Tim Travers and the Time Travelers Paradox 2024.eng Subtitles

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(ominous music continues)

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At 00:01:02,162, Character said: - [Tim] Ow, ow, ow! F***k!

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At 00:01:04,331, Character said: (Tim grunts)

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(ominous music intensifies)

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At 00:01:08,335, Character said: Oh, f***k!
God d***n it!

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At 00:01:10,605, Character said: Why is that so hot?

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At 00:01:22,817, Character said: (Tim exhales deeply)

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At 00:02:46,968, Character said: (light dings)

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At 00:02:52,674, Character said: (Tim chuckles)

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At 00:02:54,509, Character said: - It's okay. Just, uh...

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At 00:02:56,243, Character said: Thanks, I'm just looking for,
uh, looking for an affidavit.

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At 00:02:59,446, Character said: You may
have noticed in the news,

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At 00:03:01,716, Character said: I ** part of a pretty
rough divorce, and it is, uh...

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At 00:03:06,020, Character said: It's a real
motherfucker, so uh, I ** not-

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At 00:03:08,723, Character said: - Going live in 10.
- (sighs) F***k.

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At 00:03:10,591, Character said: We gotta get going, so...

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At 00:03:12,593, Character said: By the way,
she's, uh, she's a witch.

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At 00:03:14,062, Character said: I don't know if
you believe in witches,

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At 00:03:16,329, Character said: but I think she's g***t
a cauldron and everything.

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At 00:03:18,099, Character said: Welcome,
questioners, truth seekers,

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At 00:03:20,434, Character said: and good ol'
fashioned angry Americans.

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At 00:03:23,538, Character said: Welcome to "The Rant"!

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At 00:03:25,106, Character said: I'm James Bunratty,
and this is "Bunratty's Rants".

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At 00:03:28,976, Character said: Now, I don't
need to tell you folks

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At 00:03:31,813, Character said: what's wrong with the
broken scientific establishment.

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At 00:03:34,982, Character said: Of course, the
people that bought it,

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At 00:03:36,416, Character said: I'm sure they
think it's working great,

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At 00:03:37,484, Character said: but it is not for us.

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At 00:03:39,419, Character said: It is not for real Americans.

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At 00:03:41,189, Character said: That's why I think
you're gonna love today's guest.

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At 00:03:43,256, Character said: He is an
alternative science guy.

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At 00:03:45,727, Character said: He knows how to
think outside the paradigm.

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At 00:03:47,929, Character said: He has witnessed
the corruption firsthand,

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At 00:03:50,898, Character said: and I think that you
are going to be shocked today,

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At 00:03:53,868, Character said: truth seekers, that's right.

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At 00:03:54,936, Character said: Well, anyway, what I'm saying is

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At 00:03:56,971, Character said: what you're going to
probably say is pretty shocking

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At 00:03:59,073, Character said: to a lot of people
that don't listen to the show.

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At 00:04:01,441, Character said: And to those
newbies, I just wanna say,

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At 00:04:03,978, Character said: welcome to "The Rant".

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At 00:04:07,115, Character said: (patriotic music)
(crowd cheering)

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At 00:04:10,818, Character said: Let's get right into it.

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At 00:04:12,252, Character said: Dr. Tim Travers,
I ** fascinated by your work.

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At 00:04:15,288, Character said: Tell us exactly what
the Time Travelers Paradox is.

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At 00:04:23,598, Character said: Dr.
Travers?

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At 00:04:25,833, Character said: - Oh, (clears throat) right.
- Welcome to the show.

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At 00:04:28,970, Character said: - A few corrections there. Uh,
one, I'm not a doctor.

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At 00:04:31,539, Character said: And two,
while I'm not mainstream,

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At 00:04:33,641, Character said: I ** definitely not an
"alternative" scientist.

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At 00:04:35,943, Character said: - The difference being?

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At 00:04:37,310, Character said: - One is for bored
housewives with crystals

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At 00:04:39,147, Character said: and closet racists.

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At 00:04:42,917, Character said: - Oh, we g***t a show today!
Do we not, out there?

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At 00:04:45,953, Character said: That's right. Yeah,
we can have some fun here.

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At 00:04:48,022, Character said: That was a good one.

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At 00:04:49,422, Character said: But my audience knows
who the man of truth is.

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At 00:04:52,459, Character said: And who is that?

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At 00:04:56,697, Character said: - Bunratty, Bunratty!
(group cheering)

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At 00:04:58,266, Character said: - James Bunratty.

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At 00:04:59,267, Character said: Now, besides, fast talker,

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At 00:05:00,968, Character said: how would you
know the difference?

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At 00:05:02,770, Character said: You just said yourself
that you weren't a real doctor.

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At 00:05:04,505, Character said: - I was kicked out of
school for behavioral reasons,

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At 00:05:06,841, Character said: but my grades were excellent.

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At 00:05:08,308, Character said: - Yeah. Establishment
elites, ** I right?

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At 00:05:10,678, Character said: I mean, who decided that they
were the purveyors of truth?

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At 00:05:13,380, Character said: - Education?

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At 00:05:14,749, Character said: Peer review? Uh...

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At 00:05:17,585, Character said: Hygiene?

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At 00:05:20,588, Character said: - Okay.

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At 00:05:22,389, Character said: You're arguing that
time travel is possible,

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At 00:05:25,259, Character said: which is, even for
this show, quite out there.

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At 00:05:27,829, Character said: So, why don't you
just, uh, hold your roll, pal?

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At 00:05:30,665, Character said: - Well, I ** sitting in a
radio station in the year 2026,

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At 00:05:34,135, Character said: so I think that
it might be possible.

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At 00:05:35,937, Character said: Is that, is that a reel-to-reel?

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At 00:05:37,538, Character said: - Yes!

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At 00:05:39,106, Character said: That's a reel-to-reel given
to me by Carl Sagan's assistant!

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At 00:05:42,009, Character said: I married her too, all right?

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At 00:05:43,443, Character said: Yeah, so I didn't
invite you on this show

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At 00:05:45,445, Character said: to insult my
audience, or me, or my team.

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At 00:05:47,615, Character said: - No, you invited me
because Mothman was busy

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At 00:05:50,017, Character said: and I was bored.

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At 00:05:52,787, Character said: - The Time Travelers Paradox.

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At 00:05:55,422, Character said: Tell us about it.

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At 00:05:57,058, Character said: - Hm.

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At 00:05:58,226, Character said: It's a thought experiment.

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At 00:06:00,294, Character said: How much do you
need me to dumb this down?

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At 00:06:02,263, Character said: - Just a little bit.

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At 00:06:03,531, Character said: - Agree to disagree.

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At 00:06:04,899, Character said: First, a scientist
makes a time machine.

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At 00:06:09,103, Character said: That loops back exactly
one minute into the past.

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At 00:06:11,438, Character said: - Oh, is that all?

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At 00:06:12,940, Character said: - Then the scientist
kills his younger self.

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At 00:06:15,643, Character said: - As he does.

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At 00:06:30,825, Character said: - Oh!

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At 00:06:33,094, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:06:35,029, Character said: (Tim exhales sharply)

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At 00:06:49,210, Character said: (gun fires)

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At 00:06:50,745, Character said: Now you have a man who
should not and cannot exist.

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At 00:06:54,382, Character said: Yet, somehow does.

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At 00:06:59,287, Character said: (blood dripping)

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At 00:07:01,255, Character said: (Tim sighs)

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At 00:07:03,891, Character said: That is the paradox.

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At 00:07:07,427, Character said: Paradoxes are impossible.

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At 00:07:08,996, Character said: - Man, you are very smart,

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At 00:07:10,430, Character said: but I would hate to
go to dinner with you.

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At 00:07:12,800, Character said: If you're just joining us,
we have not-doctor Tim Travers.

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At 00:07:15,903, Character said: And while you're at it,

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At 00:07:17,338, Character said: pick up some of
Bunratty's Blast Vitamins.

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At 00:07:20,074, Character said: And while we're there,
we have our own version of HGH.

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At 00:07:22,977, Character said: It's not the dangerous kind
that Sylvester...