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00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,PLEASE PLEASE ME

00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,What time is it?

00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,10 **, darling.

00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,Wake me in an hour.

00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,Please...

00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:50,ln one hour.

00:02:13,909 --> 00:02:17,OnIy 30% of men know this zone,
yet it's the most irresistible.

00:02:31,189 --> 00:02:32,Make less noise, please!

00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:04,Are you waking up?

00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,- Wait...
- Don't you want to?

00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,l can't do a thing
till l've had coffee.

00:03:18,479 --> 00:03:19,Any coffee let?

00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:20,Have you looked?

00:03:22,159 --> 00:03:22,We're out.

00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,l put it on the list.

00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,Never mind. l'll go to the café.

00:04:04,199 --> 00:04:05,Thanks.

00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:14,Not drinking it?

00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,lt's too hot.

00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,Want me to blow on it?

00:04:18,389 --> 00:04:19,No, it's OK.

00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,- l've nearly finished!
- Finish later.

00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,No, l've only g***t 3 pages let.

00:04:45,829 --> 00:04:47,Please... Be nice.

00:05:25,439 --> 00:05:26,- Finished?
- Yes.

00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,What's wrong?

00:05:37,959 --> 00:05:38,Nothing.

00:05:38,959 --> 00:05:40,l kiss you
and nothing's happening.

00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,l'm sorry. It's that story.

00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,The ending is awful.

00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,l wasn't expecting it.

00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,l can't get it out of my head.

00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,Oh, no, l've been waiting for ages.

00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:53,You shouldn't have told me to wait.

00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:56,l didn't know
the book would put me in this state.

00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,lt's Saturday.
You were tired all week.

00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,lt's not my fault
if l'm overwhelmed.

00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,Sorry, l'm sensitive enough to empathise
with the characters' anguish.

00:06:07,439 --> 00:06:08,l witnessed a tragedy.

00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:09,A woman discovers

00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,as she is dying
that she was cheated on, her whole life.

00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:15,And you expect me to be carefree!

00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,Look, it's not true.
It's a made-up story.

00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,So? People are desperate in real life.

00:06:22,519 --> 00:06:23,That's not what l meant.

00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,But you're working tonight.
Tomorrow, we're seeing your grandpa.

00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,This is the only time for us.

00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,And every night, you say
you're a morning person.

00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,For once, we have a free morning...

00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,But it's not possible now.

00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:39,l'm in the wrong frame of mind.

00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,l won't give in
to the dictatorship of your urges.

00:06:42,519 --> 00:06:44,ls that how you see my loving urges?

00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,Are they loving?

00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,l should know, they're my urges.

00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,lf you let them overcome you,
you'd see.

00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,l'm already overcome.

00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,How can you overcome what's overcome?

00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:01,What's wrong?

00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,Novels have more effect on you
than l do now.

00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,l don't know what to do.
l'm distraught.

00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:10,- Wait a while.
- l have!

00:07:11,079 --> 00:07:12,- Since 7 **.
- 7!

00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,Since Monday, in fact.

00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:18,Your impatience oppresses me.

00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:22,We're done for.
We're caught in a vicious circle.

00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,Why is that?

00:07:24,759 --> 00:07:28,The wait will increase my desire
and that will oppress you more.

00:07:29,399 --> 00:07:31,- l see no way out.
- Come here.

00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,- What?
- Come here.

00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,May l?

00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:47,My door or yours?

00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,l guess it's mine.

00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:58,Sorry to disturb you.
l'm Grégoire Levieux.

00:07:59,319 --> 00:08:00,l'm moving in.

00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,Hello. Well, goodbye.

00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:05,l apologise for the disturbance
that my move

00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:06,will cause.

00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,- Phone.
- Who is it?

00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,- ''Private''.
- Must be Jean-Paul. l'll call him back.

00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,Well, there's no problem.

00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,l'll be moving rather early.

00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,- As it's Sunday...
- No problem. Bye.

00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:21,l'll put him on.
It's not Jean-Paul.

00:08:22,639 --> 00:08:23,Hello?

00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,Yes... Hello.

00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:32,lt's just that...

00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,- l can't really talk now.
- Not really!

00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,But l'll... Iet you know.

00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,He'll let you know!

00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,Goodbye.

00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:44,Who was it?

00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,A woman who...

00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:49,A woman!

00:08:49,789 --> 00:08:51,She just wanted some info.

00:08:51,789 --> 00:08:52,How do you know her, hon?

00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,She's a woman l met...
l came across...

00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,l don't know...
In an office, l think.

00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,Do my questions bother you?

00:09:03,639 --> 00:09:05,No, not at all.

00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:10,You're not thinking about that girl
l barely know?

00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,Look, Jean-Jacques...

00:09:13,399 --> 00:09:15,lt's better to tell me the truth now

00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:18,than for me to find it out later.

00:09:18,879 --> 00:09:19,Don't be melodramatic.

00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:22,lf l tell you the truth,
you won't want to hear it.

00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,How so?

00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,lf l told you, you'd distort it,

00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,magnify it,
make it more serious than it is.

00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,lt's serious?

00:09:31,669 --> 00:09:32,There! l knew it!

00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:35,You're making a big thing of it,
but it's insignificant.

00:09:36,549 --> 00:09:39,By saying nothing,
it remained insignificant.

00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,All this mystery worries me.

00:09:41,909 --> 00:09:43,l just want to protect you.

00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:47,Tell me. Please tell me.

00:09:47,639 --> 00:09:49,l'll consider it all insignificant.

00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:52,- You won't. l know you.
- l will, l swear.

00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,- You swear?
- Yes.

00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:57,- Then, we can carry on?
- Yes.

00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,OK...

00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,The other day, Jean-Paul and l

00:10:05,399 --> 00:10:06,were leaving work

00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,when we met an old friend of his.

00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,We go for a coffee and then...

00:10:15,159 --> 00:10:16,he tells us, since his divorce

00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,he has a new girlfriend every week.

00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,So, Jean-Paul asks him
how he seduces a new girl every week.

00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,He tells us
he has perfected a technique.

00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:30,Yes

00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:33,a technique he discovered
a few years ago,

00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,quite by chance.

00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:38,One day,

00:10:39,279 --> 00:10:41,when he was traveling,
moved by the discreet charm

00:10:42,549 --> 00:10:44,of a woman sitting nearby,

00:10:44,669 --> 00:10:47,but not knowing how to talk to her,

00:10:47,789 --> 00:10:49,he decided to write her a note.

00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:52,That day,

00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,his hand wrote all by itself

00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:58,and composed turns of phrase
he didn't know he was capable of.

00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,He came up with charming words

00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,to describe the turmoil
this woman stirred in him.

00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:13,And as he was finishing the note,

00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,he had a stroke of genius.

00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:30,He suggested a sort of game.

00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:34,He would stand
between two cars on the train

00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,and wait ten...