Tim Travers and the Time Travelers Paradox 2024.eng Subtitles

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God d***n it!

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00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:56,- It's okay. Just, uh...

00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:59,Thanks, I'm just looking for,
uh, looking for an affidavit.

00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,You may
have noticed in the news,

00:03:01,716 --> 00:03:05,I ** part of a pretty
rough divorce, and it is, uh...

00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,It's a real
motherfucker, so uh, I ** not-

00:03:08,723 --> 00:03:10,- Going live in 10.
- (sighs) F***k.

00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,We gotta get going, so...

00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:13,By the way,
she's, uh, she's a witch.

00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:16,I don't know if
you believe in witches,

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a cauldron and everything.

00:03:18,099 --> 00:03:20,Welcome,
questioners, truth seekers,

00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:23,and good ol'
fashioned angry Americans.

00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:24,Welcome to "The Rant"!

00:03:25,106 --> 00:03:28,I'm James Bunratty,
and this is "Bunratty's Rants".

00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,Now, I don't
need to tell you folks

00:03:31,813 --> 00:03:34,what's wrong with the
broken scientific establishment.

00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,Of course, the
people that bought it,

00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,I'm sure they
think it's working great,

00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,but it is not for us.

00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:41,It is not for real Americans.

00:03:41,189 --> 00:03:43,That's why I think
you're gonna love today's guest.

00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,He is an
alternative science guy.

00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,He knows how to
think outside the paradigm.

00:03:47,929 --> 00:03:50,He has witnessed
the corruption firsthand,

00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,and I think that you
are going to be shocked today,

00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:54,truth seekers, that's right.

00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:56,Well, anyway, what I'm saying is

00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:58,what you're going to
probably say is pretty shocking

00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,to a lot of people
that don't listen to the show.

00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,And to those
newbies, I just wanna say,

00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:05,welcome to "The Rant".

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(crowd cheering)

00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,Let's get right into it.

00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,Dr. Tim Travers,
I ** fascinated by your work.

00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:20,Tell us exactly what
the Time Travelers Paradox is.

00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:24,Dr.
Travers?

00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,- Oh, (clears throat) right.
- Welcome to the show.

00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:31,- A few corrections there. Uh,
one, I'm not a doctor.

00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,And two,
while I'm not mainstream,

00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,I ** definitely not an
"alternative" scientist.

00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,- The difference being?

00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,- One is for bored
housewives with crystals

00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:40,and closet racists.

00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,(James laughs)

00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:45,- Oh, we g***t a show today!
Do we not, out there?

00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,That's right. Yeah,
we can have some fun here.

00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,That was a good one.

00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,But my audience knows
who the man of truth is.

00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,And who is that?

00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,- Bunratty, Bunratty!
(group cheering)

00:04:58,266 --> 00:04:59,- James Bunratty.

00:04:59,267 --> 00:05:00,Now, besides, fast talker,

00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,how would you
know the difference?

00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,You just said yourself
that you weren't a real doctor.

00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,- I was kicked out of
school for behavioral reasons,

00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,but my grades were excellent.

00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,- Yeah. Establishment
elites, ** I right?

00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:13,I mean, who decided that they
were the purveyors of truth?

00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,- Education?

00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,Peer review? Uh...

00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,Hygiene?

00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:21,- Okay.

00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,You're arguing that
time travel is possible,

00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,which is, even for
this show, quite out there.

00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:30,So, why don't you
just, uh, hold your roll, pal?

00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:34,- Well, I ** sitting in a
radio station in the year 2026,

00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:35,so I think that
it might be possible.

00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:37,Is that, is that a reel-to-reel?

00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,- Yes!

00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:41,That's a reel-to-reel given
to me by Carl Sagan's assistant!

00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,I married her too, all right?

00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,Yeah, so I didn't
invite you on this show

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audience, or me, or my team.

00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,- No, you invited me
because Mothman was busy

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00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:55,- The Time Travelers Paradox.

00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,Tell us about it.

00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:58,- Hm.

00:05:58,226 --> 00:06:00,It's a thought experiment.

00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:02,How much do you
need me to dumb this down?

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00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:04,- Agree to disagree.

00:06:04,899 --> 00:06:07,First, a scientist
makes a time machine.

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one minute into the past.

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kills his younger self.

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00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:54,Now you have a man who
should not and cannot exist.

00:06:54,382 --> 00:06:56,Yet, somehow does.

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00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,(Tim sighs)

00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:06,That is the paradox.

00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,Paradoxes are impossible.

00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,- Man, you are very smart,

00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,but I would hate to
go to dinner with you.

00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,If you're just joining us,
we have not-doctor Tim Travers.

00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,And while you're at it,

00:07:17,338 --> 00:07:19,pick up some of
Bunratty's Blast Vitamins.

00:07:20,074 --> 00:07:22,And while we're there,
we have our own version of HGH.

00:07:22,977 --> 00:07:25,It's not the dangerous kind
that Sylvester...