Fais-moi plaisir VF Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,579 PLEASE PLEASE ME 2 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,189 What time is it? 3 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,569 10 **, darling. 4 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,390 Wake me in an hour. 5 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,010 Please... 6 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:50,829 ln one hour. 7 00:02:13,909 --> 00:02:17,349 OnIy 30% of men know this zone, yet it's the most irresistible. 8 00:02:31,189 --> 00:02:32,909 Make less noise, please! 9 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:04,050 Are you waking up? 10 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,860 - Wait... - Don't you want to? 11 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,169 l can't do a thing till l've had coffee. 12 00:03:18,479 --> 00:03:19,250 Any coffee let? 13 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:20,979 Have you looked? 14 00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:22,930 We're out. 15 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,330 l put it on the list. 16 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,830 Never mind. l'll go to the café. 17 00:04:04,199 --> 00:04:05,180 Thanks. 18 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:14,349 Not drinking it? 19 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,019 lt's too hot. 20 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,970 Want me to blow on it? 21 00:04:18,389 --> 00:04:19,649 No, it's OK. 22 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,879 - l've nearly finished! - Finish later. 23 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,360 No, l've only g***t 3 pages let. 24 00:04:45,829 --> 00:04:47,550 Please... Be nice. 25 00:05:25,439 --> 00:05:26,980 - Finished? - Yes. 26 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,610 What's wrong? 27 00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:38,660 Nothing. 28 00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:40,779 l kiss you and nothing's happening. 29 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,240 l'm sorry. It's that story. 30 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,879 The ending is awful. 31 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,639 l wasn't expecting it. 32 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,509 l can't get it out of my head. 33 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,949 Oh, no, l've been waiting for ages. 34 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:53,189 You shouldn't have told me to wait. 35 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:56,379 l didn't know the book would put me in this state. 36 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,240 lt's Saturday. You were tired all week. 37 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,990 lt's not my fault if l'm overwhelmed. 38 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,060 Sorry, l'm sensitive enough to empathise with the characters' anguish. 39 00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:08,600 l witnessed a tragedy. 40 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:09,800 A woman discovers 41 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,209 as she is dying that she was cheated on, her whole life. 42 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,560 And you expect me to be carefree! 43 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,160 Look, it's not true. It's a made-up story. 44 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,009 So? People are desperate in real life. 45 00:06:22,519 --> 00:06:23,680 That's not what l meant. 46 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,189 But you're working tonight. Tomorrow, we're seeing your grandpa. 47 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,519 This is the only time for us. 48 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,680 And every night, you say you're a morning person. 49 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,100 For once, we have a free morning... 50 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,209 But it's not possible now. 51 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:39,009 l'm in the wrong frame of mind. 52 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,959 l won't give in to the dictatorship of your urges. 53 00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:44,620 ls that how you see my loving urges? 54 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,100 Are they loving? 55 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,120 l should know, they're my urges. 56 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,470 lf you let them overcome you, you'd see. 57 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,689 l'm already overcome. 58 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,370 How can you overcome what's overcome? 59 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:01,920 What's wrong? 60 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,800 Novels have more effect on you than l do now. 61 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,110 l don't know what to do. l'm distraught. 62 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:10,670 - Wait a while. - l have! 63 00:07:11,079 --> 00:07:12,939 - Since 7 **. - 7! 64 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,120 Since Monday, in fact. 65 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:18,189 Your impatience oppresses me. 66 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,470 We're done for. We're caught in a vicious circle. 67 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,430 Why is that? 68 00:07:24,759 --> 00:07:28,449 The wait will increase my desire and that will oppress you more. 69 00:07:29,399 --> 00:07:31,329 - l see no way out. - Come here. 70 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,060 - What? - Come here. 71 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,279 May l? 72 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:47,750 My door or yours? 73 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,279 l guess it's mine. 74 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:58,379 Sorry to disturb you. l'm Grégoire Levieux. 75 00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:00,790 l'm moving in. 76 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,500 Hello. Well, goodbye. 77 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:05,269 l apologise for the disturbance that my move 78 00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:06,709 will cause. 79 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,269 - Phone. - Who is it? 80 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,399 - ''Private''. - Must be Jean-Paul. l'll call him back. 81 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,509 Well, there's no problem. 82 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,500 l'll be moving rather early. 83 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,970 - As it's Sunday... - No problem. Bye. 84 00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:21,689 l'll put him on. It's not Jean-Paul. 85 00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:23,550 Hello? 86 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,379 Yes... Hello. 87 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,470 lt's just that... 88 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,090 - l can't really talk now. - Not really! 89 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,529 But l'll... Iet you know. 90 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,129 He'll let you know! 91 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,669 Goodbye. 92 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:44,379 Who was it? 93 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,570 A woman who... 94 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:49,049 A woman! 95 00:08:49,789 --> 00:08:51,370 She just wanted some info. 96 00:08:51,789 --> 00:08:52,870 How do you know her, hon? 97 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,779 She's a woman l met... l came across... 98 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,399 l don't know... In an office, l think. 99 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,129 Do my questions bother you? 100 00:09:03,639 --> 00:09:05,179 No, not at all. 101 00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:10,379 You're not thinking about that girl l barely know? 102 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,049 Look, Jean-Jacques... 103 00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:15,289 lt's better to tell me the truth now 104 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:18,250 than for me to find it out later. 105 00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:19,929 Don't be melodramatic. 106 00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:22,950 lf l tell you the truth, you won't want to hear it. 107 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,320 How so? 108 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,889 lf l told you, you'd distort it, 109 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,919 magnify it, make it more serious than it is. 110 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,370 lt's serious? 111 00:09:31,669 --> 00:09:32,899 There! l knew it! 112 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:35,980 You're making a big thing of it, but it's insignificant. 113 00:09:36,549 --> 00:09:39,220 By saying nothing, it remained insignificant. 114 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,480 All this mystery worries me. 115 00:09:41,909 --> 00:09:43,769 l just want to protect you. 116 00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:47,139 Tell me. Please tell me. 117 00:09:47,639 --> 00:09:49,779 l'll consider it all insignificant. 118 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,559 - You won't. l know you. - l will, l swear. 119 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,279 - You swear? - Yes. 120 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:57,730 - Then, we can carry on? - Yes. 121 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,100 OK... 122 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,929 The other day, Jean-Paul and l 123 00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:06,629 were leaving work 124 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 when we met an old friend of his. 125 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,629 We go for a coffee and then... 126 00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:16,740 he tells us, since his divorce 127 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,299 he has a new girlfriend every week. 128 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,409 So, Jean-Paul asks him how he seduces a new girl every week. 129 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,330 He tells us he has perfected a technique. 130 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:30,059 Yes 131 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,159 a technique he discovered a few years ago, 132 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,490 quite by chance. 133 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:38,950 One day, 134 00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:41,950 when he was traveling, moved by the discreet charm 135 00:10:42,549 --> 00:10:44,230 of a woman sitting nearby, 136 00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:47,059 but not knowing how to talk to her, 137 00:10:47,789 --> 00:10:49,820 he decided to write her a note. 138 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:52,919 That day, 139 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,850 his hand wrote all by itself 140 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,370 and composed turns of phrase he didn't know he was capable of. 141 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,340 He came up with charming words 142 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,679 to describe the turmoil this woman stirred in him. 143 00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:13,899 And as he was finishing the note, 144 00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,610 he had a stroke of genius. 145 00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:30,409 He suggested a sort of game. 146 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:34,029 He would stand between two cars on the train 147 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,389 and wait ten...