:17,196, Character said: will be my five-year anniversary
working here.

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At 00:03:18,898, Character said: -And we've been loving
every second of it, yeah.

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At 00:03:20,599, Character said: -Thanks!

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At 00:03:22,101, Character said: And you could say I've published
some pretty major stories

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At 00:03:23,636, Character said: in that time.
-Some of the best!

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At 00:03:24,971, Character said: -Good, yeah.

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At 00:03:26,238, Character said: I was hoping
I could ask for a raise.

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At 00:03:29,508, Character said: -Oh!

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At 00:03:30,777, Character said: A raise, yeah...

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At 00:03:32,445, Character said: Now's not really
a good time, Charlotte.

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At 00:03:34,947, Character said: Sorry.
I mean...

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At 00:03:36,348, Character said: you see how it is
around here--

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At 00:03:38,017, Character said: they barely have enough
to pay me.

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At 00:03:39,652, Character said: But I'm really looking forward
to your piece on the Earl.

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At 00:03:42,154, Character said: Yeah?

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At 00:03:44,090, Character said: -Oh.

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At 00:03:47,393, Character said: -Yeah, we're done.
-Oh.

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At 00:03:49,161, Character said: -Yeah.
-Oh... okay.

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At 00:03:50,563, Character said: ♪

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At 00:03:54,033, Character said: ♪

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At 00:03:56,803, Character said: Ugh...

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At 00:03:58,270, Character said: -Guessing it didn't go well?

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At 00:04:02,141, Character said: You could always
threaten to leave.

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At 00:04:03,810, Character said: He knows you're an asset.

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At 00:04:05,478, Character said: -It's just my visa
is up next month,

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At 00:04:07,480, Character said: and if he calls my bluff I have
to either leave the country

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At 00:04:09,748, Character said: or find another job.

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At 00:04:11,550, Character said: And let's be serious,
it's not like any credible

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At 00:04:13,619, Character said: news organization
like Monarch Insider

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At 00:04:15,187, Character said: is gonna hire me
after working here.

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At 00:04:17,824, Character said: -Well, you're always welcome
to crash at my flat.

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At 00:04:20,659, Character said: -Thanks.
That's really kind of you.

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At 00:04:22,494, Character said: -I don't know
how you're managing

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At 00:04:23,996, Character said: ever since your ex moved out.

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At 00:04:25,497, Character said: -I actually had to dip
into my savings this month.

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At 00:04:28,467, Character said: -Offer still stands.

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At 00:04:30,903, Character said: -Thank you.

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At 00:04:32,071, Character said: I'll keep that in mind.

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At 00:04:33,639, Character said: ♪

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At 00:04:35,842, Character said: ♪

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At 00:04:38,177, Character said: ♪

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At 00:04:40,847, Character said: Adam?

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At 00:04:42,215, Character said: Adam Pederson?

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At 00:04:44,083, Character said: -Jensen!

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At 00:04:45,417, Character said: -Oh!
-Oh!

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At 00:04:48,354, Character said: I was hoping I'd see you today.

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At 00:04:49,822, Character said: -I heard you were back in town!
-Ah!

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At 00:04:51,657, Character said: -Wow!
You look so different.

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At 00:04:54,494, Character said: No beard and you've
really slimmed down.

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At 00:04:57,964, Character said: -Oh, it's all that backpacking.
-Ah, yes, that's right!

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At 00:05:00,767, Character said: You've been all over the world.

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At 00:05:02,268, Character said: -Seven countries in ten years.

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At 00:05:04,837, Character said: -Never in one spot
for too long, then?

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At 00:05:07,073, Character said: -No, still looking
for that one job...