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At 00:02:06,376, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen, the driving
force behind Catholicism Wow!

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At 00:02:09,588, Character said: ...Cardinal Glick.

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At 00:02:18,222, Character said: Thank you, thank you.

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At 00:02:19,515, Character said: Now, we all know
how the majority...

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At 00:02:21,475, Character said: ...and the media in this country...

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At 00:02:23,727, Character said: ...view the Catholic Church.

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At 00:02:26,021, Character said: They think of us as a pass�,
archaic institution.

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At 00:02:29,316, Character said: People find the Bible obtuse...

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At 00:02:32,569, Character said: ...even hokey.

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At 00:02:34,154, Character said: Now, in an effort
to disprove all that...

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At 00:02:36,323, Character said: ...the Church has appointed this year
as a time of renewal...

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At 00:02:40,077, Character said: ...both of faith and of style.

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At 00:02:42,788, Character said: For example, the crucifix.

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At 00:02:45,249, Character said: While it has been a time-honored
symbol of our faith...

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At 00:02:48,043, Character said: ...Holy Mother Church
has decided to retire...

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At 00:02:51,088, Character said: ...this highly recognizable...

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At 00:02:52,756, Character said: ...yet wholly depressing image...

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At 00:02:55,217, Character said: ...of our Lord, crucified.

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At 00:02:57,427, Character said: Christ didn't come to Earth
to give us the willies.

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At 00:03:00,848, Character said: He came to help us out.

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At 00:03:02,766, Character said: He was a booster, and it's
with that take on our Lord in mind...

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At 00:03:06,562, Character said: ...that we've come up with a new,
more inspiring sigil.

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At 00:03:10,107, Character said: So it is with great pleasure
that I present you with the first...

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At 00:03:13,443, Character said: ...of many revamps
the Catholicism Wow! campaign...

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At 00:03:16,113, Character said: ...will unveil over the next year,
I give you...

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At 00:03:19,700, Character said: ..."The Buddy Christ."

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At 00:03:30,752, Character said: That's not the sanctioned term
we're using for the symbol.

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At 00:03:33,630, Character said: Just something we've been
kicking around the office.

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At 00:03:36,216, Character said: But look at it.

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At 00:03:37,759, Character said: Doesn't it pop?

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At 00:03:39,720, Character said: Buddy Christ.

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At 00:03:41,430, Character said: Well, there you have it.

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At 00:03:43,483, Character said: Let me get this straight.

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At 00:03:45,443, Character said: You don't believe in God
because of Alice in Wonderland?

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At 00:03:48,738, Character said: No, Through the Looking Glass.

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At 00:03:51,449, Character said: That poem,
"The Walrus and the Carpenter"...

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At 00:03:53,409, Character said: ...is an indictment
of organized religion.

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At 00:03:55,495, Character said: The Walrus, with his girth
and good nature...

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At 00:03:57,747, Character said: ...he obviously represents
either Buddha...

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At 00:03:59,875, Character said: ...or with his tusks, the Hindu
elephant god, Lord Ganesha.

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At 00:04:02,837, Character said: That takes care
of your Eastern religions.

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At 00:04:04,922, Character said: Now, the Carpenter,
an obvious reference to Jesus Christ...

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At 00:04:07,758, Character said: ...who was raised a carpenter's son,
represents Western religions.

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At 00:04:12,179, Character said: Now, in the poem,
what do they do?

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At 00:04:13,931, Character said: They dupe all these oysters
into following them...

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At 00:04:16,600, Character said: ...then proceed to shuck and devour
the helpless creatures en masse.

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At 00:04:20,437, Character said: I don't know what that says to you,
but to me it says...

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At 00:04:23,440, Character said: ...that following these faiths
based on mythological figures...

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At 00:04:27,278, Character said: ...destroys one's inner being.

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At 00:04:30,239, Character said: Organized religion destroys
who we are...

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At 00:04:32,283, Character said: ...by inhibiting our actions,
by inhibiting our decisions...

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At 00:04:35,286, Character said: ...out of fear of some
intangible parent figure...

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At 00:04:38,581, Character said: ...who shakes a finger at us
from thousands of years ago...

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At 00:04:41,625, Character said: ...and says, "Do it...
Do it and I'll f***g spank you!"

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At 00:04:45,629, Character said: Oh, Jesus!

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At 00:04:47,047, Character said: The way you put it, I've never really
thought about it like that before.

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At 00:04:51,510, Character said: What have I been doing
with my life?

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At 00:04:54,972, Character said: - What ** I...?
- Yeah, I know.

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At 00:04:57,641, Character said: Listen, my advice to you...

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At 00:04:59,476, Character said: ...take this money you've
collected for your parish...

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At 00:05:02,271, Character said: ...go get yourself a nice dress,
you know? Fix yourself up.

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At 00:05:05,399, Character said: Find some man, some woman, you
can connect with, even for a moment...

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At 00:05:08,777, Character said: ...because that's really all life is,
Sister, it's a series of moments.

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At 00:05:12,698, Character said: Why don't you seize yours?

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At 00:05:18,038, Character said: Attagirl. Attagirl.

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At 00:05:27,339, Character said: You know, here's what
I don't get about you.

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At 00:05:29,507, Character said: You know for a fact
that there is a God.

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At 00:05:32,385, Character said: You've been in his presence.
He's spoken to you personally.

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At 00:05:35,263, Character said: - Yet I heard you claim to be atheist.
- I like to f***k with the clergy.

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At 00:05:38,683, Character said: I just love it. I love to keep
those guys on their toes.

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At 00:05:42,103, Character said: Here's what I don't get about you.

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At 00:05:43,939, Character said: Why do you feel the need
to come to this place all the time?

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At 00:05:46,942, Character said: My friend, because
this is humanity at its best.

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At 00:05:49,527, Character said: Look at them.

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At 00:05:50,737, Character said: All that anger, all that mistrust,
all that unhappiness...

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At 00:05:54,699, Character said: ...forgotten for that one perfect moment
when they get off the plane.

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At 00:05:58,703, Character said: See those two?

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At 00:06:00,038, Character said: That guy doesn't know that the girl
cheated on him while she was away.

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At 00:06:03,458, Character said: - She did?
- Twice.

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At 00:06:05,377, Character said: - Nice.
- But it doesn't matter right now...

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At 00:06:07,629, Character said: ...because they're just both so relieved
to be with one another.

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At 00:06:11,591, Character said: I like that.

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At 00:06:13,009, Character said: I wish they could all
feel that way more often.

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At 00:06:15,387, Character said: Is this why I had to come down here
and miss my f***g cartoons?

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At 00:06:18,556, Character said: You call me, you tell me
it's important, you know?

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At 00:06:21,142, Character said: What, to share in your half-assed
obsession with Hallmark moments?

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At 00:06:24,437, Character said: We're going home.

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At 00:06:26,731, Character said: Somebody sent us this in the mail.

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At 00:06:33,656, Character said: Take it and quit leering at me.
People will think I broke up with you.

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At 00:06:37,076, Character said: - You did just say we're going home?
- Read.

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At 00:06:40,538, Character said: "Cardinal Glick Cuts Ribbon On
Catholicism Wow! Campaign."

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At 00:06:44,583, Character said: And?

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At 00:06:47,086, Character said: You have to keep reading.

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At 00:06:49,922, Character said: "The rededication of
St. Michael's Church"...

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At 00:06:52,174, Character said: is the kickoff of
a new campaign...

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At 00:06:53,926, Character said: ...which seeks to bring
Catholicism into the mainstream.

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At 00:06:56,512, Character said: With a papal sanction,
the archway entrance...

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At 00:06:58,931, Character said: ...of the century-old Jersey Shore
house of worship...

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At 00:07:01,600, Character said: ...will serve as a passageway
of plenary indulgence...

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At 00:07:04,103, Character said: ...a little-known Catholic belief
offering all that passes through it...

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At 00:07:07,606, Character said: ...a morally clean slate.

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At 00:07:09,442, Character said: For Sunday News Brief,
I'm Grant Hicks.

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At 00:07:12,695, Character said: All I gotta do, I walk through the arch
thing, and then I can go back home?

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At 00:07:16,323, Character said: No. By walking through the archway,
all your sins are forgiven.

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At 00:07:19,785, Character said: - Then all we have to do is die.
- Die? I don't wanna die.

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At 00:07:22,538, Character said: - You rather hang around here?
- No. We don't know if we can die.

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At 00:07:26,333, Character said: But what if we can and then
the arch thing doesn't work?

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At 00:07:29,503, Character said: What then, hell? F***k that.

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At 00:07:31,255, Character said: It's impossible.
If we cut off our wings...

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At 00:07:33,382, Character said: ...and transubstantiate to complete
human form, we become mortal.

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At 00:07:36,886, Character said: If we die with clean souls,
they can't keep us out.

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At 00:07:39,430, Character said: We won't be angels anymore,
but at least we get to go home.

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At 00:07:42,641, Character said: - Who sent the paper?
- Who cares who sent the paper?

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At 00:07:46,020, Character said: All that matters is that after
all these years, we found a loophole.

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At 00:07:49,316, Character said: He can't keep us out anymore.

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