Ingrid.Goes.West.2017 Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,631 [Charlotte] Is this real? Hashtag no filter. 2 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,090 The couple that yogas together, stays together. 3 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,811 Prayer hands emoji. 4 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,401 A perfect day for a perfect wedding. 5 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,410 Hashtag perfect 6 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,400 So glad I married this weirdo. Fluttering heart emoji. 7 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,162 Getting the band back together. Hashtag all the line. 8 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,926 Yup! That's how we roll. Princess emoji. 9 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,606 And the festivities we get. Twin hearts emoji. 10 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,127 Fairy tale wedding. Hashtag about last night. 11 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,166 Happy to be sharing this day 12 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,001 with all my favorite humans. Hashtag blessed. 13 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,324 [Sobs] 14 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,922 [muffled music playing] 15 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,081 ["One Thing Leads to Another" by The Fixx plays] 16 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,807 ♪ One thing leads to another ♪ 17 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,204 ♪ You told me something wrong I know I listen too long ♪ 18 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,326 [Charlotte] The couple that yogas together stays together. 19 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,567 A perfect day for a perfect wedding. 20 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,761 Princess emoji. 21 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,166 Yup! That's how we roll. 22 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,521 All my favorite humans. Hashtag blessed. 23 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,883 Hashtag all the line. Hashtag about last night. 24 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,122 Hashtag perfect. Fairy tale wedding. 25 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,405 - [Ingrid] Is this real? - [Charlotte] Hashtag blessed. 26 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,769 [giggling] I know... 27 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,490 [Ingrid] Hi, Charlotte. 28 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,808 - Ingrid. - Congratulations. 29 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,811 - [women screaming] - Thanks for inviting me. 30 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,564 - You f***g c***t! - [Charlotte] Help! 31 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:58,645 [Charlotte yelling and sobbing] 32 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,242 [seagulls squawking] 33 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,121 [Hawaiian music playing] 34 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:32,251 [Ingrid] "Dear Charlotte, I want you to know 35 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,886 how sorry I ** about what happened. 36 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,323 I think having this time apart has been really good for me. 37 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,004 I'm learning how to be present... 38 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,450 how to live in the moment... 39 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,886 how to listen. 40 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,725 [TV indistinct chatter] 41 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,849 Sometimes I'll hear a joke that reminds me of you. 42 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,008 And I'll feel sad because I have no way of telling you about it. 43 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,290 But, maybe, that's okay. 44 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,802 Maybe, it's good to be alone once in a while. 45 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,162 I don't what the future holds for me. 46 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,131 I just know that things are gonna be different now. 47 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,921 And I guess I just wanted to say thank you. 48 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,002 You're the only person who reached out to me 49 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,482 after my mom died. And, I'll never forget that. 50 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,645 And I hope that someday you and I can... 51 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,524 look back on all of this and laugh. 52 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,365 Your friend always, Ingrid." 53 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,128 [alarm ringing and buzzing] 54 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,884 - [Woody Woodpecker laughing] - [laughs] 55 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,811 [cartoon] You'll freeze to death if you stay here! 56 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,050 [pills rattling] 57 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,521 - [inhaling deeply] - [exhaling] 58 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,641 [camera clicking] 59 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,000 [camera clicking] 60 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,161 [camera clicking] 61 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,087 [TV playing] 62 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,086 [dog barking] 63 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,569 [water rippling] 64 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,330 [Ingrid] Taylor Sloane 65 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,761 Holy S***t. 66 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,920 - [incessant clapping] - [Taylor] "Live in the sunshine, 67 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,770 swim in the sea, drink the wild air." 68 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,565 Ralph Waldo Emerson. 69 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,364 [incessant clapping continues] 70 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,845 My muse. Hashtag Rothko the dog. 71 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,251 There's science, logic and reason 72 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,330 And then there is, California. 73 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,967 Baby, you're a firework. American Flag Emoji. 74 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,926 You're so cool. Hashtag true romance vibes. 75 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,727 [cheering and whistling] 76 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,084 [sniffing] 77 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,251 [Taylor] Another day, another Avocado toast. 78 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,926 Prayer hands emoji. 79 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,961 [clicking] 80 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,249 [scanner beeping] 81 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,329 [shopper] Yeah, I'm just gonna pay someone. 82 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,170 I'm sick of doing it myself. 83 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,724 Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe 84 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,205 who I'm looking at right now. 85 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,451 [shopper] Ingrid Thorburn. 86 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,609 She just saw me. [scoffs] 87 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,042 Yeah, I thought she was in an insane asylum. 88 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,281 [shopper] I know, right? 89 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,882 I mean, Charlotte had to get a restraining order against her. 90 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,240 [shopper] They weren't even friends. 91 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,806 Charlotte just commented on one of her Instagrams, 92 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,401 and then Ingrid went full stalker on her. 93 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,685 She looks bad. 94 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,446 Is she homeless right now. So dark... 95 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,602 [scraping] 96 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,731 [sobbing] 97 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:58,767 [phone buzzing] 98 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,770 [clicking] 99 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,486 [Taylor] I wish! Grateful Kitchen, actually. 100 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,529 They are the best. Check it out 101 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,365 next time you're in L.A. Winking Face Emoji 102 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,240 [sobbing continues] 103 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,366 Hi, Taylor. 104 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,451 [bill counter rolling] 105 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:54,961 [zipping] 106 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,206 Thank you. 107 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,005 [bicycle chain clattering] 108 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,761 [gears clicking] 109 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,962 [man] Yeah, so, you know, that s***t was poppin', 110 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,407 and after a while of me squeezing on her a***s 111 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,561 and rubbin' on it... 112 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,563 We went to the crib for some Netflix and chill. 113 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,483 But you ain't paying your d***n subscription 114 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,325 No, it wasn't nothing like that. 115 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,605 No dude, I gotta' call you back. 116 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,931 Alright. Hey. 117 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,248 Dan Pinto. Nice to meet you. 118 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,323 Thorburn. Ingrid Thorburn. 119 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,289 Okay, Ingrid Thorburn. You... You like the place? 120 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,044 - Are you the landlord? - Yes, sorry to shock you. 121 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,727 I'm the dude who lives next door that you pay rent to. 122 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,882 The landlord thing is just a side hassle 123 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,644 so I can get my real s***t up the ground. 124 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,440 You write movies? 125 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,484 - Yeah. - Anything I've seen? 126 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,766 - Like Batman? - You wrote that? 127 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,324 No, but I'm writing a spec script. 128 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,164 It's-It's not authorized, but I think it will be 129 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,770 a nice installment into the franchise. 130 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,205 How much is this place? 131 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,928 Twenty-nine hundred, the first two months, 132 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,401 plus the security deposit. No pets! 133 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,121 But we are 420 friendly, so, you know. 134 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,440 Do you take cash? 135 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,561 [inhaling audibly] 136 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,171 - Are you an escort or something? - No. 137 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,726 [mouthing] F***k!...