The Bernie Mac Show The Big Payback Aac2 0 H 264-squalor S05E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,986, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:16,550, Character said: BERNIE:
New clothes
for college?

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At 00:00:18,552, Character said: Girl, that's in a year.

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At 00:00:19,961, Character said: What you need
new clothes for now?

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At 00:00:21,522, Character said: For the interviews.

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At 00:00:22,964, Character said: I can't wear
my ratty old clothes.

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At 00:00:25,592, Character said: Sure, you can.

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At 00:00:26,802, Character said: That's how you get
student aid.

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At 00:00:28,320, Character said: WANDA:
Oh, honey, just give her
the credit card.

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At 00:00:30,639, Character said: Give her my credit card?

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At 00:00:32,974, Character said: WANDA:
Yeah.

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At 00:00:34,267, Character said: Give Nessa my credit card?

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At 00:00:36,061, Character said: With my name on it?

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At 00:00:38,105, Character said: Wanda, what
do you think I **?

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At 00:00:39,990, Character said: (droning beeping)

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At 00:00:46,780, Character said: $250 is the limit.

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At 00:00:48,698, Character said: You g***t that?
Now repeat after me: $250.

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At 00:00:51,510, Character said: $250 limit.

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At 00:00:55,664, Character said: Bernie, let it go.

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At 00:00:59,626, Character said: (horn honks outside)

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At 00:01:01,512, Character said: That's Donna.

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At 00:01:03,213, Character said: Thanks. Bye.

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At 00:01:07,300, Character said: Well, see now?
You g***t a kiss for that.

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At 00:01:13,899, Character said: Hi, Vanessa!
How was the mall!

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At 00:01:15,350, Character said: Well, come in here
and show us what you g***t.

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At 00:01:17,811, Character said: Ow! Ow!

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At 00:01:19,580, Character said: JORDAN:
Ow! Ow!

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At 00:01:24,067, Character said: WANDA:
Well, let's see.

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At 00:01:27,821, Character said: Whoa...

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At 00:01:29,790, Character said: Is that Prada?

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At 00:01:31,199, Character said: One pair of shoes!

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At 00:01:32,826, Character said: $250, and she come home
with one pair of shoes?

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At 00:01:37,297, Character said: America, I don't
understand that girl.

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At 00:01:39,800, Character said: Okay, she g***t champagne taste.

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At 00:01:41,969, Character said: See, that what happens
when people from the hood
get a little something.

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At 00:01:45,681, Character said: They waste it on that
bling-bling lifestyle.

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At 00:01:48,976, Character said: They g***t no sense at all.

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At 00:01:50,760, Character said: Well, I tell you what.

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At 00:01:52,429, Character said: Those shoes are going
back tonight.

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At 00:01:55,223, Character said: We still g***t time.

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At 00:01:58,268, Character said: Hey, America, I lost a diamond.

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At 00:02:02,022, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:02:04,750, Character said: You know, I don't know
what you're so mad about.

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At 00:02:06,827, Character said: I didn't go over
the limit.

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At 00:02:08,945, Character said: Hello.
How may I help you?

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At 00:02:11,990, Character said: Go ahead.

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At 00:02:15,076, Character said: I need
to return these.

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At 00:02:17,120, Character said: Oh, it didn't work out?

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At 00:02:18,338, Character said: Let me issue you
store credit.

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At 00:02:19,748, Character said: Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.

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At 00:02:20,707, Character said: Store credit?
No, no, no, no.

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At 00:02:22,834, Character said: These shoes just been bought.
They never been worn.

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At 00:02:25,253, Character said: Just put my money
back on my credit card

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At 00:02:27,014, Character said: and let's pretend
like it never happened,
which it shouldn't have.

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At 00:02:30,142, Character said: Store credit
is just as good
as cash.

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At 00:02:32,093, Character said: No, it ain't.

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At 00:02:33,020, Character said: Well, it's our policy.

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At 00:02:37,158, Character said: (sighs) All right.

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At 00:02:39,276, Character said: You going to pay
my money back,
Nessa.

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At 00:02:41,236, Character said: With what?
I don't have
any money.

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At 00:02:43,188, Character said: Oh, okay,
Miss G***t Rocks.

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At 00:02:44,731, Character said: Now you want to try
to play broke?

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At 00:02:46,775, Character said: You better find a way
'cause I want my money.

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At 00:02:50,153, Character said: Hey, Aunt Wanda,
do you want to buy these shoes?

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At 00:02:51,872, Character said: First of all,
I don't wear
secondhand shoes,

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At 00:02:55,042, Character said: and second of all,

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At 00:02:56,668, Character said: don't play me
against your uncle.

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At 00:02:58,995, Character said: You were wrong.

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At 00:03:00,956, Character said: Thank you, Wanda.

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At 00:03:02,999, Character said: (Bernie chuckles)

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At 00:03:05,436, Character said: (clears throat)
Now back to you,
Miss Thing.

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At 00:03:08,314, Character said: I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.

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At 00:03:10,515, Character said: I'm going to go
real easy on you.

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At 00:03:13,301, Character said: You going to pay me
ten dollars a week,

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At 00:03:15,345, Character said: promptly,
every Saturday.

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At 00:03:18,181, Character said: I'm not playing
with you, Nessa.

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At 00:03:20,100, Character said: I mean it.
I want my money.

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At 00:03:21,643, Character said: Fine.
Fine.

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At 00:03:23,186, Character said: Fine.
Fine.

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At 00:03:24,479, Character said: What?
I don't have it.

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At 00:03:26,690, Character said: Nessa, let me break something
down for you right quick.

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At 00:03:29,234, Character said: If you don't pay
your gas bill,

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At 00:03:30,610, Character said: they shut
your gas off.

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At 00:03:32,028, Character said: If you don't pay
your light bill,

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At 00:03:33,488, Character said: they cut off
your electricity.

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At 00:03:35,407, Character said: Now, doggone it,
you owe me.

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At 00:03:37,084, Character said: Now give me my money.

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At 00:03:38,243, Character said: Sheesh, I didn't know

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At 00:03:40,161, Character said: you needed ten dollars
that badly.

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At 00:03:43,915, Character said: America, what's with people
owing you money?

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At 00:03:47,377, Character said: They get an attitude

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At 00:03:48,545, Character said: with you for asking
for what's yours.

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At 00:03:50,880, Character said: Back in the day,
I had a friend
who owed me $50.

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At 00:03:54,134, Character said: First he stopped hanging out.

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At 00:03:55,903, Character said: Then when I see him,
he acted like
I stole something.

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At 00:04:00,807, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:04:02,434, Character said: Now that I think about it,
he still owe me $50.

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At 00:04:05,737, Character said: Hey, Fred, I want
my money, brother.

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At 00:04:08,982, Character said: You owe me! You been owing me!

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At 00:04:11,318, Character said: You still owe me!

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At 00:04:13,028, Character said: Ten dollars?

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At 00:04:14,321, Character said: Three weeks done
gone by, Nessa,

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At 00:04:15,989, Character said: and all you paid me is
ten lousy doggone dollars.

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At 00:04:18,458, Character said: Well, I have
a baby-sitting job
in an hour

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At 00:04:20,327, Character said: so you can stop
bothering me.

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At 00:04:21,578, Character said: BERNIE:
Bothering you?

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At 00:04:22,912, Character said: Oh, I'm bothering you?

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At 00:04:24,265, Character said: Well, I'll tell you
what, missy,

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At 00:04:25,966, Character said: I g***t news for you.

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At 00:04:27,375, Character said: I'm going to keep
on bothering you

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At 00:04:29,136, Character said: until you give me
back my money.

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At 00:04:34,424, Character said: The kid's a trip.

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At 00:04:37,477, Character said: I'm so tired of this
I don't know what to do.

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At 00:04:39,980, Character said: I can get
your money.

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At 00:04:41,598, Character said: Boy, stop sitting
in the dark.

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At 00:04:44,726, Character said: Uncle Bernie, let me put
the screws to her.

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At 00:04:47,312, Character said: Let me shake
her down for you.

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At 00:04:49,064, Character said: I pester her anyway.

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At 00:04:50,732, Character said: I might as well
get some money for it.

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At 00:04:55,111, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:04:56,446, Character said: You g***t a good point there.

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At 00:04:58,448, Character said: I'll take that action.

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At 00:05:00,533, Character said: 75 cents to every dollar
I collect.

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At 00:05:03,036, Character said: Fifty.
Sixty-five.

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At 00:05:04,996, Character said: Deal.

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At 00:05:06,373, Character said: You watch me.

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At 00:05:11,711, Character said: JORDAN:
Vanessa?
(door opens)

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At 00:05:13,838, Character said: Ow! Ow, stop!
Please! Ow! Let me go!

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At 00:05:17,175, Character said: Ow! You're breaking it!

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At 00:05:19,094, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:05:20,387, Character said: (door slams)

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At 00:05:21,721, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:22,889, Character said: (whimpers)

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At 00:05:25,392, Character said: Hey, Nessa, how was
baby-sitting?

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At 00:05:27,778, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:05:29,196, Character said: Now you can
pay me my money.

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At 00:05:31,198, Character said: Oh, yeah.
Here you go.

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At 00:05:35,026, Character said: Nessa, what you doing, man?
That's my money.

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At 00:05:37,412, Character said: No, that's your money.
This is my money.

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At 00:05:40,332, Character said: Sister, you owe
me $250.

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At 00:05:42,492, Character said: Actually,
it's $220 now.

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At 00:05:44,369, Character said: Oh, you going
to be slick now.

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At 00:05:45,745, Character said: The only reason
I made that deal

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At 00:05:47,288, Character said: because you told me
you was broke.

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At 00:05:48,766, Character said: (scoffs rudely)
And I appreciate that.

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At 00:05:50,917, Character said: And right now,
I'm all caught up.

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At 00:05:53,086, Character said: Same time next week?

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