Monster Family 2 Subtitles

At 00:01:07,080, Character said: Wakey, wakey, Count Dracula.
It's time to rise and shine!

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At 00:01:20,040, Character said: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

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At 00:01:29,320, Character said: How dare you break into my castle!

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At 00:01:32,720, Character said: Hi, everyone. I'm Max.

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At 00:01:36,400, Character said: Hey, bat-breath,

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At 00:01:38,440, Character said: you've g***t the camera
the wrong way round!

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At 00:01:41,160, Character said: Point it at me!

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At 00:01:45,040, Character said: No! Not at my tummy!

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At 00:01:51,040, Character said: And definitely not at my butt!

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At 00:01:55,760, Character said: Today we are experimenting with...

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At 00:02:00,360, Character said: ..with this!

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At 00:02:04,920, Character said: The magical amulet of Baba Yaga.

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At 00:02:07,160, Character said: It bestows magical powers
to whoever holds it.

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At 00:02:10,840, Character said: I ** totally not supposed
to have this.

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At 00:02:13,480, Character said: I snagged it when
she wasn't looking, but it's OK.

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At 00:02:16,440, Character said: She's a good witch now.
We all hang out together.

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At 00:02:19,800, Character said: OK, so there was that time that
she did turn us into monsters.

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At 00:02:24,160, Character said: And we fought Count Dracula.

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At 00:02:26,200, Character said: Don't worry,
he's not coming back any time soon.

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At 00:02:29,120, Character said: We trapped him in his castle
so he can't escape.

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At 00:02:32,560, Character said: And to be honest,
it was actually pretty cool

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At 00:02:35,400, Character said: being a super strong werewolf!

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At 00:02:37,480, Character said: I loved it.

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At 00:02:39,520, Character said: But...the curse only works
when my family is unhappy.

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At 00:02:42,560, Character said: And we're all happy again now...
apparently.

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At 00:02:47,360, Character said: So...back to the magical amulet.

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At 00:02:50,160, Character said: Imagine, if you will...

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At 00:02:53,080, Character said: ..the marriage of magic and science.

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At 00:02:56,080, Character said: I can make the world a better place

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At 00:02:58,160, Character said: just like my heroes, the Starrs!

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At 00:03:01,160, Character said: We'll make the world
a better place!

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At 00:03:03,680, Character said: Ha.

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At 00:03:05,320, Character said: This is outrageous! Who are you?!

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At 00:03:07,920, Character said: My name is Mila. Mila Starr.

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At 00:03:10,240, Character said: And we have some tests to do.

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At 00:03:12,280, Character said: Tests?

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At 00:03:14,880, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:03:17,040, Character said: OK, what smells gross?
What are you doing?

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At 00:03:20,760, Character said: Thought so. You've g***t a cavity.

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At 00:03:23,920, Character said: Third molar, top right.
I...I mean left.

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At 00:03:26,200, Character said: I knew it! It's been
hurting me for decades.

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At 00:03:31,000, Character said: When was the last time you flossed?
Er...

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At 00:03:33,320, Character said: 1307.

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At 00:03:36,160, Character said: Dental hygiene, inadequate.

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At 00:03:38,280, Character said: You dare to insult Count Dracula,
the Prince of Darkness?!

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At 00:03:41,680, Character said: You shall pay dearly for this!

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At 00:03:43,840, Character said: I don't think so, Your Highness.

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At 00:03:48,960, Character said: Just sit back...

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At 00:03:51,960, Character said: ..and relax.

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At 00:04:13,720, Character said: Hmm, that one was still OK.

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At 00:04:17,840, Character said: OK, experiment number one. Er...

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At 00:04:20,800, Character said: What is that smell?

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At 00:04:24,360, Character said: That can't be me,
I just showered three days ago!

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At 00:04:29,600, Character said: Change of plan.
New experiment number one.

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At 00:04:33,520, Character said: Magical everlasting deodorant!

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At 00:04:36,480, Character said: By night, by day,
send foul odours away!

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At 00:04:50,880, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:04:53,000, Character said: Yes, yes, yes! No, no, no!

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At 00:05:06,000, Character said: Mum, Dad. I've caught Dracula!

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At 00:05:09,360, Character said: Of course you have! You are the best
daughter in the world, Mila.

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At 00:05:13,400, Character said: You're the very best.

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At 00:05:15,440, Character said: So, what's my next mission?

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At 00:05:18,120, Character said: Capture this witch.

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At 00:05:21,880, Character said: Experiment number 27.

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At 00:05:24,160, Character said: I will transform a bat
into a handsome prince!

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At 00:05:28,160, Character said: By day, by night,
create regal might!

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At 00:05:34,240, Character said: It's working! Yes, it's working!

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At 00:05:36,560, Character said: It's... Whoops.

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At 00:05:40,480, Character said: Sorry.
Oh, a message.

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At 00:05:43,440, Character said: School group chat.

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At 00:05:46,280, Character said: Someone's hacked my account
and uploaded my dance video!

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At 00:05:57,800, Character said: It's OK. Maybe no-one will see...

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At 00:06:01,640, Character said: ..it.

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At 00:06:03,880, Character said: Dancing? At school? You've g***t
to stop being such an easy target.

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At 00:06:07,760, Character said: I was practising!
For what?

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At 00:06:10,640, Character said: Dancing with dorks?

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At 00:06:12,720, Character said: I can't believe you've
embarrassed me like this.

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At 00:06:15,120, Character said: How ** I supposed to show
my face in school tomorrow?

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At 00:06:17,600, Character said: What do you care? I thought
you were dropping out of school?

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At 00:06:20,720, Character said: That was supposed to be
a secret! And I haven't decided yet.

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At 00:06:24,840, Character said: Well, I think you should.

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At 00:06:26,880, Character said: They'd have to invent
a whole new alphabet

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At 00:06:29,320, Character said: for your grades to get any lower.

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At 00:06:31,760, Character said: I g***t a C in home ec!

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At 00:06:41,640, Character said: Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt
your argument,

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At 00:06:44,360, Character said: but we do have a wedding to go to.

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At 00:06:46,400, Character said: Tell that to Max!
He isn't even ready yet!

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At 00:06:49,840, Character said: The wedding is today?!
I'll be two minutes.

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At 00:06:53,680, Character said: Remember the time we nearly died
fighting that evil vampire?

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At 00:06:57,120, Character said: Er... Yeah.

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At 00:06:59,160, Character said: Sometimes, I miss that.

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At 00:07:01,400, Character said: Hmm. What is taking them so long?

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At 00:07:07,600, Character said: Don't weddings make you
feel romantic?

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At 00:07:09,720, Character said: Not when we're late for them.

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At 00:07:19,280, Character said: Ugh, don't hug me in public.

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At 00:07:32,920, Character said: ♪Le Freak

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At 00:07:48,400, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:08:33,400, Character said: Come on, Max.

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At 00:08:37,480, Character said: Max Wishbone,
get into this car right...

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At 00:08:44,040, Character said: ♪ Come on, dig it! ♪

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At 00:08:59,040, Character said: Uh... Come on, Dad, we're late.
What are you waiting for?

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At 00:09:28,840, Character said: I love a wedding, don't you?!

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At 00:09:40,200, Character said: Fay, you hardly say two words
these days. Are you OK?

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At 00:09:43,760, Character said: Of course. Oh, apart from the fact

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At 00:09:45,920, Character said: that I have absolutely no fu...
..ture!

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At 00:09:50,720, Character said: Why would you say that, sweetheart?

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At 00:09:52,560, Character said: You really don't know, do you?

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At 00:09:54,600, Character said: Fay's dropping out of school.
What?!
- What?!

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At 00:09:57,480, Character said: Max!
Fay?!

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At 00:09:59,520, Character said: I'm not! At least,
I don't... I don't think I **.

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At 00:10:02,200, Character said: You are not quitting school!

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At 00:10:04,280, Character said: Out of the way! I'm driving here!

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At 00:10:06,800, Character said: OK, let's go.

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At 00:10:16,400, Character said: I'm no good at anything!

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At 00:10:20,400, Character said: I'm flunking everything,
and you'd know that

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At 00:10:22,920, Character said: if you paid any attention to me!

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At 00:10:25,080, Character said: But we do pay attenti...

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At 00:10:28,600, Character said: Everyone in my class
is good at something.

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At 00:10:31,600, Character said: Ashley is a runner, Jenny won
Young Journalist of the Year.

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At 00:10:34,520, Character said: This is Taylor, she's 16,
and she's going to medical school.

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At 00:10:38,880, Character said: And do you know why that is?
She's really good at science stuff?

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At 00:10:42,920, Character said: Her parents support her! All of
my friends' parents support them.

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At 00:10:47,040, Character said: We do support you.
Oh, really?!

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At 00:10:49,800, Character said: I was in a play last week...

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At 00:10:52,240, Character said: and none of you came to see it.

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At 00:10:55,440, Character said: I g***t held up at the book shop.
I had a meeting.

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At 00:10:57,880, Character said: You were playing a sheep.

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At 00:10:59,760, Character said: And not even the main one.

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At 00:11:04,840, Character said: We're always here, Fay.

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At 00:11:06,880, Character said: We just don't feel the need to be
like those parents who watch

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At 00:11:09,600, Character said: their kids' every move. We trust you
to make your own decisions.

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At 00:11:12,560, Character said: And there is something
- you're really good at.
- Really?!

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At 00:11:15,680, Character said: What?
Staring at your phone.

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At 00:11:18,240, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:11:20,280, Character said: Did you know that smartphones
are covered in

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At 00:11:22,400, Character said: 18 times more germs than a toilet
- seat?
- Eat this, then!

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At 00:11:26,400, Character said: What's this you're sending me, Fay?

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At 00:11:32,360, Character said: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You just look so funny.

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At 00:11:39,720, Character said: No-one laughed at me
when I was a werewolf.

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At 00:11:45,600, Character said: I told you we'd make it on time.

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At 00:11:49,560, Character said: Come on, disco king.

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At 00:11:52,760, Character said: Um... Didn't you used to be a frog?

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At 00:12:05,400, Character said: What's up?
Those are girls from my school.

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