Big Daddy 1999 Subtitles

00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,- Hello?
- Sonny, it's your dad. You asleep?

00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,No. Hey, man. I was exercising.

00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:46,- Bullshit. You were sleeping.
- I wasn't.

00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:50,This kid won't stop lying to me.
You still act like you're 6.

00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,Yeah, okay, Dad.
I act like I'm 6.

00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:57,Found a job yet where
you work more than one day a week?

00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,I've been looking.

00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:01,Looking won't pay the rent.

00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,All the money I won
from the cab accident...

00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,...is kicking a***s
in the stock market, so relax.

00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,- Don't blow it on worthless crap.
- I won't.

00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,You should spend it
on your bar exam.

00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,You're the lawyer.
I ain't taking a bar exam.

00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,I g***t too much other s***t going on.

00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,I don't know what happened to you.

00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,How're things going with
your girlfriend, Vanessa?

00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,Things are going fine.

00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,S***t!

00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:29,I gotta go.

00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,S***t! You turned off
the alarm clock again.

00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:36,No! I mean, yes, I did,
but I thought you needed more sleep.

00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:40,I shouldn't have stayed here.
That was a jerk thing to do.

00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,Why are you going to work?
It's Sunday.

00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:47,I'm not going to work. I'm going to
brunch with potential clients.

00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:51,That's how a party planner
gets business, by making contacts.

00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:54,Meet with me. I'll order in
from Cozy's. We'll have fun.

00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,I ** sick of Cozy's.
You order in from there all the time.

00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,The delivery guy's your best friend.

00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,He happens to be pretty d***n nice.

00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,This is a rough patch in my life.

00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,Syracuse is 0 and 3.
And I g***t those medical problems.

00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,Medical problems?

00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:14,A cab runs over your foot two years
ago. You're hospitalized one night.

00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,First of all, that cab was huge.

00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:20,And a jury decided that one night
of pain was worth $200,000.

00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,- So there you go.
- Whatever.

00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,Why are you being
so nuts to me lately?

00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,You refuse to move on
to the next phase.

00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:30,I'd like to have a family someday.

00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,I need someone I can rely on,
not a playmate.

00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,You need a father figure?
"Stop pulling your sister's hair!"

00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,You know what? I'm gonna go to
Syracuse to see my mom.

00:02:41,912 --> 00:02:44,- I'll be back on Wednesday.
- What are you talking about?

00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:52,I had call for delivery, but it was
crank call. You want chocolate cake?

00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,Come back later.
I'll Indian wrestle you.

00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,You're going down, sucker.

00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:57,We'll see about that.

00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,Okay. Peace, out.

00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,You're going to Syracuse?

00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,I need time to think and so do you.

00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,Think about what?

00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,Your life and why I should
be a part of it.

00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,- All right.
- While you're at it...

00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,...think about getting a real job.

00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,I g***t a real job!

00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,Patrick Ewing, nice shot.

00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,- Hey, Sonny.
- What's up, buddy boy?

00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,I'm out the door. Hey, pal.

00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,- Where you going?
- Manhattan.

00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,You wanna take me with you?

00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,All right, I guess.

00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,Hold on to your money.
Later on.

00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,Okay, take care, Sonny.

00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:41,See you.

00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,Cadillac, I love it.

00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,Surprise!

00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,Just ignore him.

00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.

00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,Yeah, it's only me. It's only me.

00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,- What's going on?
- Corinne's going-away party for Kevin.

00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:20,She didn't tell me.
The roommate has a right to know.

00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,She knew you'd ruin the surprise.

00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:24,No, I wouldn't.

00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,Hey, surprise.

00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,Surprise.

00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,- Surprise.
- Surprise.

00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,What's going on?

00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,We wasted the good surprise on you.

00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,All right.

00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,Is this your handiwork?

00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,I guess.

00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,See you in three hours.

00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,Good to see you stiffs.
What've you been doing?

00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:00,Last three weeks have been crazy.
I've been in Denver, Dallas...

00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:03,I'm sleeping in the office.
We're going to trial on the fraud case.

00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:07,Honey, it was a great surprise.
I was totally shocked.

00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,No, you weren't!
And I worked so hard on this.

00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,Need some help?

00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,- Honey, your sister's here.
- Hey, sweetie.

00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,I hate Sonny.

00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:21,My client's out $7 million. All we
can sue on is breach of contract.

00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,Maybe you can sue under
the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,I gotta get back to the office.
You're the king.

00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,Mikey, a pleasure.

00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,- I'll see you at home.
- All right.

00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:35,I'll walk you out.

00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:41,I gotta admit, I'm still
weirded out when they kiss.

00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,Why? They're gay.
That's what gay guys do.

00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,I know, but they were like
brothers to us back in school.

00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,They're still like our brothers.
Our very, very gay brothers.

00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,What are you doing after this?
Going to a Klan meeting?

00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,Remember when Dad had
that barbecue...

00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,...for his friends and it rained...

00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,...so he and Mom went into the
kitchen and made...

00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,...100 hamburgers
with one frying pan?

00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:11,You're not gonna let a little rain stop
you from making 100 hamburgers.

00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,That relationship's lasted longer
than I thought it would.

00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:31,Look at his eyes. He's bored.
I give it two more weeks.

00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,Hey, excuse me. Everybody!

00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:38,I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you
for coming tonight.

00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,I guess I should say...

00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,I'm getting it.
Tomorrow I'm leaving for China...

00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,...to represent the firm
of Morton and Mandel.

00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:52,Me, the same guy who once shaved
his a***s to win a $5 bet.

00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,Prove it!

00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,Just kidding.

00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,But I ** real glad you're all here
tonight, because...

00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,...l'm gonna do what I never thought
I'd have the guts to do.

00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,You're not proposing, are you?

00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,- Yeah, pal, I **.
- Well, think about it, you know?

00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,God, Sonny, shut up!

00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,Anyway, will you?

00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:25,Yeah.

00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,Good call on the two weeks.

00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,Sonny, what was that all about?

00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:45,Congratulations. You and Big B***s
McGee are gonna be happy.

00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,Don't call her that.

00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:51,You wanna tell your children you met
their mother as a waitress at Hooters?

00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:54,Sonny, that was five years ago.
She's a doctor now......