Art.Detectives.S01E04.Noble.Rot.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.H264-RAWR Subtitles

00:00:15,429 --> 00:00:18,Welcome, distinguished guests,

00:00:18,259 --> 00:00:21,to this afternoon's
wine tasting.

00:00:22,781 --> 00:00:24,Just you wait, Ryan.

00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:27,I've g***t a rather
special surprise for you.

00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:30,Ladies and gentlemen,

00:00:30,478 --> 00:00:33,le champagne

00:00:33,481 --> 00:00:37,using a technique from
the Napoleonic era.

00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:41,Mm.

00:00:41,420 --> 00:00:44,Who needs a corkscrew?

00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:46,-Oh!
-Oh, Bravo!

00:00:48,289 --> 00:00:50,Don't get on the
wrong side of Amelie,

00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:58,This remarkable vintage
is a time capsule.

00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:02,A taste... of 1962.

00:01:02,924 --> 00:01:05,I hope not. I was
at boarding school.

00:01:05,789 --> 00:01:07,Let's sit.

00:01:10,553 --> 00:01:14,Mm. Extraordinary.

00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:18,Mm. It's rich, it's creamy.

00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,It's like being
seduced by a trifle.

00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,Thoughts?

00:01:24,636 --> 00:01:27,Ah, a strong
response to my left.

00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,What are you getting, Tara?

00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:32,I don't want to be
rude, but, like...

00:01:32,713 --> 00:01:34,burnt toast.

00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:36,I think that means you're
having a stroke, love.

00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:39,That's what's called
an empyreumatic note.

00:01:39,237 --> 00:01:41,Dances on the tongue.

00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:44,Ooh. I like the idea of
something dancing on the tongue.

00:01:44,449 --> 00:01:45,Eh, Bex?

00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:47,Ryan.

00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:51,It's not a patch on the '65.

00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:53,You don't need to
tell me, Sir Clifford.

00:01:53,492 --> 00:01:54,I sold it to you.

00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:57,Hey. Tara Mae moment?

00:02:01,431 --> 00:02:02,I would think twice
before posting that.

00:02:02,984 --> 00:02:04,Don't tell me what to do.

00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,It's not really on brand, is it?

00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:08,It's only true if it's
on socials, right?

00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,Please let me take
one off the table.

00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:12,Offline use only.

00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:18,Ready, everyone.

00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,Cheers.

00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:22,Magnifique.

00:02:25,006 --> 00:02:28,What a wonderful afternoon.

00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:33,Amelie.

00:02:33,843 --> 00:02:37,Of course, you're here to secure

00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:41,a unique investment opportunity.

00:02:41,678 --> 00:02:43,A rare vintage

00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:49,of 1934 Chateau Moreau-Lapis,

00:02:49,617 --> 00:02:51,still within its
drinking window.

00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,But, of course, Monsieur,

00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:57,we will need the
port tongs for this.

00:02:57,073 --> 00:02:59,Amelie, my brilliant
sommelier, is quite right,

00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,ladies and gentlemen.

00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:04,If we were to use the
conventional method,

00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:07,there's always a risk
with a wine as old as this

00:03:07,739 --> 00:03:09,of the cork disintegrating.

00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:17,Plan B... fire and ice.

00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,Mm.

00:03:22,547 --> 00:03:24,Ah!
-Marvelous.

00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:28,-Gosh.
-The heat of the tongs

00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:32,and the gentlest
brush of iced water

00:03:32,281 --> 00:03:34,deliver a clean break.

00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,Now, ladies and gentlemen,

00:03:41,531 --> 00:03:46,we travel back in time to 1934.

00:03:52,611 --> 00:03:55,Volatile phenols.

00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:58,Oak lactones.

00:03:58,755 --> 00:04:02,And now... the ultimate test.

00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,Ooh la la.

00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,Formidable.

00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:22,Mm.

00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:28,Wow. That is...

00:04:28,613 --> 00:04:30,banging.

00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:34,Granite, violets, blood.

00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:39,One can taste the sun, the sand.

00:04:39,106 --> 00:04:41,-Like it, Ry?
-Mm. Delicious.

00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:44,Take it easy, yeah? You want
to stain your nice shoes.

00:04:44,353 --> 00:04:46,Over the next five years,

00:04:46,562 --> 00:04:50,this wine is likely
to appreciate in value

00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,by 200%,

00:04:54,121 --> 00:04:57,making it a more reliable
investment than the stock market

00:04:57,676 --> 00:04:59,and even property.

00:04:59,989 --> 00:05:04,And if...

00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:06,Oh.

00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:10,Someone's drank too much.

00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:13,Raymond, are you
all right, old boy?

00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,Give him some air.

00:05:14,486 --> 00:05:15,God's sake, get out of the way!

00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:16,Where do you want me to go?

00:05:16,868 --> 00:05:18,-Ray?
-Raymond? Okay?

00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:20,-Raymond?
-Okay. Okay.

00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:24,-Oh.
-Bloody hell!

00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:26,For God's sake,

00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,somebody call an ambulance!
-Done.

00:05:28,017 --> 00:05:31,-Do something!
-What you want me to do?!

00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:33,Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey. It's okay.

00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,It's okay. Please.

00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:37,Oh, God! Oh, God. Ray?

00:06:35,498 --> 00:06:38,Tell me again why we're
investigating a wine tasting.

00:06:38,708 --> 00:06:41,Sir Clifford Renwick,
former Minister of Justice,

00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:44,now snoozing his days away
in the House of Lords,

00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:46,not happy being present
at the unexpected death

00:06:46,854 --> 00:06:49,of Raymond Bettane.

00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:52,So he's pulled a few strings,
and we g***t the short straw.

00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,String. Whatever.

00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:56,Anyway, he wants us
to keep it all quiet.

00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:58,I know Raymond Bettane, don't I?

00:06:58,901 --> 00:07:01,Guy on the telly
with the waistcoats.

00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:03,That's him.

00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:06,He's famous for his ability
to unearth rare wines.

00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:09,-Mm.
-He once found a case

00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,of Bordeaux belonging
to General de Gaulle

00:07:11,534 --> 00:07:14,in a bricked-up cellar in Paris.

00:07:14,295 --> 00:07:15,Bet that tasted rank.

00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:17,Ah, it's not for drinking.

00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:19,It's an investment.

00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:21,Once you bought it,
you keep it stored.

00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:23,So how much are we talking?

00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:27,A few years ago, a bottle
of 1945 Romanée-Conti

00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:30,sold for almost half
a million pounds.

00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:34,And I thought a caramel
cappuccino were expensive.

00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:36,Thank you.

00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:37,-Thanks.
-Thank you, sir.

00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:48,-DI Palmer.
-Finally.

00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:52,And this is DC Malik,
Heritage Crime.

00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:54,Thank you for your patience.

00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:56,We'll try to get you out
of here as soon as we can.

00:07:56,303 --> 00:07:58,So you were all present?

00:07:58,616 --> 00:08:00,-Mm-hmm.
-Oui.

00:08:00,894 --> 00:08:03,I ** Amelie Martin, Monsieur
Bettane's sommelier.

00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:07,Ryan Cooper. And
this is Tara, obvs.

00:08:07,659 --> 00:08:10,And I'm their PR, Bex Dries.

00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,Everything goes through me.

00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:14,I'll bear that in mind.

00:08:14,148 --> 00:08:17,Is this gonna take long?
Tara's g***t a vlog to get out.

00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:19,-Ry, I can't do that now.
-You'll be all right.

00:08:19,809 --> 00:08:23,Um, could you talk us
through what happened?

00:08:23,882 --> 00:08:25,I don't know what
we can tell you.

00:08:25,194 --> 00:08:26,We were all
drinking, and then...

00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:27,He keeled over.

00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:29,He was frothing at the mouth.

00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:31,-Frothing?
-Maybe it was the wine?

00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,Well, we were all right.

00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,The poor fella had
a heart attack,

00:08:34,134 --> 00:08:35,triggered some sort of seizure.

00:08:35,894 --> 00:08:37,We can't know that.

00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:38,The autopsy will establish

00:08:38,725 --> 00:08:40,whether he died
of natural causes.

00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,Can we go? I've g***t
a banging headache.

00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,And time is money and all that.

00:08:44,178 --> 00:08:46,We may need to
follow up tomorrow.

00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:49,Sure.

00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:54,-You have my number.
-Thank you.

00:08:54,672 --> 00:08:57,-Palmer. A word?
-Yes, sir. Of course.

00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,Uh, please don't touch anything.

00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:05,I'm sure you understand
discretion, eh?

00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:08,No need for my name to
come up....