Top Gear The Perfect Road Trip Hdrip -etrg (2013) Subtitles

At 00:00:01,000, Character said: Subtitle By
Eli@s Trouble M@ker

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At 00:00:28,441, Character said: It's a normal Tuesday in Britain.

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At 00:00:31,281, Character said: There's a hint of drizzle in the air
and traffic is at a standstill.

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At 00:00:37,121, Character said: We know that driving is meant
to be more fun than this.

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At 00:00:40,281, Character said: We know that cars are meant
to be more fun than this.

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At 00:00:44,161, Character said: So we decided what we'd do is
give you an hour or so of escapism,

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At 00:00:48,961, Character said: of perfect roads and perfect cars.

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At 00:00:51,921, Character said: Yeah. So, what we're going to do is

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At 00:00:54,001, Character said: strip away all the things
that drive us mad,

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At 00:00:56,521, Character said: roadworks, Peugeots, speed cameras...

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At 00:00:58,841, Character said: - James May.
- Yeah, we'll get rid of him.

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At 00:01:00,281, Character said: He's always holding us up.

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At 00:01:01,761, Character said: And then we will end up with
the perfect road trip.

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At 00:01:12,041, Character said: Strangely, Jeremy insisted
we should start here, in Venice,

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At 00:01:18,281, Character said: where all the streets are full of water.

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At 00:01:24,281, Character said: Why are we in Venice?

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At 00:01:26,121, Character said: Because I wanted to drive
the Riva Aquarama.

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At 00:01:28,681, Character said: Why?

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At 00:01:29,961, Character said: Because it's the most
beautiful thing ever made

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At 00:01:32,281, Character said: and because it's g***t two V8s.

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At 00:01:34,361, Character said: Okay, we are starting in Venice because
he wanted to drive a... What is it?

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At 00:01:38,801, Character said: - Riva Aquarama.
- Riva Aquarama.

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At 00:01:40,761, Character said: - The most beautiful thing ever made.
- The most beautiful thing ever made

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At 00:01:43,001, Character said: and it's g***t... Two V8s?

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At 00:01:44,161, Character said: - Two V8s.
- Two V8s!

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At 00:01:46,321, Character said: And we're going to set off from here
on a journey across Italy,

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At 00:01:49,801, Character said: across France, to... Where are we going?

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At 00:01:53,241, Character said: - Pau.
- To Pau... Pau?

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At 00:01:55,961, Character said: Why are we going to Pau?

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At 00:01:57,161, Character said: Because that is where the first ever
Grand Prix was held.

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At 00:02:01,961, Character said: - Pau?
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:03,521, Character said: - Never heard of it.
- The track's still there.

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At 00:02:05,201, Character said: We're going to drive the very first
Grand Prix track.

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At 00:02:08,721, Character said: Whatever. Between here and there,
we're going to be on motorways,

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At 00:02:11,961, Character said: mountain roads, rally stages,
racetracks and cities.

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At 00:02:15,361, Character said: And in every place, we are both going
to pick what we believe

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At 00:02:18,481, Character said: is the perfect mode of transport.

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At 00:02:20,721, Character said: It's going to be the perfect week.

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At 00:02:22,961, Character said: Perfect weather, perfect start,
perfect boat, perfect everything!

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At 00:02:27,321, Character said: - Perfect.
- And no James May.

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At 00:02:29,081, Character said: That's better than perfect.

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At 00:02:35,401, Character said: Over the next seven days,
our quest for perfection

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At 00:02:38,521, Character said: would take us from Venice
towards the Italian Lakes.

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At 00:02:42,761, Character said: From there we'd head south
to the Mediterranean,

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At 00:02:45,201, Character said: for a drive along the French Riviera
to Saint-Tropez.

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At 00:02:49,441, Character said: Then we'd swing inland again
towards the finishing point at Pau.

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At 00:02:58,681, Character said: Do we look like Tubbs and Crockett?

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At 00:03:02,401, Character said: Or Tubby and Crotchety?

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At 00:03:07,561, Character said: - No, seriously. That's perfect, though.
- Tubby and Crotchety.

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At 00:03:10,681, Character said: Venice Vice.

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At 00:03:16,521, Character said: Having docked
the L200,000 speedboat,

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At 00:03:19,841, Character said: I switched to an even
more expensive car.

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At 00:03:23,441, Character said: The new, grown-up, less tail-happy
Black edition of the SLS.

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At 00:03:34,201, Character said: In Victorian times,
people would come through Venice

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At 00:03:36,961, Character said: on what was called "the grand tour",

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At 00:03:39,121, Character said: so that's why
I've gone for the Mercedes,

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At 00:03:41,681, Character said: because it is the ultimate grand tourer.

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At 00:03:44,881, Character said: Mmm-hmm. Except, it isn't the ultimate
because this is, the Ferrari F12.

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At 00:03:49,161, Character said: No, no. That's too powerful.

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At 00:03:50,961, Character said: - Too powerful?
- It is too powerful.

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At 00:03:53,201, Character said: I said that... It is!

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At 00:03:54,561, Character said: You did say it on the programme
and I thought then...

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At 00:03:57,041, Character said: You see this?
I will be able to use all of the power.

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At 00:04:00,121, Character said: Yes?

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At 00:04:01,201, Character said: In that, you will not
be able to use all of the power

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At 00:04:03,161, Character said: because you'll end up
halfway up a telegraph pole.

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At 00:04:05,201, Character said: No, I'll be able to all of the power

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At 00:04:06,961, Character said: but there will be more power than
you've g***t, that's all that's about.

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At 00:04:10,241, Character said: A grand tourer should be powerful

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At 00:04:11,841, Character said: - and creamy and grunty and...
- Uh...

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At 00:04:14,001, Character said: Six hundred and twenty-two horsepower,
it's not a wheelbarrow.

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At 00:04:17,121, Character said: - Seven hundred and thirty! It's more.
- I know.

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At 00:04:20,081, Character said: Hammond!

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At 00:04:21,641, Character said: Let's just go across Italy, shall we,
in our grand tourers?

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At 00:04:24,321, Character said: Yes. Yes.

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At 00:04:26,601, Character said: I'LL go quickly, you big girl.

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At 00:04:37,321, Character said: Oh, God!

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At 00:04:42,001, Character said: Oh, that's a lot of power!

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At 00:04:44,521, Character said: Maybe that's too much!
No, it's not too much.

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At 00:04:46,721, Character said: Jeremy's being a wuss. It's just enough.

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At 00:04:49,161, Character said: It's just I don't need
to use all of it right now.

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At 00:04:51,081, Character said: I'm going to use a bit Less.
Maybe this much of it.

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At 00:04:55,921, Character said: The changes from that gearbox
are incredible.

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At 00:04:58,921, Character said: It's a double clutch gear box.
In actual fact,

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At 00:05:01,921, Character said: it's exactly the same unit
as in Jeremy's Mercedes SLS.

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At 00:05:06,481, Character said: It's just Ferrari have
put their own mapping,

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At 00:05:08,761, Character said: their own computer control
on this particular one.

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At 00:05:11,121, Character said: And it's set up so that
when you change,

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At 00:05:13,721, Character said: it spikes the engine revs
so it surges when you change.

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At 00:05:19,401, Character said: Dear God!

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At 00:05:23,441, Character said: This body isn't just pretty,

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At 00:05:25,681, Character said: it's been sculpted to maximise the air
flowing over it to generate down force

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At 00:05:30,801, Character said: to stick it to the road

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At 00:05:44,761, Character said: There have been a number of
Black Special Edition Mercs in the past

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At 00:05:49,201, Character said: and almost all of them have been,
well, dreadful, really. Undriveable.

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At 00:05:54,641, Character said: They generated too much torque.
So every time you put your foot down,

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At 00:05:59,321, Character said: it felt like they were trying
to tear themselves apart.

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At 00:06:05,761, Character said: You'd be going along
and it'd be sucking birds

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At 00:06:08,121, Character said: and trees and squirrels into the engine

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At 00:06:10,441, Character said: and then ripping up the road and hurling
chunks of tarmac out of the back

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At 00:06:14,921, Character said: and it was just... They were ridiculous.

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At 00:06:19,521, Character said: This, though, Mercedes has been clever

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At 00:06:22,401, Character said: because, yes, it generates more power
than a standard SLS

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At 00:06:26,361, Character said: but 11 fewer torques. So now...

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At 00:06:32,081, Character said: You put your foot down, it translates
that action into speed,

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At 00:06:36,761, Character said: not destructions.

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At 00:06:40,601, Character said: Oh, but you can't beat a V8!

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At 00:06:43,961, Character said: I mean, yes, a V12 is nice.
But a V8 is nicer.

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At 00:06:49,521, Character said: It just is.

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At 00:06:51,321, Character said: I'm just saying you can't beat a V8.

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At 00:06:54,361, Character said: Oh, I like a 12, I do like
a big powerful, slightly angry 12.

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At 00:07:03,121, Character said: That's a great car, that.

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At 00:07:06,921, Character said: It's...
You just give it a little poke,

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At 00:07:09,241, Character said: "Excuse me, could you..."

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At 00:07:12,801, Character said: That is insane!

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At 00:07:15,561, Character said: I was very happy.

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At 00:07:17,241, Character said: And therefore a bit surprised
when Jeremy suddenly veered off

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At 00:07:21,721, Character said: toward some old Italian town.

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At 00:07:32,281, Character said: There it is.

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At 00:07:34,441, Character said: - What? That?
- Yeah.

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At 00:07:36,921, Character said: That is the actual balcony
from Romeo and Juliet.

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At 00:07:40,521, Character said: - Yeah. Couple of points.
- What?

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At 00:07:42,401, Character said: I've...