The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) Subtitles

At 00:00:01,135, Character said: Captioning sponsored by
PARAMOUNT PICTURES

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At 00:00:11,379, Character said: Captioning sponsored by
PARAMOUNT PICTURES

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At 00:00:16,750, Character said: * Here, there's hills
of desert cheap wine *

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At 00:00:24,158, Character said: * Here, there's psychic
mocha hotline *

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At 00:00:31,565, Character said: * I'm feeling nothing

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At 00:00:34,368, Character said: * It feels fine

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At 00:00:37,338, Character said: * I'm feeling nothing

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At 00:00:47,381, Character said: * Mo... jo

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At 00:00:51,719, Character said: * Mojo in the sunshine

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At 00:00:56,257, Character said: * Mud slide

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At 00:01:00,361, Character said: * Free-range
chocolate shoeshine *

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At 00:01:04,332, Character said: * I'm feeling nothing

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At 00:01:07,535, Character said: * It feels fine

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At 00:01:10,471, Character said: * I'm feeling nothing

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At 00:01:13,341, Character said: * For all to shine.

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At 00:01:15,743, Character said: ( siren blaring )

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At 00:01:18,779, Character said: MAN:
Well, that's what's brilliant
about you, Mr. Feldman.

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At 00:01:22,283, Character said: No one else would have thought
of building

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At 00:01:24,352, Character said: a residential mini-mall.

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At 00:01:25,786, Character said: Now that I've g***t everyone
else on the block

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At 00:01:28,156, Character said: to agree to your offer,
I think we're...

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At 00:01:29,623, Character said: It's g***t to be everyone
on the block-- everyone--

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At 00:01:32,426, Character said: or the deal's off.

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At 00:01:34,162, Character said: Oh, we're headed
into the canyon.

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At 00:01:36,164, Character said: I think I'm losing you.

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At 00:01:37,298, Character said: Mr. Feldman.

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At 00:01:38,632, Character said: Cut the crap, Dittmeyer.

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At 00:01:40,301, Character said: Did you get everyone or not?

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At 00:01:42,636, Character said: Well, there's this one family
that's holding out.

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At 00:01:45,306, Character said: Then sweeten the deal.

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At 00:01:46,640, Character said: Up the offer.

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At 00:01:47,641, Character said: It's not that simple.

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At 00:01:49,177, Character said: It's like they're not interested
in money.

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At 00:01:51,479, Character said: It's like they're not normal.

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At 00:01:53,381, Character said: Why the hell not?

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At 00:01:54,715, Character said: What's their story?

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At 00:01:56,917, Character said: * Here's the story
of a lovely lady *

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At 00:02:00,821, Character said: * Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls *

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At 00:02:05,193, Character said: * All of them had hair of gold
like their mother *

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At 00:02:09,663, Character said: * The youngest one in curls

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At 00:02:12,333, Character said: * It's a story
of a man named Brady *

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At 00:02:16,370, Character said: * Who was busy with three boys
of his own *

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At 00:02:19,673, Character said: * They were four men
living all together *

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At 00:02:23,844, Character said: * Yet they were all alone

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At 00:02:27,481, Character said: * Till the one day
when the lady met this fellow *

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At 00:02:30,718, Character said: * And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch *

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At 00:02:34,388, Character said: * That this group must
somehow form a family *

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At 00:02:38,359, Character said: * That's the way we all became
the Brady Bunch *

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At 00:02:41,495, Character said: * The Brady Bunch

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At 00:02:44,232, Character said: * The Brady Bunch

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At 00:02:46,300, Character said: * That's the way we became
the Brady Bunch. *

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At 00:02:58,979, Character said: ( sighs )

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At 00:03:10,358, Character said: ( heavy metal music playing )

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At 00:03:13,527, Character said: ( grunts )

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At 00:03:17,731, Character said: Don't worry about me.

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At 00:03:19,267, Character said: I'm okay.

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At 00:03:22,403, Character said: Morning, Mrs. Brady.

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At 00:03:23,537, Character said: Oh, thanks, Alice.

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At 00:03:24,638, Character said: Morning, Alice.

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At 00:03:25,706, Character said: Careful, Mr. Brady.
Don't bend over.

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At 00:03:30,344, Character said: We've gotten

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At 00:03:31,579, Character said: the Dittmeyers' mail
again, sweetheart.

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At 00:03:33,747, Character said: You'd think, after
all these years

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At 00:03:35,549, Character said: they'd know
who lives where.

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At 00:03:37,285, Character said: Well, I always know where
to deliver my mail.

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At 00:03:40,454, Character said: Mr. Brady...

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At 00:03:41,389, Character said: ( lisping ):
Mommy, Marcia's been

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At 00:03:43,391, Character said: in the bathroom for
a super-long time.

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At 00:03:45,459, Character said: Now, Cindy, we've
told you before--

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At 00:03:46,760, Character said: no one likes
a tattletale.

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At 00:03:48,462, Character said: But, Daddy...

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At 00:03:50,063, Character said: Your father's right,
sweetheart.

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At 00:03:51,399, Character said: Why don't you

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At 00:03:52,400, Character said: help Alice
make some cookies?

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At 00:03:53,601, Character said: Okay, Mommy.

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At 00:03:54,735, Character said: But can my doll help, too?

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At 00:03:57,070, Character said: As long as it's
not Betsy Wetsy.

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At 00:03:59,072, Character said: She makes my cookies
soggy woggy.

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At 00:04:01,742, Character said: Oh, Alice.

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At 00:04:04,445, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:04:05,646, Character said: 4,998...

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At 00:04:09,016, Character said: Come on, Marcia, open up.

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At 00:04:10,784, Character said: I've g***t to shave.

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At 00:04:12,453, Character said: 4,999...

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At 00:04:15,088, Character said: Gosh, Marcia, there are
other people in this family

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At 00:04:18,459, Character said: besides you.

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At 00:04:19,627, Character said: 5,000.

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At 00:04:21,962, Character said: JAN:
Come on, Marcia.

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At 00:04:23,464, Character said: Doug Simpson's sure
to notice me today.

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At 00:04:26,967, Character said: All finished.

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At 00:04:28,636, Character said: Finally.

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At 00:04:29,637, Character said: Greg.

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At 00:04:30,971, Character said: Jan, you're just going
to have to wait your turn.

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At 00:04:33,641, Character said: It's never my turn.

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At 00:04:43,984, Character said: Jan, did you move
my trophies?

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At 00:04:46,620, Character said: Yes. I couldn't look
in the mirror

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At 00:04:49,357, Character said: without seeing the awards
of the great Marcia Brady.

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At 00:04:53,126, Character said: ( clears throat )

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At 00:04:55,829, Character said: I believe these are
my white kneesocks.

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At 00:04:58,999, Character said: Not everything in
this room is yours.

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At 00:05:08,075, Character said: See, Jan? I told you
they were mine.

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At 00:05:11,078, Character said: Now, put them back,
and don't forget to close

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At 00:05:13,681, Character said: the drawer when you're done.

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At 00:05:16,817, Character said: She has every right to be mad.

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At 00:05:18,519, Character said: They are her socks.

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At 00:05:20,688, Character said: But why does Marcia get
all the socks?

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At 00:05:24,024, Character said: Why does Marcia get
all the trophies?

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At 00:05:26,694, Character said: Why does Marcia get
all the good drawers?

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At 00:05:30,631, Character said: Yeah. Why does Marcia
get everything?

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At 00:05:36,169, Character said: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

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At 00:05:40,007, Character said: It's closed!

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At 00:05:42,643, Character said: Come on, Greg. Hurry up.

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At 00:05:45,045, Character said: ( voice cracking ):
Boy, he's worse than Marcia.

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At 00:05:47,715, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:05:49,417, Character said: Hey, what's wrong
with your voice?

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At 00:05:51,885, Character said: Well, my libido is increasing
at a rapid rate

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At 00:05:54,888, Character said: and the surge of hormones

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At 00:05:56,557, Character said: causes dramatic physical
and emotional changes.

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At 00:06:00,428, Character said: Well, that's what Miss Lynley
told us in health class.

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At 00:06:04,197, Character said: Finally.

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At 00:06:05,899, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:07,601, Character said: Well, you kids have no idea what
it takes to impress a chick.

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At 00:06:10,771, Character said: Maybe, someday,
when you're older

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At 00:06:12,573, Character said: you'll get hip
to what it's like being a man.

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At 00:06:15,909, Character said: Good news, Greg.

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At 00:06:17,611, Character said: I'm putting on your favorite
Scooby Doo bedsheets.

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At 00:06:20,448, Character said: ( laughing )

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At 00:06:21,582, Character said: Scooby Dooby doo!

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At 00:06:25,619, Character said: Honey, I think you've
stirred that enough.

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At 00:06:29,122, Character said: I'm not stirring.

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At 00:06:30,524, Character said: I'm looking for
Kitty Carryall's underpants.

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At 00:06:34,595, Character said: I tell you what.

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At 00:06:35,929, Character said: Why don't I take
over the cookies,

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At 00:06:37,931, Character said: and you run these letters
to the Dittmeyers

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At 00:06:40,468, Character said: and see if they've gotten
any of our mail by mistake.

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At 00:06:43,203, Character said: Okay, Mommy.

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At 00:07:00,721, Character said: ( siren blaring )

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At 00:07:01,855, Character said: Missy,

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At 00:07:03,090, Character said: get your butt-ugly face
down here!

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At 00:07:05,058, Character said: Hello, Eric.
Are your parents home?

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At 00:07:07,027, Character said: Blow off, cheeseball.

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At 00:07:09,530, Character said: Missy!

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At 00:07:12,065, Character said: Shut up before you
have a toxic dump.

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At 00:07:15,503, Character said: Hello, Missy.

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At 00:07:16,537, Character said: How's your science project
coming?

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At 00:07:18,171, Character said: I finished mine.

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At 00:07:19,239, Character said: What are you going to do?

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