Little.Nicky.2000.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]-eng Subtitles

At 00:00:36,690, Character said: Let me show you
what I made today.

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At 00:00:39,360, Character said: I can't wait.

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At 00:00:41,740, Character said: I need to go upstairs
and change...

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At 00:00:43,870, Character said: and then I'll start dinner.

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At 00:01:05,760, Character said: Oh, yes, it's ladies night,
and the feel--

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At 00:01:09,270, Character said: Showtime.

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At 00:01:15,230, Character said: Rough day at the office,
Mrs. Dunleavy?

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At 00:01:17,860, Character said: You'll feel better once you
get out of those work clothes.

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At 00:01:21,070, Character said: And into some sweats.

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At 00:01:26,910, Character said: I wish you'd let me
rub those feet.

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At 00:01:31,040, Character said: Of course,
I wouldn't use my hands.

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At 00:01:46,430, Character said: I think Victoria
just told me her secret.

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At 00:01:56,060, Character said: Deedly dee.
Are those things for me?

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At 00:02:04,990, Character said: Mom, coming in.

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At 00:02:07,910, Character said: Scottie Dunleavy?

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At 00:02:10,870, Character said: What unfortunate timing.

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At 00:02:13,580, Character said: Get out. Don't you know
this is naughty time?

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At 00:02:18,170, Character said: I'll get it.

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At 00:02:22,510, Character said: Hello, Scottie. Why don't you
be a good little boy...

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At 00:02:25,550, Character said: go downstairs
and let your mother get comfy?

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At 00:02:28,680, Character said: Who is this?

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At 00:02:30,220, Character said: This is a big bird who wants
to see the rest of Mommy.

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At 00:02:39,070, Character said: Oh, my God, Scottie.
Is that a man up our tree?

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At 00:02:42,320, Character said: No, no.
Tell her it's just a big bird.

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At 00:03:07,930, Character said: Hey, pal, welcome.

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At 00:03:09,760, Character said: Welcome to what? Where ** I?

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At 00:03:13,180, Character said: Aren't you that horny guy who
was pretending to be a big bird?

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At 00:03:16,020, Character said: Checking out that beautiful mom?

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At 00:03:18,600, Character said: Yes, I **.

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At 00:03:20,270, Character said: Now you'll see what a big horny
bird actually looks like...

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At 00:03:23,980, Character said: in Hell!

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At 00:03:35,660, Character said: I deserve this!

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At 00:04:09,160, Character said: - Knock, knock.
- Hey, Jimmy.

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At 00:04:12,950, Character said: - What are you doing, Nicky?
- Just jamming.

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At 00:04:15,660, Character said: Your father wants you and your
brothers in the throne room.

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At 00:04:18,830, Character said: He's not retiring today, is he?

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At 00:04:21,250, Character said: He wants to talk to you
and Cassius and Adrian...

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At 00:04:23,420, Character said: about who'll rule Hell
for the next 10,000 years.

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At 00:04:26,300, Character said: Why do I need to go?
He won't pick me.

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At 00:04:29,340, Character said: I happen to think
you'd make a great Devil.

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At 00:04:32,760, Character said: I'm not into evil and torture
and all that stuff.

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At 00:04:36,020, Character said: Plus, the Prince of Darkness
should look distinguished...

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At 00:04:39,230, Character said: and let's face facts,
I'm no George Clooney.

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At 00:04:42,810, Character said: You're not
a bad-looking guy, Nicky.

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At 00:04:45,230, Character said: Look at that picture.

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At 00:04:49,360, Character said: I used to talk normal, too...

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At 00:04:51,110, Character said: before Cassius hit me
in the face with a shovel.

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At 00:04:54,830, Character said: That's me now, and I accept it.

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At 00:04:58,080, Character said: Your brothers are two of
the sickest guys I've ever seen.

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At 00:05:01,330, Character said: For some reason, you're not.
Nothing to be ashamed of.

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At 00:05:04,290, Character said: Their mothers were fire dragons
and mine was a goat.

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At 00:05:08,010, Character said: How do I compete with that?

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At 00:05:09,630, Character said: Your mother was not a goat.
They're just playing with you.

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At 00:05:13,340, Character said: If one of those psychos
gets picked, I'm doomed.

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At 00:05:17,060, Character said: I knew it, Adrian.
He's finally retiring.

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At 00:05:19,560, Character said: Cassius, I've been waiting on
this day for 10,000 years.

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At 00:05:27,270, Character said: If the old man picks me
to take over Hell...

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At 00:05:29,030, Character said: I'll keep torture going 24-7.
No breaks.

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At 00:05:33,740, Character said: Whoa, mama!

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At 00:05:35,240, Character said: You g***t him right in the eye.

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At 00:05:38,290, Character said: Hey! How's Daddy's
little girl doing today?

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At 00:05:41,710, Character said: I didn't see you guys.
What's up?

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At 00:05:44,790, Character said: Shovel face,
you want to mind-wrestle?

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At 00:05:47,290, Character said: Nah, I'm all right.

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At 00:05:48,840, Character said: I was thinking of chilling out
by the throne for a bit.

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At 00:05:51,130, Character said: I'm going to mind-wrestle you
whether you like it or not.

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At 00:05:53,880, Character said: I have to warn you,
I'm getting pretty good at it.

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At 00:05:56,800, Character said: Then I guess
I can't make you do this.

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At 00:05:59,640, Character said: Mercy. You win.
I give. Game over.

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At 00:06:03,810, Character said: What are you boys doing?

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At 00:06:08,020, Character said: Nothing, Dad. Just hitting
the old punching bags.

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At 00:06:12,110, Character said: Cassius...

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At 00:06:13,650, Character said: didn't I tell you to stay out
of your brother's mind?

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At 00:06:17,030, Character said: I forgot.

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At 00:06:18,910, Character said: Maybe this
will help you remember.

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At 00:06:24,620, Character said: Now, everybody come sit down.

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At 00:06:27,840, Character said: - Hey, Dad.
- Yes, son?

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At 00:06:30,590, Character said: I know you g***t a lot
on your mind...

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At 00:06:32,170, Character said: but I almost finished that
Monsters of Metal compilation.

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At 00:06:35,680, Character said: I really think it's turning
into a masterpiece.

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At 00:06:38,180, Character said: Okay, kid.
We'll listen to it later.

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At 00:06:40,140, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:06:45,350, Character said: A window.

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At 00:06:48,110, Character said: Hello, Mr. Devil.
I like your cape.

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At 00:07:00,160, Character said: I deserve this!

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At 00:07:02,580, Character said: Fellas, this,
as some of you might know...

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At 00:07:07,830, Character said: is my 10,000th year
as Prince of Darkness...

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At 00:07:12,090, Character said: so I think the time has come
to discuss who will succeed me.

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At 00:07:15,670, Character said: - Knock, knock.
- Yes, Jimmy?

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At 00:07:18,590, Character said: Don't forget--

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At 00:07:20,140, Character said: you're shoving a pineapple
up Hitler's a***s at four p.m.

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At 00:07:26,270, Character said: This was a very
difficult decision...

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At 00:07:29,980, Character said: because I have
three wonderful sons.

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At 00:07:33,110, Character said: Adrian--so smart, so ruthless.

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At 00:07:37,320, Character said: Wears makeup.

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At 00:07:38,820, Character said: And Cassius--
so strong, so tough.

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At 00:07:43,160, Character said: Don't forget clinically insane.

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At 00:07:45,450, Character said: And Nicky...

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At 00:07:48,460, Character said: such a sweet boy.

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At 00:07:52,040, Character said: But after much thought
and careful consideration...

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At 00:07:57,300, Character said: I've decided that the ruler
for the next 10,000 years...

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At 00:08:00,930, Character said: is going to have to be...

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At 00:08:05,100, Character said: me.

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At 00:08:06,480, Character said: - What?
- Hallelujah!

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At 00:08:08,350, Character said: I mean, that s***s!

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At 00:08:11,150, Character said: The important thing
for the stability of our rule...

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At 00:08:13,860, Character said: is to maintain the balance
between good and evil...

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At 00:08:16,740, Character said: and I don't think any of you are
ready for that responsibility.

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At 00:08:20,530, Character said: Dad, this is bullshit!

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At 00:08:22,910, Character said: I don't like that language.

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At 00:08:28,660, Character said: Right. Send him in.

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At 00:08:30,080, Character said: Sorry, boys.
I have to get back to work.

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At 00:08:32,170, Character said: It was good
hanging with you, Dad.

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At 00:08:34,130, Character said: I'll check you later.

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At 00:09:00,570, Character said: You're serious?

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At 00:09:14,090, Character said: Off, off, off!

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At 00:09:17,420, Character said: D***n!

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At 00:09:18,920, Character said: Twenty thousand years ago,
Grandpa Lucifer said...

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At 00:09:21,380, Character said: "It's better to rule in Hell
than to serve in Heaven."

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At 00:09:25,510, Character said: Well, I'm tired
of serving in Hell.

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At 00:09:29,060, Character said: We need somewhere
where we can rule.

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At 00:09:35,560, Character said: Bring it on, big man.
Let's see what you g***t.

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At 00:09:41,280, Character said: Could you concentrate
for five seconds?

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At 00:09:45,160, Character said: I ** concentrating, man.

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At 00:09:46,950, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:09:48,540, Character said: After careful consideration,
I must respectfully decline.

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At 00:09:51,580, Character said: I can't stand retirement.

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At 00:09:53,580, Character said: Just let me win one Super Bowl.

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At 00:09:56,040, Character said: In exchange for eternal
damnation of your soul?

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At 00:09:59,420, Character said: You're much too nice a guy
for that, Mr. Marino.

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At 00:10:02,510, Character said: You did it for Namath.

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At 00:10:04,340, Character said: Joe was coming here anyways.

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At 00:10:06,010, Character said: This s***s.

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At 00:10:07,850, Character said: I'll go to the Super Bowl
as an announcer...

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