Come to My Bedside (1975) Subtitles

00:00:06,477 --> 00:00:13,DANISH PILLOW TALK

00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:37,No, I do not want to...!
You can try.

00:01:37,877 --> 00:01:43,Only a little s***k, for fun?
No, it is unnatural!

00:01:43,357 --> 00:01:48,One reads about it every day. Try it.
No...!

00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:55,It will become much bigger.
No, I won't do it!

00:01:55,837 --> 00:01:59,Try.
I would gladly s***k on yours.

00:01:59,637 --> 00:02:02,You are perverted!
I ** going to ring mum.

00:02:16,877 --> 00:02:19,The phone is ringing, Hagbard.

00:02:38,877 --> 00:02:42,Hell! Women...!

00:02:55,917 --> 00:03:01,You will not be forced into doing something.
Marriage is not a brothel.

00:03:01,437 --> 00:03:08,Then you have to leave him.
You will retain the flat and everything.

00:03:08,357 --> 00:03:11,Yes, I will come soon, Kirsten.

00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:19,I must go to Kirsten.
They must divorce.

00:03:20,037 --> 00:03:26,They has only just g***t married. Yes...?
He forces her to ...

00:03:26,477 --> 00:03:33,I refuse to say to what.
Hagbard, it awful...!

00:03:33,437 --> 00:03:39,I will take the car.
She ought to do what he says.

00:03:39,237 --> 00:03:42,You don't understand anything about it!

00:03:52,597 --> 00:03:58,We have given you everything,
and you have taken her virtue.

00:03:59,037 --> 00:04:03,I did Einar when she was 16 years old.

00:04:04,317 --> 00:04:09,Do you have the broken hymen?
Einar probably had some pleasure in it.

00:04:10,077 --> 00:04:15,She lay still and let it happen.
We are decent women.

00:04:15,997 --> 00:04:21,All men have your rights.
He had his too, but this morning...

00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:27,Don't tell me it was in the middle of the day.
That is so perverse!

00:04:27,637 --> 00:04:33,I give up. I love Kirsten,
but there are limits!

00:04:33,877 --> 00:04:39,You will pay maintenance,
you beast!

00:04:46,997 --> 00:04:51,I'll just take a cold beer
with the Major in the garden.

00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:03,Hagbard, where are you?!

00:05:15,557 --> 00:05:21,A man must stay in form.
An office job requires one to sit on his arse!

00:05:25,717 --> 00:05:31,Do you regret leaving the military?
No. But the leisure is good.

00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:36,wine, women and song.
You must have enjoyed it a lot.

00:05:37,077 --> 00:05:43,Yes, but then I met lnger.
You've really been lucky.

00:05:43,637 --> 00:05:48,You have a wonderful wife.
If we were not such good neighbors...

00:05:48,517 --> 00:05:53,... are you telling me she tempts you.
Really? That is damned interesting...!

00:06:26,157 --> 00:06:31,The restroom is there.
There are handtowels and hot water.

00:06:31,717 --> 00:06:35,It is self contained -
an entire flat.

00:06:36,157 --> 00:06:40,There are baths in the cellar that may
be used according to the contract.

00:06:41,077 --> 00:06:46,But I forbade it to the last
tenant. She ran around

00:06:46,997 --> 00:06:52,in an indecent bathrobe.
She was n***d underneath!

00:06:52,397 --> 00:06:59,She went out, with my small boy watching.
She g***t visiters in the nights.

00:07:00,237 --> 00:07:05,My boy is at a sensitive age.
She advertised in the newspaper

00:07:05,957 --> 00:07:11,that she liked to be raped.
Sign here.

00:07:13,877 --> 00:07:19,Absolutely not, they would never agree.
But the idea is nice to think about.

00:07:19,997 --> 00:07:24,Wife swapping is quite common
in America and England.

00:07:24,637 --> 00:07:29,What does all this emancipation do
if a man cannot get roll in the hay?

00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:33,My wife will only do it in the dark.
But you are much younger.

00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:38,We also only do it in the darkness.
lnger is so bashful.

00:07:38,397 --> 00:07:43,and she think that my
body is disturbing.

00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:48,Also in the dark?
Hmm, that is interesting...!

00:07:52,197 --> 00:07:54,Good day, Mr. Hansen!

00:07:55,517 --> 00:08:00,Unfortunately I must borrow my husband.
I will be there in a moment!

00:08:02,557 --> 00:08:06,We can talk about this later on.
There must be a solution.

00:08:14,037 --> 00:08:19,I must speak to the neighbors,
and ask them to turn down the radio.

00:08:37,637 --> 00:08:42,Beorje, the new tenant.
Egon. The son in the house.

00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:47,I rinse off the pictures
in the bathtub in the cellar.

00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:51,Do you want to have a beer?

00:09:00,557 --> 00:09:04,Amateur photographer?
Professional photographer.

00:09:05,677 --> 00:09:10,I work on electronics company.
If there is something particularly exciting

00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:15,I take them home with me and continue.
Like this, for example.

00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:21,Good heavens! It seems to be like a c***t.
You have it upside down.

00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:27,lntegrated chip, DZ531.
What you believe are hairs, are the wires...

00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:38,I ** a saleman. I sell quartz lamps.
Yes, you must sell a good many.

00:09:38,437 --> 00:09:41,Are you happy with the apartment?
Yes.

00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:46,I ** newly divorced.
I was thrown out into the street.

00:09:47,277 --> 00:09:51,With the button here you draw the
curtain from the bed.

00:09:51,797 --> 00:09:57,Another hides the mirror.
Your mum did not say anything about that.

00:09:57,917 --> 00:10:03,The girl that lived here was good-looking.
I thought maybe...

00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:08,But before too long
mum had thrown her out.

00:10:11,197 --> 00:10:14,Mum works the night shift
every other week.

00:10:15,037 --> 00:10:19,She watches out for your little brother.
I have no little brother.

00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:24,He must not be exposed to something.
There is only me.

00:10:28,597 --> 00:10:36,Military regulation underwear.
Good. You must accustom the wife to your wearing them.

00:10:37,157 --> 00:10:42,Say that it is from the time in the military,
and that you feel comfortable in them.

00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:50,We need a drawing of our bedrooms.
Think of it as a military operation.

00:10:50,757 --> 00:10:55,Does your wife turn on the light afterwards?
Yes.

00:10:55,717 --> 00:11:00,We switch them on at the cord at the wall.
The lamps?

00:11:39,837 --> 00:11:42,Can I sit here?

00:11:45,717 --> 00:11:51,What are you laughing at?
We wanted to go out and to eat in peace...

00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:56,I do not wish to interfere.
I will take another table.

00:11:56,437 --> 00:12:04,We are for equal opportunity.
Men are also fellow creatures.

00:12:04,877 --> 00:12:06,Sit down.
Thanks.

00:12:11,277 --> 00:12:17,I have removed the bedspread.
I ** working nights this week.

00:12:18,277 --> 00:12:26,I ** working at home today.
Wonderful! Don't overdo it.

00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:31,Perhaps I will make a time with Beorje
and show him my new camera.

00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:39,He is so nice. He has lived
here a week without any problems.

00:12:42,957 --> 00:12:49,I was married for six months, but...
Your marriage is in trouble.

00:12:49,277 --> 00:12:54,A man only wants to marry a woman
in order that she sleep with him.

00:12:54,557 --> 00:12:58,Yes, you give a glass of water
to a thirsty man.

00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:04,It's abuse of trust.
It does not matter, that is what happened.

00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:10,The first man I have met
who does not have s***x on the brain.

00:13:11,317 --> 00:13:17,Are we going to go to my home?
It is cheaper to drink at home.

00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:22,Cheers!
Quiet. The hostess lives here

00:13:22,877 --> 00:13:28,and she does not want for me to
have guests. Especially not girls.

00:13:28,357 --> 00:13:33,The older generation believes
that everything is about s***x.

00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:37,They must be missing out on something.

00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:43,How delightful, my girl...!
Congratulations.

00:13:48,357 --> 00:13:52,Kirsten has g***t a job.
At last...!

00:13:52,277 --> 00:14:00,The same thing, every night.
It has been 100 years since we lost that war.

00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:09,What does all this stand for?
"Bed and bedside tables"?

00:14:11,837 --> 00:14:15,Is it something about the military?
Yes, actual.

00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:20,It is a map of a ward of a camp hospital
that was attacked in 1948...

00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:27,Were there nurses then?
Yes. Florence Nightingale...

00:14:28,997 --> 00:14:35,The enemy attacks and calls:
"Kill all the men, rape all the women!"

00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:42,The nurses call:
"Spare our beloved matron!"

00:14:42,637 --> 00:14:46,Then, she calls:
"quiet, girls - war is war!"

00:14:46,837 --> 00:14:51,Disgusting soldier jokes...!
You asked about it.

00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:36,You can joke if you like. Men always
have desire, but might not be able to perform.

00:15:37,117 --> 00:15:43,Why were you...