Monster.Family.2 Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,560 Wakey, wakey, Count Dracula. It's time to rise and shine! 2 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,040 Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! 3 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,720 How dare you break into my castle! 4 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,720 Hi, everyone. I'm Max. 5 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,400 Hey, bat-breath, 6 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,120 you've g***t the camera the wrong way round! 7 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:45,000 Point it at me! 8 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,520 No! Not at my tummy! 9 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,760 And definitely not at my butt! 10 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,200 Today we are experimenting with... 11 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,720 ..with this! 12 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,120 The magical amulet of Baba Yaga. 13 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,800 It bestows magical powers to whoever holds it. 14 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,440 I ** totally not supposed to have this. 15 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,400 I snagged it when she wasn't looking, but it's OK. 16 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,760 She's a good witch now. We all hang out together. 17 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:24,120 OK, so there was that time that she did turn us into monsters. 18 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,160 And we fought Count Dracula. 19 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,080 Don't worry, he's not coming back any time soon. 20 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,520 We trapped him in his castle so he can't escape. 21 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,360 And to be honest, it was actually pretty cool 22 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,440 being a super strong werewolf! 23 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,480 I loved it. 24 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,520 But...the curse only works when my family is unhappy. 25 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:47,320 And we're all happy again now... apparently. 26 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,120 So...back to the magical amulet. 27 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,040 Imagine, if you will... 28 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,040 ..the marriage of magic and science. 29 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,120 I can make the world a better place 30 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,120 just like my heroes, the Starrs! 31 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,640 We'll make the world a better place! 32 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,280 Ha. 33 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,880 This is outrageous! Who are you?! 34 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,200 My name is Mila. Mila Starr. 35 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,240 And we have some tests to do. 36 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,840 Tests? 37 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,000 Hmm. 38 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,720 OK, what smells gross? What are you doing? 39 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,880 Thought so. You've g***t a cavity. 40 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,160 Third molar, top right. I...I mean left. 41 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,880 I knew it! It's been hurting me for decades. 42 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,280 When was the last time you flossed? Er... 43 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,120 1307. 44 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,240 Dental hygiene, inadequate. 45 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,640 You dare to insult Count Dracula, the Prince of Darkness?! 46 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,800 You shall pay dearly for this! 47 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,800 I don't think so, Your Highness. 48 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,960 Just sit back... 49 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,600 ..and relax. 50 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,600 Hmm, that one was still OK. 51 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,760 OK, experiment number one. Er... 52 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,360 What is that smell? 53 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,360 That can't be me, I just showered three days ago! 54 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,480 Change of plan. New experiment number one. 55 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,440 Magical everlasting deodorant! 56 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:42,480 By night, by day, send foul odours away! 57 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,960 Ow! 58 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,360 Yes, yes, yes! No, no, no! 59 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,320 Mum, Dad. I've caught Dracula! 60 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,360 Of course you have! You are the best daughter in the world, Mila. 61 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,400 You're the very best. 62 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,080 So, what's my next mission? 63 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,120 Capture this witch. 64 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,120 Experiment number 27. 65 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,120 I will transform a bat into a handsome prince! 66 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,800 By day, by night, create regal might! 67 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,520 It's working! Yes, it's working! 68 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,560 It's... Whoops. 69 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,400 Sorry. Oh, a message. 70 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,240 School group chat. 71 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:50,400 Someone's hacked my account and uploaded my dance video! 72 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,560 It's OK. Maybe no-one will see... 73 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,840 ..it. 74 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,720 Dancing? At school? You've g***t to stop being such an easy target. 75 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,600 I was practising! For what? 76 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,680 Dancing with dorks? 77 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,080 I can't believe you've embarrassed me like this. 78 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,560 How ** I supposed to show my face in school tomorrow? 79 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,680 What do you care? I thought you were dropping out of school? 80 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:24,800 That was supposed to be a secret! And I haven't decided yet. 81 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,840 Well, I think you should. 82 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,280 They'd have to invent a whole new alphabet 83 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,720 for your grades to get any lower. 84 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,120 I g***t a C in home ec! 85 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,320 Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt your argument, 86 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,360 but we do have a wedding to go to. 87 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,800 Tell that to Max! He isn't even ready yet! 88 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,600 The wedding is today?! I'll be two minutes. 89 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,080 Remember the time we nearly died fighting that evil vampire? 90 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,120 Er... Yeah. 91 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,360 Sometimes, I miss that. 92 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,400 Hmm. What is taking them so long? 93 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,680 Don't weddings make you feel romantic? 94 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,520 Not when we're late for them. 95 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,840 Ugh, don't hug me in public. 96 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,320 ♪Le Freak 97 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,600 Huh? 98 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,400 Come on, Max. 99 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,880 Max Wishbone, get into this car right... 100 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,040 ♪ Come on, dig it! ♪ 101 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:03,440 Uh... Come on, Dad, we're late. What are you waiting for? 102 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,640 I love a wedding, don't you?! 103 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,720 Fay, you hardly say two words these days. Are you OK? 104 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,880 Of course. Oh, apart from the fact 105 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,960 that I have absolutely no fu... ..ture! 106 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,520 Why would you say that, sweetheart? 107 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,560 You really don't know, do you? 108 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,440 Fay's dropping out of school. What?! - What?! 109 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,480 Max! Fay?! 110 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,160 I'm not! At least, I don't... I don't think I **. 111 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,240 You are not quitting school! 112 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,760 Out of the way! I'm driving here! 113 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,240 OK, let's go. 114 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:20,360 I'm no good at anything! 115 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,880 I'm flunking everything, and you'd know that 116 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,040 if you paid any attention to me! 117 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,360 But we do pay attenti... 118 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,560 Everyone in my class is good at something. 119 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,480 Ashley is a runner, Jenny won Young Journalist of the Year. 120 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:38,840 This is Taylor, she's 16, and she's going to medical school. 121 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,880 And do you know why that is? She's really good at science stuff? 122 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:47,000 Her parents support her! All of my friends' parents support them. 123 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,760 We do support you. Oh, really?! 124 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,200 I was in a play last week... 125 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,240 and none of you came to see it. 126 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,840 I g***t held up at the book shop. I had a meeting. 127 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,720 You were playing a sheep. 128 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,760 And not even the main one. 129 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,840 We're always here, Fay. 130 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,560 We just don't feel the need to be like those parents who watch 131 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,520 their kids' every move. We trust you to make your own decisions. 132 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,640 And there is something - you're really good at. - Really?! 133 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,200 What? Staring at your phone. 134 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,240 Ow! 135 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,360 Did you know that smartphones are covered in 136 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,360 18 times more germs than a toilet - seat? - Eat this, then! 137 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,360 What's this you're sending me, Fay? 138 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,800 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You just look so funny. 139 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,160 No-one laughed at me when I was a werewolf. 140 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,640 I told you we'd make it on time. 141 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,720 Come on, disco king. 142 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,120 Um... Didn't you used to be a frog? 143 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,680 What's up? Those are girls from my school. 144 00:12:08,720 -->...