Angel S01E12 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,218, Character said: PREVIOUSLY ONANGEL.

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At 00:00:02,872, Character said: - YOU HAD A VISION?
- BOY HOWDY.

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At 00:00:05,135, Character said: DOYLE KISSED ME JUST BEFORE HE DIED,

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At 00:00:07,398, Character said: AND HE PASSED IT ON TO ME.

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At 00:00:08,878, Character said: [ Cordelia ] I ** NOT GIVING UP THIS APARTMENT.

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At 00:00:11,141, Character said: IT'S HAUNTED.IT'S RENT-CONTROLLED.

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At 00:00:12,882, Character said: YEAH, I HAVE A ROOMMATE,
BUT IT'S COOL.

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At 00:00:14,710, Character said: I NEVER SEE HIM.

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At 00:00:16,712, Character said: HEY, HEY, PHANTOM DENNIS.
PUT THAT BACK.

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At 00:00:26,287, Character said: [CLEARS THROAT]

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At 00:00:29,725, Character said: YOU LOOK NICE.AH!

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At 00:00:31,335, Character said: OH!

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At 00:00:32,336, Character said: [SIGH]

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At 00:00:33,555, Character said: OH! AND NOW...
I LOOK LIKE THE JOKER.

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At 00:00:37,037, Character said: SORRY.

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At 00:00:38,342, Character said: HOPEFULLY, I'M STILL
TOO YOUNG AND CAREFREE

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At 00:00:39,778, Character said: FOR A HEART ATTACK.

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At 00:00:42,216, Character said: WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO HUM A LITTLE TUNE

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At 00:00:43,782, Character said: WHEN SNEAKING UP
ON PEOPLE?

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At 00:00:45,175, Character said: I DON'T HUM.
I'M CONFUSED HERE.

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At 00:00:47,569, Character said: WHY IS MRS. BENSON
FILED UNDER "P"?

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At 00:00:50,920, Character said: THAT'S NOT A "P."
THAT'S AN "F."

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At 00:00:53,923, Character said: OR IS THAT AN "R"?

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At 00:00:55,185, Character said: I DON'T KNOW.

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At 00:00:56,578, Character said: MAYBE WE COULD BE A LITTLE
LESS YOUNG AND CAREFREE

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At 00:00:58,623, Character said: WITH THE FILING.

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At 00:00:59,798, Character said: OH! IT'S AN "F."
I REMEMBER NOW.

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At 00:01:03,019, Character said: ALL RIGHT, SO--
[CHUCKLES]--

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At 00:01:05,500, Character said: WHY IS MRS. BENSON
FILED UNDER "F"?

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At 00:01:08,068, Character said: BECAUSE SHE'S FROM FRANCE.

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At 00:01:10,983, Character said: REMEMBER
WHAT A PAIN SHE WAS?

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At 00:01:12,376, Character said: YEAH.

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At 00:01:13,508, Character said: IT MADE ME
WANT TO DRINK A LOT.

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At 00:01:15,336, Character said: WELL, THAT'S THE FRENCH
FOR YA.

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At 00:01:16,902, Character said: HELLO!

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At 00:01:18,513, Character said: I WAS JUST
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

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At 00:01:20,950, Character said: PATROLLING WITH MY NEW
BAVARIAN FIGHTING ADZE

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At 00:01:23,561, Character said: WHEN I SUDDENLY THOUGHT,
"PERHAPS CORDELIA'S
HAD A VISION."

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At 00:01:26,651, Character said: PERHAPS YOU NEED MY HELP
IN THAT BATTLE
AGAINST EVIL.

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At 00:01:30,046, Character said: WE SEEM TO BE EVIL-FREE
AT THE MOMENT.

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At 00:01:32,875, Character said: I ALSO PACKED ALONG
A WORD PUZZLE 3-D,

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At 00:01:36,922, Character said: IF EITHER OF YOU
HAS THE NERVE
TO TAKE ME ON.

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At 00:01:38,707, Character said: GEE, WESLEY, I'D LOVE TO,
BUT, UNLIKE YOU,

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At 00:01:42,145, Character said: I'M NOT IN MY 80s
QUITE YET.

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At 00:01:44,191, Character said: IF SHAKING YOUR BOOTY
AT THE LATEST TRENDY
HOT SPOT

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At 00:01:47,281, Character said: IS YOUR IDEA OF A LIFE,
THEN CALL ME...

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At 00:01:50,762, Character said: SICK WITH ENVY.

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At 00:01:52,242, Character said: HI.

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At 00:01:53,417, Character said: I'M SERENA. NICE AX.

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At 00:01:55,637, Character said: OOH, EH HEH.

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At 00:01:57,508, Character said: NO. THIS OLD THING. I--

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At 00:02:00,468, Character said: WE'RE LATE.

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At 00:02:02,296, Character said: WILSON PRACTICALLY
HAD TO HAVE PHONE S***X

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At 00:02:04,428, Character said: WITH THE MANAGER
AT LOUNGE LA BREA
TO GET US IN.

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At 00:02:05,908, Character said: OK, OK.
HOW DO I LOOK?

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At 00:02:07,649, Character said: LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.

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At 00:02:09,477, Character said: WILSON WON'T BE ABLE
TO TAKE HIS EYES
OFF YOU.

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At 00:02:11,261, Character said: WHO'S WILSON?

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At 00:02:12,654, Character said: CHRISTOPHER.

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At 00:02:14,830, Character said: CHRISTOPHER WILSON?

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At 00:02:16,397, Character said: WILSON CHRISTOPHER.

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At 00:02:17,833, Character said: NO! THE ETHNO-ARCHEOLOGIST
FROM BRANDEIS?

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At 00:02:20,357, Character said: THE FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER
FROM L.A. WHO'S BEEN
SEEING CORDELIA.

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At 00:02:23,099, Character said: THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.

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At 00:02:25,101, Character said: AND THAT
HUGH GRANT THING

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At 00:02:26,668, Character said: IS REALLY STARTING
TO WORK FOR ME.

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At 00:02:28,757, Character said: [CHUCKLING]

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At 00:02:31,063, Character said: SO--AHEM--

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At 00:02:32,804, Character said: YOU'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE?

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At 00:02:34,328, Character said: HOW COME
I HAVEN'T MET HIM?

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At 00:02:35,981, Character said: 'CAUSE I'M ASHAMED
OF YOU,

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At 00:02:37,505, Character said: NOT TO MENTION
HOW YOU'D EMBARRASS ME

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At 00:02:39,289, Character said: BY GIVING HIM
THE THIRD DEGREE.

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At 00:02:41,248, Character said: YOUR BOSS COULD GIVE ME
THE THIRD DEGREE ANYTIME.

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At 00:02:45,991, Character said: OH, UM...SO...

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At 00:02:47,471, Character said: UM-- UM, CORDELIA--
GRAB THAT FILE.

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At 00:02:49,647, Character said: NOT TO WORRY.
HEH HEH. WHOOPSIE!

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At 00:02:51,432, Character said: LOUNGE LA BREA.

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At 00:02:52,694, Character said: SOUNDS LIKE THAT
COULD BE AN EVENING

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At 00:02:56,437, Character said: WITH ALL SORTS
OF EVENING TYPE--

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At 00:03:00,049, Character said: I HEARD
THE BANDS THERE ARE--

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At 00:03:01,398, Character said: THEY DON'T HAVE BANDS.

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At 00:03:02,660, Character said: WHICH I LIKE
'CAUSE IF IT'S TOO LOUD--

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At 00:03:04,880, Character said: WANNA COME?OH, I THINK
I MAY BE BUSY.

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At 00:03:11,843, Character said: BESIDES, UM,
I DON'T, UM,

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At 00:03:14,585, Character said: LOUNGE ALL THAT WELL.

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At 00:03:16,326, Character said: HA HA HA HA!

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At 00:03:18,459, Character said: GOOD ONE. OH, YES,
NO. HE'S NO LOUNGER,
THIS ONE.

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At 00:03:21,679, Character said: MM-MMM.

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At 00:03:22,811, Character said: THE GOOD ONES
ARE ALWAYS GAY.

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At 00:03:25,161, Character said: COR, TICK-TOCK.

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At 00:03:27,076, Character said: SO THAT CLIENT
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
MEETING TONIGHT,

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At 00:03:30,427, Character said: WHAT'S HE LIKE AGAIN?

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At 00:03:31,646, Character said: LIKE A BIG BABY
HATCHING FROM A BIG EGG

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At 00:03:34,039, Character said: WITH REALLY LARGE HANDS

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At 00:03:36,390, Character said: IN NEED OF A MANICURE.

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At 00:03:38,000, Character said: YOU'RE MEETING HIM HERE.

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At 00:03:44,876, Character said: OK.

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At 00:03:46,269, Character said: ARE MY GIRLS
READY TO PARTY?

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At 00:03:50,708, Character said: I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU NEED ANY HELP

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At 00:03:52,232, Character said: SLAYING THE BIG BABY
CREATURE, DO YOU?

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At 00:03:54,451, Character said: NOT THAT AN EVENING ALONE
WITH WORD PUZZLE

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At 00:03:56,801, Character said: ISN'T PLENTY EXHILARATING
IN ITS OWN RIGHT.

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At 00:03:59,978, Character said: RIGHT.

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At 00:04:03,591, Character said: OH.

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At 00:04:10,641, Character said: [THUD]

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At 00:04:27,745, Character said: DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE,
DEMON SPAWN!

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At 00:04:30,661, Character said: COWARDS, DON'T MAKE ME
THRASH IT OUT OF YOU.

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At 00:04:34,230, Character said: WHERE DO YOU
LAY YOUR EGGS,
IN THE CELLAR?

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At 00:04:37,538, Character said: WESLEY--

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At 00:04:39,148, Character said: IN THE BEDROOM?

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At 00:04:40,976, Character said: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
TERMITES LAY THEIR EGGS
ANYWHERE,

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At 00:04:43,587, Character said: SUCH AS NEXT DOOR.

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At 00:04:51,900, Character said: OH.

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At 00:04:53,249, Character said: AND WE FIGHT TERMITES,
WHEREVER THEY MAY ROAM.

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At 00:04:58,820, Character said: SORRY ABOUT THE DOOR.

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At 00:06:25,341, Character said: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT.

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At 00:06:38,789, Character said: WHEW!

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At 00:06:39,877, Character said: THAT WAS BRACING.

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At 00:06:41,052, Character said: YEAH. BABY JUST HATCHED.

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At 00:06:43,359, Character said: WOULDN'T WANT TO
RUN INTO HIM
WHEN HE GROWS UP

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At 00:06:46,536, Character said: AND GETS HIS
DRIVER'S LICENSE.

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At 00:06:48,146, Character said: [CHUCKLING]

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At 00:06:49,452, Character said: AND THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, CORDELIA,

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At 00:06:52,107, Character said: FOR SENDING US
TO THE WRONG HOUSE.

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At 00:06:54,762, Character said: ANOTHER 5 MINUTES,

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At 00:06:57,286, Character said: AND THAT THING
WOULD HAVE BEEN LOOSE
IN THE WORLD.

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At 00:06:59,506, Character said: YEAH, WELL,
IT ALL WORKED OUT.

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At 00:07:01,246, Character said: THIS TIME.

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At 00:07:02,465, Character said: MAYBE WE
SHOULD CLEAN UP.

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At 00:07:06,338, Character said: DO YOU THINK
A TARVAL DEMON

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At 00:07:08,123, Character said: LEAVES A HEFTY
SECURITY DEPOSIT?

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At 00:07:09,690, Character said: I'M SURE OF IT.

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At 00:07:11,082, Character said: WELL, IT'S NOT MY PLACE--
CORDELIA WORKS FOR YOU--

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At 00:07:14,869, Character said: BUT SHE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE PAYING ATTENTION
TO HER DUTIES LATELY.

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At 00:07:18,394, Character said: SHE'S HAD A LOT
TO DEAL WITH.

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At 00:07:20,091, Character said: I MEAN, DOYLE'S DEATH,
INHERITING HIS VISION.

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At 00:07:21,745, Character said: SHE'S YOUNG.

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At 00:07:23,181, Character said: SHE'S STILL TRYING
TO FIND HER WAY
IN THE WORLD.

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At 00:07:24,835, Character said: AHH, BUT WE'RE NOT
IN THE WORLD.

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At 00:07:26,576, Character said: DEMON HUNTERS LIKE US
HAVE A HIGHER CALLING.

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At 00:07:28,665, Character said: YOU, UH--

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At 00:07:30,058, Character said: OH, THANKS.

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At 00:07:31,451, Character said: I MEAN, NO ONE'S MORE FOND
OF CORDELIA THAN I,

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At 00:07:34,062, Character said: BUT IF SHE WANTS
TO GO GADABOUTING
WITH THOSE DOXIES--

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At 00:07:36,064, Character said: I THINK
THEY LIKED YA.

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At 00:07:37,674, Character said: REALLY?...