Monster.Family.2 Subtitles

00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,Wakey, wakey, Count Dracula.
It's time to rise and shine!

00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,How dare you break into my castle!

00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,Hi, everyone. I'm Max.

00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,Hey, bat-breath,

00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,you've g***t the camera
the wrong way round!

00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:45,Point it at me!

00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,No! Not at my tummy!

00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,And definitely not at my butt!

00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,Today we are experimenting with...

00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,..with this!

00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,The magical amulet of Baba Yaga.

00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,It bestows magical powers
to whoever holds it.

00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,I ** totally not supposed
to have this.

00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,I snagged it when
she wasn't looking, but it's OK.

00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,She's a good witch now.
We all hang out together.

00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:24,OK, so there was that time that
she did turn us into monsters.

00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,And we fought Count Dracula.

00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,Don't worry,
he's not coming back any time soon.

00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,We trapped him in his castle
so he can't escape.

00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,And to be honest,
it was actually pretty cool

00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,being a super strong werewolf!

00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,I loved it.

00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,But...the curse only works
when my family is unhappy.

00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:47,And we're all happy again now...
apparently.

00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,So...back to the magical amulet.

00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,Imagine, if you will...

00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,..the marriage of magic and science.

00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,I can make the world a better place

00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,just like my heroes, the Starrs!

00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,We'll make the world
a better place!

00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,Ha.

00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,This is outrageous! Who are you?!

00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,My name is Mila. Mila Starr.

00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,And we have some tests to do.

00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,Tests?

00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,Hmm.

00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,OK, what smells gross?
What are you doing?

00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,Thought so. You've g***t a cavity.

00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,Third molar, top right.
I...I mean left.

00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,I knew it! It's been
hurting me for decades.

00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,When was the last time you flossed?
Er...

00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,1307.

00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,Dental hygiene, inadequate.

00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,You dare to insult Count Dracula,
the Prince of Darkness?!

00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,You shall pay dearly for this!

00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,I don't think so, Your Highness.

00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,Just sit back...

00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,..and relax.

00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,Hmm, that one was still OK.

00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,OK, experiment number one. Er...

00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,What is that smell?

00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,That can't be me,
I just showered three days ago!

00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,Change of plan.
New experiment number one.

00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,Magical everlasting deodorant!

00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:42,By night, by day,
send foul odours away!

00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,Ow!

00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,Yes, yes, yes! No, no, no!

00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,Mum, Dad. I've caught Dracula!

00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,Of course you have! You are the best
daughter in the world, Mila.

00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,You're the very best.

00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,So, what's my next mission?

00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,Capture this witch.

00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,Experiment number 27.

00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,I will transform a bat
into a handsome prince!

00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,By day, by night,
create regal might!

00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,It's working! Yes, it's working!

00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,It's... Whoops.

00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,Sorry.
Oh, a message.

00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,School group chat.

00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:50,Someone's hacked my account
and uploaded my dance video!

00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,It's OK. Maybe no-one will see...

00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,..it.

00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,Dancing? At school? You've g***t
to stop being such an easy target.

00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,I was practising!
For what?

00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,Dancing with dorks?

00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,I can't believe you've
embarrassed me like this.

00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,How ** I supposed to show
my face in school tomorrow?

00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,What do you care? I thought
you were dropping out of school?

00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:24,That was supposed to be
a secret! And I haven't decided yet.

00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,Well, I think you should.

00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,They'd have to invent
a whole new alphabet

00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,for your grades to get any lower.

00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,I g***t a C in home ec!

00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,Guys, I'm sorry to interrupt
your argument,

00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,but we do have a wedding to go to.

00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,Tell that to Max!
He isn't even ready yet!

00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,The wedding is today?!
I'll be two minutes.

00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,Remember the time we nearly died
fighting that evil vampire?

00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,Er... Yeah.

00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,Sometimes, I miss that.

00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,Hmm. What is taking them so long?

00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,Don't weddings make you
feel romantic?

00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,Not when we're late for them.

00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,Ugh, don't hug me in public.

00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,♪Le Freak

00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,Huh?

00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,Come on, Max.

00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,Max Wishbone,
get into this car right...

00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,♪ Come on, dig it! ♪

00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:03,Uh... Come on, Dad, we're late.
What are you waiting for?

00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,I love a wedding, don't you?!

00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,Fay, you hardly say two words
these days. Are you OK?

00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,Of course. Oh, apart from the fact

00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,that I have absolutely no fu...
..ture!

00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,Why would you say that, sweetheart?

00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,You really don't know, do you?

00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,Fay's dropping out of school.
What?!
- What?!

00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,Max!
Fay?!

00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,I'm not! At least,
I don't... I don't think I **.

00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,You are not quitting school!

00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,Out of the way! I'm driving here!

00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,OK, let's go.

00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:20,I'm no good at anything!

00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,I'm flunking everything,
and you'd know that

00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,if you paid any attention to me!

00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,But we do pay attenti...

00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,Everyone in my class
is good at something.

00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,Ashley is a runner, Jenny won
Young Journalist of the Year.

00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:38,This is Taylor, she's 16,
and she's going to medical school.

00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,And do you know why that is?
She's really good at science stuff?

00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:47,Her parents support her! All of
my friends' parents support them.

00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,We do support you.
Oh, really?!

00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,I was in a play last week...

00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,and none of you came to see it.

00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,I g***t held up at the book shop.
I had a meeting.

00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,You were playing a sheep.

00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,And not even the main one.

00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,We're always here, Fay.

00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,We just don't feel the need to be
like those parents who watch

00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,their kids' every move. We trust you
to make your own decisions.

00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,And there is something
- you're really good at.
- Really?!

00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,What?
Staring at your phone.

00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,Ow!

00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,Did you know that smartphones
are covered in

00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,18 times more germs than a toilet
- seat?
- Eat this, then!

00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,What's this you're sending me, Fay?

00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You just look so funny.

00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,No-one laughed at me
when I was a werewolf.

00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,I told you we'd make it on time.

00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,Come on, disco king.

00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:56,Um... Didn't you used to be a frog?

00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:08,What's up?
Those are girls from my school.

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