Ingrid.Goes.West.2017 Subtitles

00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,[Charlotte] Is this real?
Hashtag no filter.

00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,The couple that yogas together,
stays together.

00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,Prayer hands emoji.

00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.

00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,Hashtag perfect

00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,So glad I married this weirdo.
Fluttering heart emoji.

00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,Getting the band back together.
Hashtag all the line.

00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:52,Yup! That's how we roll.
Princess emoji.

00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,And the festivities we get.
Twin hearts emoji.

00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,Fairy tale wedding.
Hashtag about last night.

00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,Happy to be sharing this day

00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,with all my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.

00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,[Sobs]

00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,[muffled music playing]

00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,["One Thing Leads to Another"
by The Fixx plays]

00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,♪ One thing leads to another ♪

00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,♪ You told me something wrong
I know I listen too long ♪

00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,[Charlotte] The couple that
yogas together stays together.

00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,A perfect day
for a perfect wedding.

00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,Princess emoji.

00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,Yup! That's how we roll.

00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,All my favorite humans.
Hashtag blessed.

00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,Hashtag all the line.
Hashtag about last night.

00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,Hashtag perfect.
Fairy tale wedding.

00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,- [Ingrid] Is this real?
- [Charlotte] Hashtag blessed.

00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,[giggling]
I know...

00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,[Ingrid] Hi, Charlotte.

00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,- Ingrid.
- Congratulations.

00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,- [women screaming]
- Thanks for inviting me.

00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,- You f***g c***t!
- [Charlotte] Help!

00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:58,[Charlotte yelling and sobbing]

00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,[seagulls squawking]

00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,[Hawaiian music playing]

00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:32,[Ingrid] "Dear Charlotte,
I want you to know

00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,how sorry I **
about what happened.

00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,I think having this time apart
has been really good for me.

00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,I'm learning how
to be present...

00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,how to live in the moment...

00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,how to listen.

00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,[TV indistinct chatter]

00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,Sometimes I'll hear a joke
that reminds me of you.

00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:00,And I'll feel sad because I have
no way of telling you about it.

00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,But, maybe, that's okay.

00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,Maybe, it's good to be alone
once in a while.

00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,I don't what
the future holds for me.

00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,I just know that things
are gonna be different now.

00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,And I guess
I just wanted to say thank you.

00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,You're the only person
who reached out to me

00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,after my mom died.
And, I'll never forget that.

00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,And I hope that someday
you and I can...

00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,look back on all of this
and laugh.

00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,Your friend always,
Ingrid."

00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,[alarm ringing and buzzing]

00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,- [Woody Woodpecker laughing]
- [laughs]

00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,[cartoon] You'll freeze to death
if you stay here!

00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,[pills rattling]

00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,- [inhaling deeply]
- [exhaling]

00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,[camera clicking]

00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,[camera clicking]

00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,[camera clicking]

00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,[TV playing]

00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,[dog barking]

00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,[water rippling]

00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,[Ingrid] Taylor Sloane

00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,Holy S***t.

00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,- [incessant clapping]
- [Taylor] "Live in the sunshine,

00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,swim in the sea,
drink the wild air."

00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,Ralph Waldo Emerson.

00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,[incessant clapping continues]

00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,My muse.
Hashtag Rothko the dog.

00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,There's science,
logic and reason

00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,And then there is, California.

00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,Baby, you're a firework.
American Flag Emoji.

00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,You're so cool.
Hashtag true romance vibes.

00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,[cheering and whistling]

00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,[sniffing]

00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,[Taylor] Another day,
another Avocado toast.

00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,Prayer hands emoji.

00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,[clicking]

00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,[scanner beeping]

00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,[shopper] Yeah,
I'm just gonna pay someone.

00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,I'm sick of doing it myself.

00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe

00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,who I'm looking at right now.

00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,[shopper] Ingrid Thorburn.

00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,She just saw me.
[scoffs]

00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,Yeah, I thought she was
in an insane asylum.

00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,[shopper] I know, right?

00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,I mean, Charlotte had to get
a restraining order against her.

00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,[shopper] They weren't
even friends.

00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,Charlotte just commented
on one of her Instagrams,

00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,and then Ingrid went
full stalker on her.

00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,She looks bad.

00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,Is she homeless right now.
So dark...

00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,[scraping]

00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,[sobbing]

00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:58,[phone buzzing]

00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,[clicking]

00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,[Taylor] I wish!
Grateful Kitchen, actually.

00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,They are the best.
Check it out

00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:13,next time you're in L.A.
Winking Face Emoji

00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,[sobbing continues]

00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,Hi, Taylor.

00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,[bill counter rolling]

00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:54,[zipping]

00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,Thank you.

00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,[bicycle chain clattering]

00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,[gears clicking]

00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,[man] Yeah, so, you know,
that s***t was poppin',

00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,and after a while of me
squeezing on her a***s

00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,and rubbin' on it...

00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,We went to the crib
for some Netflix and chill.

00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,But you ain't paying
your d***n subscription

00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,No, it wasn't nothing like that.

00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,No dude, I gotta' call you back.

00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,Alright.
Hey.

00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,Dan Pinto.
Nice to meet you.

00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,Thorburn. Ingrid Thorburn.

00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,Okay, Ingrid Thorburn.
You... You like the place?

00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,- Are you the landlord?
- Yes, sorry to shock you.

00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,I'm the dude who lives next door
that you pay rent to.

00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,The landlord thing is
just a side hassle

00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,so I can get my real s***t
up the ground.

00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,You write movies?

00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,- Yeah.
- Anything I've seen?

00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,- Like Batman?
- You wrote that?

00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,No, but I'm writing
a spec script.

00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,It's-It's not authorized,
but I think it will be

00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,a nice installment
into the franchise.

00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,How much is this place?

00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,Twenty-nine hundred,
the first two months,

00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,plus the security deposit.
No pets!

00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,But we are 420 friendly,
so, you know.

00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,Do you take cash?

00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,[inhaling audibly]

00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,- Are you an escort or something?
- No.

00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,[mouthing] F***k!...