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00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,It's been an eventful summer.

00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,♪ Raindrops on roses ♪

00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,♪ And whiskers on kittens ♪

00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,I'm tied up in a serial
killer's basement.

00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,Who said nightmares
don't come true?

00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:27,♪ Bright copper kettles ♪

00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:31,♪ And warm woolen mittens ♪

00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,He's under the delusion
that I'm his next victim.

00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:37,♪ Brown paper packages
Tied up with strings ♪

00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,I'll let him cherish that notion
while I explain my predicament.

00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:46,♪ These are a few of
my favorite things ♪

00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,I spent my vacation
mastering my psychic ability.

00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,All the answers were in
Goody's book of spells.

00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,With my ability
now under control,

00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,I set my sights on an obsession
I've had since I was six years old.

00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,Before dying, victim number
00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,described the suspect.

00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,The Kansas City Scalper,

00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,America's most
elusive serial killer.

00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,…blood everywhere.

00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,To psychically locate him,

00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,all I needed was an object
from one of his crime scenes.

00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,The Scalper's 11th victim

00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,dropped her prized bowling
ball when she was snatched.

00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,With the Scalper finally
in my crosshairs,

00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,I had one final harrowing
obstacle to overcome.

00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,Welcome to Newark Airport.

00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,Random screening searches are
a requirement at this airport.

00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:10,American Airlines flight AA8272 to
Kansas City is now boarding at gate 43.

00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,Anything else on your person?

00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,I need a wand on this one.

00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,Arms.

00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,Attention all passengers…

00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:56,Which part of "prohibited items"
don't you understand, young lady?

00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,The part where you believe

00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,cramming hundreds of people into a
metal tube flying through the air

00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,creates some sort of utopia
where weapons aren't needed.

00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,Can we get a bag check?

00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,Yeah.

00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,I'm headed to the Junior Embalmers
Convention in Kansas City.

00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,It's a prosthetic hand.

00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,Yeah, that's not the problem.

00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,You care to explain this?

00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,Curious.

00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,I have no idea how
that ended up there.

00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:34,This is over 3.4 ounces,
which means it's a big no-no.

00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,I'd appreciate it if you
didn't waste our time.

00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,Sun cream? Seriously?

00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,Are your serial killer
services listed online too?

00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,I made you a gift.

00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,It's how I remember all my…

00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,Special guests.

00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,Let me show you some
of my own handiwork.

00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,What?

00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,It's nothing. Just a
minor psychic glitch.

00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,You're not to breathe a word of
this to anyone, you understand?

00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,Especially my mother.

00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,Now.

00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,Let's play dolls.

00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,I'm not finding anything
related to black tears.

00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,Like I said, it's just a glitch.

00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,Darling, Lurch has
packed the car.

00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,We must be off.

00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,You don't want to be late
for the first day of school.

00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,I was hoping to spend more
time with you this summer.

00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,I feel like I've
barely seen you.

00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,Writers should refill their creative
cups before they begin again.

00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,So I indulged in my favorite
passions, torment and humiliation.

00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,When do I get to
read your novel?

00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,When the sun explodes

00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,and the earth is consumed
in a molten apocalypse.

00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,Soon, Mother. Soon.

00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,Chop-chop.

00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,Remember where
your loyalty lies.

00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,That's my boy.

00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,You and your Uncle Fester
with the same ability.

00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,You're a chip off the
old executioner's block.

00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,Stick your finger in enough
sockets, you learn a thing or two.

00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,It's so weird that
it skipped you, Dad.

00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,Being an Outcast isn't
about what you can do.

00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,It's a state of mind.

00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,You need to work on your aim.

00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,Pugsley has always
struggled with his aim.

00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,From potty training to his
first grenade launcher.

00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,Lurch can attest to that.
Can't you, old chap?

00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,I'm just glad to see you taking
an interest in your brother.

00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,I'm keeping a mental list of how
his ability can serve my needs.

00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,That's the spirit,
my little bomb it a.

00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,There is no "we" in family.

00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,Only an "I."

00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,There's a stop sign.

00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,Hit the O, dead center.

00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,I'm not sure I can.

00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,If you don't, I'll be
forced to hit eject.

00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,Only Dad's button can do that.

00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,I had Thing rewire it.

00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,♪ Down by the broken treehouse ♪

00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:41,♪ Swing me upon
its hanging tire ♪

00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,♪ Bring… Bring… Bring
your flowered hat ♪

00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,Oh, come here!

00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,They're onto me.

00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,If I don't make it, the
evidence is safe at the bullpen.

00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,Mmm.

00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,Wait.

00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:59,This is the first time you've ever
willingly returned to a school.

00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,-How does it feel?
-Like returning to the scene of the crime.

00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,I already know where
the bodies are buried.

00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,No more uncontrolled chaos.

00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,I will bend this
place to my will.

00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,Be careful, dear.

00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,Control is often an illusion.

00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,Like I let your father believe
he's in charge of this family.

00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,Do you think I'll actually
make a friend here?

00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,You'll make lots of friends.

00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,These are our people.

00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,Poor Pugsley.

00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,Your father and I will
get him settled in.

00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,Promise me… you will take
care of your brother.

00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,I always do.

00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,Here are the ground rules.

00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,No eye contact
without permission.

00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,Bullying assistance requests must
be submitted through writing.

00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,And Thing reports to me.

00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,Understand?

00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:04,Ooh!

00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,Creamies!

00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,Wednesday!

00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,-There she is!
-Right there, in black!

00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,Can I get your autograph?

00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,I only sign my name in blood.

00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,I would expect nothing less.

00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,I never said it
was my own blood.

00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,You are done here.

00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,Shoo.

00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,That was disturbing.

00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,You better get used to it....