The Bernie Mac Show Sorely Missed Aac2 0 H 264-squalor S05E11 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,803, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:22,839, Character said: Baby, you look good today.

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At 00:00:24,066, Character said: Drop a little bit for me.

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At 00:00:25,225, Character said: Sorry, honey,
I can't g***t to go.

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At 00:00:27,052, Character said: Not even a little one?
No, honey, I can't.

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At 00:00:29,480, Character said: And you know what?

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At 00:00:30,281, Character said: Bryana doesn't like peaches.

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At 00:00:31,640, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:00:34,109, Character said: Baby Girl doesn't like peaches.

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At 00:00:36,186, Character said: She knows everything
about Baby Girl.

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At 00:00:38,664, Character said: What about me?

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At 00:00:40,107, Character said: Bernie Mac would like a little

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At 00:00:41,149, Character said: hot drop in the morning.

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At 00:00:43,276, Character said: But see, this is what happens
when you g***t kids.

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At 00:00:46,238, Character said: Grown folks can't play
like they used to.

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At 00:00:48,924, Character said: Shoot, I should have
seen it coming.

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At 00:00:51,368, Character said: Let me show y'all something.

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At 00:00:52,911, Character said: Dig this.

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At 00:01:01,419, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:01:02,462, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:01:03,764, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:01:04,714, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:01:06,934, Character said: Mmm.
Mmm, yeah.

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At 00:01:10,771, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:01:12,139, Character said: (snores)

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At 00:01:14,224, Character said: (smacks teeth)

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At 00:01:17,778, Character said: (sighs)

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At 00:01:20,438, Character said: (kisses)

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At 00:01:21,648, Character said: See what I mean?

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At 00:01:23,608, Character said: We're tired
all the time, America.

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At 00:01:26,987, Character said: That ain't us.

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At 00:01:28,655, Character said: Never has been.

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At 00:01:30,323, Character said: We need to mix it up
a little bit.

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At 00:01:33,160, Character said: I mean, get us some excitement.

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At 00:01:35,796, Character said: You know?

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At 00:01:38,832, Character said: Baby, I g***t reservations

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At 00:01:40,333, Character said: for the Hot Springs.

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At 00:01:41,668, Character said: Just me and you.

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At 00:01:42,502, Character said: Nessa gonna watch the kids.

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At 00:01:43,971, Character said: Me and you, baby.
Ooh, fun.

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At 00:01:45,881, Character said: When is it?
Saturday.

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At 00:01:47,841, Character said: Oh, honey, we can't.

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At 00:01:49,610, Character said: Well, why?

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At 00:01:51,061, Character said: 'Cause, honey,
we have plans Saturday night,

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At 00:01:52,846, Character said: remember?

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At 00:01:53,814, Character said: You promised.

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At 00:02:09,154, Character said: This ain't healthy, America!

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At 00:02:11,114, Character said: For either of us!

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At 00:02:12,532, Character said: A man needs some alone time

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At 00:02:14,784, Character said: with his wife.

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At 00:02:15,994, Character said: I'm being deprived.

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At 00:02:17,662, Character said: I want a hot drop.

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At 00:02:19,956, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:21,499, Character said: I don't care, it's natural.

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At 00:02:23,343, Character said: How you think you g***t here?

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At 00:02:25,420, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:02:26,922, Character said: ♪ I want candy ♪

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At 00:02:31,176, Character said: ♪ I want candy ♪

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At 00:02:35,513, Character said: ♪ I want candy ♪

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At 00:02:40,018, Character said: ♪ I want candy ♪

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At 00:02:43,289, Character said: Look what I have.

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At 00:02:44,397, Character said: Hot chocolate chip cookies.

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At 00:02:47,234, Character said: I'm allergic to chocolate

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At 00:02:48,735, Character said: and most sweet things.

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At 00:02:49,645, Character said: Well, now, that's why I g***t you

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At 00:02:51,821, Character said: an organic oatmeal bar.

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At 00:02:54,175, Character said: Thanks, Mrs. Mac.

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At 00:02:55,617, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:02:57,118, Character said: ♪ I want candy ♪

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At 00:03:00,181, Character said: Your mom is pretty.

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At 00:03:01,748, Character said: She's not my mom,
she's my aunt.

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At 00:03:03,375, Character said: Where's your mom?

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At 00:03:04,584, Character said: She's sick.
GIRL: What's she g***t?

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At 00:03:06,336, Character said: I bet I've had it before.

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At 00:03:14,695, Character said: You seem tired.

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At 00:03:15,838, Character said: Ooh, God, that was
three hours ago.

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At 00:03:18,449, Character said: BRYANA:
Aunt Wanda!

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At 00:03:20,725, Character said: (whimpers)

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At 00:03:22,435, Character said: D***n, I thought
I covered everything.

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At 00:03:26,147, Character said: Oh, move,
move, Bernie, move.

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At 00:03:29,693, Character said: See?

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At 00:03:30,860, Character said: It's affecting Wanda, too.

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At 00:03:33,038, Character said: She never snaps at me!

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At 00:03:35,365, Character said: But, it don't phase me.

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At 00:03:38,368, Character said: Because I know what's up.

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At 00:03:40,212, Character said: If you don't spend
regular time together,

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At 00:03:42,455, Character said: your rhythm gets off--
that's all.

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At 00:03:44,975, Character said: Wanda needs a little rhythm.

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At 00:03:47,335, Character said: You know what I mean?

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At 00:03:49,087, Character said: A little caressing,

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At 00:03:50,463, Character said: a little...
on her little neck

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At 00:03:52,132, Character said: around here, around here,

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At 00:03:53,633, Character said: You know, that kind of thing.

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At 00:03:54,985, Character said: I can't show you all my moves.

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At 00:03:56,177, Character said: Oh, boy.

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At 00:03:59,365, Character said: Mmm.
Ooh, honey, please.

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At 00:04:01,558, Character said: (spits)

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At 00:04:03,143, Character said: Come on, baby.

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At 00:04:05,186, Character said: Honey...

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At 00:04:06,313, Character said: there's kids
in the house.

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At 00:04:07,647, Character said: There's always kids
in the house.

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At 00:04:11,118, Character said: Well, I'm exhausted.

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At 00:04:13,170, Character said: I'm gonna take a shower,

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At 00:04:15,455, Character said: and I'm going to bed.

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At 00:04:24,331, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:04:25,766, Character said: SINGER: ♪ I been
really tryin', baby ♪

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At 00:04:31,463, Character said: ♪ Tryin' to hold back
this feelin' ♪

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At 00:04:34,149, Character said: ♪ For so long ♪

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At 00:04:37,344, Character said: ♪ And if you feel ♪

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At 00:04:39,971, Character said: ♪ Like I do, baby ♪

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At 00:04:42,432, Character said: ♪ Then come on... ♪

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At 00:04:44,034, Character said: BERNIE: Good morning, baby.

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At 00:04:45,828, Character said: Good morning.

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At 00:04:47,187, Character said: Can I help you with something?

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At 00:04:48,330, Character said: Uh, no, it'd be
a good morning

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At 00:04:49,990, Character said: if you just slept in.

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At 00:04:51,542, Character said: But I just made
breakfast for five kids.

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At 00:04:54,194, Character said: Yeah, I see.

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At 00:04:56,321, Character said: Hey...

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At 00:04:58,623, Character said: Was a good night
last night, wasn't it?

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At 00:05:01,993, Character said: (laughs)

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At 00:05:04,179, Character said: Uh-uh.

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At 00:05:05,205, Character said: America...

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At 00:05:06,956, Character said: what happened?

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At 00:05:08,333, Character said: I thought I hit
the joy button last night,

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At 00:05:11,211, Character said: but she's still stuck on funk.

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At 00:05:13,254, Character said: Giving me a, "Mm-hmm."

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At 00:05:15,548, Character said: I put down last night.

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At 00:05:17,443, Character said: We shared
a religious experience.

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At 00:05:20,053, Character said: I usually get...

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At 00:05:23,014, Character said: (chuckles)
(choir singing)

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At 00:05:25,475, Character said: Yeah, anyway.

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At 00:05:27,102, Character said: Well, I'll tell you one thing.

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At 00:05:28,895, Character said: Bernie Mac...

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At 00:05:30,581, Character said: he will make his woman happy.

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At 00:05:32,899, Character said: America, I will

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At 00:05:35,360, Character said: make my woman happy.

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At 00:05:41,408, Character said: Ladies of America,

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At 00:05:43,743, Character said: see, Bernie Mac
begs your forgiveness.

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At 00:05:46,830, Character said: See, I was acting like a man,

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At 00:05:48,289, Character said: trying to solve
a problem with s***x.

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At 00:05:51,000, Character said: What's bothering Wanda

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At 00:05:52,327, Character said: is not an issue of the flesh.

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At 00:05:55,463, Character said: It's the kids.

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At 00:05:57,257, Character said: They're everywhere.

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At 00:05:58,734, Character said: And we added two more
last night.

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At 00:06:02,345, Character said: She needs a break.

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At 00:06:03,989, Character said: And Bernie Mac's
gonna make sure she gets one.

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At 00:06:09,319, Character said: Hey, hey, hey.

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At 00:06:10,311, Character said: Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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At 00:06:12,197, Character said: Hold on, baby.
What, honey?

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At 00:06:14,691, Character said: I want you to listen up.

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At 00:06:16,443, Character said: I'm taking you to lunch.

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At 00:06:18,194, Character said: To your favorite restaurant.

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At 00:06:20,297, Character said: Just you, me,

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At 00:06:22,699, Character said: and a bottle of Dom.

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At 00:06:24,367, Character said: Well...

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At 00:06:27,203, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:06:28,514, Character said: What's the occasion?

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At 00:06:30,090, Character said: Does a man need an occasion
to take his wife out?

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At 00:06:33,126, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:06:34,252, Character said: You tell your boss

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