A Nice Indian Boy Amzn Ddp5 1 H 264-english (2024) Subtitles

At 00:01:24,586, Character said: I was 25
when my sister g***t married.

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At 00:01:28,155, Character said: My parents were thrilled...

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At 00:01:31,224, Character said: because Arundhathi,

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At 00:01:32,627, Character said: after scaring
the s***t out of them

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At 00:01:34,328, Character said: with a string

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At 00:01:35,329, Character said: of truly atrocious
college boyfriends,

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At 00:01:38,131, Character said: had finally agreed

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At 00:01:39,266, Character said: to let them fix her up with,
as my mom puts it,

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At 00:01:42,570, Character said: "A nice Indian boy."

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At 00:01:46,139, Character said: Ah, beautiful
Manish Rao...

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At 00:01:50,143, Character said: a future orthopedic surgeon,
no less.

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At 00:01:53,413, Character said: I think my dad actually cried
when my mom told him that,

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At 00:01:56,884, Character said: which is funnier
if you know

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At 00:01:58,118, Character said: that my dad's face
usually looks like this.

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At 00:02:02,624, Character said: This was the best day
of my mother's life.

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At 00:02:06,460, Character said: Just look at her face.

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At 00:02:12,667, Character said: And this man
is Pandit Kumar,

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At 00:02:14,535, Character said: and he is about
to get in my business.

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At 00:02:16,904, Character said: Next one of these,
it'll be you out there.

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At 00:02:23,611, Character said: I would hear that

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At 00:02:25,345, Character said: over and over again...

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At 00:02:32,452, Character said: You're next, my friend.

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At 00:02:39,426, Character said: ...an endless chorus
of reminders

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At 00:02:41,461, Character said: that one day,
I'd have this too--

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At 00:02:44,565, Character said: the big Indian wedding.

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At 00:02:48,870, Character said: Just one concern.

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At 00:02:57,411, Character said: What will it look like

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At 00:02:58,680, Character said: when I bring home
a nice Indian boy?

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At 00:03:10,357, Character said: They obviously know I'm gay.

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At 00:03:12,192, Character said: They've just never seen me
be gay with another... gay.

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At 00:03:15,462, Character said: Naveen!

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At 00:03:17,330, Character said: What are you doing
hiding over here?

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At 00:03:19,701, Character said: Today was leg day.

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At 00:03:21,401, Character said: I lift. Do you lift?

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At 00:03:22,537, Character said: Yeah, all the time.

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At 00:03:24,806, Character said: Come on, I wanna see you
on the dance floor, man!

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At 00:03:26,541, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:03:28,475, Character said: Can I ask you something?

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At 00:03:29,510, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:31,679, Character said: You see any girls
you like out there?

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At 00:03:35,248, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:36,918, Character said: That's too bad.
I'm a sick wingman.

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At 00:03:41,689, Character said: You're next, buddy!

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At 00:04:10,283, Character said: Hi, Naveen. Where are you?

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At 00:04:11,786, Character said: Uh, it's 8:00 a.m.
I'm at the hospital.

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At 00:04:14,354, Character said: Your Triple-A membership
is expired.

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At 00:04:16,023, Character said: You want me to renew it?

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At 00:04:17,324, Character said: Is this really important
right now?

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At 00:04:19,392, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:04:20,595, Character said: Maybe you're driving around
recklessly all over town,

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At 00:04:22,697, Character said: and you're, like, "oh...

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At 00:04:23,731, Character said: they will come and tow me,
that Triple-A!"

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At 00:04:25,666, Character said: Doesn't your
hammer-calling me about this

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At 00:04:27,367, Character said: just make that more likely?

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At 00:04:28,503, Character said: My god!
Are you driving right now?

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At 00:04:30,037, Character said: Pull over!

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At 00:04:31,205, Character said: No, I'm not driving.
I'm at the hospital.

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At 00:04:32,540, Character said: Okay, I'll renew it for you.
Don't tell your father.

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At 00:04:34,675, Character said: Okay, wow, thank you so much.

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At 00:04:36,309, Character said: I really appreciate you.
Okay, bye.

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At 00:04:37,779, Character said: Hey! Listen!
Did you watch that movie "Milk"?

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At 00:04:40,347, Character said: I saw it last night on OutTV,

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At 00:04:42,482, Character said: you know the channel
for out gays?

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At 00:04:44,552, Character said: Yes. I know.

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At 00:04:45,520, Character said: You like that movie?

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At 00:04:46,854, Character said: No, Mom.
I haven't seen it.

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At 00:04:48,355, Character said: You know, in that movie,
this man, Milk,

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At 00:04:51,358, Character said: he moves to Castro
with his boyfriend, Smith.

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At 00:04:53,828, Character said: Very handsome couple!

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At 00:04:55,362, Character said: Anyway, Milk
enters politics, but--

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At 00:04:57,297, Character said: -I don't need a recap.
-Smith doesn't like it!

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At 00:04:59,634, Character said: So they break up.

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At 00:05:01,502, Character said: Okay! No problem.

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At 00:05:02,837, Character said: Milk ends up getting elected

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At 00:05:04,539, Character said: to the San Francisco
Board of Supervisors.

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At 00:05:06,908, Character said: Oh, does he?

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At 00:05:07,942, Character said: And there, he meets this man,
Dan White.

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At 00:05:10,678, Character said: Now, this Dan White
does not like the gays.

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At 00:05:13,781, Character said: Mm-hmm?

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At 00:05:14,381, Character said: So Dan White kills Milk!

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At 00:05:15,716, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:05:16,717, Character said: He's the Thanos.

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At 00:05:17,785, Character said: Oh! Yeah, no, I'm gonna
have to check that out.

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At 00:05:20,788, Character said: I guess this is why
Sean Penn g***t divorced.

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At 00:05:23,390, Character said: Uh...

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At 00:05:24,125, Character said: I think
he was just acting.

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At 00:05:25,827, Character said: Hi, Mrs. G!

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At 00:05:26,794, Character said: And how in these movies
do gay people know

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At 00:05:29,030, Character said: who the other gay people are?

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At 00:05:30,898, Character said: Like, they just give
each other a look,

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At 00:05:32,533, Character said: and like, boom!
They're kissing.

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At 00:05:34,068, Character said: What's she talking
about, a movie?

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At 00:05:35,870, Character said: Mom, it's just a movie.

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At 00:05:36,804, Character said: What movie?

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At 00:05:37,605, Character said: Is that what you do?

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At 00:05:38,873, Character said: I don't want you
to get into trouble!

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At 00:05:40,508, Character said: Ask if she watched "Bros."

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At 00:05:41,742, Character said: Uh, oh?

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At 00:05:42,543, Character said: What is that, nurse?

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At 00:05:43,376, Character said: -There's no nurse.
-They're coding?

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At 00:05:44,979, Character said: That's a lot of... blood.

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At 00:05:46,446, Character said: There's a mother?
In the ICU?

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At 00:05:48,883, Character said: Uh, yes, I'll be right there.

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At 00:05:50,751, Character said: I must help every mother.

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At 00:05:52,385, Character said: Maybe I should go to the ICU
so I can finally see you.

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At 00:05:55,990, Character said: All right, bye, love you.

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At 00:05:56,991, Character said: Wait! Wait!
I'm having a heart atta--!

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At 00:07:34,922, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:07:41,829, Character said: Hey, Ben.

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At 00:07:44,131, Character said: How is it going, question mark.

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At 00:07:47,034, Character said: Haven't heard from you
in a while,

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At 00:07:49,937, Character said: exclamation mark.

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At 00:07:52,506, Character said: Guess you've been eating
an apple a day,

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At 00:07:57,477, Character said: because you've kept
this doctor away.

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At 00:08:01,649, Character said: Hi, Jeremy.

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At 00:08:03,250, Character said: Um, I was talking
to my mom today,

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At 00:08:05,186, Character said: and I remembered
you have a mom,

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At 00:08:07,188, Character said: so how...
how are you, man...

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At 00:08:09,123, Character said: question mark.

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At 00:08:10,658, Character said: Delete.

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At 00:08:11,759, Character said: Thanks, Charlotte.

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At 00:08:12,860, Character said: I actually don't need
a plus-one to the wedding,

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At 00:08:15,262, Character said: because I'm happy with myself,

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At 00:08:17,832, Character said: and I'm really not lonely.

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At 00:08:19,499, Character said: Hey, Edmund.

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At 00:08:21,502, Character said: Um, I saw that you're engaged,

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At 00:08:23,771, Character said: but in case
it doesn't work out,

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At 00:08:25,906, Character said: um, wanna go out, question mark.

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At 00:08:27,808, Character said: Delete. Delete.

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At 00:08:29,643, Character said: Sent.

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At 00:08:30,745, Character said: Hey, Rahul.

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At 00:08:33,114, Character said: Um... was drinking water today

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At 00:08:34,615, Character said: and thought of you

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At 00:08:35,816, Character said: Ha...

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At 00:08:36,851, Character said: because you said
you need to drink more water.

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At 00:08:38,719, Character said: ha... ha...ha...

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At 00:08:43,591, Character said: Oh, god, this s***s.

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At 00:08:45,126, Character said: I sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.

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At 00:08:46,794, Character said: ...diamonds.

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At 00:08:49,130, Character said: We only have about 25
of that ring.

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At 00:08:51,565, Character said: It's already starting to sell.

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At 00:08:53,134, Character said: Okay, and is the cough
dry or productive?

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At 00:08:56,637, Character said: Gloria! My favourite patient.

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At 00:08:59,140, Character said: How's the ulcer?

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At 00:09:00,107, Character said: On a scale of one to ten,
how much phlegm?

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At 00:09:03,811, Character said: Oh, we do have your X-rays...

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