Big Daddy 1999 Subtitles

At 00:00:37,579, Character said: - Hello?
- Sonny, it's your dad. You asleep?

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At 00:00:40,791, Character said: No. Hey, man. I was exercising.

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At 00:00:44,169, Character said: - Bullshit. You were sleeping.
- I wasn't.

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At 00:00:46,797, Character said: This kid won't stop lying to me.
You still act like you're 6.

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At 00:00:50,467, Character said: Yeah, okay, Dad.
I act like I'm 6.

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At 00:00:54,805, Character said: Found a job yet where
you work more than one day a week?

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At 00:00:58,058, Character said: I've been looking.

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At 00:01:00,144, Character said: Looking won't pay the rent.

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At 00:01:01,478, Character said: All the money I won
from the cab accident...

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At 00:01:04,148, Character said: ...is kicking a***s
in the stock market, so relax.

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At 00:01:06,817, Character said: - Don't blow it on worthless crap.
- I won't.

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At 00:01:11,113, Character said: You should spend it
on your bar exam.

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At 00:01:13,991, Character said: You're the lawyer.
I ain't taking a bar exam.

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At 00:01:16,827, Character said: I g***t too much other s***t going on.

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At 00:01:20,080, Character said: I don't know what happened to you.

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At 00:01:22,499, Character said: How're things going with
your girlfriend, Vanessa?

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At 00:01:25,836, Character said: Things are going fine.

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At 00:01:27,337, Character said: S***t!

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At 00:01:28,797, Character said: I gotta go.

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At 00:01:30,090, Character said: S***t! You turned off
the alarm clock again.

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At 00:01:33,010, Character said: No! I mean, yes, I did,
but I thought you needed more sleep.

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At 00:01:37,181, Character said: I shouldn't have stayed here.
That was a jerk thing to do.

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At 00:01:40,851, Character said: Why are you going to work?
It's Sunday.

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At 00:01:43,687, Character said: I'm not going to work. I'm going to
brunch with potential clients.

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At 00:01:47,691, Character said: That's how a party planner
gets business, by making contacts.

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At 00:01:51,528, Character said: Meet with me. I'll order in
from Cozy's. We'll have fun.

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At 00:01:55,032, Character said: I ** sick of Cozy's.
You order in from there all the time.

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At 00:01:59,036, Character said: The delivery guy's your best friend.

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At 00:02:00,871, Character said: He happens to be pretty d***n nice.

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At 00:02:03,248, Character said: This is a rough patch in my life.

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At 00:02:05,292, Character said: Syracuse is 0 and 3.
And I g***t those medical problems.

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At 00:02:09,046, Character said: Medical problems?

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At 00:02:10,380, Character said: A cab runs over your foot two years
ago. You're hospitalized one night.

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At 00:02:14,218, Character said: First of all, that cab was huge.

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At 00:02:16,345, Character said: And a jury decided that one night
of pain was worth $200,000.

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At 00:02:20,724, Character said: - So there you go.
- Whatever.

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At 00:02:23,018, Character said: Why are you being
so nuts to me lately?

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At 00:02:25,562, Character said: You refuse to move on
to the next phase.

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At 00:02:28,565, Character said: I'd like to have a family someday.

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At 00:02:30,651, Character said: I need someone I can rely on,
not a playmate.

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At 00:02:33,737, Character said: You need a father figure?
"Stop pulling your sister's hair!"

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At 00:02:37,533, Character said: You know what? I'm gonna go to
Syracuse to see my mom.

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At 00:02:41,912, Character said: - I'll be back on Wednesday.
- What are you talking about?

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At 00:02:47,918, Character said: I had call for delivery, but it was
crank call. You want chocolate cake?

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At 00:02:52,256, Character said: Come back later.
I'll Indian wrestle you.

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At 00:02:55,008, Character said: You're going down, sucker.

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At 00:02:56,552, Character said: We'll see about that.

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At 00:02:57,803, Character said: Okay. Peace, out.

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At 00:03:00,389, Character said: You're going to Syracuse?

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At 00:03:02,266, Character said: I need time to think and so do you.

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At 00:03:04,351, Character said: Think about what?

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At 00:03:05,686, Character said: Your life and why I should
be a part of it.

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At 00:03:08,522, Character said: - All right.
- While you're at it...

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At 00:03:10,440, Character said: ...think about getting a real job.

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At 00:03:13,110, Character said: I g***t a real job!

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At 00:03:21,702, Character said: Patrick Ewing, nice shot.

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At 00:03:24,621, Character said: - Hey, Sonny.
- What's up, buddy boy?

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At 00:03:27,457, Character said: I'm out the door. Hey, pal.

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At 00:03:30,627, Character said: - Where you going?
- Manhattan.

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At 00:03:32,546, Character said: You wanna take me with you?

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At 00:03:34,339, Character said: All right, I guess.

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At 00:03:36,800, Character said: Hold on to your money.
Later on.

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At 00:03:38,844, Character said: Okay, take care, Sonny.

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At 00:03:40,929, Character said: See you.

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At 00:03:42,598, Character said: Cadillac, I love it.

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At 00:04:04,661, Character said: Surprise!

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At 00:04:06,371, Character said: Just ignore him.

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At 00:04:08,582, Character said: It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.

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At 00:04:11,501, Character said: Yeah, it's only me. It's only me.

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At 00:04:14,588, Character said: - What's going on?
- Corinne's going-away party for Kevin.

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At 00:04:17,883, Character said: She didn't tell me.
The roommate has a right to know.

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At 00:04:20,928, Character said: She knew you'd ruin the surprise.

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At 00:04:23,347, Character said: No, I wouldn't.

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At 00:04:27,017, Character said: Hey, surprise.

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At 00:04:28,518, Character said: Surprise.

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At 00:04:29,853, Character said: - Surprise.
- Surprise.

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At 00:04:32,022, Character said: What's going on?

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At 00:04:37,194, Character said: We wasted the good surprise on you.

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At 00:04:39,404, Character said: All right.

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At 00:04:48,121, Character said: Is this your handiwork?

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At 00:04:49,456, Character said: I guess.

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At 00:04:51,541, Character said: See you in three hours.

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At 00:04:53,460, Character said: Good to see you stiffs.
What've you been doing?

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At 00:04:56,171, Character said: Last three weeks have been crazy.
I've been in Denver, Dallas...

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At 00:05:00,217, Character said: I'm sleeping in the office.
We're going to trial on the fraud case.

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At 00:05:04,054, Character said: Honey, it was a great surprise.
I was totally shocked.

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At 00:05:07,224, Character said: No, you weren't!
And I worked so hard on this.

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At 00:05:10,936, Character said: Need some help?

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At 00:05:12,479, Character said: - Honey, your sister's here.
- Hey, sweetie.

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At 00:05:15,065, Character said: I hate Sonny.

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At 00:05:17,234, Character said: My client's out $7 million. All we
can sue on is breach of contract.

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At 00:05:21,238, Character said: Maybe you can sue under
the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

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At 00:05:25,158, Character said: I gotta get back to the office.
You're the king.

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At 00:05:28,245, Character said: Mikey, a pleasure.

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At 00:05:30,080, Character said: - I'll see you at home.
- All right.

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At 00:05:34,584, Character said: I'll walk you out.

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At 00:05:38,046, Character said: I gotta admit, I'm still
weirded out when they kiss.

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At 00:05:41,216, Character said: Why? They're gay.
That's what gay guys do.

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At 00:05:43,969, Character said: I know, but they were like
brothers to us back in school.

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At 00:05:47,973, Character said: They're still like our brothers.
Our very, very gay brothers.

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At 00:05:52,477, Character said: What are you doing after this?
Going to a Klan meeting?

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At 00:05:56,523, Character said: Remember when Dad had
that barbecue...

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At 00:05:58,567, Character said: ...for his friends and it rained...

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At 00:06:00,569, Character said: ...so he and Mom went into the
kitchen and made...

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At 00:06:02,988, Character said: ...100 hamburgers
with one frying pan?

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At 00:06:06,783, Character said: You're not gonna let a little rain stop
you from making 100 hamburgers.

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At 00:06:25,510, Character said: That relationship's lasted longer
than I thought it would.

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At 00:06:28,597, Character said: Look at his eyes. He's bored.
I give it two more weeks.

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At 00:06:31,975, Character said: Hey, excuse me. Everybody!

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At 00:06:35,270, Character said: I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you
for coming tonight.

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At 00:06:38,565, Character said: I guess I should say...

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At 00:06:42,986, Character said: I'm getting it.
Tomorrow I'm leaving for China...

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At 00:06:45,947, Character said: ...to represent the firm
of Morton and Mandel.

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At 00:06:48,784, Character said: Me, the same guy who once shaved
his a***s to win a $5 bet.

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At 00:06:53,288, Character said: Prove it!

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At 00:06:57,042, Character said: Just kidding.

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At 00:06:58,543, Character said: But I ** real glad you're all here
tonight, because...

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At 00:07:02,089, Character said: ...l'm gonna do what I never thought
I'd have the guts to do.

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At 00:07:05,759, Character said: You're not proposing, are you?

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At 00:07:11,264, Character said: - Yeah, pal, I **.
- Well, think about it, you know?

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At 00:07:14,684, Character said: God, Sonny, shut up!

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At 00:07:20,440, Character said: Anyway, will you?

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At 00:07:24,486, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:28,323, Character said: Good call on the two weeks.

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At 00:07:39,709, Character said: Sonny, what was that all about?

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At 00:07:41,670, Character said: Congratulations. You and Big B***s
McGee are gonna be happy.

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At 00:07:45,215, Character said: Don't call her that.

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At 00:07:46,842, Character said: You wanna tell your children you met
their mother as a waitress at Hooters?

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At 00:07:51,388, Character said: Sonny, that was five years ago.
She's a doctor now......