Confessions Of A Window Cleaner (1974) Subtitles

At 00:02:22,600, Character said: Hi, I'm Timmy Lee. It is
My first day of cleaning windows.

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At 00:02:27,200, Character said: Ever thought about window cleaners ?

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At 00:02:29,320, Character said: They spend their days
looking into hundreds of little boxes,

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At 00:02:32,160, Character said: many of which have g***t people in.
sorts of people.

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At 00:02:36,680, Character said: That's me !
What about that physique, eh ?

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At 00:02:40,280, Character said: A bit Steve McQueen, isn't it ?

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At 00:02:42,720, Character said: No wonder the birds go crazy for me.

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At 00:02:45,440, Character said: Favourite gear
a white nylon T-shirt.

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At 00:02:47,800, Character said: Because when you wet it, you can
press it up against the window.

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At 00:02:51,320, Character said: And then give them a little smile.

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At 00:02:54,400, Character said: Well, nice for the old ones.
Makes all sort of Remembrance Day.

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At 00:02:59,560, Character said: Still, you can't expect to go potty
on your first day, can you ?

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At 00:03:08,960, Character said: Cor, cop a load of that, eh ?
What a knocker factory !

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At 00:03:14,000, Character said: She's obviously a pushover
for my brand of animal magnetism.

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At 00:03:17,600, Character said: Piss off !

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At 00:03:21,360, Character said: Whoops ! Lost my balance.

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At 00:03:25,480, Character said: And my bucket.

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At 00:03:40,080, Character said: Some of the things you see
are quite an education.

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At 00:03:45,200, Character said: I mean, just look at that shower !
But may, they're big for their age.

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At 00:03:48,920, Character said: They're also Mg for my age.

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At 00:04:07,360, Character said: But all this was nothing to what I saw
in a shop down the high street.

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At 00:04:17,400, Character said: It all started with a little bit
of window undressing.

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At 00:04:27,000, Character said: I 'vo heard of your work gelling on lop of
you, but not you gelling on lop of your work !

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At 00:04:47,280, Character said: What a diabolical way
to start a new career.

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At 00:04:49,840, Character said: Flat on me back,
staring up blokes' trouser legs.

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At 00:04:53,560, Character said: And along comes this bird. If it hadn't been
for her, I might have jacked it in right away.

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At 00:04:58,920, Character said: Because she awoke in me deep-rooted
feelings of sensilivily and delicacy

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At 00:05:02,760, Character said: I never knew ! had.
Never knew I could say.

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At 00:05:06,440, Character said: In fact, one look at Elizabeth
and I fell like a pal ! of lead knickers.

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At 00:05:11,080, Character said: She was the type of girl you say,
"Please, may I ? before you give her one.

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At 00:05:14,600, Character said: A card, I mean.

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At 00:05:16,800, Character said: Because Sid did promise me a piece of
the action with any new customers. Cori

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At 00:05:21,840, Character said: Wouldn't have minded
a place of her action.

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At 00:05:26,680, Character said: What are you trying to do, ruin me ?

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At 00:05:28,800, Character said: One broken window,
one bucketed traffic warden

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At 00:05:32,040, Character said: threatening to sue, and now you
tell me you lost your squeegee.

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At 00:05:36,240, Character said: I must've dropped it under the crowd.
And that’s another thing.

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At 00:05:38,320, Character said: I pay you to clean windows.

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At 00:05:40,240, Character said: If you wanna lie on the floor and look up
skirts, you do it in your own time, right ?

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At 00:05:44,880, Character said: But I told you, it was shock. They
were having it off in the window.

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At 00:05:47,640, Character said: So ? Have you g***t
a sax hang-up or something ?

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At 00:05:50,360, Character said: Ho, but I thought
she had three legs.

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At 00:05:53,080, Character said: Look, Timmy boy, in our business
you've g***t to be Immune from shocks,

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At 00:05:58,320, Character said: especially from birds,
three-legged or one-legged.

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At 00:06:02,480, Character said: As long as they are
satisfied customers ...

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At 00:06:06,600, Character said: they bring in new ones.

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At 00:06:09,160, Character said: Hey, I met a real
knockout this morning.

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At 00:06:12,080, Character said: Fabulous face, fantastic body,
legs right up to her armpits.

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At 00:06:15,880, Character said: - What about her windows ?
- Windows ?

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At 00:06:18,040, Character said: Oh, I gave her a card.

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At 00:06:19,560, Character said: It’s no good
just chatting up dolly birds.

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At 00:06:22,280, Character said: You've gotta grease the old hags too.

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At 00:06:25,600, Character said: It’s not all Raquel Welch pulling
you onto her dumplings, you know.

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At 00:06:32,680, Character said: Christ, what also did you do ?

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At 00:06:36,560, Character said: Hello. As we were passing, I just thought
I'd stop and see If you were all right.

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At 00:06:40,720, Character said: These falls can sometimes
have delayed affects.

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At 00:06:43,160, Character said: Oh, yes. I mean, no !

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At 00:06:45,480, Character said: Thank you,
I'm all right.

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At 00:06:47,480, Character said: Fina. Well, I have to get back
on patrol now. Good night.

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At 00:06:52,680, Character said: What's all that, then ?
It was her.

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At 00:06:55,440, Character said: Who ?
The bird, I told you.

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At 00:06:58,080, Character said: Have you gone stark raving bonkers,
trying to chat up female fuzz ?

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At 00:07:02,280, Character said: I didn't know who she was. But I don't care, Sid.
Oh, Isn't she a knockout ?

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At 00:07:05,840, Character said: Oh, yeah, you picked
the right word, boy.

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At 00:07:07,720, Character said: What I wouldn't do for her.

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At 00:07:09,400, Character said: Well, I'm more worried about what
you wouldn't do for my customers.

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At 00:07:13,200, Character said: What do you mean, eh ?

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At 00:07:14,760, Character said: I mean, I've g***t to he sure, If some
bird offers to squeeze out your chamole,

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At 00:07:20,120, Character said: you don't go retracting your ladder !

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At 00:07:25,400, Character said: Christ, anyone would think
I was a bloody virgin

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At 00:07:27,720, Character said: I do. And so does Rosie.

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At 00:07:30,000, Character said: What does she know, eh ?

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At 00:07:31,960, Character said: Sisters always know.

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At 00:07:34,760, Character said: I don't know what you're on about.
Responsibilities, that’s what.

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At 00:07:39,280, Character said: You taking over some of mina.

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At 00:07:44,720, Character said: I mean, with Roeie pregnant, I feel it’s
only proper I should cut it out for a while.

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At 00:07:48,920, Character said: Window cleaning ?

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At 00:07:50,200, Character said: Not cleaning,
you hark !

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At 00:07:52,080, Character said: Servicing, keeping the customers happy.

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At 00:07:54,320, Character said: Oh. Anything
I can do, Sid ?

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At 00:07:56,160, Character said: Yeah, well, that’s what worry me.
Can you do ?

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At 00:07:59,360, Character said: Oh, come off it, Sidi

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At 00:08:00,960, Character said: Never mind 'Come off it.'
Have you ever been on it ?

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At 00:08:03,440, Character said: Of course I have !

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At 00:08:04,640, Character said: Yeah ? I don't reckon you could dip your
tassel in a fire bucket without instructions.

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At 00:08:08,680, Character said: Vary funny, Sid.

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At 00:08:10,240, Character said: All right, Timmo. After dinner,
you and me are going out.

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At 00:08:14,800, Character said: What for ?

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At 00:08:16,120, Character said: To get a professional opinion.

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At 00:08:19,200, Character said: Mind you, I didn't like
it to admit it, but Sid was right.

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At 00:08:22,520, Character said: My s***x wife held as much sensation
as a concrete contraceptive.

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At 00:08:26,280, Character said: In fact, I could describe myself as
the walking answer to contraception.

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At 00:08:30,640, Character said: I don't do It !

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At 00:08:32,400, Character said: With me, it’s more a can of good
kiss, good fool and good night.

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At 00:08:36,320, Character said: Now I will say ! Sid.

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At 00:08:38,000, Character said: I mean, he really deserved
the Queen's Award for Industry.

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At 00:08:46,880, Character said: Oh, God. I don't know why your old man
works in the lost property off too.

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At 00:08:49,880, Character said: Might just as well move
the whole lot here !

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At 00:08:51,720, Character said: Dad's working on it.

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At 00:08:53,120, Character said: I wouldn't mind If he nicked
something worthwhile.

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At 00:08:55,000, Character said: - That you, boys ?
- Yes, Mum.

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At 00:08:57,680, Character said: - How did it all go, dear ?
- Oh, fina, Mum.

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At 00:09:00,440, Character said: You could say it was a great day in the
history of British window cleaning.

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At 00:09:03,360, Character said: Oh, that’s nice. Rosie could
hardly wait for you to get hack.

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At 00:09:06,840, Character said: Oh, that’s nice too.

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At 00:09:08,360, Character said: Yeah, she's been dreaming about
that chocolate fudge all day.

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At 00:09:13,040, Character said: Oh, Sidney,
you didn't forget it ?

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At 00:09:15,640, Character said: She told you she'd g***t a
craving for chocolate fudge.

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At 00:09:18,720, Character said: Yeah, well, I know.
I'm sorry. I forgot.

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At 00:09:20,240, Character said: Sidney !
Hera, love !

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At 00:09:22,600, Character said: Eh ! And how's little
earth mother tonight, eh ?

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At 00:09:26,280, Character said: I'm starving.
He forgot it.

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At 00:09:29,600, Character said: You didn't.

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At 00:09:30,960, Character said: Sorry, love, it slipped me mind. I'll go
after dinner. The nawngant stocks it.

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At 00:09:34,280, Character said: One little thing. I ask you
to do one little thing

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At 00:09:39,400, Character said: I'm sorry, Rosie, love. It’s not
the end of the world. I'll go now.

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At 00:09:43,720, Character said: I don't want it now !

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At 00:09:45,040, Character said: All right, I won't go
And g***t it now !

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At 00:09:46,960, Character said: Rosie, all I want to do
is make you happy.

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At 00:09:50,200, Character said: Than pie off.
Rosie

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At 00:09:54,480, Character said: Yes, uh ... Well, I think I'll have a wash
before the thieving magpie gets home.

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At 00:09:58,640, Character said: Timmy, I won't have you
talking Like that.

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