Dogs.Dont.Wear.Pants.20 Movie Subtitles

1 00:01:00,292 --> 00:01:02,042 Daddy! 2 00:01:14,126 --> 00:01:15,459 It bit me. 3 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:22,834 Mum! 4 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,126 Daddy caught a fish! 5 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:15,167 Elli! Go back! Go! 6 00:05:24,417 --> 00:05:28,376 A film by J-P Valkeapää 7 00:05:29,834 --> 00:05:36,417 Dogs Don't Wear Pants 8 00:06:06,251 --> 00:06:07,501 Right. 9 00:06:08,459 --> 00:06:10,834 Day off tomorrow. A game of tennis? 10 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:13,501 Can't make it. G***t something else. 11 00:07:03,792 --> 00:07:06,084 Happy birthday, Elli! 12 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,542 Thanks for the cake! 13 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,334 - Did you hear the music? - What? 14 00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:15,084 No. Happy birthday. 15 00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:18,001 Good. You shouldn't, yet. 16 00:10:18,876 --> 00:10:22,959 - Let's go. - Wait, dad. One thing. 17 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,292 My coat's over here. Come. 18 00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:33,417 Come on. 19 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,917 Satu! 20 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:39,376 He's my dad. Satu is my music teacher. 21 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:43,417 - Hi! Satu. - Juha. 22 00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:49,751 Will you come to Elli's performance next week? 23 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,001 Performance? 24 00:10:53,626 --> 00:10:56,251 Our concert. I told you about it. 25 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:59,209 - He's coming. - Yes, I will. 26 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:02,542 - I'll put a ticket aside for you. - Thanks. 27 00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:06,001 - I'm having my tongue pierced today. - Really? Ouch. 28 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:08,501 I'll b***e my tongue. 29 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,751 Let's go. 30 00:11:12,876 --> 00:11:16,292 - Nice to meet you. - Yes. Likewise. 31 00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:19,042 Bye! 32 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,459 We can still turn back. 33 00:11:44,584 --> 00:11:46,209 Come on! 34 00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:01,292 Stick your tongue out and say "ah". 35 00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:21,959 Perhaps your dad should step out before we start. 36 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,917 It's a bit crowded here. 37 00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:27,251 There's a coffee place round the corner. 38 00:12:28,626 --> 00:12:30,792 Dad, go away. 39 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:34,501 OK. 40 00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:41,126 Dad? 41 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,542 Right. 42 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,917 That went well. 43 00:15:06,126 --> 00:15:09,042 - Did it hurt much? - No. 44 00:15:09,251 --> 00:15:11,084 Good. 45 00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:14,292 Right. 46 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,501 A bit different, this is. 47 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:24,209 We used to visit the Natural History Museum on your birthday. 48 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:35,042 - I could take you there some day. - Yeah. 49 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,167 Would be fab. 50 00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:42,959 Dad. 51 00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:47,042 - Good night. - Good night. 52 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,376 That's so neat. 53 00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:15,626 - Not swollen at all! - That's right. 54 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:19,459 When I g***t mine, it was so difficult to talk. 55 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,417 Show it again. 56 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,376 - That's so cool. - It's really great. 57 00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,834 Elli, what's that on your tongue? 58 00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:29,292 Let's have a look. 59 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:34,417 That's for blowjobs, right? 60 00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:38,126 F***g jerks. 61 00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,834 - Ignore them they're just boys. - And stupid. 62 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,792 - It's really cool. - Awesome. I want one, too. 63 00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:07,084 If you approve tongue studs, you stifle your child's rebellion. 64 00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:15,251 A boyfriend of mine had a piercing, some chain ring thing. 65 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:18,501 Down there. 66 00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,084 It had a name, too. 67 00:17:27,584 --> 00:17:31,542 I understand them in principle, on the sexual side. 68 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:35,751 Even that some people consider them aesthetic. 69 00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:38,459 But from anatomical point of view, 70 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:43,542 I don't think the urethra needs more than one hole. 71 00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:52,542 Can't remember its name. I called it the fagotto. 72 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,542 You're alive after all. 73 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,001 You like this, don't you? 74 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:11,459 You like this, nice boy. 75 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:18,459 Good boy. 76 00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:20,667 Down! 77 00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:25,834 Good. 78 00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,959 Did you wash yourself? 79 00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:33,917 You don't smell as bad as last time. 80 00:18:36,626 --> 00:18:38,959 What a nice boy you are. 81 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:47,042 Dominatrix's pet… Are you? 82 00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,084 Are you? 83 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:56,001 I've g***t a small present for you. 84 00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:59,209 I'll leave it here by the door. 85 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,167 Thank you. 86 00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:35,959 Hello? 87 00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:40,959 How did you get this number? 88 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:44,917 Yes, I'm Mona. 89 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,334 What do you want? 90 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,001 Any special requests? 91 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:03,584 Whipping, pissing? Strap-ons, a***l stuff? 92 00:20:03,792 --> 00:20:06,876 Nipple pinching? Electric shocks, slashing? 93 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,584 Yes. 94 00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:29,334 Yeah. 95 00:20:31,626 --> 00:20:33,376 I know how the heart works. 96 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,126 I've g***t nothing to change into. 97 00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:47,959 - I didn't… - Silence! 98 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,251 Good boy. 99 00:21:56,459 --> 00:21:57,959 Start panting. 100 00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:03,251 Start panting! 101 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:14,084 You want to get what you want, you obey. G***t it? 102 00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:33,167 - Why the pants? - I didn't… 103 00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:36,417 Dogs don't wear pants. Take them off. 104 00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:54,709 Off, off, off. 105 00:23:03,084 --> 00:23:05,792 Shirt, too. Off it comes. 106 00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:18,334 There. 107 00:23:20,126 --> 00:23:22,334 Much better. 108 00:23:24,626 --> 00:23:26,792 Much better. 109 00:23:28,376 --> 00:23:30,626 Good boy. 110 00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:34,334 On all fours. 111 00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:38,251 - For f***k's… - Down! 112 00:23:47,751 --> 00:23:49,501 Good. 113 00:23:50,001 --> 00:23:53,459 What a nice dog. 114 00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:56,917 What a fine dog. 115 00:24:08,417 --> 00:24:09,792 Come. 116 00:24:10,834 --> 00:24:13,126 Down! Crawl. 117 00:24:15,751 --> 00:24:17,417 Chop chop. 118 00:24:26,209 --> 00:24:30,792 Dominatrix hears you've been bad. 119 00:24:31,334 --> 00:24:33,876 You been a bad dog? 120 00:24:35,792 --> 00:24:37,042 Say it. 121 00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:40,001 - You been a bad dog? - Yes. 122 00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:45,292 Yes. I've been a bad dog. 123 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:47,667 You need to be punished. 124 00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:50,792 My boot is dirty. Lick it clean. 125 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:53,626 We never… 126 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:57,667 You want to be f***d, dog? 127 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:05,167 Clean it. 128 00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:12,626 Clean it. 129 00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:15,126 More! 130 00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:22,792 Good. 131 00:25:24,876 --> 00:25:25,959 Sit. 132 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:43,126 More. 133 00:30:39,084 --> 00:30:41,167 How's your tongue? 134 00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:43,417 It's OK. 135 00:30:51,001 --> 00:30:53,209 I'm vegan. 136 00:31:03,501 --> 00:31:05,251 Did you call Satu? 137 00:31:06,792 --> 00:31:09,417 - What? - Did you call Satu? 138 00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:12,501 - What? - About the tickets. 139 00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:14,709 So you'll be sure to get them. 140 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:19,501 I'll call her. 141 00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:23,709 - It's tomorrow. - What? 142 00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:26,792 My performance's tomorrow. 143 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:33,542 Just breathe easy. 144 00:33:40,876 --> 00:33:44,459 My wife's leggings. I left mine at the gym. 145 00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:46,667 Right. 146 00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:53,542 The doctor said my back will never mend. 147 00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:57,001 Don't listen to those pessimists. 148 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,501 I have to take this. 149 00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:08,751 Hello. 150 00:34:10,209 --> 00:34:11,709 Mona? 151 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:19,876 I'd like to see you again. 152 00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:46,834 - Hi there. - Hi! 153 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:49,751 - You have it? - Yeah. 154 00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:58,001 Here. 155 00:34:58,542 --> 00:35:00,084 Thanks, darling. 156 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,292 What's so funny? 157 00:35:14,876 --> 00:35:16,584 Thanks for these clothes. 158 00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,792 - I wouldn't have had… - Silence! 159 00:35:20,209 --> 00:35:22,209 Dogs don't speak. 160 00:35:23,584 --> 00:35:24,876 Come. 161 00:35:36,084 --> 00:35:38,626 Why's the dog free? 162 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:44,001 Bad dog. 163 00:35:48,251 --> 00:35:49,542 Get down. 164 00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:52,167 On your hands and knees! 165 00:35:53,292 --> 00:35:56,584 - Been a bad dog, have you? - I've… 166 00:35:56,709 --> 00:36:01,251 Dogs don't speak. Bad boy! 167 00:39:24,251 --> 00:39:25,792 Don't come in! 168 00:39:26,584 --> 00:39:27,667 Sorry, I didn't… 169 00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:31,167 - You g***t no business here. - I won't come in. 170 00:39:31,376 --> 00:39:35,667 I didn't mean to… I just wanted to apologize. 171 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:41,334 I wasn't really aware of things out there. 172 00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:45,126 Anyway, I'm very sorry. 173 00:39:46,209 -->...