Gossip Girl Shes Having A Maybe Eng S01E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:05,625, Character said: ♪ ("SPOTLIGHT"
BY JESSIE WARE PLAYING) ♪

2
At 00:00:07,875, Character said: GOSSIP GIRL:
Good evening, followers.

3
At 00:00:09,666, Character said: ♪ Ain't enough to say... ♪

4
At 00:00:12,083, Character said: Gossip Girl here. Your one
and only source for the truth

5
At 00:00:15,041, Character said: behind the scandalous lies
of New York's elite.

6
At 00:00:19,333, Character said: What's all that rustling

7
At 00:00:20,166, Character said: reverberating
through the twilight?

8
At 00:00:22,166, Character said: Why, that's the echo of anxiety,
the jangling of nerves

9
At 00:00:26,750, Character said: in preparation
for a big night ahead.

10
At 00:00:28,833, Character said: And what exactly
is on the docket

11
At 00:00:31,583, Character said: this September evening?

12
At 00:00:32,625, Character said: An autumn equinox affair?

13
At 00:00:35,708, Character said: Opening night at the ballet?

14
At 00:00:39,125, Character said: Or something more essential?

15
At 00:00:43,375, Character said: -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

16
At 00:00:45,625, Character said: GOSSIP GIRL: Annual
parent-teacher conferences.

17
At 00:00:48,916, Character said: -New shoes?
-GG's gone to her head.

18
At 00:00:51,416, Character said: KATE KELLER: I just g***t worried
I wouldn't make a good impression.

19
At 00:00:53,083, Character said: GOSSIP GIRL:
But on the Upper East Side,

20
At 00:00:55,500, Character said: they do things differently.

21
At 00:00:57,000, Character said: The students aren't
the ones under review.

22
At 00:00:59,791, Character said: -It's the teachers.
-(WHISPERS) Put that away.

23
At 00:01:01,833, Character said: It just looks
like she's texting.

24
At 00:01:03,000, Character said: On parent-teacher night?
That's even worse.

25
At 00:01:06,666, Character said: Last time, Alec Baldwin
confiscated my phone.

26
At 00:01:09,666, Character said: I never g***t it back.

27
At 00:01:11,083, Character said: HEADMISTRESS BURTON:
Oh, Mr. Calloway.

28
At 00:01:13,166, Character said: -Hi, Davis.
-That's Julien's dad?

29
At 00:01:15,833, Character said: -Always a pleasure.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

30
At 00:01:18,333, Character said: My pleasure, not yours.

31
At 00:01:19,166, Character said: He's a Constance parent
hall-of-famer.

32
At 00:01:22,166, Character said: More Grammys than Diplo
and Calvin Harris combined.

33
At 00:01:24,125, Character said: WENDY: Davis also underwrites
our art scholarship,

34
At 00:01:27,708, Character said: the one Zoya Lott
currently holds.

35
At 00:01:29,875, Character said: Bet he still doesn't know
she even goes here.

36
At 00:01:31,875, Character said: Who wants to tell him?

37
At 00:01:33,000, Character said: Ooh, maybe Gossip Girl!
Tag him in something!

38
At 00:01:38,666, Character said: You haven't posted
a single tip in days.

39
At 00:01:40,166, Character said: I haven't had time
to verify anything.

40
At 00:01:42,458, Character said: This is working
too well to risk it.

41
At 00:01:44,375, Character said: She's right. Someone actually
raised their hand in class yesterday.

42
At 00:01:48,041, Character said: To ask a question.

43
At 00:01:49,166, Character said: Because they're all
running scared.

44
At 00:01:50,875, Character said: Nobody wants to be
the next target.

45
At 00:01:51,958, Character said: I'm just waiting
for the perfect thing,

46
At 00:01:55,208, Character said: and then I'll post.

47
At 00:01:57,333, Character said: GOSSIP GIRL: While the parents
play with the politics of privilege,

48
At 00:01:59,708, Character said: where are their heirs?

49
At 00:02:03,541, Character said: -Deep in Dumbo, of course.
-Wish you were here.

50
At 00:02:07,083, Character said: GOSSIP GIRL: Looks like somebody
wasn't invited to the party.

51
At 00:02:10,583, Character said: NICK LOTT: So, to review,
I'm off to meet your teachers,

52
At 00:02:13,083, Character said: and you're still grounded
until further notice.

53
At 00:02:15,583, Character said: Are we clear?

54
At 00:02:17,916, Character said: I know you still feel bad.

55
At 00:02:19,750, Character said: I'd choose "terrible,"
personally.

56
At 00:02:21,416, Character said: NICK: Don't feel terrible
for me.

57
At 00:02:23,125, Character said: I'm not the thing you should be
worrying about right now.

58
At 00:02:25,833, Character said: The Headmistress asked to speak
to me personally tonight.

59
At 00:02:28,416, Character said: And if she pulls
the scholarship, I don't know what we'll do.

60
At 00:02:37,250, Character said: ♪ ("JAGUAR" BY VICTORIA MONÉT
PLAYING) ♪

61
At 00:02:39,500, Character said: ♪ Supersonic pussycat
Just like a jaguar... ♪

62
At 00:02:41,708, Character said: I'm going out
with my girls tonight,

63
At 00:02:43,083, Character said: so I have to look my best.

64
At 00:02:44,708, Character said: What do you guys think,
Glow Up or Glossier?

65
At 00:02:48,041, Character said: I'm watching those replies,
so weigh in or tag out.

66
At 00:02:51,791, Character said: MONET DE HAAN: You're protected.
We'll hashtag GirlsNightOut,

67
At 00:02:53,291, Character said: so that no one would even think
about Obie not being here.

68
At 00:02:55,625, Character said: How long can we do that?

69
At 00:02:57,791, Character said: People are gonna start
to notice he's missing.

70
At 00:02:59,750, Character said: Well, you're safe
through SelfCareSunday,

71
At 00:03:00,833, Character said: MeTimeMonday, DinnersWithDaddy,
GirlsJustWantToHaveSun,

72
At 00:03:04,583, Character said: PetsForVets, PilatesParty,
ShoppingWithMySisters,

73
At 00:03:07,375, Character said: and of course,
ThankYouEssentialWorkers.

74
At 00:03:09,208, Character said: So you have...
two days to get him back?

75
At 00:03:13,333, Character said: And-- And you will.

76
At 00:03:14,625, Character said: This is just like
that time you took a selfie

77
At 00:03:16,416, Character said: in front of the Paul Smith wall
in L.A.

78
At 00:03:18,125, Character said: and didn't notice
the homeless encampment in the BG.

79
At 00:03:19,500, Character said: You apologized,

80
At 00:03:21,708, Character said: wore that "Bernie babe" tee
for a week, and all was forgiven.

81
At 00:03:24,375, Character said: I'll talk to him as soon
as he gets here,

82
At 00:03:25,458, Character said: apologize again, as many times
as it takes. I miss him.

83
At 00:03:30,166, Character said: He just needs
to hear that from me,

84
At 00:03:31,625, Character said: and then things can go
back to normal.

85
At 00:03:32,875, Character said: To the way they were. Right?

86
At 00:03:35,833, Character said: -Of course.
-Totally.

87
At 00:03:36,791, Character said: -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

88
At 00:03:40,125, Character said: Oh, thank God. I'm bored.

89
At 00:03:43,833, Character said: Only boring people are bored.
You are uninspired.

90
At 00:03:48,666, Character said: -Inspire me.
-(CHUCKLES)

91
At 00:03:49,666, Character said: You know, you are one
of the last people in here

92
At 00:03:52,541, Character said: that I don't know intimately.

93
At 00:03:54,000, Character said: Just gotta close your eyes
and pretend someone's new.

94
At 00:03:56,125, Character said: -I do it all the time.
-MAX WOLFE: How monoga-musty.

95
At 00:03:58,125, Character said: No, I do not have
to close my eyes

96
At 00:04:00,791, Character said: and fantasize about anything.

97
At 00:04:02,166, Character said: I allow myself
to sample everything.

98
At 00:04:07,250, Character said: Hmm.

99
At 00:04:09,833, Character said: How about you, Aki?
There are nerve endings

100
At 00:04:12,166, Character said: that two hands alone
cannot stimulate,

101
At 00:04:13,750, Character said: and I count six among us.

102
At 00:04:16,708, Character said: Never in a million years,
but thanks for thinking of me.

103
At 00:04:20,000, Character said: (MEN LAUGHING)

104
At 00:04:20,916, Character said: Oh, looks like someone
didn't wanna show up

105
At 00:04:23,541, Character said: to the parent-teacher
conferences.

106
At 00:04:24,750, Character said: Perhaps he's more interested
in the student-teacher congress?

107
At 00:04:29,541, Character said: Happy hunting.

108
At 00:04:31,208, Character said: -(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
-Oh.

109
At 00:04:33,875, Character said: Hmm. Of course.

110
At 00:04:35,291, Character said: "Dear Katherine.
We're sorry you were unable

111
At 00:04:37,583, Character said: to attend tonight's
parent-teacher meetings.

112
At 00:04:39,625, Character said: If you would like
to speak with faculty

113
At 00:04:41,125, Character said: in regards to Audrey's progress,

114
At 00:04:43,041, Character said: please do not hesitate to..."
never respond to this

115
At 00:04:45,375, Character said: or show up to anything related
to your daughter's life.

116
At 00:04:48,708, Character said: And I'm BCCed
like I'm her mother.

117
At 00:04:50,083, Character said: Well, maybe she had
a good reason.

118
At 00:04:53,208, Character said: Like all the other times?

119
At 00:04:55,458, Character said: Can't find the exit to her bed?

120
At 00:04:57,250, Character said: Designing athleisurewear
just too stressful?

121
At 00:04:59,708, Character said: Or maybe, since it's only
anecdotally about her,

122
At 00:05:02,250, Character said: she couldn't even give a s***t?

123
At 00:05:03,666, Character said: No, Kiki loves you.

124
At 00:05:04,958, Character said: Try to remember
what she's been through.

125
At 00:05:06,208, Character said: For the past 16 years?

126
At 00:05:07,750, Character said: Her line's in trouble.
She's g***t a divorce.

127
At 00:05:10,166, Character said: -A...