Hell.Motel.S01E08.Grand.Guignol.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-RAWR_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:31,965, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:00:42,206, Character said: Sorry. Can we cut?

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At 00:00:44,379, Character said: Can we cut?

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At 00:00:45,344, Character said: Cut!

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At 00:00:47,482, Character said: Hey! Hey. Hey, Paige.

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At 00:00:49,724, Character said: Hey, are you okay? You okay?
- Yeah.

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At 00:00:51,275, Character said: Oh, man, I thought this might
be too triggering.

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At 00:00:53,137, Character said: If you need time,
you just say the word, I--

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At 00:00:54,793, Character said: No, no. I'm fine. Really.

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At 00:00:56,965, Character said: - Are you sure?
- Yeah. No, not right now,
please. Thank you.

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At 00:01:00,068, Character said: Then what is it?
Tell me anything.

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At 00:01:03,689, Character said: I guess I just
don't fully understand

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At 00:01:06,379, Character said: why Caitlin is standing
here waiting to die.

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At 00:01:09,034, Character said: Okay, okay,
but she doesn't die.

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At 00:01:12,482, Character said: She doesn't die, right?

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At 00:01:13,758, Character said: Uh, Emma jumps out
at the last second,

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At 00:01:16,000, Character said: distracting Baphomet and--
- Right. That's my point.

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At 00:01:18,758, Character said: Caitlin doesn't save
herself here.

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At 00:01:19,965, Character said: Caitlin always saves herself.

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At 00:01:21,724, Character said: And after what I've been
through,

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At 00:01:23,310, Character said: the last thing
I would do in her situation

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At 00:01:25,137, Character said: is wait for someone else
to save me.

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At 00:01:31,241, Character said: Someone get those writers
on set to fix this mess!

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At 00:01:34,344, Character said: Of course Caitlin should be
saving herself. Duh.

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At 00:01:37,206, Character said: Thank you.
This is why you're the queen.

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At 00:01:39,827, Character said: - Thank you.
-Thank you.

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At 00:01:53,000, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:55,689, Character said: It's a reboot.
There's no rules.

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At 00:01:58,206, Character said: And you're not the star
of it all.

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At 00:02:00,655, Character said: You sure about that?

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At 00:02:02,275, Character said: It's not gonna be a problem.
The line comes right here.

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At 00:02:03,965, Character said: No, leave that out.
This is what we're doing.

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At 00:02:05,689, Character said: Hey, and do me a favor, okay?

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At 00:02:07,379, Character said: On the next take, why don't you
give me something to work with?

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At 00:02:10,620, Character said: Hold it...

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At 00:02:12,724, Character said: ...like you could
actually kill someone.

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At 00:02:16,275, Character said: Thank you.
Can't wait to do it again.

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At 00:02:28,275, Character said: - "Emma, stay back."
- "Caitlin, I can take him."

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At 00:02:30,931, Character said: "And then he'll take you.

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At 00:02:32,758, Character said: I've danced this dance more
times than I care to remember."

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At 00:02:36,137, Character said: Sorry, I--
I'm not shitting on the writers.

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At 00:02:39,586, Character said: No, s***t on them.
They're garbage.

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At 00:02:41,000, Character said: Studio scraped
the bottom of the barrel.

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At 00:02:43,241, Character said: Okay, "I've danced this dance?"
Who actually talks like that?

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At 00:02:47,310, Character said: Just a corny white guy who's
over 50, apparently.

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At 00:02:50,827, Character said: Exactly.
So can we simplify it?

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At 00:02:54,482, Character said: - Yeah.
- Like--

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At 00:02:56,586, Character said: Okay, what if she says,
"And then he'll take you.

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At 00:03:01,068, Character said: Trust me, Emma,
I know what I'm doing."

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At 00:03:02,551, Character said: - Mm-hm.
- Right?

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At 00:03:04,068, Character said: Yeah. No, that's
a million times better.

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At 00:03:06,068, Character said: - Straight to the point.
- Right?

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At 00:03:07,448, Character said: 'Cause, I mean,
that's what it's actually like

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At 00:03:09,034, Character said: when your life is on the line.

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At 00:03:11,551, Character said: Sorry. If-- if I'm being
a diva, expecting rewrites--

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At 00:03:13,965, Character said: - Oh my God, no, no.
- I don't wanna be a problem.

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At 00:03:15,724, Character said: - Not at all. No.
- Okay.

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At 00:03:17,068, Character said: No, no, we are
so lucky to have you.

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At 00:03:18,620, Character said: No, I just--

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At 00:03:23,068, Character said: I wanted to respect
your privacy,

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At 00:03:26,827, Character said: but we can actually make
this mean something.

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At 00:03:31,206, Character said: Okay? Because you have
first hand knowledge

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At 00:03:33,000, Character said: of what it's really like,
that fear, that panic,

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At 00:03:36,206, Character said: that real life hell.
You can mine things

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At 00:03:38,862, Character said: every other slasher
pretendsto get.

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At 00:03:41,206, Character said: So, no,
I needto hear your thoughts.

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At 00:03:46,551, Character said: I'm sorry. I should not have
asked you to go into that.

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At 00:03:49,827, Character said: No, no, it's not that,
it's not--

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At 00:03:54,103, Character said: I've just never had
a director make me feel

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At 00:03:55,827, Character said: like an equal before.
- Oh.

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At 00:03:58,172, Character said: And--

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At 00:03:59,000, Character said: and not just a pretty face

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At 00:04:00,655, Character said: and a pair of t***s, you know?

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At 00:04:02,172, Character said: Well, that's a crime.
I've always been a fan.

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At 00:04:04,310, Character said: I pitched you for the reboot
from day one.

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At 00:04:06,793, Character said: Okay?
- Wow. Well...

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At 00:04:09,068, Character said: Guess all it took
for them to say yes

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At 00:04:11,000, Character said: was for me to become
a final girl for real.

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At 00:04:14,793, Character said: These just arrived for you,
Paige.

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At 00:04:16,103, Character said: - Oh!
- Thank you so much.

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At 00:04:17,586, Character said: These are beautiful.

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At 00:04:20,068, Character said: - Yeah.
- Did you...?

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At 00:04:21,000, Character said: No, I didn't.

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At 00:04:24,448, Character said: "Saw the news.
Break a leg, but not really.

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At 00:04:26,827, Character said: You've g***t enough scars already.
Andy."

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At 00:04:30,275, Character said: Andy. From...?

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At 00:04:33,965, Character said: Okay, Andy!

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At 00:04:36,379, Character said: - Very sweet of him.
- Mm-hm!

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At 00:04:44,965, Character said: So, you can trace a
straight line

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At 00:04:48,241, Character said: from the comedies of Euripides

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At 00:04:50,620, Character said: right up to the slapstick of
Chaplin, Keaton, and Arbuckle.

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At 00:04:54,931, Character said: But-- where is it now?

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At 00:04:57,206, Character said: It's, uh, changed genres.

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At 00:04:58,931, Character said: Action movies, for sure.

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At 00:05:01,620, Character said: I like this. Tell me how.

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At 00:05:03,137, Character said: Well it's all violence, right?

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At 00:05:04,586, Character said: Like comedians,
just guys hitting each other.

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At 00:05:07,655, Character said: Hmm. Yeah.
And in the silents, they--

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At 00:05:09,689, Character said: They crank it up.

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At 00:05:11,551, Character said: Chaplin stabbing people with,
like, the nastiest pitchforks

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At 00:05:15,068, Character said: and following it up
with one liners

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At 00:05:16,724, Character said: like action heroes do.

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At 00:05:19,379, Character said: Good.
Great lateral thinking.

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At 00:05:21,793, Character said: And then we get to horror.

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At 00:05:24,172, Character said: - You're cri de coeur.
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:26,103, Character said: But, like, the final girls
say the same thing

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At 00:05:29,724, Character said: when they kill the masked killer

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At 00:05:31,344, Character said: or when the dickhead
gets taken down.

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At 00:05:32,931, Character said: Yes, you've said this
all before,

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At 00:05:34,103, Character said: but weare here to talk comedy.

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At 00:05:36,482, Character said: But, Professor, we are here
for your horror knowledge, sir.

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At 00:05:43,206, Character said: Well, I'm sure you
could all transfer out

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At 00:05:44,620, Character said: if I'm not matching
your expectations.

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At 00:05:46,206, Character said: What?
You are an expert in horror

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At 00:05:48,620, Character said: in academia and real life.

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At 00:05:50,103, Character said: Why are you pretending
like that's not true?

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At 00:05:53,206, Character said: What do you want? Hmm?

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At 00:05:54,586, Character said: - What do you mean?
- No, what do you want? Hm?

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At 00:05:57,586, Character said: You obsessive idiot.

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At 00:05:59,275, Character said: What do you want,
a goddamn autograph?

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At 00:06:01,413, Character said: What, you want some
grisly tidbit to--

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At 00:06:03,827, Character said: to feed into your
death fetish?

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At 00:06:05,586, Character said: Because humanity's saddest
and worst instinct excites you?

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At 00:06:10,620, Character said: is that what you want?

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At 00:06:15,827, Character said: Hey, that's mine!

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At 00:06:19,241, Character said: All right.
Get out, everyone.

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At 00:06:21,344, Character said: We're done for the day.

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At 00:06:23,206, Character said: I will be speaking to
the head of English about this.

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At 00:06:28,965, Character said: A***e.

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At 00:06:54,344, Character said: Hi, Andy.
Come in.

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At 00:06:56,827, Character said: - For the hostess.
- Thank you so much.

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At 00:07:01,310, Character said: Can I take your coat?

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At 00:07:02,758, Character said: Uh, sure. Thanks.

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At 00:07:07,517, Character said: - Look, sorry--
- So, listen--

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At 00:07:08,827, Character said: Sending those flowers was
weird.

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At 00:07:10,310, Character said: I know I should have
reached out...