The Bernie Mac Show Growing Pains Aac2 0 H 264-squalor S05E21 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,137, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:17,876, Character said: Look at this, America.

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At 00:00:19,219, Character said: It's Nessa's test scores.

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At 00:00:21,129, Character said: Seems so small, doesn't it?

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At 00:00:23,024, Character said: But Bernie Mac had to work
long and hard for this.

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At 00:00:26,351, Character said: Tell 'em, Nessa,
how hard you made me
work for this.

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At 00:00:29,596, Character said: Tell 'em.
Can we just
open it now?

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At 00:00:31,973, Character said: No, no. Come on.

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At 00:00:33,134, Character said: America loves
my stories, Nessa.

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At 00:00:34,810, Character said: Go ahead
and tell 'em.

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At 00:00:36,228, Character said: Tell 'em what happened.
They'll love it.

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At 00:00:37,979, Character said: (sighs)
Okay, well, I had...

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At 00:00:43,819, Character said: I can't do this!

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At 00:00:48,698, Character said: (clears throat)

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At 00:00:49,675, Character said: Well, I'll tell you, America,

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At 00:00:51,159, Character said: because y'all
don't change up on me

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At 00:00:52,452, Character said: like some people around here.

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At 00:00:56,632, Character said: Ooh, Nessa, watch
that pot for me
right quick, ok?

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At 00:00:59,668, Character said: Oh, and tell your brother
to come in for dinner.

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At 00:01:01,294, Character said: Thank you, sweetheart.

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At 00:01:02,888, Character said: (indistinct voices)

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At 00:01:05,340, Character said: Hey, Jordan, come in.
It's dinnertime.

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At 00:01:07,968, Character said: JORDAN (annoyed):
In a minute!

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At 00:01:09,302, Character said: No, now, Jordan.
Uncle Bernie said so.

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At 00:01:11,805, Character said: And I said
in a minute!

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At 00:01:13,890, Character said: (hoots and laughter)

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At 00:01:15,275, Character said: Fine. Stay out there.

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At 00:01:17,269, Character said: I'll let Uncle Bernie
deal with you.

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At 00:01:19,196, Character said: Did you see that, America?

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At 00:01:20,998, Character said: Basically, Jordan just
challenged her authority.

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At 00:01:24,234, Character said: And as far as I was concerned,
at the time,

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At 00:01:27,070, Character said: that was Nessa's problem,

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At 00:01:28,731, Character said: along with the problems
she was having at her new job.

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At 00:01:35,245, Character said: (clears throat)

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At 00:01:36,496, Character said: I said nonfat double mocha
Grande cappuccino

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At 00:01:39,517, Character said: with soy milk, extra cinnamon
and nutmeg on the side.

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At 00:01:42,094, Character said: Yes, ma'**.
I can taste the fat in it.

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At 00:01:44,647, Character said: Oh, well, look, somehow

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At 00:01:47,549, Character said: you picked up
the wrong cup.

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At 00:01:50,051, Character said: You gave me the wrong cup.

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At 00:01:53,013, Character said: You're probably right.

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At 00:01:55,390, Character said: Please accept
a fat-free biscotti

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At 00:01:57,851, Character said: and your properly
prepared drink
as an apology.

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At 00:02:12,115, Character said: Wow, so this is
your new laptop. Sweet.

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At 00:02:14,618, Character said: What are you doing?
(login sounds)

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At 00:02:17,495, Character said: I'm just going
to AOL.

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At 00:02:18,872, Character said: They have a link
to Moviefone.

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At 00:02:20,924, Character said: I have to buy some tickets
and your computer
is way faster than mine.

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At 00:02:23,460, Character said: I'm busy.
You won't even know
I'm here.

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At 00:02:26,588, Character said: Score!

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At 00:02:27,881, Character said: How do I get
to Tarzana?

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At 00:02:29,341, Character said: Ah, MapQuest.

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At 00:02:32,728, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:02:33,520, Character said: I almost
had my ticket!

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At 00:02:35,030, Character said: Jordan, I'm busy.
Now go use
your own computer.

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At 00:02:37,408, Character said: But I'm already here
and yours is faster.

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At 00:02:40,152, Character said: I said no. Good-bye.

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At 00:02:43,230, Character said: Fine!

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At 00:02:52,948, Character said: Touch it and I will
hurt you.

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At 00:03:12,467, Character said: Did you see it, America?

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At 00:03:14,153, Character said: Jordan gettin' physical.

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At 00:03:15,946, Character said: I never thought
I'd see this day.

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At 00:03:17,472, Character said: You remember
when the lad first g***t here.

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At 00:03:19,617, Character said: Pathetic. Some of y'all
even sent in money.

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At 00:03:23,144, Character said: America, just
take a look at him.

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At 00:03:27,107, Character said: (chuckles)
Little bitty...

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At 00:03:29,567, Character said: Hey, you talking about me?

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At 00:03:31,611, Character said: Hey, hey, hey, take it easy.

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At 00:03:33,989, Character said: -BERNIE: I thought me and you
had an understanding.
-Sorry.

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At 00:03:37,701, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:41,213, Character said: That attitude right there,
it's my own fault.

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At 00:03:44,299, Character said: America, let me show you
how it all g***t started.

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At 00:03:47,961, Character said: Weights?

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At 00:03:49,462, Character said: Yeah, you g***t
to be ready.

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At 00:03:51,431, Character said: It won't be long
before your sister

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At 00:03:52,716, Character said: come hunting for you
for revenge.

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At 00:03:54,467, Character said: Women don't play.
I know.

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At 00:03:56,761, Character said: I g***t two sisters
and a wife.

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At 00:03:58,763, Character said: You should have
seen her face
after I pushed her.

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At 00:04:01,099, Character said: Calm down.
Calm down.

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At 00:04:03,110, Character said: I mean,
I was just trying

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At 00:04:04,619, Character said: to hold myself back from
hurting her, Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:04:06,246, Character said: (chuckles)
Well, if that's the case,
you won't need these.

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At 00:04:08,815, Character said: You be fine, huh?

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At 00:04:10,191, Character said: I'll hold onto these.

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At 00:04:11,952, Character said: I need an exercise regimen.

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At 00:04:13,653, Character said: In case something
jump off.

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At 00:04:15,322, Character said: (growls)
Tiger.
(growls)

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At 00:04:23,514, Character said: Listen, word's going
to get around

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At 00:04:25,966, Character said: about what I did
to Vanessa.

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At 00:04:27,618, Character said: But I just want you
to know that me and
you, we're cool.

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At 00:04:30,253, Character said: As long as you respect
the boundaries.

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At 00:04:32,523, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:04:34,591, Character said: Okay, however you want
to play it, little sister.

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At 00:04:49,230, Character said: (sighs)

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At 00:04:52,317, Character said: I don't see how
they can be this bad.

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At 00:04:54,569, Character said: I studied really hard.

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At 00:04:56,279, Character said: I know, sweetie,
but you know what?

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At 00:04:58,573, Character said: These are the PSATs
and you can always
take these again.

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At 00:05:01,552, Character said: This was my second time.

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At 00:05:03,554, Character said: I'm never going to
get into a good college
with these scores.

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At 00:05:08,750, Character said: You see how the balance
is off now, America?

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At 00:05:11,636, Character said: The boy's talking like
he's tough,

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At 00:05:13,630, Character said: and Nessa, who is tough,

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At 00:05:15,423, Character said: is letting these test scores
get the best of her.

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At 00:05:18,301, Character said: But my baby Wanda and I,
we're a team.

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At 00:05:20,821, Character said: So she came through
with a solution.

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At 00:05:25,951, Character said: It's an SAT prep course.

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At 00:05:28,103, Character said: Yeah, they say they guarantee
better scores or our money back.

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At 00:05:31,731, Character said: Honey, I didn't say
anything about the
money back.

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At 00:05:34,567, Character said: Then it's not
a guarantee.

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At 00:05:35,827, Character said: (chuckles nervously)
You know what?

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At 00:05:37,612, Character said: If you're willing,
it's Thursday night.

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At 00:05:39,465, Character said: Of course
she's willing.

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At 00:05:40,591, Character said: Thursday at what time?

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At 00:05:42,042, Character said: 7:30.
Okay.

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At 00:05:44,411, Character said: Hey, Baby Girl, Jordan,
come on. Dinnertime!

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At 00:05:48,623, Character said: -Come on.
-(gasps) Oh, my.

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At 00:05:53,253, Character said: What the hell
is wrong with you?

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At 00:05:54,605, Character said: What? ** I the only one
who's hot?

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At 00:05:57,382, Character said: -Uh, yeah.
-Boy, get in there

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At 00:05:59,426, Character said: and put a shirt on
for dinnertime.

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At 00:06:01,469, Character said: Don't be afraid
of the cuts, Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:06:05,732, Character said: What!

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At 00:06:07,392, Character said: (indistinct chatter)

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At 00:06:12,873, Character said: Vanessa! There's
an extra shift on Thursday.

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At 00:06:15,650, Character said: Would you like
to cover it?
This Thursday?

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At 00:06:17,777, Character said: Yeah. It's cool
if you're busy.

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At 00:06:20,113, Character said: Well...

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At 00:06:21,448, Character said: What ** I thinking?
I can use the money.

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At 00:06:23,583, Character said: Of course I'll take it.

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At 00:06:24,534, Character said: Thanks, Vanessa.

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At 00:06:26,202, Character said: You are
a really good worker.

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At 00:06:27,579, Character said: No, thank you.
I just do my best.

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At 00:06:29,789, Character said: Mmm. Coffee--
I love it!

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At 00:06:31,916, Character said: (scoffs)
Coffee.

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At 00:06:38,715, Character said: (door shuts)

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At 00:06:41,301, Character said: Hey, Nessa.
Hey, Nessa,
how'd it go?

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At 00:06:43,845, Character said: Honey, she didn't get
her results yet. Come on.

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At 00:06:45,805, Character said: That's...