THE CREEP TAPES S01E01 Subtitles

00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,Check, check.

00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,Rolling.

00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:57,Yep. Made that very clear
on your nine emails.

00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,Yeah.

00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:23,Hello?

00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,It's Mike.

00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,I g***t the script.

00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:12,Hello?

00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,Hey!

00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,Are you rolling?

00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,I **.

00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,Are you gonna
yell "action"?

00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,Oh. Uh...

00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,Action!

00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,On that fateful evening,

00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,I was not yet a killer.

00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:48,My thirst for blood
was as of a small child,

00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:52,or... a baby wolf.

00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,I was merely perched
on the precipice

00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,of the encroaching darkness.

00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,Uh...

00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,"So, are you saying
you chose to become a vampire?"

00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:13,Oh, my child, were it so simple.

00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,But what is choice and
what is destiny, I cannot say.

00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,I only know this:

00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:24,as I watched the glorious day

00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:30,fade into a delicious,
blood-red sunset,

00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:35,I willingly said goodbye
to the sun.

00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:43,I chose to become
that which I ** now.

00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,Oh, my God. Did you feel that?

00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,That was incredible! Oh, my God!

00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,That's why you always
roll on the first take!

00:03:58,506 --> 00:03:59,That's why we always
roll on the first take!

00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,You-- you-- you were incredible.

00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,Get over here.
I love you, man. Come on.

00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,What's your name again?

00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,- Uh, Mike.
- Mike.

00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:12,I like Mike. Mm-hmm. Magic Mike.

00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,It's gonna be
a great night, Mike.

00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,Gonna be a great night!

00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,Holy s***t.

00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:46,*

00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,Hey, I'm, uh,
all set up out here.

00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,Sorry, I can't hear you.
Come on in.

00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,- Oh, sorry.
- It's okay.

00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,I was just saying I'm all set up
out there whenever you're ready.

00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:05,Mm-hmm.

00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,- Cool.
- Hey, Mike?

00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,Uh, I just wanna say...

00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:20,I know this whole setup
is a little awkward.

00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:23,You know?
Some guy, I pay you $1,
00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,to come all the way
out here and film me,

00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,and I acknowledge that, and...

00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,I appreciate your trust.

00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,So, I wanna be 100% honest
with you about something.

00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,Okay.

00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,I'm feeling
very vulnerable tonight.

00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:44,And sometimes, when I feel
that way, I can get a little...

00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,in the moment.

00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,It's just,
this is very important.

00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,This is my dream.

00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,And now, you are
a partner in that dream.

00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,And now,
I'm getting emotional and I'm--

00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,I'm-- I'm just
trying to say thank you.

00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,Thank you, Mike.

00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,You're welcome.

00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,Truth. Dedication. Integrity.

00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,These are the principles
with which I have lived my life,

00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,and these are
the very principles I plan

00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,to bring with me should
you choose to accept me

00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,into your intent-- Ah! Blah.

00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,It's uh...

00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,it's gonna be a cut.

00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,Sorry, one sec.

00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,Get this right.

00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,Yeah,
I know the lighting's important,

00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,but the performance
is what matters here,

00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,so I think we just--

00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,let's just-- I'm ready, so.

00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,Okay.

00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,Okay, great. Ready when you are.

00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,- Truth--
- Oh, sorry. One sec.

00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,Mike!

00:06:57,184 --> 00:07:00,Can we have a little talk
about process, please?

00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:04,Truth. Dedication. Integrity.

00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,These are the principles with
which I have lived my life,

00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,and these are
the very principles

00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,I plan to bring with me
should you choose to accept me

00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,into your nine-month intensive
Acting For Camera program.

00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,My name is Jeff Daniels.

00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,I ** not that Jeff Daniels,
but I hope with your guidance

00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,to one day achieve
his level of artistry.

00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:30,I mean, come on.
Speed in 1993, he plays Harry.

00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,The very next year, he plays
another character named Harry

00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,in Dumb and Dumber.

00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,I have that talent.

00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:41,I have that dedication.
I just need your skills.

00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,Together?

00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:47,Well... we can make history.

00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,All right, thoughts?
Just-- just hit me with it.

00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:56,Great. I-- I thought
it was great. It was good.

00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,That's it? Just good?

00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,No, I just-- You know,
we've done a lot of takes,

00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,and I think somewhere
in those last 18,

00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,you've-- you've g***t it.

00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:13,Huh.

00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,Okay.

00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,So, I don't believe you.

00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,I don't believe that we have it.

00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,I don't think you believe
that we have it.

00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,I think that you are
just saying that we have it

00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,so that you can get your $1,
00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,and leave here
as soon as possible.

00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,And you know what else I think?

00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,I can't-- I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but...

00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,I think you don't care whether
I get into acting school or not.

00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,Oh, my God, I'm gonna be sick.
I'm gonna be sick.

00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,No, no, I think you're
a genuinely good actor.

00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,I don't believe you, Michael.

00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,I don't believe
anything you say.

00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,Well,
what do you want from me?

00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,The truth!

00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,That's all.

00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:02,The truth is
I've done a lot of acting reels.

00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,And?

00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:06,And you're...

00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,- up there--
- No! No, no!

00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,Mr. Daniels?

00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,Hey, Jeff?

00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,So, I think we're,
uh, wrapped here. Um...

00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,I'd like to talk about
the payment we agreed on.

00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,Um, if you g***t the cash,
that's great,

00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:54,but I also have Venmo and Zelle
if that works better.

00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,But I ** gonna need
the payment before I leave.

00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,God d***n it.

00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,S***t.

00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,Here it is, Mikey!
The truth!

00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,That's what we've been
looking for here tonight.

00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,Look at that beautiful face.

00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,Please give me my camera.

00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,Listen,
I understand that you're upset,

00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,but I just wanna say,
I'm so proud of you.

00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,You found the...