Hotel Portofino S01E05 .eng Subtitles

00:01:00,443 --> 00:01:02,Oh, Mr Wingfield.

00:01:02,003 --> 00:01:05,You're not sneaking off
without saying goodbye, surely?

00:01:05,883 --> 00:01:07,Sorry, I...
I didn't think anyone was up.

00:01:07,523 --> 00:01:10,Won't you have some breakfast?
I'd rather get on.

00:01:10,523 --> 00:01:13,Ah. Would you wait one moment?

00:01:14,203 --> 00:01:17,Would you mind awfully
posting a letter for me,

00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:18,once you get to Milan?

00:01:18,443 --> 00:01:22,Here you are,
this is to cover the cost. Ah, yes.

00:01:22,163 --> 00:01:26,Oh, Harrogate, eh?
That's a lovely town.

00:01:26,683 --> 00:01:30,It is, isn't it? Well...
Wish me luck.

00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:31,Best of British.

00:01:36,803 --> 00:01:39,Oh, heavens. Not again.

00:01:39,803 --> 00:01:41,Wha... Can't you leave us alone?

00:01:41,763 --> 00:01:44,And a very good morning to you also,
Signora Ainsworth.

00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:46,This is Signor Ricci,

00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:48,from the inspectorate
of Industry and Labour.

00:01:48,603 --> 00:01:50,What is it now?

00:01:50,003 --> 00:01:53,And this is a letter
that authorises him

00:01:53,843 --> 00:01:57,to carry out an inspection on the
working conditions on your premises.

00:01:57,483 --> 00:01:59,At seven o'clock in the morning?

00:03:03,843 --> 00:03:05,It's just batter.

00:03:05,883 --> 00:03:07,There's nowt queer about that.

00:03:11,243 --> 00:03:15,I don't care if you g***t your orders
from the King of Italy himself,

00:03:15,723 --> 00:03:18,you will NOT open that door.

00:03:18,683 --> 00:03:23,If my buns don't rise,
there'll be hell to pay. Capisci?

00:03:56,283 --> 00:03:58,Unhygienic conditions?

00:03:58,283 --> 00:04:02,You could eat your dinner
off Betty's floor!

00:04:02,323 --> 00:04:04,I didn't write this report.

00:04:05,563 --> 00:04:08,Well, your signature is all over it.

00:04:08,323 --> 00:04:12,So... what does it mean?
It means you have 14 days.

00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:15,To do what?
To make good. Or face closure.

00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:22,This is ridiculous!

00:04:30,643 --> 00:04:32,Where is it?!

00:04:32,163 --> 00:04:34,Ainsworth! Ainsworth, where are you?

00:04:34,603 --> 00:04:36,Ainsworth, where is it?!

00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,What on Earth's the matter, man?

00:04:38,603 --> 00:04:42,You crooks! Where is it?!
Where is what?

00:04:42,003 --> 00:04:46,Where'd you put it?
Can I help you? Where'd you put it?

00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:49,The painting is gone!

00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:53,Well, don't just stand there!
Go get the goddamn cops!

00:04:53,523 --> 00:04:54,Right.

00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:13,And you are sure the painting,
it is stolen?

00:05:13,203 --> 00:05:15,It didn't get up and walk around
on its own, did it?

00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,Yes, of course I'm sure.
What kind of jerk you take me for?

00:05:17,923 --> 00:05:20,Have you searched your room, sir?
Are you kidding me?

00:05:20,883 --> 00:05:22,If I say it is gone,
it is gone, OK?

00:05:22,643 --> 00:05:26,How can a painting just disappear
from right under your nose?

00:05:26,323 --> 00:05:29,That's some question, Ainsworth.
How the hell should I know?

00:05:29,843 --> 00:05:31,I ain't the guy who stole it.

00:05:31,203 --> 00:05:33,Yet you are "the guy" who was
supposed to be keeping it safe.

00:05:33,883 --> 00:05:34,Meaning what?

00:05:34,923 --> 00:05:38,Meaning whatever you choose
to make of it, Mr Turner.

00:05:38,123 --> 00:05:41,We should all try and stay calm.
Yes. What would you advise, Carlo?

00:05:41,363 --> 00:05:44,To do what Mr Turner requested.
Thank you.

00:05:44,443 --> 00:05:47,Send for the police. Subito.
Oh, good grief...

00:05:47,843 --> 00:05:49,Ferma!

00:05:49,443 --> 00:05:52,No-one is going anywhere here.

00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,Let's be clear.

00:05:54,163 --> 00:05:57,From now on,
nobody is going back to their rooms.

00:05:57,963 --> 00:05:59,That's an order.

00:05:59,203 --> 00:06:02,You mean we have to stay here?
Yes.

00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:04,In our nightclothes?
Exactly.

00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,Danioni's right.

00:06:05,523 --> 00:06:08,That way we can be sure
no-one is up to any shenanigans.

00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:11,What exactly are you insinuating?

00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,No-one is insinuating anything,
Lady Latchmere.

00:06:13,163 --> 00:06:15,Is everyone present?

00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:18,The Wingfields have
yet to make an appearance. Ah!

00:06:18,683 --> 00:06:21,Mr Wingfield left early
this morning. Did he now?

00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:23,Yes. To play in a tennis tournament.

00:06:23,643 --> 00:06:25,He said he'd be back
within the week.

00:06:25,683 --> 00:06:27,Maybe he ain't coming back.

00:06:27,243 --> 00:06:30,His wife's still here.
You're sure of that, are you?

00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,I saw her last night, Jack.
Just before I went to bed.

00:06:36,203 --> 00:06:37,Really.

00:06:39,043 --> 00:06:42,Perhaps... Alice, you could go
and check on Mrs Wingfield.

00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:45,And Constance, would you
mind bringing Billy upstairs?

00:06:45,643 --> 00:06:47,We could send him
to the police station.

00:06:47,483 --> 00:06:51,And everybody else, perhaps
you'd like a bit of breakfast.

00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:53,It might improve your moods.

00:06:55,923 --> 00:06:58,Mr Turner, please.

00:06:59,163 --> 00:07:00,What's happening, then?

00:07:00,323 --> 00:07:02,Mrs Ainsworth says
we're to set breakfast.

00:07:02,203 --> 00:07:03,What, for everyone?
They're all up.

00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,I'm not surprised with all
the hullabaloo.

00:07:06,603 --> 00:07:10,God, the sound of that man's voice!
Dear me, enough to wake the dead.

00:07:10,803 --> 00:07:12,Er, Paola, breakfast.

00:07:12,123 --> 00:07:14,Where have you been?
Just out.

00:07:14,483 --> 00:07:17,You're wanted.
Who's asking?

00:07:17,483 --> 00:07:20,Mrs Ainsworth. She's talking
about calling the police.

00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,The police? What for?

00:07:22,963 --> 00:07:25,The painting's gone missing.

00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:27,That's g***t nowt to do with me.
No-one says it has, Billy.

00:07:27,443 --> 00:07:30,She just wants them
to search the hotel.

00:07:31,883 --> 00:07:34,Stop worrying, you daft apeth.

00:07:34,643 --> 00:07:38,You're to fetch the police,
not hand yourself in.

00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,Here he is, Mrs Ainsworth.
Thank you, Constance.

00:07:52,443 --> 00:07:55,Billy, we need you to run
an errand into town.

00:07:55,243 --> 00:07:58,Signor Danioni will tell you
exactly where to go.

00:07:58,683 --> 00:08:00,This is William Scanlon?
Yes.

00:08:00,763 --> 00:08:03,Yes. This is Billy.

00:08:04,683 --> 00:08:07,Hi, Billy.
Sir.

00:08:07,603 --> 00:08:10,This is the boy who stole
the bicycle. Wha...?

00:08:12,003 --> 00:08:14,I only meant to borrow it, sir.

00:08:14,723 --> 00:08:17,Sorry, I cannot hear.
I only meant to borrow it.

00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:19,Oh, I see. Sure.

00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:24,A known associate
with criminal elements, huh?

00:08:24,123 --> 00:08:27,That's what he is. No...
He cannot go anywhere...

00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:28,No, you don't! Come here, kid!

00:08:28,643 --> 00:08:30,Get me the key to the outhouse.
Shut up!

00:08:30,203 --> 00:08:33,We'll lock him up in there.

00:08:33,603 --> 00:08:35,Billy!

00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:38,Quit struggling!
Cecil, is this entirely necessary?

00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:40,The guilty flee
when no man pursueth.

00:08:40,683 --> 00:08:42,Francesco, you go to the police.

00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,Please, be gentle with him!
Mrs Ainsworth! What's he done?

00:08:45,403 --> 00:08:47,Betty, let me deal with this. OK?

00:08:47,803 --> 00:08:50,What's...? Let me take care of this.
Mr Turner!

00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,Let me out!

00:08:53,803 --> 00:08:55,Shut up!

00:08:55,483 --> 00:08:58,I can't breathe!
Mrs Ainsworth!

00:08:58,323 --> 00:09:00,Blighter's g***t
a pair of lungs on him.

00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,Yeah, and a kick like a mule.

00:09:01,483 --> 00:09:03,Please!
The boy's in distress.

00:09:03,323 --> 00:09:05,Panicking, more likely.
Please! It hurts!

00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:08,Please, can I get Nish
just to have a look at him?

00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:09,Don't be so bloody feeble.

00:09:09,563 --> 00:09:12,I've g***t a pain in me side.
Please, it hurts!

00:09:12,403 --> 00:09:13,I can't breathe!

00:09:13,843 --> 00:09:18,Oh, for God's sake, all right.
Be quick about it.

00:09:22,443 --> 00:09:24,His breathing is certainly laboured.

00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:27,Can you give him something?

00:09:27,123 --> 00:09:30,Perhaps a sedative to calm him down,
ease the constriction.

00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,I don't want nowt like that.

00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:34,Maybe something for the pain, then.

00:09:34,723 --> 00:09:36,I don't have anything with me.

00:09:36,723 --> 00:09:40,Ah.
I have some aspirin in my office.

00:09:40,043 --> 00:09:42,I'll run and get it.

00:09:50,763 --> 00:09:53,Lady Latchmere's...