The Bernie Mac Show Prison Break Aac2 0 H 264-squalor S05E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,986, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:17,727, Character said: America, you know
you ain't safe!

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At 00:00:19,878, Character said: Nobody's safe!

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At 00:00:21,588, Character said: They're in your neighborhoods,
your schools, your home!

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At 00:00:24,549, Character said: Cold-blooded criminals.
That's right.

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At 00:00:27,803, Character said: I'm talking about
your children.

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At 00:00:29,679, Character said: They're public enemy #1.

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At 00:00:40,941, Character said: (dramatic music playing)

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At 00:00:44,319, Character said: Oh, check it out,
check it out.

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At 00:00:45,946, Character said: There she is.

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At 00:00:48,198, Character said: JORDAN:
Oh, Trina,
she's beautiful.

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At 00:00:50,617, Character said: "She's beautiful."

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At 00:00:51,969, Character said: Why don't you just
marry her then?

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At 00:00:53,954, Character said: Because at my age
It wouldn't even be
a legal contract

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At 00:00:56,206, Character said: unless I went down
to the Ozarks.

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At 00:00:57,791, Character said: But even then...
Dude, dude.

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At 00:00:59,668, Character said: I dare you to go over
and touch her butt.

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At 00:01:02,462, Character said: BOY: Yeah.

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At 00:01:04,047, Character said: Touch her booty.

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At 00:01:05,215, Character said: I can't do that.

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At 00:01:07,217, Character said: -I knew it.
You're such a punk.
-Chicken.

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At 00:01:11,054, Character said: Wait, wait, wait a minute.

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At 00:01:13,181, Character said: Okay, hold on.
I'll do it.

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At 00:01:16,276, Character said: It's no big deal,
right?

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At 00:01:17,945, Character said: Dude, it's easy.

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At 00:01:19,604, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:22,190, Character said: (Curtis Mayfield: "Little Child
Runnin' Wild" playing)

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At 00:01:37,998, Character said: SISTER:
I just wanted
to remind you...

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At 00:01:39,875, Character said: Oh, my gracious!

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At 00:01:43,720, Character said: Oh, no, no,
not that to you!

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At 00:01:45,931, Character said: (students laughing)

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At 00:01:47,716, Character said: ♪ Runnin' wild ♪

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At 00:01:52,762, Character said: ♪ Watch a while ♪

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At 00:01:56,367, Character said: ♪ You see he never smiles ♪

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At 00:02:02,623, Character said: ♪ Broken home ♪

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At 00:02:06,118, Character said: ♪ Father gone ♪

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At 00:02:09,905, Character said: ♪ Mama tired ♪

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At 00:02:13,867, Character said: ♪ So he's all alone ♪

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At 00:02:18,038, Character said: Excuse me,
Bryana.

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At 00:02:20,290, Character said: Yes, Father?
All your other
quizzes

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At 00:02:23,376, Character said: were signed
"Bernard McCullough."

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At 00:02:25,587, Character said: But this paper
here was signed,

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At 00:02:29,007, Character said: "Who ya wit? Bernie Mac."

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At 00:02:32,352, Character said: ♪ Little child ♪

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At 00:02:36,139, Character said: ♪ Running wild ♪

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At 00:02:40,393, Character said: You know what your problem is?

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At 00:02:42,237, Character said: I treat you too doggone good.

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At 00:02:43,813, Character said: Ever since you all
came to California,

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At 00:02:45,941, Character said: especially you, Jordan,
you done lost
your doggone mind.

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At 00:02:49,369, Character said: You know better to invade
a woman's personal space.

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At 00:02:52,197, Character said: Especially a nun!

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At 00:02:53,874, Character said: But...
But nothing.

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At 00:02:55,116, Character said: Old freak pervert.

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At 00:02:57,077, Character said: I'm going to do to you what
Big Mama would have done to me.

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At 00:02:59,430, Character said: I want you all to
go to your rooms.

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At 00:03:01,248, Character said: And I mean
don't do nothing.

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At 00:03:03,708, Character said: You better not even
breathe heavy.

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At 00:03:05,961, Character said: I don't even want
to see a smile.

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At 00:03:08,421, Character said: If you do, I better see a smile
wipe right behind it.

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At 00:03:12,509, Character said: Now get on out
of here!

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At 00:03:18,199, Character said: (dramatic music playing)

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At 00:03:20,934, Character said: Hey, Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:03:22,936, Character said: Hey, baby.

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At 00:03:24,404, Character said: I thought you were at
a golf tournament all day.

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At 00:03:26,606, Character said: I was.

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At 00:03:27,691, Character said: I g***t called away.

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At 00:03:29,376, Character said: Jordan and Baby Girl
g***t in trouble.

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At 00:03:31,486, Character said: Really?
Pfft, kids, huh?

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At 00:03:34,072, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:03:35,615, Character said: Say, what you doing home
this time?

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At 00:03:39,369, Character said: I told you, Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:03:41,121, Character said: I g***t early dismissal
for the college fair
in Century City.

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At 00:03:43,915, Character said: You don't smell
like you've been
at no college fair.

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At 00:03:47,127, Character said: (sniffs) Matter of fact,
you smell more or less
like cocoa butter.

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At 00:03:52,465, Character said: G***t to keep my skin smooth.

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At 00:03:57,012, Character said: She's lying!

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At 00:03:58,596, Character said: She don't have to keep
her skin smooth, America,

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At 00:04:00,473, Character said: 'cause good black don't crack.

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At 00:04:02,067, Character said: But I'm going to crack her,
because she didn't go

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At 00:04:04,319, Character said: to no college fair, America!

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At 00:04:06,080, Character said: Bernie Mac is on the case.

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At 00:04:08,824, Character said: So, honey, you had
to punish them all?

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At 00:04:11,234, Character said: Everyone except that evil one.

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At 00:04:12,494, Character said: She'll slip up,
and when she does,

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At 00:04:14,195, Character said: she's all mine.

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At 00:04:15,447, Character said: Ah, if she's guilty.

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At 00:04:17,449, Character said: "If she's guilty"?

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At 00:04:20,035, Character said: Baby, I don't
need no proof.

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At 00:04:21,703, Character said: Huh, my gut.

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At 00:04:23,238, Character said: Okay, I understand
why you punished 'em.

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At 00:04:25,841, Character said: Ooh, honey, remember.

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At 00:04:27,417, Character said: Damian's fund-raising
carnival Sunday.

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At 00:04:31,338, Character said: Of course, yeah.

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At 00:04:33,173, Character said: Honey, come on now.
It's for the kids.

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At 00:04:35,592, Character said: And I'm the chair
of the event.

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At 00:04:37,177, Character said: Hey, no worries,
we'll be there.

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At 00:04:38,928, Character said: They'll be off punishment
by then. Don't worry.

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At 00:04:41,723, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:49,656, Character said: All right, kids, chow time.

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At 00:04:51,992, Character said: (gasps)

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At 00:04:53,860, Character said: (breathes heavily)

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At 00:05:10,811, Character said: (gaming gunfire
and music playing)

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At 00:05:17,175, Character said: (door opens)

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At 00:05:18,468, Character said: He's coming out!

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At 00:05:20,387, Character said: (Inner Circle:
"Bad Boys" playing)

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At 00:05:27,727, Character said: ♪ Bad boys, whatcha want? ♪

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At 00:05:29,830, Character said: ♪ Watcha want,
whatcha gonna do? ♪

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At 00:05:32,649, Character said: ♪ Whatcha gonna do
when they come for you? ♪

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At 00:05:35,068, Character said: ♪ Bad boys, bad boys
whatcha gonna do? ♪

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At 00:05:38,238, Character said: See?

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At 00:05:39,823, Character said: When Big Mama would send me
to my bedroom,

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At 00:05:41,866, Character said: that's all there was:
a bed and a room.

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At 00:05:44,702, Character said: No, not these kids.
They have too much.

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At 00:05:47,664, Character said: This here is like
Martha Stewart-type prison.

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At 00:05:51,042, Character said: They need a hardcore prison.

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At 00:05:52,627, Character said: Lil' Kim-type, you know?

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At 00:05:54,546, Character said: I'm going to tighten up
the reins.

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At 00:05:56,256, Character said: Huh, they now on lockdown.

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At 00:05:59,217, Character said: There's a new warden in town.

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At 00:06:04,431, Character said: (dramatic empty whoosh)

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At 00:06:19,279, Character said: (organ plays a hollow note)

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At 00:06:22,416, Character said: Welcome to lockdown,
Mac style.

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At 00:06:25,160, Character said: And can you believe
it comes to this, America?

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At 00:06:27,537, Character said: I had to lock these kids up.

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At 00:06:29,372, Character said: You can't
just lock kids up.

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At 00:06:30,891, Character said: I mean, Judge Mablean,

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At 00:06:32,459, Character said: I don't know what
you're talking about.

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At 00:06:33,793, Character said: You don't know
nothing about this.

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At 00:06:35,628, Character said: You're just a divorce
court judge. Huh.

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At 00:06:37,922, Character said: Well, they don't just
give you the job.

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At 00:06:40,425, Character said: I worked in
the City Attorney's Office

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At 00:06:42,010, Character said: over five years
as a child advocate.

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At 00:06:44,488, Character said: Did you read them
their rights, Bernie?

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At 00:06:46,764, Character said: Did you give them
due process?

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At 00:06:48,641, Character said: I don't know anything
about no due process.

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At 00:06:50,894, Character said: The only rights I know,
is up here is Mac rights.

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At 00:06:54,772, Character said: You better watch
your tone.

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At 00:06:56,608, Character said: I'll throw you
out of my court.

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At 00:06:58,943, Character said: I mean, Miss Honor,
I don't know

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At 00:07:00,653, Character said: where the heck
you think you at.

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At 00:07:02,247, Character said: But this is my house.
My court.

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At 00:07:05,116, Character said: They just give kids
to anybody these days.

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At 00:07:07,619, Character said: You had company
here yesterday!
Now come clean!

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