Shay Sights - Shhh...Online Dating S***s - MyPervyFamily Subtitles

At 00:00:21,680, Character said: Hey, Jenny.

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At 00:00:24,200, Character said: I'm doing okay.

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At 00:00:27,140, Character said: I'm doing really well, actually. That
relationship was falling apart before it

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At 00:00:31,260, Character said: ended anyway, so... Now I'm totally
ready

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At 00:00:38,220, Character said: to start dating.

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At 00:00:39,700, Character said: I just ** terrible at it.

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At 00:00:44,180, Character said: Well, I mean, you're going out with
people and dating and you've had

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At 00:00:47,840, Character said: since I've known you.

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At 00:00:48,980, Character said: I s***k at it.

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At 00:00:52,710, Character said: Well, I mean, I tried to wear something
a little bit s***y to the grocery store,

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At 00:00:56,170, Character said: and I had absolutely no takers. I have
no idea what I'm doing.

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At 00:01:02,790, Character said: Well, no, I'm not putting up profiles on
dating apps.

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At 00:01:11,370, Character said: Well, I don't even know how those things
work.

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At 00:01:18,250, Character said: An app on my phone.

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At 00:01:25,790, Character said: Okay. All right.

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At 00:01:27,670, Character said: All right, I'll do it. That's how you
find all of them?

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At 00:01:32,690, Character said: All right.

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At 00:01:34,150, Character said: I never ever thought I would resort to
this. I mean, why can't people just meet

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At 00:01:37,910, Character said: at a coffee shop or something, you know?

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At 00:01:41,670, Character said: Keep it organic.

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At 00:01:45,170, Character said: All right.

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At 00:01:45,950, Character said: Okay. Yeah, I know. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.

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At 00:01:48,730, Character said: I'm making a resolution right now. I'm
doing it.

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At 00:01:52,210, Character said: Okay. All right, hold on. You know what?
My stepson's calling in.

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At 00:01:55,730, Character said: I have to go. I have to take this.

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At 00:01:57,890, Character said: Okay. I'll talk to you soon. I'm going
to do it. I'm doing it.

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At 00:02:01,290, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:02,330, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:02:04,970, Character said: Hey, sweetie.

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At 00:02:08,229, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:11,950, Character said: Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm doing
that.

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At 00:02:22,860, Character said: or else I'm going to be terrible at
this.

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At 00:02:26,120, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:31,400, Character said: Hi, everybody.

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At 00:02:33,040, Character said: My name is Jay.

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At 00:02:36,760, Character said: I'm recently divorced, very newly
divorced, but I'm doing fine, doing

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At 00:02:43,640, Character said: really well with it, and I'm excited to
meet new people.

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At 00:02:52,300, Character said: Well, I'm a nurse. I'm a registered
nurse. I love helping people.

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At 00:02:58,820, Character said: I like the outdoors. I like to hike and
ski.

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At 00:03:03,340, Character said: And I have a stepson, and he's amazing.

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At 00:03:08,800, Character said: So I would love to talk to you and meet
you. So I guess hit

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At 00:03:15,700, Character said: me up or message me or however that
works. Okay.

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At 00:03:22,680, Character said: Okay, that was terrible.

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At 00:03:25,680, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:29,320, Character said: Hey, sweetie.

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At 00:03:30,940, Character said: What's up?

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At 00:03:32,260, Character said: I didn't think you were going to be
here.

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At 00:03:34,240, Character said: I took the day off.

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At 00:03:35,480, Character said: Did I not tell you that?

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At 00:03:36,580, Character said: Oh, well, cool.

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At 00:03:37,740, Character said: How you been?

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At 00:03:38,700, Character said: Good, good. How was school?

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At 00:03:41,800, Character said: School was, you know, stressful as
always.

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At 00:03:44,840, Character said: Can't wait to play basketball with the
boys.

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At 00:03:47,080, Character said: Yeah. Yeah.

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At 00:03:48,820, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:52,270, Character said: I'll see you later for dinner, Dad. Oh,
yeah, yeah. All right, cool. Check you

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At 00:03:55,790, Character said: out later.

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At 00:03:56,350, Character said: Hey, so, actually, I forgot to ask you.
Did you end up getting a date?

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At 00:04:02,210, Character said: Oh, my God. Don't ask me about that.

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At 00:04:04,710, Character said: You make tons.

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At 00:04:06,870, Character said: All right, all right.

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At 00:04:08,710, Character said: Stepsons and stepmoms don't talk about
that. Go play basketball.

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At 00:04:12,990, Character said: Oh, I will, dude.

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At 00:04:14,390, Character said: See you later.

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At 00:04:32,680, Character said: Hi guys.

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At 00:04:34,000, Character said: So it's been about a week since I last
put something up here and I wanted to

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At 00:04:38,600, Character said: give you a little bit more information
about myself.

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At 00:04:41,520, Character said: I know I said I really loved the
outdoors and I love hiking and I also

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At 00:04:47,700, Character said: love working out.

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At 00:04:49,140, Character said: And one of the best parts about working
out is the cute little workout outfit.

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At 00:04:55,480, Character said: This is a new outfit. I just wanted to
share it with you.

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At 00:05:00,020, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:01,790, Character said: And I also wanted to thank everyone so
much for all your messages. They're

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At 00:05:05,950, Character said: really sweet.

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At 00:05:07,770, Character said: But I wanted to remind you that I just
g***t out of a long -term relationship.

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At 00:05:14,170, Character said: newly divorced.

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At 00:05:15,370, Character said: And I just want to have fun. I want to
have some fun and be adventurous and

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At 00:05:20,930, Character said: sort of see what's out there. So for all
of you guys that were really, God,

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At 00:05:26,050, Character said: what's the right word?

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At 00:05:28,570, Character said: It's not a negative thing.

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At 00:05:31,560, Character said: really uh into a long -term relationship
and doing that immediately um I'm

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At 00:05:38,300, Character said: probably not the right choice for you
not right now but again thank you all

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At 00:05:43,300, Character said: right bye okay oh my god I really hope
you g***t the hint

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At 00:06:03,180, Character said: I don't know. I mean, I keep putting
these new clips I've been updating like

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At 00:06:07,420, Character said: told me every week.

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At 00:06:09,740, Character said: The only people that... No.

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At 00:06:12,360, Character said: No, it was s***y.

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At 00:06:13,900, Character said: It was my little workout outfit.

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At 00:06:17,440, Character said: Well, I thought it was really s***y.

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At 00:06:21,040, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:06:23,180, Character said: Yeah. Yeah, okay.

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At 00:06:25,020, Character said: Well, I showed my butt.

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At 00:06:28,200, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:30,180, Character said: So I keep getting all these guys and
they just... want to have relationships

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At 00:06:33,600, Character said: and, I mean, I feel like they want to
get married. That's the last thing I

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At 00:06:38,780, Character said: I just want to get f***d. I mean, I'm
just kind of looking for some d***k. I

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At 00:06:42,820, Character said: thought this would be way easier.

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At 00:06:45,740, Character said: Alright.

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At 00:06:47,280, Character said: Now, I know what they think with their
dicks.

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At 00:06:51,100, Character said: Well, I've g***t, like, a cute little,
like, lingerie and a robe.

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At 00:06:57,220, Character said: Alright.

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At 00:06:59,120, Character said: Like, how s***y?

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At 00:07:02,830, Character said: Oh wow, really?

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At 00:07:05,890, Character said: Okay, all right, I'll try it.

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At 00:07:08,910, Character said: All right, I g***t my s***y game base on.
I'm gonna do this.

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At 00:07:13,990, Character said: Okay, love you too, bye.

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At 00:07:33,070, Character said: Hi, guys. I'm back again.

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At 00:07:35,730, Character said: I wanted to show you just a little bit
more.

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At 00:07:39,830, Character said: So I really like lingerie, and I was
going to show you a little bit of my

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At 00:07:44,410, Character said: lingerie.

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At 00:07:46,810, Character said: What do you think?

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At 00:08:01,130, Character said: I'll undo this a little bit too.

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At 00:08:04,210, Character said: There we go.

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At 00:08:07,870, Character said: I hope you liked it.

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At 00:08:19,830, Character said: Oh my god.

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At 00:08:22,290, Character said: I can't believe it's come to this.

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At 00:08:25,410, Character said: Mom shouldn't have to go through this.

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At 00:08:59,300, Character said: Hey, it's everything all right Come

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At 00:09:03,480, Character said: on I Mean you

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At 00:09:10,360, Character said: don't you don't like that fine. Is that
what's going on?

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At 00:09:15,980, Character said: Oh

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At 00:09:16,680, Character said: Yeah,

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At 00:09:25,680, Character said: that's

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At 00:09:28,430, Character said: I mean, it's definitely not you.

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At 00:09:31,110, Character said: You're really pretty, and any guy would
be lucky to have you as their partner.

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At 00:09:37,950, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:09:39,350, Character said: There's plenty of fish in the sea, you
know?

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At 00:09:41,610, Character said: I'm sure you'll find the right one.

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At 00:09:43,530, Character said: Yeah. You don't have to be bummed out.

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At 00:09:45,230, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:09:48,150, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:09:51,250, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:09:53,770, Character said: So, what are you up to tonight?

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At 00:09:57,580, Character said: Well, I was actually going to ask you
something, but I'll bring it up later.

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At 00:10:02,060, Character said: It's not a biggie. No, it's fine.

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At 00:10:04,020, Character said: I'm fine. I'm fine.

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At 00:10:05,660, Character said: Well, um, so is it cool if I have Sarah
come over? Yeah. Just to hang out a bit.

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At 00:10:12,460, Character said: Probably watch a movie or something. Of
course.

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At 00:10:15,140, Character said: Have fun.

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At 00:10:16,180, Character said: Just because my dating s***x isn't me or
s***t.

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At 00:10:20,040, Character said: Oh, yeah. I mean,...