Directors.Cut.2016.WEBRip.x264-ION10 Subtitles

00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:29,HERBERT: Hello. I'm Herbert Blount.

00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,B-L-O-U-N-T.

00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,Welcome to my director's commentary

00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:37,of my director's cut of Knocked Off.

00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:41,You're watching my director's cut, not this other guy's.

00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:46,And my director's cut stars Missi Pyle.

00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:49,She is the greatest movie star that has ever lived.

00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,It was my honor to work with her.

00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,I realized right away

00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:55,she was the greatest actress of our time

00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:58,when I first saw her in Galaxy Quest.

00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,But, she's fantastic in all the other

00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:03,119 movies she's starred in too.

00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:05,Now my friend, Sam?

00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:08,He says that this cut of the movie you're about to see

00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:11,is a fan edit, but that term doesn't apply here.

00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,I'm not a fan. I'm...I'm a director.

00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,And in my director's cut,

00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:18,I'm gonna share everything.

00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,I'll show you what I did,

00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,and I'll tell you how I did it.

00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,These days, you don't need to waste money

00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,on film school anymore.

00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,The greatest filmmakers of our time

00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:32,have been sharing all their secrets with their

00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,director's cuts, special features, and commentaries.

00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:38,And I've seen every single one of them.

00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,And now that I'm a filmmaker,

00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,it's my duty to pass this knowledge on to you,

00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:44,the next generation.

00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:47,It's called paying it forward.

00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,Another guy started this movie,

00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:53,but I felt I had to take it over.

00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,I obtained all the footage,

00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:58,and took charge of the edit of this movie myself

00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:01,to create my ultimate director's cut.

00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,some deleted scenes that should never have been deleted,

00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:12,and some previously unseen behind-the-scenes footage.

00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:16,This version is way better than the theatrical cut

00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:18,that came out a few years ago.

00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,[scoffs] No wonder it bombed!

00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,This movie was crowdfunded,

00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:25,and I started out as one of the crowdfunders.

00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:28,For those of you who don't know what crowdfunding is,

00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,it's where filmmakers go directly to the fans online

00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,to fund their movie.

00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,You know, like Kickstarter.

00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,Some crowdfunders contributed a smaller amount of money,

00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,and they g***t a t-shirt.

00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:43,Some people contributed larger amounts of money,

00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:46,and g***t things like a screen
credit, or even a line
in the movie.

00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,I bought the "Executive Producer" credit package.

00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,See? Blount.

00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:53,B-L-O-U-N-T.

00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,God bless crowdfunding.

00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,Even though there were all these other crowdfunders

00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,who bought executive producer credits,

00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:05,I was the only one on set all 32 days of the shooting.

00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,I take filmmaking very seriously.

00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:08,It's my calling.

00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:11,As you can see by all these names,

00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:14,film's a collaborative medium.

00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,But at the end of the day, there's only one director.

00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:20,I spent a lot of time fixing this movie.

00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:23,That's why I'm the director.

00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,This is my movie now.

00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:28,Close your eyes for a moment and think about that.

00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:32,Close your eyes riiiiight now.

00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,Okay. Open your eyes.

00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:39,My director's cut is starting.

00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,[police sirens wailing]

00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:49,HERBERT: We all remember the long, single Steadicam shot

00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:52,in Orson Welles' classic Touch of Evil, or Birdman.

00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:55,[gate buzzes opens]
Get that down.

00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:58,HERBERT: I have one, too. Mine has a prostitute.

00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,Do you even know who I **, huh?

00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,I just f***d the mayor
last week, okay?

00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,-Yeah, yeah.
-This should not be allowed!

00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:06,-We g***t a wild hooker over here.
-I'm almost an American citizen!

00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,[chains clanking]

00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,HERBERT: She's not a real prostitute.

00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,I asked her, and she g***t a little mad.

00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:13,She's actually one of our crowdfunders.

00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:16,She paid to be in this movie.

00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,Back in the old days of Hollywood,

00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,if you wanted to be an actor,

00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,you'd have to enroll in acting school,

00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:25,and go on lots of auditions, and get lucky.

00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:28,But nowadays, all you have to do is PayPal $
00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,to a crowdfunding site.

00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,Poof! You're an actor!

00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:35,Most of these cops, they're crowdfunders too.

00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:38,They bought the Be A Cop package.

00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:39,F***g pig!

00:04:39,844 --> 00:04:43,And my policy is, I don't take
s***t from assholes like you.

00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:45,HERBERT: See this guy? He's not a crowdfunder.

00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,This is Harry Hamlin.

00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:51,He's only in movies because his wife is on a reality show.

00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,His character is Godfrey, who is often called God.

00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:57,He's a police detective who doesn't play by the rules.

00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,He doesn't take guff from anyone.

00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,Real police take guff from everyone.

00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,They really do.

00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,But, God doesn't take guff from The Man.

00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:09,Which is creative, because real police are The Man.

00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,Can I just say one thing? Yeah.

00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:14,[sarcastically chuckles,
then shouts] F***k you!

00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,[phone slams down]

00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,I'm a big fan of the--

00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,HERBERT: That's his partner, Reed, right there.

00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,They tryin' to repossess your
piece of s***t car again?

00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,No, it's the f***g
satellite TV people.

00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,That f***r telling me to
watch my language?

00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:27,If it weren't for swearing
there wouldn't be any cable TV,
right?

00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:31,Right. We were okay with the
county gambling away our
pensions

00:05:31,069 --> 00:05:34,but when it comes to talking
politely to the few people
remaining

00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,still making less than us?
Forget it.

00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,Yeah. Fuckin' assholes.

00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:40,HERBERT: Keep your eye on that clock on the wall.

00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,It's 8:05, right?

00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,Wait a minute.

00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,HERBERT: Watch this. Keep watchin'.

00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:47,Wh-What was that about gambling
away our pensions?

00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,HERBERT: And see? Now it's 8:25!

00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:52,Forget it, Godfrey.

00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,You're right; she's an a***e.

00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:57,HERBERT: It's the fault of the continuity person.

00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,There are mistakes just as bad

00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:02,in Hitchcock and Spielberg movies.

00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,Maybe we all had the same continuity person.

00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,What the f***k?!

00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,Didn't I fire you guys?!

00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:15,Well, last week, but we didn't
think you really meant it.

00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:16,So, we've still been showing up
for work.

00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,Yeah.

00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,HERBERT: Usually, the police captain in movies

00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:23,is an exasperated African-American man.

00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,But, we went with the lady from Insidious.

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