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00:01:24,586 --> 00:01:27,I was 25
when my sister g***t married.
00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:30,My parents were thrilled...
00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,because Arundhathi,
00:01:32,627 --> 00:01:34,after scaring
the s***t out of them
00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,with a string
00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,of truly atrocious
college boyfriends,
00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,had finally agreed
00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,to let them fix her up with,
as my mom puts it,
00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,"A nice Indian boy."
00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:49,Ah, beautiful
Manish Rao...
00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,a future orthopedic surgeon,
no less.
00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:56,I think my dad actually cried
when my mom told him that,
00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,which is funnier
if you know
00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,that my dad's face
usually looks like this.
00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:05,This was the best day
of my mother's life.
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,Just look at her face.
00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,And this man
is Pandit Kumar,
00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,and he is about
to get in my business.
00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,Next one of these,
it'll be you out there.
00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,I would hear that
00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,over and over again...
00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,You're next, my friend.
00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,...an endless chorus
of reminders
00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,that one day,
I'd have this too--
00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,the big Indian wedding.
00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,Just one concern.
00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,What will it look like
00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,when I bring home
a nice Indian boy?
00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,They obviously know I'm gay.
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,They've just never seen me
be gay with another... gay.
00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:16,Naveen!
00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,What are you doing
hiding over here?
00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:21,Today was leg day.
00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,I lift. Do you lift?
00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:23,Yeah, all the time.
00:03:24,806 --> 00:03:26,Come on, I wanna see you
on the dance floor, man!
00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:27,Okay.
00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:29,Can I ask you something?
00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,Mm-hmm.
00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,You see any girls
you like out there?
00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,No.
00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:39,That's too bad.
I'm a sick wingman.
00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,You're next, buddy!
00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,Hi, Naveen. Where are you?
00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:14,Uh, it's 8:00 a.m.
I'm at the hospital.
00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,Your Triple-A membership
is expired.
00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,You want me to renew it?
00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,Is this really important
right now?
00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,I don't know.
00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,Maybe you're driving around
recklessly all over town,
00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,and you're, like, "oh...
00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,they will come and tow me,
that Triple-A!"
00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,Doesn't your
hammer-calling me about this
00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,just make that more likely?
00:04:28,503 --> 00:04:30,My god!
Are you driving right now?
00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,Pull over!
00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,No, I'm not driving.
I'm at the hospital.
00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,Okay, I'll renew it for you.
Don't tell your father.
00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,Okay, wow, thank you so much.
00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,I really appreciate you.
Okay, bye.
00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,Hey! Listen!
Did you watch that movie "Milk"?
00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,I saw it last night on OutTV,
00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,you know the channel
for out gays?
00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,Yes. I know.
00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,You like that movie?
00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,No, Mom.
I haven't seen it.
00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,You know, in that movie,
this man, Milk,
00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,he moves to Castro
with his boyfriend, Smith.
00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:55,Very handsome couple!
00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,Anyway, Milk
enters politics, but--
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,-I don't need a recap.
-Smith doesn't like it!
00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:00,So they break up.
00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,Okay! No problem.
00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:04,Milk ends up getting elected
00:05:04,539 --> 00:05:06,to the San Francisco
Board of Supervisors.
00:05:06,908 --> 00:05:07,Oh, does he?
00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:10,And there, he meets this man,
Dan White.
00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:13,Now, this Dan White
does not like the gays.
00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,Mm-hmm?
00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,So Dan White kills Milk!
00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,Oh, no.
00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,He's the Thanos.
00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:20,Oh! Yeah, no, I'm gonna
have to check that out.
00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,I guess this is why
Sean Penn g***t divorced.
00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,Uh...
00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:25,I think
he was just acting.
00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:26,Hi, Mrs. G!
00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,And how in these movies
do gay people know
00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,who the other gay people are?
00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,Like, they just give
each other a look,
00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,and like, boom!
They're kissing.
00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,What's she talking
about, a movie?
00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:36,Mom, it's just a movie.
00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,What movie?
00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,Is that what you do?
00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,I don't want you
to get into trouble!
00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,Ask if she watched "Bros."
00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,Uh, oh?
00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,What is that, nurse?
00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,-There's no nurse.
-They're coding?
00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:46,That's a lot of... blood.
00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,There's a mother?
In the ICU?
00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:50,Uh, yes, I'll be right there.
00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,I must help every mother.
00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,Maybe I should go to the ICU
so I can finally see you.
00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:56,All right, bye, love you.
00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,Wait! Wait!
I'm having a heart atta--!
00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:35,Whatever.
00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,Hey, Ben.
00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,How is it going, question mark.
00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,Haven't heard from you
in a while,
00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,exclamation mark.
00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:56,Guess you've been eating
an apple a day,
00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,because you've kept
this doctor away.
00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,Hi, Jeremy.
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,Um, I was talking
to my mom today,
00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,and I remembered
you have a mom,
00:08:07,188 --> 00:08:08,so how...
how are you, man...
00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,question mark.
00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,Delete.
00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:12,Thanks, Charlotte.
00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,I actually don't need
a plus-one to the wedding,
00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,because I'm happy with myself,
00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,and I'm really not lonely.
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,Hey, Edmund.
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,Um, I saw that you're engaged,
00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,but in case
it doesn't work out,
00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,um, wanna go out, question mark.
00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:28,Delete. Delete.
00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,Sent.
00:08:30,745 --> 00:08:31,Hey, Rahul.
00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,Um... was drinking water today
00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,and thought of you
00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:36,Ha...
00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,because you said
you need to drink more water.
00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:42,ha... ha...ha...
00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,Oh, god, this s***s.
00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:46,I sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,...diamonds.
00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,We only have about 25
of that ring.
00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,It's already starting to sell.
00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:56,Okay, and is the cough
dry or productive?
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,Gloria! My favourite patient.
00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,How's the ulcer?
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:03,On a scale of one to ten,
how much phlegm?
00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,Oh, we do have your X-rays...
00:09:04,945...
when my sister g***t married.
00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:30,My parents were thrilled...
00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,because Arundhathi,
00:01:32,627 --> 00:01:34,after scaring
the s***t out of them
00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,with a string
00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,of truly atrocious
college boyfriends,
00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,had finally agreed
00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,to let them fix her up with,
as my mom puts it,
00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:45,"A nice Indian boy."
00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:49,Ah, beautiful
Manish Rao...
00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,a future orthopedic surgeon,
no less.
00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:56,I think my dad actually cried
when my mom told him that,
00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,which is funnier
if you know
00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,that my dad's face
usually looks like this.
00:02:02,624 --> 00:02:05,This was the best day
of my mother's life.
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,Just look at her face.
00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,And this man
is Pandit Kumar,
00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,and he is about
to get in my business.
00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,Next one of these,
it'll be you out there.
00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,I would hear that
00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,over and over again...
00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,You're next, my friend.
00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,...an endless chorus
of reminders
00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,that one day,
I'd have this too--
00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,the big Indian wedding.
00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,Just one concern.
00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,What will it look like
00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,when I bring home
a nice Indian boy?
00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,They obviously know I'm gay.
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,They've just never seen me
be gay with another... gay.
00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:16,Naveen!
00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,What are you doing
hiding over here?
00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:21,Today was leg day.
00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,I lift. Do you lift?
00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:23,Yeah, all the time.
00:03:24,806 --> 00:03:26,Come on, I wanna see you
on the dance floor, man!
00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:27,Okay.
00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:29,Can I ask you something?
00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,Mm-hmm.
00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:33,You see any girls
you like out there?
00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,No.
00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:39,That's too bad.
I'm a sick wingman.
00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,You're next, buddy!
00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,Hi, Naveen. Where are you?
00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:14,Uh, it's 8:00 a.m.
I'm at the hospital.
00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:16,Your Triple-A membership
is expired.
00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,You want me to renew it?
00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,Is this really important
right now?
00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:20,I don't know.
00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:22,Maybe you're driving around
recklessly all over town,
00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,and you're, like, "oh...
00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,they will come and tow me,
that Triple-A!"
00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,Doesn't your
hammer-calling me about this
00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,just make that more likely?
00:04:28,503 --> 00:04:30,My god!
Are you driving right now?
00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,Pull over!
00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,No, I'm not driving.
I'm at the hospital.
00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,Okay, I'll renew it for you.
Don't tell your father.
00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,Okay, wow, thank you so much.
00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,I really appreciate you.
Okay, bye.
00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,Hey! Listen!
Did you watch that movie "Milk"?
00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:42,I saw it last night on OutTV,
00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,you know the channel
for out gays?
00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,Yes. I know.
00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,You like that movie?
00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,No, Mom.
I haven't seen it.
00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,You know, in that movie,
this man, Milk,
00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,he moves to Castro
with his boyfriend, Smith.
00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:55,Very handsome couple!
00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,Anyway, Milk
enters politics, but--
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,-I don't need a recap.
-Smith doesn't like it!
00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:00,So they break up.
00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,Okay! No problem.
00:05:02,837 --> 00:05:04,Milk ends up getting elected
00:05:04,539 --> 00:05:06,to the San Francisco
Board of Supervisors.
00:05:06,908 --> 00:05:07,Oh, does he?
00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:10,And there, he meets this man,
Dan White.
00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:13,Now, this Dan White
does not like the gays.
00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:14,Mm-hmm?
00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,So Dan White kills Milk!
00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,Oh, no.
00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,He's the Thanos.
00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:20,Oh! Yeah, no, I'm gonna
have to check that out.
00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,I guess this is why
Sean Penn g***t divorced.
00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,Uh...
00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:25,I think
he was just acting.
00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:26,Hi, Mrs. G!
00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,And how in these movies
do gay people know
00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,who the other gay people are?
00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,Like, they just give
each other a look,
00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,and like, boom!
They're kissing.
00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,What's she talking
about, a movie?
00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:36,Mom, it's just a movie.
00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,What movie?
00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,Is that what you do?
00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,I don't want you
to get into trouble!
00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:41,Ask if she watched "Bros."
00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,Uh, oh?
00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:43,What is that, nurse?
00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:44,-There's no nurse.
-They're coding?
00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:46,That's a lot of... blood.
00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,There's a mother?
In the ICU?
00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:50,Uh, yes, I'll be right there.
00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,I must help every mother.
00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,Maybe I should go to the ICU
so I can finally see you.
00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:56,All right, bye, love you.
00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:58,Wait! Wait!
I'm having a heart atta--!
00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:35,Whatever.
00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,Hey, Ben.
00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,How is it going, question mark.
00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,Haven't heard from you
in a while,
00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,exclamation mark.
00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:56,Guess you've been eating
an apple a day,
00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,because you've kept
this doctor away.
00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,Hi, Jeremy.
00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,Um, I was talking
to my mom today,
00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:06,and I remembered
you have a mom,
00:08:07,188 --> 00:08:08,so how...
how are you, man...
00:08:09,123 --> 00:08:10,question mark.
00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,Delete.
00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:12,Thanks, Charlotte.
00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,I actually don't need
a plus-one to the wedding,
00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,because I'm happy with myself,
00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,and I'm really not lonely.
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,Hey, Edmund.
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,Um, I saw that you're engaged,
00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,but in case
it doesn't work out,
00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,um, wanna go out, question mark.
00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:28,Delete. Delete.
00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,Sent.
00:08:30,745 --> 00:08:31,Hey, Rahul.
00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:34,Um... was drinking water today
00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,and thought of you
00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:36,Ha...
00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,because you said
you need to drink more water.
00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:42,ha... ha...ha...
00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:44,Oh, god, this s***s.
00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:46,I sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,...diamonds.
00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,We only have about 25
of that ring.
00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,It's already starting to sell.
00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:56,Okay, and is the cough
dry or productive?
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,Gloria! My favourite patient.
00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,How's the ulcer?
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:03,On a scale of one to ten,
how much phlegm?
00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:04,Oh, we do have your X-rays...
00:09:04,945...
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