madeas.big.happy.family.2011.720p.x264-amiable Subtitles

At 00:02:04,657, Character said: Byron!

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At 00:02:58,711, Character said: I don't even like
coming into doctors' offices.

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At 00:03:00,747, Character said: I don't get sick ever.
I don't never get sick.

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At 00:03:03,383, Character said: - You know that.
- Well, thank you for coming with me.

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At 00:03:05,952, Character said: You're welcome, honey.
You know I'm always on your side, honey.

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At 00:03:09,422, Character said: I just don't get sick.
I don't never get sick.

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At 00:03:11,891, Character said: You're... You sick, but I don't get sick.
I'm sorry.

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At 00:03:16,062, Character said: - You nervous, honey?
- No.

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At 00:03:17,931, Character said: It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be.

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At 00:03:19,799, Character said: Your mama taught you well, baby.

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At 00:03:22,235, Character said: You g***t strong faith, Shirley, strong faith.

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At 00:03:24,537, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:03:26,639, Character said: Good God. Lord have mercy.

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At 00:03:28,942, Character said: Good God, he fine.

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At 00:03:32,011, Character said: Doc, I'm sick.

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At 00:03:33,246, Character said: It's in my chest, Doc.
Feel my chest. Come on.

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At 00:03:35,181, Character said: Put your hands on my chest, Doc. Feel me.

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At 00:03:37,684, Character said: Check my chest, Doc, please. I'm...

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At 00:03:39,652, Character said: Aunt Bam. Stop it.

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At 00:03:42,689, Character said: She's cute.

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At 00:03:44,257, Character said: Cute? Cute is for puppies.

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At 00:03:47,894, Character said: You mess with me, Doc, I'll have you
somewhere sucking on your thumb,

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At 00:03:52,298, Character said: calling for your mama!

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At 00:03:55,034, Character said: Standing on your left leg,
bowing down on your right,

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At 00:03:58,104, Character said: wondering what I'm gonna do
to you tonight.

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At 00:04:03,710, Character said: Pop, pop, pop it off...

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At 00:04:09,048, Character said: - You married, Doc?
- No, ma'**.

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At 00:04:12,919, Character said: - You straight?
- Aunt Bam...

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At 00:04:14,854, Character said: What? You gotta ask
these questions nowadays, honey.

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At 00:04:18,858, Character said: Will you please wait
out in the waiting room?

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At 00:04:22,095, Character said: - Please?
- I'm embarrassing you?

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At 00:04:24,364, Character said: I'm sorry, baby. I don't mean no harm.
Help me up, Doc.

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At 00:04:26,666, Character said: Just help me up. I gotta bend up like this.

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At 00:04:28,635, Character said: You see, Doc, listen, I don't even get sick.

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At 00:04:30,270, Character said: I don't even like
coming into doctors' offices.

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At 00:04:32,572, Character said: 'Cause all y'all like to do is just probe
all over people, feeling, touch all of them...

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At 00:04:36,743, Character said: Two, four, six-pack.

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At 00:04:39,445, Character said: Look at that?

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At 00:04:41,781, Character said: What? Sorry.
Okay, and look, look at your little offices.

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At 00:04:44,284, Character said: This is too small in here.
Ain't no room for nobody to turn around.

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At 00:04:48,154, Character said: See, I like to turn it.
When I turn it around I like to...

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At 00:04:51,691, Character said: - He's straight.
- Aunt Bam.

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At 00:04:55,695, Character said: Okay. But look here, watch this, watch this.

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At 00:04:59,198, Character said: Did you like that? I
know he did, look at him.

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At 00:05:02,302, Character said: - Aunt Bam, go on, now.
- You blushing. Okay, I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:04,537, Character said: And don't you be out there smoking.

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At 00:05:06,172, Character said: You better be worried about
what I'm gonna be out here smoking.

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At 00:05:09,042, Character said: 'Cause I'm gonna be out here smoking.
I'm going out here to smoke.

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At 00:05:12,645, Character said: And I like what I'm gonna be smoking.
I like to see my name in puff.

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At 00:05:16,916, Character said: She's something else.

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At 00:05:19,886, Character said: You don't know the half of it.

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At 00:05:23,156, Character said: So tell me, Dr. Evans.

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At 00:05:25,458, Character said: Well, Ms. Shirley,
I hate to be the bearer of bad news.

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At 00:05:29,295, Character said: Just tell me.

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At 00:05:32,098, Character said: The reason you've been short of breath
and having the headaches

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At 00:05:35,268, Character said: is because the cancer is back.

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At 00:05:37,270, Character said: It's much more aggressive this time.
I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:40,506, Character said: I've called in a specialist who wants to try
another round of chemotherapy.

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At 00:05:43,876, Character said: Listen, I'm tired.

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At 00:05:46,212, Character said: We've been fighting this thing for, what,
seven years?

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At 00:05:50,950, Character said: I really thought we had it beat.

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At 00:05:53,553, Character said: Don't you look so sad.

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At 00:05:55,488, Character said: What I know is that
every day that God gives us is a gift.

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At 00:06:00,660, Character said: And when he stops giving it to me,
then I get to be with him.

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At 00:06:06,265, Character said: So it's all right.

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At 00:06:09,402, Character said: You're an amazing woman, Shirley.

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At 00:06:11,704, Character said: You're always smiling.

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At 00:06:14,407, Character said: Your faith gives me hope.

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At 00:06:16,209, Character said: Well, God bless you.

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At 00:06:18,945, Character said: I'll call and make an appointment. Okay?

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At 00:06:21,280, Character said: Thank you, Doctor.

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At 00:06:22,782, Character said: Good kush, good kush,
good kush, good kush.

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At 00:06:26,119, Character said: Good kush, good kush.

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At 00:06:30,256, Character said: Hey. Christ, praise the Lord.

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At 00:06:33,393, Character said: Good kush.

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At 00:06:38,564, Character said: Baby, I wouldn't go in there.
I wouldn't go in there if I was you, hon.

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At 00:06:42,702, Character said: I told you.

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At 00:06:44,337, Character said: Contact.

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At 00:06:47,507, Character said: She's gonna be right
when she comes out of there.

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At 00:06:52,879, Character said: - Cora. Cora.
- Aunt Bam.

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At 00:06:55,515, Character said: Baby, what are you doing here?

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At 00:06:56,749, Character said: Mr. Brown wasn't feeling well last night.

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At 00:07:00,019, Character said: Well, you know he has diabetes, right?

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At 00:07:01,621, Character said: - He does?
- Yep.

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At 00:07:02,955, Character said: - Lord, that's gonna kill him.
- Don't say that.

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At 00:07:05,591, Character said: - Lord, he's gonna die. He's gonna die.
- He's...

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At 00:07:07,760, Character said: He's not gonna die with that.

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At 00:07:09,061, Character said: - Well, go on back there and see him then.
- Well, all right.

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At 00:07:11,397, Character said: Well, wait a minute now, why are you...

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At 00:07:12,999, Character said: I'm all right, honey, I don't get sick.
I'm here with Shirley. Shirley's back there.

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At 00:07:16,969, Character said: - How is she?
- She's okay.

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At 00:07:18,538, Character said: She's okay. She's g***t strong faith.

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At 00:07:20,406, Character said: - That's what we need.
- She's g***t a strong back, too.

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At 00:07:22,809, Character said: That could have made a lot for her
back in the day...

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At 00:07:25,845, Character said: But, she could pull the hell out of a wagon.

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At 00:07:28,581, Character said: - What you... - Yeah. I ain't even...
We didn't need horses.

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At 00:07:32,685, Character said: Shirley was a horse all by herself.

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At 00:07:34,887, Character said: She works like a horse,
she treats people nice.

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At 00:07:38,324, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:07:39,459, Character said: It's just not good to get sick
and you treat people nice.

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At 00:07:41,327, Character said: That just don't ever seem fair to me.

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At 00:07:43,329, Character said: - Well, I...
- But it's okay, I guess,

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At 00:07:44,931, Character said: you know,
the Lord just moves in mysterious ways.

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At 00:07:46,999, Character said: - Yes, he does.
- His wonders to perform.

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At 00:07:49,168, Character said: Yes, well, okay.
I'll talk to you later, all right?

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At 00:07:52,071, Character said: - I'm going to see him.
- Please do, 'cause you...

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At 00:07:53,573, Character said: - And I'll call you. Don't call me.
- All right.

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At 00:07:56,909, Character said: 'Cause you talks too much is what you do.

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At 00:07:59,245, Character said: What you be saying, though.

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At 00:08:01,447, Character said: Hey, baby. What the doctor say?

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At 00:08:04,250, Character said: It's not good.

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At 00:08:05,818, Character said: Girl, you gonna be all right.
You gonna be all right.

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At 00:08:07,653, Character said: Not this time.
I need you to call all my children.

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At 00:08:10,923, Character said: Okay, well, when we get home,
baby, I'll turn it on for you.

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At 00:08:13,826, Character said: As soon as we get to the house,
All My Children...

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At 00:08:15,394, Character said: Bam.

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At 00:08:17,029, Character said: You know, Bam,
you need to stop smoking all that weed.

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At 00:08:19,398, Character said: Every time you smoke that weed
you act like you crazy.

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At 00:08:22,368, Character said: What are you talking about? You said
you wanted to see All My Children.

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At 00:08:24,804, Character said: I said I was gonna turn it on for you.

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At 00:08:26,305, Character said: I wanna see all my family.

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At 00:08:28,741, Character said: Well, okay, make up your mind, hon.

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At 00:08:30,376, Character said: Do you wanna see All My Children
or you wanna see All in the Family?

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At 00:08:32,745, Character said: Which one?

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At 00:08:34,647, Character said: - Bam.
- What?

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At 00:08:35,815, Character said: Come on, let's go catch this
bus before we're too late.

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