The Bernie Mac Show Some Church Bull Aac2 0 H 264-squalor S05E10 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,837, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:18,093, Character said: BERNIE: Come on,
sweetheart, let's go!

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At 00:00:19,620, Character said: I g***t your wrap.
We'll be late
for the PTA meeting.

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At 00:00:22,089, Character said: Okay, honey.
I'm coming.

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At 00:00:23,298, Character said: Look at this.
Isn't this great?

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At 00:00:25,092, Character said: Hold this for me.

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At 00:00:27,094, Character said: Poetry Slam.
Nessa Tompkins.

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At 00:00:30,430, Character said: First prize.

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At 00:00:32,033, Character said: She has really g***t
to be proud.

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At 00:00:34,309, Character said: You know, I wish
they would just share

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At 00:00:35,936, Character said: more things
like that with us.

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At 00:00:37,771, Character said: Well, baby, things ain't
falling through the cracks.

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At 00:00:40,291, Character said: You're busy, I'm busy,
they're busy. Come on.

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At 00:00:44,528, Character said: FATHER: On the sixth,
the bloodmobile will be here.

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At 00:00:46,571, Character said: And now, once again,
all families are encouraged

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At 00:00:49,282, Character said: to attend the annual
parish retreat

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At 00:00:51,284, Character said: at the Wandering Glen Lodge.

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At 00:00:52,669, Character said: WOMAN (murmuring):
Wandering Glen Lodge?

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At 00:00:57,165, Character said: "Wandering Glen
provides a haven

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At 00:00:58,959, Character said: for families
away from the hubbub

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At 00:01:01,586, Character said: of daily life."

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At 00:01:04,339, Character said: And now, on
with our raffle, Sister.

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At 00:01:07,259, Character said: WANDA: Hey, Bernie,
I think the retreat

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At 00:01:09,219, Character said: would be a perfect place
for the whole family

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At 00:01:10,637, Character said: to get together.
What do you think?

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At 00:01:12,347, Character said: I'd rather hook myself
up to the bloodmobile

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At 00:01:14,141, Character said: for a whole month.

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At 00:01:17,644, Character said: Wanda!

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At 00:01:18,812, Character said: Baby girl!
Nessa! Jordan!

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At 00:01:20,739, Character said: Come on! We're going to do
the Super Bowl shuffle.

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At 00:01:22,699, Character said: Come on. I g***t three movies.
Come on, now.

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At 00:01:26,153, Character said: Honey, Jordan's
at a sleepover,

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At 00:01:27,320, Character said: and Vanessa is
with her friend,

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At 00:01:28,439, Character said: and so it's just
the three of us.

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At 00:01:30,991, Character said: What? I thought
we were going to have

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At 00:01:33,118, Character said: a special DVD movie night.

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At 00:01:35,162, Character said: Well...
Can I go back
to my room?

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At 00:01:39,850, Character said: You might as well.

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At 00:01:42,636, Character said: (upbeat music playing)

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At 00:01:51,011, Character said: See? Now, that's
what I'm talking about.

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At 00:01:53,054, Character said: Yeah. I see.

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At 00:01:54,215, Character said: Everybody's just
going their own way.

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At 00:01:56,600, Character said: I tried, America.

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At 00:01:57,976, Character said: I mean, look at this place.

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At 00:02:00,478, Character said: It's better than
a real movie theater.

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At 00:02:02,814, Character said: We shouldn't have
to force everyone together.

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At 00:02:06,234, Character said: Since they're all gone,

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At 00:02:08,195, Character said: we might as well
make the best of it.

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At 00:02:10,989, Character said: (stray kernels pops)

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At 00:02:16,912, Character said: Honey?
Mm-hmm?

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At 00:02:18,413, Character said: I think we should go
on that parish retreat.

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At 00:02:21,842, Character said: What?
You know, honey, I think

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At 00:02:23,627, Character said: it would be good
for the whole family.

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At 00:02:25,795, Character said: You know? We'd get to enjoy
the great outdoors,

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At 00:02:28,423, Character said: get to play games
and crafts.

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At 00:02:30,926, Character said: Except for one thing, Wanda.

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At 00:02:33,979, Character said: Bernie Mac don't do retreats.

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At 00:02:37,182, Character said: But he does go to bed.

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At 00:02:41,436, Character said: Look, America, I want
to tighten this family up

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At 00:02:44,356, Character said: as much as Wanda does,

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At 00:02:46,167, Character said: but singing "Kumbaya"

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At 00:02:48,151, Character said: and roasting weenies
in the woods

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At 00:02:50,129, Character said: never helped nobody.

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At 00:02:51,905, Character said: Just gave them gas.

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At 00:02:53,657, Character said: Yes, gas.

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At 00:02:58,495, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:03:00,455, Character said: That gives me an idea.

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At 00:03:03,217, Character said: See? This is
what I'm talking about.

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At 00:03:05,627, Character said: A beautiful day.

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At 00:03:06,962, Character said: Perfect for
a family drive.

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At 00:03:09,047, Character said: You don't need no woods.

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At 00:03:10,590, Character said: All you need is
an open doggone road.

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At 00:03:13,385, Character said: That's all we need.

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At 00:03:15,896, Character said: ** I right, kids?

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At 00:03:17,347, Character said: (whimsical music playing)

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At 00:03:21,268, Character said: (music stops)

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At 00:03:22,203, Character said: Hey, what are you doing?

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At 00:03:23,904, Character said: We have to see if Paulie
the Penguin lives or dies.

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At 00:03:26,606, Character said: You know he lives.
You know it.

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At 00:03:29,526, Character said: You've seen it
75 hundred thousand times.

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At 00:03:32,237, Character said: No more movies,
and no more headphones.

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At 00:03:34,948, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:03:36,116, Character said: (overlapping chatter)

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At 00:03:38,368, Character said: BERNIE:
Wanda, I swear to God,

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At 00:03:39,869, Character said: I'm going to drive
this car off the cliff,

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At 00:03:42,289, Character said: and we're all going
to be in hell together!

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At 00:03:45,375, Character said: No, no, no, no, honey.
I know what would help.

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At 00:03:47,427, Character said: Keep your eyes
on the road.

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At 00:03:49,129, Character said: Okay, everybody,
I have a song.

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At 00:03:51,131, Character said: Here we go.

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At 00:03:52,282, Character said: ♪ Do your ears hang low ♪

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At 00:03:54,685, Character said: ♪ Do they wobble to and fro? ♪

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At 00:03:56,094, Character said: ♪ Can you tie them in a knot ♪

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At 00:03:57,404, Character said: ♪ Can you tie 'em in a bow? ♪

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At 00:03:58,738, Character said: ♪ Can you throw it
over your shoulder ♪

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At 00:03:59,531, Character said: ♪ Like a Continental soldier? ♪

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At 00:04:00,724, Character said: ♪ Do your ears hang low? ♪

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At 00:04:02,475, Character said: (pipe organ playing)
America, this is crazy.

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At 00:04:05,946, Character said: Even when we're together,
we're not together.

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At 00:04:09,190, Character said: This is beyond the power

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At 00:04:10,442, Character said: of Bernie Mac, America.

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At 00:04:12,610, Character said: We're going to have
to go one step higher.

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At 00:04:15,289, Character said: We're calling on You, Lord,

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At 00:04:17,949, Character said: at the family retreat.

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At 00:04:19,784, Character said: No TV, no radio,

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At 00:04:21,369, Character said: no cell phone.

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At 00:04:22,787, Character said: Just us and nature,

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At 00:04:24,390, Character said: the way You intended it.

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At 00:04:29,127, Character said: Great! No TV, no radio,

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At 00:04:32,255, Character said: no cell phone,
just us.

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At 00:04:35,008, Character said: Oh, Lord,
why You forsake me?

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At 00:04:47,538, Character said: (thunder rumbling)

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At 00:04:49,189, Character said: FATHER:
If I could have your attention?

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At 00:04:51,191, Character said: (indistinct chatter)

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At 00:04:53,994, Character said: Welcome to Wandering Glen.

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At 00:04:57,197, Character said: I know
you're all expecting

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At 00:04:58,498, Character said: a weekend
of fun and frolic

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At 00:05:00,367, Character said: in the great outdoors,

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At 00:05:02,535, Character said: but it seems the Good Lord
had other plans.

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At 00:05:04,871, Character said: (thunder rumbles)

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At 00:05:07,916, Character said: And who are we to argue?

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At 00:05:09,918, Character said: I don't want to argue.

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At 00:05:11,294, Character said: I just want
to leave. Ow!

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At 00:05:13,338, Character said: FATHER: So, just as Jesus

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At 00:05:15,340, Character said: suffered the thorny crown,

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At 00:05:17,550, Character said: we must endure the dankness

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At 00:05:19,936, Character said: of this place.

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At 00:05:21,188, Character said: And now,
without further ado,

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At 00:05:23,681, Character said: I'd like to turn
the weekend over

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At 00:05:26,017, Character said: to our retreat
facilitators,

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At 00:05:28,895, Character said: Father Roger

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At 00:05:30,230, Character said: and Sister Jane.

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At 00:05:32,232, Character said: Hi, everybody!
Hey, everybody!

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At 00:05:35,235, Character said: BOTH:
And one, two, three.

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At 00:05:36,444, Character said: ♪ Howdy, neighbor ♪

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At 00:05:38,205, Character said: ♪ Pleased to meet ya ♪

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At 00:05:39,906, Character said: JANE: ♪ Sister Jane ♪
ROGER: ♪ Father Roger ♪

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At 00:05:41,425, Character said: BOTH:
♪ We're here to greet ya ♪

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At 00:05:42,843, Character said: JANE: ♪ And don't forget
our neighbor above ♪

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At 00:05:45,578, Character said: Now I want to go home.
BOTH: ♪ He's gonna wrap us
in a blanket of love ♪

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At 00:05:49,582, Character said: ♪ A big floppy blanket ♪

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At 00:05:52,877, Character said: ♪ Of love ♪

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At 00:05:56,172, Character said: Whoo!
Yeah!

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At 00:05:59,426, Character said: JANE: Thank you.
Thank you.

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At 00:06:00,586, Character said: Right back at...