The.Bernie.Mac.Show.S05E04.The.Big.Payback.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-squalor_track3_[eng] Subtitles

00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:04,(theme music playing)

00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,BERNIE:
New clothes
for college?

00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:19,Girl, that's in a year.

00:00:19,961 --> 00:00:21,What you need
new clothes for now?

00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,For the interviews.

00:00:22,964 --> 00:00:25,I can't wear
my ratty old clothes.

00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:26,Sure, you can.

00:00:26,802 --> 00:00:28,That's how you get
student aid.

00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,WANDA:
Oh, honey, just give her
the credit card.

00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,Give her my credit card?

00:00:32,974 --> 00:00:34,WANDA:
Yeah.

00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,Give Nessa my credit card?

00:00:36,061 --> 00:00:38,With my name on it?

00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,Wanda, what
do you think I **?

00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:43,(droning beeping)

00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,$250 is the limit.

00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:51,You g***t that?
Now repeat after me: $250.

00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,$250 limit.

00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:58,Bernie, let it go.

00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,(horn honks outside)

00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:03,That's Donna.

00:01:03,213 --> 00:01:04,Thanks. Bye.

00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,Well, see now?
You g***t a kiss for that.

00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,Hi, Vanessa!
How was the mall!

00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:17,Well, come in here
and show us what you g***t.

00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,Ow! Ow!

00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,JORDAN:
Ow! Ow!

00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,WANDA:
Well, let's see.

00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,Whoa...

00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,Is that Prada?

00:01:31,199 --> 00:01:32,One pair of shoes!

00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:37,$250, and she come home
with one pair of shoes?

00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,America, I don't
understand that girl.

00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,Okay, she g***t champagne taste.

00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:45,See, that what happens
when people from the hood
get a little something.

00:01:45,681 --> 00:01:48,They waste it on that
bling-bling lifestyle.

00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,They g***t no sense at all.

00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,Well, I tell you what.

00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:55,Those shoes are going
back tonight.

00:01:55,223 --> 00:01:57,We still g***t time.

00:01:58,268 --> 00:02:00,Hey, America, I lost a diamond.

00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,Hmm.

00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,You know, I don't know
what you're so mad about.

00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,I didn't go over
the limit.

00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:11,Hello.
How may I help you?

00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:13,Go ahead.

00:02:15,076 --> 00:02:17,I need
to return these.

00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,Oh, it didn't work out?

00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,Let me issue you
store credit.

00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:20,Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.

00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,Store credit?
No, no, no, no.

00:02:22,834 --> 00:02:25,These shoes just been bought.
They never been worn.

00:02:25,253 --> 00:02:26,Just put my money
back on my credit card

00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,and let's pretend
like it never happened,
which it shouldn't have.

00:02:30,142 --> 00:02:32,Store credit
is just as good
as cash.

00:02:32,093 --> 00:02:32,No, it ain't.

00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,Well, it's our policy.

00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,(sighs) All right.

00:02:39,276 --> 00:02:41,You going to pay
my money back,
Nessa.

00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:43,With what?
I don't have
any money.

00:02:43,188 --> 00:02:44,Oh, okay,
Miss G***t Rocks.

00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:46,Now you want to try
to play broke?

00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:50,You better find a way
'cause I want my money.

00:02:50,153 --> 00:02:51,Hey, Aunt Wanda,
do you want to buy these shoes?

00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,First of all,
I don't wear
secondhand shoes,

00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,and second of all,

00:02:56,668 --> 00:02:58,don't play me
against your uncle.

00:02:58,995 --> 00:03:00,You were wrong.

00:03:00,956 --> 00:03:02,Thank you, Wanda.

00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:05,(Bernie chuckles)

00:03:05,436 --> 00:03:08,(clears throat)
Now back to you,
Miss Thing.

00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.

00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:13,I'm going to go
real easy on you.

00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:15,You going to pay me
ten dollars a week,

00:03:15,345 --> 00:03:18,promptly,
every Saturday.

00:03:18,181 --> 00:03:20,I'm not playing
with you, Nessa.

00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,I mean it.
I want my money.

00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:23,Fine.
Fine.

00:03:23,186 --> 00:03:24,Fine.
Fine.

00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:26,What?
I don't have it.

00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,Nessa, let me break something
down for you right quick.

00:03:29,234 --> 00:03:30,If you don't pay
your gas bill,

00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,they shut
your gas off.

00:03:32,028 --> 00:03:33,If you don't pay
your light bill,

00:03:33,488 --> 00:03:35,they cut off
your electricity.

00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:37,Now, doggone it,
you owe me.

00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,Now give me my money.

00:03:38,243 --> 00:03:40,Sheesh, I didn't know

00:03:40,161 --> 00:03:41,you needed ten dollars
that badly.

00:03:43,915 --> 00:03:47,America, what's with people
owing you money?

00:03:47,377 --> 00:03:48,They get an attitude

00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:50,with you for asking
for what's yours.

00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,Back in the day,
I had a friend
who owed me $50.

00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:55,First he stopped hanging out.

00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,Then when I see him,
he acted like
I stole something.

00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,You know what?

00:04:02,434 --> 00:04:05,Now that I think about it,
he still owe me $50.

00:04:05,737 --> 00:04:08,Hey, Fred, I want
my money, brother.

00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:11,You owe me! You been owing me!

00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:12,You still owe me!

00:04:13,028 --> 00:04:14,Ten dollars?

00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:15,Three weeks done
gone by, Nessa,

00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,and all you paid me is
ten lousy doggone dollars.

00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,Well, I have
a baby-sitting job
in an hour

00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:21,so you can stop
bothering me.

00:04:21,578 --> 00:04:22,BERNIE:
Bothering you?

00:04:22,912 --> 00:04:24,Oh, I'm bothering you?

00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:25,Well, I'll tell you
what, missy,

00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:27,I g***t news for you.

00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,I'm going to keep
on bothering you

00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,until you give me
back my money.

00:04:34,424 --> 00:04:37,The kid's a trip.

00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,I'm so tired of this
I don't know what to do.

00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,I can get
your money.

00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:44,Boy, stop sitting
in the dark.

00:04:44,726 --> 00:04:47,Uncle Bernie, let me put
the screws to her.

00:04:47,312 --> 00:04:48,Let me shake
her down for you.

00:04:49,064 --> 00:04:50,I pester her anyway.

00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:52,I might as well
get some money for it.

00:04:55,111 --> 00:04:56,You know what?

00:04:56,446 --> 00:04:58,You g***t a good point there.

00:04:58,448 --> 00:05:00,I'll take that action.

00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,75 cents to every dollar
I collect.

00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,Fifty.
Sixty-five.

00:05:04,996 --> 00:05:06,Deal.

00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,You watch me.

00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,JORDAN:
Vanessa?
(door opens)

00:05:13,838 --> 00:05:17,Ow! Ow, stop!
Please! Ow! Let me go!

00:05:17,175 --> 00:05:19,Ow! You're breaking it!

00:05:19,094 --> 00:05:20,Ow!

00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,(door slams)

00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:22,What?

00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,(whimpers)

00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,Hey, Nessa, how was
baby-sitting?

00:05:27,778 --> 00:05:29,Fine.

00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,Now you can
pay me my money.

00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,Oh, yeah.
Here you go.

00:05:35,026 --> 00:05:37,Nessa, what you doing, man?
That's my money.

00:05:37,412 --> 00:05:40,No, that's your money.
This is my money.

00:05:40,332 --> 00:05:42,Sister, you owe
me $250.

00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,Actually,
it's $220 now.

00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:45,Oh, you going
to be slick now.

00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,The only reason
I made that deal

00:05:47,288 --> 00:05:48,because you told me
you was broke.

00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,(scoffs rudely)
And I appreciate that.

00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,And right now,
I'm all caught up.

00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,Same time next week?

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