Kevin.Probably.Saves.the.World.S01E10.KILLERS Subtitles

00:00:00,578 --> 00:00:03,Previously on "Kevin
(Probably) Saves the World"...

00:00:03,266 --> 00:00:05,- I'm a messenger from God.
- Oh, good.

00:00:05,617 --> 00:00:06,I'm here to guide and protect you.

00:00:06,751 --> 00:00:08,The only job you have in life

00:00:08,253 --> 00:00:09,is to build up your spiritual powers

00:00:09,939 --> 00:00:12,through acts of kindness
and selflessness.

00:00:12,257 --> 00:00:13,God is gonna show you how to

00:00:13,876 --> 00:00:15,find the other righteous.

00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:16,Oh.

00:00:16,468 --> 00:00:18,We're not gonna do this again, right?

00:00:18,044 --> 00:00:20,I'm really glad that you're
not just passing through.

00:00:20,632 --> 00:00:23,I met the most amazing woman.

00:00:23,568 --> 00:00:25,I met an angel, Kev.

00:00:25,370 --> 00:00:26,And I don't know what to do.

00:00:26,771 --> 00:00:29,When are you gonna ask Amy out?

00:00:29,107 --> 00:00:30,We're just... friends.

00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,There is so much more there.

00:00:32,469 --> 00:00:33,She's saying you'll find a whole

00:00:33,707 --> 00:00:34,new generation of the righteous.

00:00:34,838 --> 00:00:36,I think there aren't anymore.

00:00:36,273 --> 00:00:39,I convinced 35 celestial
beings to give up paradise!

00:00:39,676 --> 00:00:41,I know where we'll find
the first righteous!

00:00:41,801 --> 00:00:42,Laos.

00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:49,I ** so glad you came back.

00:00:49,207 --> 00:00:50,And

00:00:50,505 --> 00:00:53,before anyone apologizes,

00:00:53,097 --> 00:00:54,let me just say...

00:00:55,409 --> 00:00:57,I understand why you strayed.

00:00:58,372 --> 00:01:01,I know some of you have been deceived.

00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:04,You'd been led to believe that our...

00:01:04,894 --> 00:01:07,That our path was false.

00:01:07,952 --> 00:01:11,It's a time of confusion, darkness.

00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,But now light has banished the shadows

00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,and illuminated the truth.

00:01:16,354 --> 00:01:21,Friends, meet the righteous
soul who will save the world.

00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:24,Probably.

00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,He looks...

00:01:26,124 --> 00:01:28,Weak, vapid, grotesque, even?

00:01:28,675 --> 00:01:29,Yes.

00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:33,But when this man is
awake, he is a machine.

00:01:33,346 --> 00:01:34,He is at one with the universe,

00:01:34,781 --> 00:01:37,a divining rod for righteous souls,

00:01:37,484 --> 00:01:39,waiting to be anointed.

00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:42,I was gonna say he looks
like a nice guy, but, yeah,

00:01:42,155 --> 00:01:44,I'm sure he's the stuff
you said, as well.

00:01:44,357 --> 00:01:46,You were right, Yvette.

00:01:46,693 --> 00:01:48,All this time, you were right.

00:01:48,261 --> 00:01:50,About the new righteous,
about our mission...

00:01:50,797 --> 00:01:52,About everything!

00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:54,Yes, I really was!

00:01:55,602 --> 00:01:57,Yes, Wayne.

00:01:57,971 --> 00:01:59,May we touch him?

00:02:01,975 --> 00:02:04,Oh, well, what could it hurt?

00:02:04,177 --> 00:02:06,Get in there, get in there!
See what it is!

00:02:07,781 --> 00:02:09,Yeah.

00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:13,I love you, too, Nanna.

00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,Congratulations, Kevin.

00:02:22,695 --> 00:02:24,You're a legend.

00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:30,- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

00:02:30,537 --> 00:02:31,Reese, you're gonna be late!

00:02:31,971 --> 00:02:33,Two minutes!

00:02:33,673 --> 00:02:35,Good morning!

00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:37,Um, my wake-up call was
a bunch of strangers

00:02:37,844 --> 00:02:40,sticking their fingers in
my mouth, so bad morning.

00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,I apologize for my colleagues.

00:02:42,682 --> 00:02:44,They're just... They're just excited.

00:02:44,551 --> 00:02:46,Our success has really energized them.

00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:48,But no worries. They're gone now.

00:02:48,555 --> 00:02:51,Good. Reese, we g***t to go!

00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:53,Feels good, doesn't it?

00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:54,- Hmm?
- To have a clear path,

00:02:54,727 --> 00:02:57,to understand what
we're working towards.

00:02:57,397 --> 00:02:59,As long as we stay focused,

00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,I think our job is
just gonna get easier.

00:03:01,768 --> 00:03:04,Well, right now, my focus is

00:03:04,216 --> 00:03:06,getting my niece to school.

00:03:06,773 --> 00:03:08,Reese!

00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:10,Come on!

00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,Okay.

00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:12,Gosh.

00:03:15,682 --> 00:03:17,Are you kidding me?

00:03:20,564 --> 00:03:22,This isn't my key.

00:03:22,222 --> 00:03:24,What does it unlock?

00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:26,Stay focused.

00:03:26,626 --> 00:03:28,You know what to do.

00:03:37,604 --> 00:03:39,Doing your homework
on the way to school.

00:03:39,873 --> 00:03:42,- Classic move.
- Shut up. I'm almost done.

00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:44,14, 27, 9, 54...

00:03:44,744 --> 00:03:46,Shut up, please!

00:03:46,045 --> 00:03:49,- Morning, you two.
- Good morning, Ms. Allen.

00:03:49,215 --> 00:03:50,Done! I hate you.

00:03:50,950 --> 00:03:52,Oh, good. I hate you, too.

00:03:52,452 --> 00:03:55,Um, you know, I'm actually
glad that I ran into you,

00:03:55,223 --> 00:03:58,because I have something for you.

00:03:58,258 --> 00:04:00,It's silly, and, you know, I don't e...

00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:02,I don't even know if you
remember, but, um...

00:04:03,663 --> 00:04:05,Oh, my God.

00:04:05,665 --> 00:04:07,- Is this today?
- Yeah.

00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,Wow!

00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:10,What's today?

00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,It's National Bird Day.

00:04:12,679 --> 00:04:13,Okay.

00:04:13,773 --> 00:04:15,When your uncle and I
were in high school,

00:04:15,975 --> 00:04:18,we used to celebrate National Bird Day

00:04:18,278 --> 00:04:21,as a way to combat post-holiday ennui.

00:04:21,614 --> 00:04:23,Oh, my God. That's so crazy.

00:04:23,483 --> 00:04:24,Where did this come from?

00:04:24,617 --> 00:04:26,You remembered?

00:04:27,277 --> 00:04:28,Aww.

00:04:28,454 --> 00:04:30,You guys are so weird.

00:04:31,791 --> 00:04:33,I know, right?

00:04:33,493 --> 00:04:35,Hey, Reese!

00:04:35,695 --> 00:04:38,Reese is getting tight
with the drama kids.

00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:41,I'm glad she's finding her place again.

00:04:41,267 --> 00:04:42,- Hmm.
- I think having you here

00:04:42,802 --> 00:04:44,has been a really...

00:04:44,978 --> 00:04:46,A really positive influence on her.

00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,I should, um...

00:04:51,344 --> 00:04:52,- Go?
- Yeah.

00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:53,All right.

00:04:53,513 --> 00:04:54,- Happy National Bird Day.
- Happy National...

00:04:54,714 --> 00:04:55,- Oh.
- Bye.

00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:04,Oh! Whoo!

00:05:04,991 --> 00:05:06,I love this song.

00:05:06,192 --> 00:05:07,Uh, no.

00:05:07,627 --> 00:05:09,♪ I wonder where you are ♪

00:05:09,729 --> 00:05:11,♪ How much I care ♪

00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:13,- Will you stop doing that?
- It's not me.

00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:14,Fine.

00:05:14,867 --> 00:05:15,No music today.

00:05:18,037 --> 00:05:20,I think the Universe
likes this song, too.

00:05:21,307 --> 00:05:24,♪ Tell me how to win your heart ♪

00:05:24,244 --> 00:05:26,♪ For I haven't g***t ♪

00:05:26,846 --> 00:05:29,Morning. We have a new
student starting today.

00:05:29,482 --> 00:05:31,This is Jessica, from Seattle.

00:05:31,884 --> 00:05:33,Can you all give her a
warm La Salle welcome?

00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:39,That was truly, truly inspiring.

00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:43,Now, Jessica's student
buddy is out sick today.

00:05:43,479 --> 00:05:44,Would anyone like to volunteer

00:05:44,831 --> 00:05:47,to act as Jessica's substitute buddy?

00:05:49,902 --> 00:05:52,Guys, come on. You're bumming me out.

00:05:52,038 --> 00:05:54,It's cool. Um, I'll figure it out.

00:06:06,252 --> 00:06:07,I have been dreaming of

00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,these since we were in Laos.

00:06:09,589 --> 00:06:12,Well, you deserve to treat yourself,

00:06:12,225 --> 00:06:15,because we have been killin' it!

00:06:17,397 --> 00:06:19,Ooh, sweet cinder block.

00:06:19,365 --> 00:06:20,Oh. Thanks.

00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,So, I found this Canadian website

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