The Bad Guys Haunted Heist Nf (2024) Subtitles

At 00:00:25,316, Character said: Long before
The Bad Guys terrified the city,

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At 00:00:28,445, Character said: hacking,

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At 00:00:30,447, Character said: disguising,

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At 00:00:32,449, Character said: lockpicking,

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At 00:00:34,075, Character said: and fighting our way
to the top of the crime world...

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At 00:00:38,997, Character said: ...there lived a maniacal,
legendary, fiend of a crook.

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At 00:00:43,043, Character said: His name was Reginald E. Scary,

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At 00:00:46,337, Character said: and Scary loved loot more than anything
in the whole wide world.

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At 00:00:50,049, Character said: But Scary prized one item
over all the rest.

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At 00:00:53,011, Character said: One of the oldest pieces of loot
in existence.

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At 00:00:55,972, Character said: Empires were built on it,
wars fought over it,

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At 00:00:58,683, Character said: croissants shaped after it.

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At 00:01:01,061, Character said: The Crescent Amulet.

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At 00:01:02,812, Character said: Over time, he grew paranoid
that somebody would steal from him,

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At 00:01:06,274, Character said: the way he stole from others.

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At 00:01:07,901, Character said: He locked himself in,

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At 00:01:09,402, Character said: spending his final days cuddling, adoring,

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At 00:01:11,988, Character said: obsessing over the amulet.

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At 00:01:13,990, Character said: And he made one final vow before dying.

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At 00:01:16,993, Character said: If anyone dared steal
a single piece of his legendary loot,

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At 00:01:22,373, Character said: he'd haunt them...

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At 00:01:23,958, Character said: forever!

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At 00:01:32,467, Character said: All right, guys, what do you think?
It's the perfect Halloween heist.

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At 00:01:36,513, Character said: You want to rob
Reginald E. Scary's mansion?

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At 00:01:38,765, Character said: Uh, no way.

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At 00:01:39,974, Character said: This is just another one of
your excuses to scare us,

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At 00:01:42,477, Character said: like you always do on Halloween.

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At 00:01:44,312, Character said: When have I ever done that?

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At 00:01:48,066, Character said: {\an8}Stealing a mummy's loot
on Halloween.

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At 00:01:51,569, Character said: Great idea, Wolf. Wolf?

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At 00:01:54,280, Character said: I bet this thing is loaded with booty.

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At 00:01:56,366, Character said: Boo!

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At 00:01:59,786, Character said: Uh-uh! Don't say anything.
We're far from done.

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At 00:02:04,666, Character said: {\an8}Ah.
I love a pre-Halloween-heist latte.

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At 00:02:08,628, Character said: Eyeball?!

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At 00:02:10,839, Character said: Oh, I g***t you so good!

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At 00:02:14,467, Character said: And then, there was last year.

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At 00:02:19,180, Character said: {\an8}- Careful!
- Don't worry. I g***t this

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At 00:02:21,766, Character said: There's no laser I can't dodge.

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At 00:02:25,395, Character said: Ha-ha! G***t it.

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At 00:02:30,525, Character said: Ha-ha! Gotcha!

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At 00:02:34,779, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:35,697, Character said: {\an8}So, maybe I can't help myself sometimes.
This year will be different, I promise.

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At 00:02:39,742, Character said: No one's ever stolen
from Reginald E. Scary's mansion,

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At 00:02:42,495, Character said: {\an8}so pulling it off on Halloween
would show the whole crime world

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At 00:02:45,623, Character said: that The Bad Guys
aren't afraid of anything.

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At 00:02:48,710, Character said: {\an8}Wouldn't it be more fun
to stick around here

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At 00:02:50,795, Character said: {\an8}and hand out broccoli
to unsuspecting trick-or-treaters?

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At 00:02:54,757, Character said: {\an8}Oh, I love doing that.

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At 00:02:56,509, Character said: They're all,
"Thanks for the candy, mister...

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At 00:02:58,928, Character said: Huh? Broccoli?"

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At 00:03:00,638, Character said: And we're all, "Get out of here, shrimp!"

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At 00:03:03,308, Character said: {\an8}The amulet is some legendary loot,

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At 00:03:06,144, Character said: {\an8}but the stories, the lore...

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At 00:03:08,771, Character said: What if the ghost of Reginald E. Scary
shows up and causes trouble?

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At 00:03:11,858, Character said: You can't punch a ghost!
That's a scientific fact.

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At 00:03:14,485, Character said: Oh, come on!
You guys don't believe that stuff, do you?

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At 00:03:17,989, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:03:19,073, Character said: Westside Wallabies tried to rob this place
and were never seen again.

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At 00:03:22,285, Character said: Rumors.

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At 00:03:23,620, Character said: I bet they botched the heist

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At 00:03:24,996, Character said: and used the legend to skip town
and save face.

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At 00:03:27,916, Character said: Guys, I know
I've fooled around in the past,

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At 00:03:30,084, Character said: but this loot is too legit for pranks.

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At 00:03:32,337, Character said: You in?

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At 00:03:33,880, Character said: It would be a primo steal.

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At 00:03:35,423, Character said: The only thing better than a croissant
is a big, old gem shaped like one.

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At 00:03:39,469, Character said: I can play the role of
someone who isn't scared.

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At 00:03:42,555, Character said: Yeah, obviously, we're in.

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At 00:03:52,398, Character said: Uh, I-I'll stand lookout by the car,

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At 00:03:54,734, Character said: w-while you search this very not scary,
definitely not haunted mansion.

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At 00:03:58,988, Character said: Aw, man!

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At 00:04:00,281, Character said: But I'm already disguised
as the lookout.

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At 00:04:03,660, Character said: Guess we'll both have to do it. Bummer.

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At 00:04:06,454, Character said: We don't need a lookout. Come on.

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At 00:04:08,706, Character said: Now, Scary built this place
as a fortress against thieves.

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At 00:04:11,751, Character said: These gates aren't gonna open themselves...

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At 00:04:16,923, Character said: Huh. L-Lucky gust of wind.

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At 00:04:45,827, Character said: Ooh!

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At 00:04:47,161, Character said: Scary used offset pins on the lock.
Notoriously tough to crack.

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At 00:04:50,123, Character said: But to a boxman like me,
it's like dining on caviar.

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At 00:05:09,976, Character said: And no Wi-Fi.
Not sure this heist needs a hacker.

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At 00:05:14,063, Character said: ...this heist needs a hacker.

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At 00:05:16,232, Character said: Uh, is the creepy echo mocking me?

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At 00:05:18,943, Character said: Is the creepy echo mocking me?

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At 00:05:21,654, Character said: It's just an echo.

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At 00:05:23,197, Character said: Then how come your voice isn't echoing?

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At 00:05:25,658, Character said: ...your voice... echoing.

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At 00:05:28,369, Character said: Come on, we gotta find the crypt where
legend says Scary died with the amulet.

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At 00:05:47,263, Character said: Guys, it's a statue!

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At 00:05:55,313, Character said: Ew!

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At 00:05:56,230, Character said: Tidy up after yourselves, spiders!

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At 00:06:01,027, Character said: Humans have the weirdest heads.
I'll never get used to 'em.

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At 00:06:05,448, Character said: Look at this. It's him.

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At 00:06:10,870, Character said: The creep's eyes are following me.

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At 00:06:13,456, Character said: It's an optical illusion.

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At 00:06:15,166, Character said: Emphasis on "illusion."

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At 00:06:17,919, Character said: Aha! Let there be light.

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At 00:06:19,754, Character said: Not so spooky with the lights on.

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At 00:06:22,924, Character said: Huh. Place could really use a dusting.

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At 00:06:25,551, Character said: Haunted piano!

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At 00:06:28,721, Character said: - I'm out.
- This music... I can't take it!

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At 00:06:33,351, Character said: It's not haunted.
It's just a player piano.

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At 00:06:36,020, Character said: You know, where you crank it up
and it plays automatically?

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At 00:06:39,190, Character said: Ha! Yeah, bro.
Can't believe you g***t scared of that.

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At 00:06:41,859, Character said: Hey, ghouls, take the big fish!

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At 00:06:44,487, Character said: - There's more meat on him!
- Hey!

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At 00:06:46,114, Character said: It's worse than the music!

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At 00:06:48,324, Character said: Nuh-uh. No.

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At 00:06:49,325, Character said: The furnace must have turned on
with the lights. See?

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At 00:06:51,786, Character said: I thought we were The Bad Guys,

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At 00:06:53,538, Character said: not the "scared by every little thing
that goes bump in the night guys."

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At 00:06:57,625, Character said: Let's focus.

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At 00:06:59,127, Character said: If Scary really did
hide his amulet in a crypt,

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At 00:07:01,587, Character said: he probably hid the access to it as well.

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At 00:07:03,840, Character said: That's what I'd do.
I'd never pose in chiaroscuro. So tacky.

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At 00:07:07,009, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:07:08,261, Character said: The portrait.

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At 00:07:09,762, Character said: "My loot you'll never claim,

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At 00:07:11,597, Character said: as hidden as my name."

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At 00:07:14,267, Character said: Huh.

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At 00:07:15,184, Character said: Reginald E. Scary...

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At 00:07:17,895, Character said: Reginald E. Scary...

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At 00:07:22,358, Character said: - The heck?
- What is it?

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At 00:07:24,277, Character said: Oh, sorry. I had a thought.

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At 00:07:26,362, Character said: G***t a little excited.

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At 00:07:28,114, Character said: What if the "E" in the dude's name
represented a musical note?

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At 00:07:31,159, Character said: Maybe it's some secret key
that will open the crypt.

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At 00:07:33,578, Character said: I went deep undercover
for that jazz heist, remember?

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At 00:07:36,122, Character said: I'll play something in E. Jazz heists.

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At 00:07:39,167, Character said: It's the loot you don't steal
as much as the loot you do.

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At 00:07:49,177, Character said: This must be the way to the crypt.

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At 00:07:55,516, Character said: Ha-ha. Funny, Wolf.

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At 00:07:57,226, Character said: But you promised. No spooky pranks.

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At 00:07:59,520, Character said: I'm not doing it.

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At 00:08:31,511, Character said: It's moving on its own!

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At 00:08:40,436, Character said: Uh, I've never met these intruders before!

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At 00:08:44,106, Character said: I'm on your side.

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At 00:08:48,569, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:08:52,907, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:08:55,076, Character said: - My friend here dares you to battle him.
- No, I don't!

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