Directors Cut -ion10 (2016) Subtitles

At 00:00:27,244, Character said: HERBERT: Hello. I'm Herbert Blount.

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At 00:00:29,638, Character said: B-L-O-U-N-T.

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At 00:00:32,423, Character said: Welcome to my director's commentary

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At 00:00:34,251, Character said: of my director's cut of Knocked Off.

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At 00:00:37,950, Character said: You're watching my director's cut, not this other guy's.

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At 00:00:41,911, Character said: And my director's cut stars Missi Pyle.

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At 00:00:46,263, Character said: She is the greatest movie star that has ever lived.

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At 00:00:49,179, Character said: It was my honor to work with her.

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At 00:00:51,834, Character said: I realized right away

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At 00:00:53,314, Character said: she was the greatest actress of our time

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At 00:00:55,272, Character said: when I first saw her in Galaxy Quest.

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At 00:00:58,362, Character said: But, she's fantastic in all the other

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At 00:01:00,364, Character said: 119 movies she's starred in too.

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At 00:01:03,628, Character said: Now my friend, Sam?

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At 00:01:05,282, Character said: He says that this cut of the movie you're about to see

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At 00:01:08,764, Character said: is a fan edit, but that term doesn't apply here.

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At 00:01:11,680, Character said: I'm not a fan. I'm...I'm a director.

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At 00:01:14,987, Character said: And in my director's cut,

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At 00:01:16,337, Character said: I'm gonna share everything.

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At 00:01:18,556, Character said: I'll show you what I did,

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At 00:01:20,080, Character said: and I'll tell you how I did it.

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At 00:01:22,343, Character said: These days, you don't need to waste money

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At 00:01:24,562, Character said: on film school anymore.

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At 00:01:26,999, Character said: The greatest filmmakers of our time

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At 00:01:29,045, Character said: have been sharing all their secrets with their

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At 00:01:32,092, Character said: director's cuts, special features, and commentaries.

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At 00:01:35,182, Character said: And I've seen every single one of them.

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At 00:01:38,141, Character said: And now that I'm a filmmaker,

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At 00:01:40,100, Character said: it's my duty to pass this knowledge on to you,

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At 00:01:43,015, Character said: the next generation.

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At 00:01:45,017, Character said: It's called paying it forward.

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At 00:01:49,196, Character said: Another guy started this movie,

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At 00:01:50,762, Character said: but I felt I had to take it over.

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At 00:01:53,635, Character said: I obtained all the footage,

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At 00:01:55,811, Character said: and took charge of the edit of this movie myself

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At 00:01:58,727, Character said: to create my ultimate director's cut.

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At 00:02:06,300, Character said: some deleted scenes that should never have been deleted,

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At 00:02:09,259, Character said: and some previously unseen behind-the-scenes footage.

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At 00:02:12,915, Character said: This version is way better than the theatrical cut

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At 00:02:16,353, Character said: that came out a few years ago.

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At 00:02:18,050, Character said: [scoffs] No wonder it bombed!

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At 00:02:20,618, Character said: This movie was crowdfunded,

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At 00:02:22,229, Character said: and I started out as one of the crowdfunders.

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At 00:02:25,275, Character said: For those of you who don't know what crowdfunding is,

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At 00:02:28,148, Character said: it's where filmmakers go directly to the fans online

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At 00:02:31,281, Character said: to fund their movie.

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At 00:02:33,457, Character said: You know, like Kickstarter.

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At 00:02:35,633, Character said: Some crowdfunders contributed a smaller amount of money,

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At 00:02:38,332, Character said: and they g***t a t-shirt.

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At 00:02:40,508, Character said: Some people contributed larger amounts of money,

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At 00:02:43,075, Character said: and g***t things like a screen
credit, or even a line
in the movie.

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At 00:02:46,470, Character said: I bought the "Executive Producer" credit package.

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At 00:02:49,038, Character said: See? Blount.

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At 00:02:50,431, Character said: B-L-O-U-N-T.

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At 00:02:53,260, Character said: God bless crowdfunding.

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At 00:02:57,220, Character said: Even though there were all these other crowdfunders

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At 00:02:59,614, Character said: who bought executive producer credits,

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At 00:03:01,964, Character said: I was the only one on set all 32 days of the shooting.

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At 00:03:05,402, Character said: I take filmmaking very seriously.

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At 00:03:07,622, Character said: It's my calling.

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At 00:03:10,059, Character said: As you can see by all these names,

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At 00:03:11,974, Character said: film's a collaborative medium.

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At 00:03:14,194, Character said: But at the end of the day, there's only one director.

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At 00:03:17,762, Character said: I spent a lot of time fixing this movie.

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At 00:03:21,157, Character said: That's why I'm the director.

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At 00:03:23,333, Character said: This is my movie now.

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At 00:03:25,379, Character said: Close your eyes for a moment and think about that.

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At 00:03:29,034, Character said: Close your eyes riiiiight now.

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At 00:03:35,606, Character said: Okay. Open your eyes.

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At 00:03:37,260, Character said: My director's cut is starting.

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At 00:03:39,784, Character said: [police sirens wailing]

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At 00:03:47,009, Character said: HERBERT: We all remember the long, single Steadicam shot

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At 00:03:50,012, Character said: in Orson Welles' classic Touch of Evil, or Birdman.

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At 00:03:53,015, Character said: [gate buzzes opens]
Get that down.

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At 00:03:55,147, Character said: HERBERT: I have one, too. Mine has a prostitute.

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At 00:03:58,368, Character said: Do you even know who I **, huh?

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At 00:04:00,152, Character said: I just f***d the mayor
last week, okay?

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At 00:04:01,850, Character said: -Yeah, yeah.
-This should not be allowed!

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At 00:04:03,504, Character said: -We g***t a wild hooker over here.
-I'm almost an American citizen!

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At 00:04:06,333, Character said: [chains clanking]

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At 00:04:07,812, Character said: HERBERT: She's not a real prostitute.

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At 00:04:09,249, Character said: I asked her, and she g***t a little mad.

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At 00:04:11,512, Character said: She's actually one of our crowdfunders.

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At 00:04:13,775, Character said: She paid to be in this movie.

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At 00:04:16,734, Character said: Back in the old days of Hollywood,

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At 00:04:18,649, Character said: if you wanted to be an actor,

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At 00:04:20,172, Character said: you'd have to enroll in acting school,

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At 00:04:21,565, Character said: and go on lots of auditions, and get lucky.

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At 00:04:25,134, Character said: But nowadays, all you have to do is PayPal $500

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At 00:04:28,311, Character said: to a crowdfunding site.

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At 00:04:30,357, Character said: Poof! You're an actor!

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At 00:04:33,098, Character said: Most of these cops, they're crowdfunders too.

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At 00:04:35,362, Character said: They bought the Be A Cop package.

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At 00:04:38,147, Character said: F***g pig!

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At 00:04:39,844, Character said: And my policy is, I don't take
s***t from assholes like you.

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At 00:04:43,152, Character said: HERBERT: See this guy? He's not a crowdfunder.

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At 00:04:45,372, Character said: This is Harry Hamlin.

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At 00:04:46,895, Character said: He's only in movies because his wife is on a reality show.

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At 00:04:51,291, Character said: His character is Godfrey, who is often called God.

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At 00:04:54,598, Character said: He's a police detective who doesn't play by the rules.

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At 00:04:57,906, Character said: He doesn't take guff from anyone.

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At 00:04:59,603, Character said: Real police take guff from everyone.

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At 00:05:01,997, Character said: They really do.

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At 00:05:03,520, Character said: But, God doesn't take guff from The Man.

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At 00:05:06,131, Character said: Which is creative, because real police are The Man.

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At 00:05:09,309, Character said: Can I just say one thing? Yeah.

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At 00:05:11,876, Character said: [sarcastically chuckles,
then shouts] F***k you!

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At 00:05:14,183, Character said: [phone slams down]

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At 00:05:15,576, Character said: I'm a big fan of the--

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At 00:05:17,142, Character said: HERBERT: That's his partner, Reed, right there.

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At 00:05:18,535, Character said: They tryin' to repossess your
piece of s***t car again?

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At 00:05:20,320, Character said: No, it's the f***g
satellite TV people.

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At 00:05:22,496, Character said: That f***r telling me to
watch my language?

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At 00:05:24,889, Character said: If it weren't for swearing
there wouldn't be any cable TV,
right?

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At 00:05:27,805, Character said: Right. We were okay with the
county gambling away our
pensions

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At 00:05:31,069, Character said: but when it comes to talking
politely to the few people
remaining

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At 00:05:34,159, Character said: still making less than us?
Forget it.

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At 00:05:36,118, Character said: Yeah. Fuckin' assholes.

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At 00:05:37,859, Character said: HERBERT: Keep your eye on that clock on the wall.

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At 00:05:40,252, Character said: It's 8:05, right?

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At 00:05:41,993, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:05:43,473, Character said: HERBERT: Watch this. Keep watchin'.

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At 00:05:44,953, Character said: Wh-What was that about gambling
away our pensions?

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At 00:05:48,130, Character said: HERBERT: And see? Now it's 8:25!

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At 00:05:50,611, Character said: Forget it, Godfrey.

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At 00:05:52,177, Character said: You're right; she's an a***e.

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At 00:05:53,483, Character said: HERBERT: It's the fault of the continuity person.

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At 00:05:58,575, Character said: There are mistakes just as bad

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At 00:06:00,577, Character said: in Hitchcock and Spielberg movies.

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At 00:06:02,927, Character said: Maybe we all had the same continuity person.

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At 00:06:05,539, Character said: What the f***k?!

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At 00:06:10,195, Character said: Didn't I fire you guys?!

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At 00:06:12,284, Character said: Well, last week, but we didn't
think you really meant it.

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At 00:06:15,723, Character said: So, we've still been showing up
for work.

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At 00:06:16,985, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:18,290, Character said: HERBERT: Usually, the police captain in movies

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At 00:06:19,988, Character said: is an exasperated African-American man.

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At 00:06:23,383, Character said: But, we went with the lady from Insidious.

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