The Bernie Mac Show s04e02 Stiff Upper Lip.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,837, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:18,019, Character said: Ooh, did you sign Bryana's
permission slip to the Autry National Center?

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At 00:00:21,522, Character said: Baby, you know, I always
dedicate all my time

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At 00:00:23,924, Character said: for the kids, every day.

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At 00:00:26,968, Character said: Can we go ride our bikes?

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At 00:00:28,029, Character said: Do I have
to get up?

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At 00:00:30,355, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:31,756, Character said: All right, well,
stay on the sidewalk.

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At 00:00:32,849, Character said: Uh, don't forget your helmets.

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At 00:00:34,035, Character said: Yeah, don't
forget your helmets.

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At 00:00:36,704, Character said: America,
when I was growing up,

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At 00:00:38,563, Character said: I didn't have a helmet
and you didn't either.

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At 00:00:41,191, Character said: And look at us. We're fine.

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At 00:00:43,485, Character said: I'll tell you
when they need a helmet--

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At 00:00:45,320, Character said: when they get on
your doggone nerves.

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At 00:00:47,155, Character said: "Uncle Bernie, give me..."

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At 00:00:48,406, Character said: "Uncle Bernie, can I get..."

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At 00:00:49,866, Character said: "Uncle Bernie, can I have..."

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At 00:00:52,953, Character said: Boy...

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At 00:00:54,788, Character said: (music playing)

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At 00:00:58,125, Character said: (funk music playing)

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At 00:01:04,714, Character said: ♪ Get up ♪

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At 00:01:06,141, Character said: (bell ringing)
♪ Get down ♪

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At 00:01:08,260, Character said: ♪ Get up ♪
(chuckling)

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At 00:01:10,137, Character said: ♪ Get down ♪

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At 00:01:18,353, Character said: This is what
I'm talking about, America!

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At 00:01:20,706, Character said: The girl eight years old.

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At 00:01:22,482, Character said: She riding
with training wheels.

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At 00:01:23,959, Character said: When I was eight years old,
America,

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At 00:01:25,561, Character said: I was putting food on the table
'cause I was able.

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At 00:01:27,195, Character said: Man, I just hope
the neighbors didn't see it.

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At 00:01:30,290, Character said: This is our future.

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At 00:01:31,908, Character said: You all keep patronizing
these little things here.

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At 00:01:33,994, Character said: They going to run the world.

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At 00:01:35,179, Character said: We're doomed.

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At 00:01:36,746, Character said: She's afraid.

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At 00:01:38,423, Character said: Of what? You g***t the girl
already wearing a helmet,

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At 00:01:41,793, Character said: mosquito repellent,

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At 00:01:43,679, Character said: sunscreen,
kneepads.

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At 00:01:45,130, Character said: You g***t the girl so sheltered,

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At 00:01:46,598, Character said: when it comes time for her
to go out in the real world,

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At 00:01:48,216, Character said: she ain't going
to be able to handle it.

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At 00:01:49,309, Character said: And that ain't good, baby.

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At 00:01:50,510, Character said: She's only eight years old.

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At 00:01:52,012, Character said: Wanda,
she's eight years old.

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At 00:01:54,639, Character said: She's had time.

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At 00:01:56,116, Character said: When I was eight years old,
I was working two jobs.

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At 00:01:57,693, Character said: Doing what?

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At 00:01:58,902, Character said: Bootlegging and
running the numbers.

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At 00:01:59,853, Character said: Why are
you lying?

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At 00:02:01,146, Character said: First of all,
it ain't about me.

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At 00:02:02,623, Character said: It's about you
babying Baby Girl. That's the lie.

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At 00:02:05,501, Character said: You g***t the girl so
overprotected and so she already

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At 00:02:07,444, Character said: g***t it figured she's going
to be a child her whole life.

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At 00:02:09,505, Character said: You already g***t her
thinking she's going to live in the basement

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At 00:02:11,507, Character said: at 35 years of age.
And I'm telling you right now, baby,

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At 00:02:14,051, Character said: it ain't going to happen.

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At 00:02:15,493, Character said: So you're going to prevent
all of that

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At 00:02:17,204, Character said: by taking off
her training wheels?

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At 00:02:20,081, Character said: It's a start.

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At 00:02:21,082, Character said: Oh, okay.
Yeah.

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At 00:02:24,344, Character said: I'm afraid,
Uncle Bernie.

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At 00:02:26,129, Character said: Don't be afraid,
sweetheart.

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At 00:02:27,214, Character said: I g***t you.
I won't let go.

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At 00:02:28,924, Character said: You promise?
I promise.

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At 00:02:30,258, Character said: Look, this is your
Uncle Bernie, okay?

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At 00:02:32,278, Character said: Come on.
You can do it.

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At 00:02:34,054, Character said: Come on.
Steady, steady.

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At 00:02:35,096, Character said: Steady,
steady, steady.

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At 00:02:36,431, Character said: Come on, come on.
Come on, baby.

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At 00:02:38,141, Character said: Don't let go!
I won't. You g***t it!

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At 00:02:40,310, Character said: You g***t it! Yeah!

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At 00:02:43,113, Character said: (crashing)

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At 00:02:44,773, Character said: (car alarm wailing)

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At 00:02:46,024, Character said: Baby Girl!

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At 00:02:49,152, Character said: BERNIE: Come on, baby...

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At 00:02:53,240, Character said: Oh, Lord.

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At 00:02:55,742, Character said: Oh, let me see you.

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At 00:02:58,879, Character said: Oh, come here.

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At 00:03:00,330, Character said: Give your
Aunt Wanda a hug.

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At 00:03:03,124, Character said: Oh, how
are you doing?

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At 00:03:05,126, Character said: (mumbling)

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At 00:03:09,005, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:03:12,184, Character said: WANDA: Come here.

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At 00:03:14,678, Character said: Why did she have
to look at me like that?

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At 00:03:16,805, Character said: And don't you look at me
like that either, America.

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At 00:03:20,183, Character said: I told Baby Girl
I would be with her

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At 00:03:21,977, Character said: the whole time and I was.

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At 00:03:24,020, Character said: I was with her when she fell.

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At 00:03:26,356, Character said: I was with her
in the emergency room.

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At 00:03:28,358, Character said: I'm with her right now...

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At 00:03:30,211, Character said: to mash up the food
like the doctor said.

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At 00:03:42,890, Character said: This should do
it right here.

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At 00:03:44,892, Character said: Mm... yummy.

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At 00:03:50,898, Character said: Okay, sweetheart,
here you go.

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At 00:03:52,549, Character said: I g***t your
favorite, baby.

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At 00:03:54,509, Character said: Spaghetti
and meatballs,

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At 00:03:56,636, Character said: and your own
crazy straw.

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At 00:04:07,981, Character said: (groans)

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At 00:04:11,318, Character said: (mumbling)

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At 00:04:13,236, Character said: What was that?

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At 00:04:14,654, Character said: She said,
"Why'd you let go?"

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At 00:04:17,949, Character said: How do you understand her?

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At 00:04:19,868, Character said: She's my sister.

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At 00:04:22,162, Character said: Sweetie, would you
like your uncle

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At 00:04:23,180, Character said: to blend up
something else?

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At 00:04:24,414, Character said: (mumbles)
No.

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At 00:04:25,874, Character said: Okay, yeah, we g***t that.

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At 00:04:27,801, Character said: And sweetie, try not
to talk with a broken jaw.

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At 00:04:30,670, Character said: Hairline fracture.
That's what the doctor said.

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At 00:04:32,398, Character said: One out of a million chances
of that happening like that.

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At 00:04:34,841, Character said: She was wearing
that doggone helmet.

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At 00:04:36,509, Character said: The doctor said that
might have made it worse.

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At 00:04:38,353, Character said: No, he didn't.

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At 00:04:39,479, Character said: Well, you ain't
no jaw doctor.

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At 00:04:41,348, Character said: You ain't
no jaw doctor.

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At 00:04:43,350, Character said: (indistinct chatter over PA)

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At 00:04:45,352, Character said: (down-tempo music playing)

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At 00:04:53,193, Character said: (saw buzzing)

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At 00:05:35,360, Character said: (mumbling)

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At 00:05:36,703, Character said: Okay, okay, okay,
just sit tight.

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At 00:05:38,964, Character said: Slow down, Baby Girl, okay?

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At 00:05:40,490, Character said: (muffled, angry)

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At 00:05:42,343, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:43,585, Character said: (muffled)
Is it something at school?

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At 00:05:46,496, Character said: Your homework?

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At 00:05:48,173, Character said: Lunch time?

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At 00:05:50,667, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:52,043, Character said: (muffled)

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At 00:05:53,553, Character said: Okay, okay, Baby Girl.

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At 00:05:54,988, Character said: Just sit tight
till we see Nessa, okay?

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At 00:05:56,631, Character said: Just sit tight, all right?

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At 00:05:59,342, Character said: All right.

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At 00:06:00,760, Character said: (complaining, muffled)
I know, I know.

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At 00:06:03,012, Character said: I hear you, I hear you,
I hear you.

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At 00:06:04,564, Character said: Would you please, Baby...

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At 00:06:06,358, Character said: Nessa! Nessa!

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At 00:06:08,810, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:10,603, Character said: Nessa, come here
right quick.

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At 00:06:12,072, Character said: She been mumbling like this
all the way home.

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At 00:06:13,481, Character said: Come here,
come tell me

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At 00:06:14,858, Character said: what the heck
she's talking about.

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At 00:06:17,402, Character said: (urgent mumbling)

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At 00:06:20,247, Character said: What's she saying?

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At 00:06:21,656, Character said: She says she can't go
on her school field trip

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At 00:06:23,658, Character said: because her
jaw is broken.

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At 00:06:25,410, Character said: Hairline fracture.

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At 00:06:27,036, Character said: (scolding, muffled)

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At 00:06:31,749, Character said: What else?...