Riley Jacobs - Red, White & Let Stepmom Cheer You Up - MyPervyFamily Subtitles

At 00:00:20,880, Character said: Hey honey, there you are. Hey, how's it
going?

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At 00:00:23,700, Character said: Good, you?

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At 00:00:24,880, Character said: Why are you still here?

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At 00:00:26,520, Character said: Uh... I was supposed to go outside. I'm
a little upset. I guess I'm about to

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At 00:00:30,400, Character said: have men out there doing anything for
me.

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At 00:00:32,340, Character said: Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

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At 00:00:34,400, Character said: Sorry, no.

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At 00:00:35,920, Character said: You were looking forward to that,
though.

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At 00:00:38,400, Character said: Yeah, yeah,

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At 00:00:40,140, Character said: yeah.

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At 00:00:41,080, Character said: Yeah, I guess I'm going to figure
something else out to do.

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At 00:00:44,940, Character said: You can't meet up with them later or
anything?

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At 00:00:47,120, Character said: No. No.

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At 00:00:49,160, Character said: Well,

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At 00:00:50,540, Character said: you know, I tell you what, you can
always stay here with your dad and I.

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At 00:00:55,710, Character said: Yeah, I mean, I feel like such a loser
to hang out with my stepmom and my dad.

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At 00:01:02,190, Character said: Oh, come on. That'll be fun.

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At 00:01:03,770, Character said: Don't even worry about it. Your dad's at
the store right now getting some steak

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At 00:01:07,730, Character said: and some food and a firework.

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At 00:01:13,230, Character said: Yeah, that'll be fun. I g***t them just
for you.

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At 00:01:17,310, Character said: Yeah, I mean, we could light those off.
That'll be fun. Yeah?

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At 00:01:20,230, Character said: I bet it'll cheer you up.

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At 00:01:22,510, Character said: I tell you what.

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At 00:01:23,870, Character said: Let's just start now. Your dad can join
us later. All right.

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At 00:02:28,590, Character said: I like the white.

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At 00:02:29,410, Character said: Do you want to do the other one?

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At 00:02:32,390, Character said: Or do you want to wait until your father
gets back?

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At 00:02:34,330, Character said: I just want to wait.

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At 00:02:36,290, Character said: Do you have anything else?

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At 00:02:37,990, Character said: Sparklers or anything?

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At 00:02:39,150, Character said: Um, yeah.

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At 00:02:40,430, Character said: I have some.

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At 00:02:41,690, Character said: You can write my name with them.

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At 00:02:44,210, Character said: They're so much fun, aren't they?

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At 00:02:45,950, Character said: Yeah, they're fun. I haven't played with
sparklers in the longest time.

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At 00:02:57,480, Character said: These are big!

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At 00:02:58,680, Character said: I know!

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At 00:03:00,180, Character said: Look at it!

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At 00:03:01,360, Character said: It's not even like... It hardly burns!

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At 00:03:05,320, Character said: Don't get too close!

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At 00:03:10,620, Character said: Oh, my sparkle is almost done. Oh, whoa!

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At 00:03:14,640, Character said: Yo!

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At 00:03:18,880, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:03:20,660, Character said: It's alright.

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At 00:03:24,500, Character said: My bad.

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At 00:03:26,410, Character said: Oh, don't be uncomfortable.

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At 00:03:27,730, Character said: It'll be okay.

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At 00:03:29,070, Character said: Sorry, I just, I didn't mean to be rude
to look at you or your kids or anything.

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At 00:03:33,090, Character said: It happens.

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At 00:03:35,370, Character said: Yeah, just don't tell Dad.

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At 00:03:37,590, Character said: Oh, no, I, no, it's just fine. It's just
between us.

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At 00:03:42,150, Character said: Okay. I hope this cheered you up.

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At 00:03:44,010, Character said: Yeah, yeah, it's, I don't know, I just,
I still feel like a loser hanging out

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At 00:03:49,030, Character said: here with my stepmom and my dad, but I
appreciate it.

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At 00:03:55,080, Character said: Is there a girl that you are going to go
see?

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At 00:03:57,240, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:04:01,240, Character said: Maybe. Yeah?

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At 00:04:03,220, Character said: It's in the past now. Well,

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At 00:04:06,020, Character said: maybe there's another way that'll

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At 00:04:12,980, Character said: cheer you up.

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At 00:04:14,320, Character said: What? More sparklers?

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At 00:04:16,200, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:21,640, Character said: Whoa. Whoa.

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At 00:04:24,280, Character said: What about Dad?

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At 00:04:25,640, Character said: He's going to be home any minute.

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At 00:04:27,100, Character said: No, he's not.

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At 00:04:28,260, Character said: He's been at least like two hours. He
went to the store.

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At 00:04:31,820, Character said: You know how the lines are. He's g***t to
get charcoal.

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At 00:04:34,620, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:04:36,320, Character said: You're my stepmom and all.

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At 00:04:40,040, Character said: Step? I saw you looking at him.

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At 00:04:45,500, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:47,660, Character said: You want to tell Dad about this?

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At 00:04:49,960, Character said: No, it can be our little secret.

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At 00:04:53,450, Character said: Feel better?

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At 00:04:54,350, Character said: Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect it to be so
big.

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At 00:04:58,230, Character said: Yeah, your dad paid for them.

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At 00:05:03,070, Character said: I guess this is a good way to cheer me
up.

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At 00:05:10,610, Character said: I didn't expect it, I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:14,570, Character said: Enjoy it. They're nice folks, I can't
complain.

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At 00:05:17,410, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:21,930, Character said: I won't even remember that you were sad
tonight.

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At 00:05:25,870, Character said: I guess not. Forget all about the girl.

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At 00:05:28,470, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:30,150, Character said: What girl?

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At 00:05:32,090, Character said: Right.

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At 00:05:38,250, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:39,730, Character said: Oh. Sure you won't tell dad about this?

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At 00:05:43,210, Character said: I won't.

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At 00:05:45,010, Character said: I won't if you won't.

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At 00:05:46,910, Character said: No, I won't. I'm game.

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At 00:05:48,950, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:05:50,890, Character said: See, it runs in the family.

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At 00:05:52,770, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:05:55,050, Character said: Definitely not ashamed of it.

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At 00:06:00,550, Character said: No reason to be.

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At 00:06:04,470, Character said: I mean, I guess, why not? We're already
this far. Right?

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At 00:06:24,840, Character said: Ooh, can't say I expected this tonight.

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At 00:06:28,880, Character said: Well, there's somebody around.

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At 00:06:32,500, Character said: Better keep it down though, so my
neighbors don't tell God.

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At 00:06:35,320, Character said: Ooh, that's probably thinking.

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At 00:06:56,720, Character said: We're good.

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At 00:07:31,560, Character said: there, dear.

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At 00:08:09,290, Character said: How could I not be?

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At 00:08:15,710, Character said: This feels so good.

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At 00:08:39,720, Character said: I hope so.

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At 00:09:25,390, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:10:20,140, Character said: What the hell? What the hell?

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At 00:11:12,940, Character said: bigger than your dad.

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At 00:11:14,000, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:11:17,700, Character said: I guess he really does run in the
family.

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At 00:11:22,720, Character said: That's amazing.

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At 00:12:00,620, Character said: You've been plotting on this for a
while, huh? Oh my god.

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At 00:12:37,200, Character said: So, hi, I'm going to hug my mom. Hi.

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At 00:12:40,000, Character said: Oh, you.

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At 00:12:41,640, Character said: Oh, six minutes, little bird.

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At 00:13:10,120, Character said: Well, I'll play it.

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At 00:14:39,560, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:16:06,200, Character said: Your girlfriend's stupid.

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At 00:18:28,080, Character said: He can be observant. Oh, yeah, but he'll
be drinking on the holiday.

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At 00:18:33,280, Character said: Yeah, you're right.

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At 00:18:36,180, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:18:38,380, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:18:42,260, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:18:44,220, Character said: That's so good in there.

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At 00:19:02,540, Character said: What are you doing with me?

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At 00:19:05,040, Character said: I'm fine.

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At 00:19:09,180, Character said: Oh my God.

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At 00:19:21,620, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:19:24,520, Character said: That's my fourth July heat kicking.

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At 00:19:26,800, Character said: Oh yeah?

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At 00:19:43,070, Character said: I'm sorry, I'm sorry

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At 00:20:12,750, Character said: My p***y is so tired.

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At 00:20:14,470, Character said: Oh my god.

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At 00:20:17,390, Character said: Oh my god.

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At 00:20:19,870, Character said: It's definitely a better way to be
spending my night. I have no complaints.

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At 00:20:24,950, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:20:26,490, Character said: I'm going to work out the night.

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At 00:21:14,030, Character said: Oh my god.

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At 00:21:20,850, Character said: Oh my god, it feels so good.

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At 00:21:24,790, Character said: I didn't expect much of that mom to be
so tight.

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At 00:21:38,130, Character said: It's definitely...

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At 00:21:40,940, Character said: It's definitely a fix for the sadness.

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At 00:23:06,000, Character said: I want you to come.

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At 00:23:06,860, Character said: Yeah? Uh -huh. You want me to come?

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At 00:23:10,420, Character said: My mouth.

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At 00:23:12,160, Character said: We gotta get rid of the evidence.

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At 00:23:13,980, Character said: Yeah, we do.

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At 00:23:59,830, Character said: Definitely a good end to the 4th of
July.

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At 00:24:04,910, Character said: Oh, you did amazing.

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At 00:24:23,240, Character said: Thank you. You did even better.

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At 00:24:26,380, Character said: What a surprise.