THE CREEP TAPES S01E01 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,482 Check, check. 2 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,318 Rolling. 3 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:57,425 Yep. Made that very clear on your nine emails. 4 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:08,536 Yeah. 5 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:23,784 Hello? 6 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,629 It's Mike. 7 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,592 I g***t the script. 8 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:12,833 Hello? 9 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,672 Hey! 10 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,009 Are you rolling? 11 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,777 I **. 12 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,484 Are you gonna yell "action"? 13 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,620 Oh. Uh... 14 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:36,290 Action! 15 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,160 On that fateful evening, 16 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,431 I was not yet a killer. 17 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:48,536 My thirst for blood was as of a small child, 18 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:52,306 or... a baby wolf. 19 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,744 I was merely perched on the precipice 20 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,813 of the encroaching darkness. 21 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,552 Uh... 22 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,989 "So, are you saying you chose to become a vampire?" 23 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:13,694 Oh, my child, were it so simple. 24 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:17,365 But what is choice and what is destiny, I cannot say. 25 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,400 I only know this: 26 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:24,238 as I watched the glorious day 27 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:30,844 fade into a delicious, blood-red sunset, 28 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:35,583 I willingly said goodbye to the sun. 29 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:43,524 I chose to become that which I ** now. 30 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,367 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 31 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,202 Oh, my God. Did you feel that? 32 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,770 That was incredible! Oh, my God! 33 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,406 That's why you always roll on the first take! 34 00:03:58,506 --> 00:03:59,873 That's why we always roll on the first take! 35 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,775 You-- you-- you were incredible. 36 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,611 Get over here. I love you, man. Come on. 37 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,146 What's your name again? 38 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,716 - Uh, Mike. - Mike. 39 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:12,553 I like Mike. Mm-hmm. Magic Mike. 40 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,588 It's gonna be a great night, Mike. 41 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,624 Gonna be a great night! 42 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,296 Holy s***t. 43 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:46,153 * 44 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,598 Hey, I'm, uh, all set up out here. 45 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,333 Sorry, I can't hear you. Come on in. 46 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,636 - Oh, sorry. - It's okay. 47 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,638 I was just saying I'm all set up out there whenever you're ready. 48 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:05,773 Mm-hmm. 49 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,175 - Cool. - Hey, Mike? 50 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,649 Uh, I just wanna say... 51 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:20,287 I know this whole setup is a little awkward. 52 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:23,957 You know? Some guy, I pay you $1,000 53 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,726 to come all the way out here and film me, 54 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,861 and I acknowledge that, and... 55 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,131 I appreciate your trust. 56 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,536 So, I wanna be 100% honest with you about something. 57 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:37,638 Okay. 58 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,940 I'm feeling very vulnerable tonight. 59 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:44,211 And sometimes, when I feel that way, I can get a little... 60 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,816 in the moment. 61 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:52,853 It's just, this is very important. 62 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,154 This is my dream. 63 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,826 And now, you are a partner in that dream. 64 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,229 And now, I'm getting emotional and I'm-- 65 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,332 I'm-- I'm just trying to say thank you. 66 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,567 Thank you, Mike. 67 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,403 You're welcome. 68 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,346 Truth. Dedication. Integrity. 69 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,115 These are the principles with which I have lived my life, 70 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,784 and these are the very principles I plan 71 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,420 to bring with me should you choose to accept me 72 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,355 into your intent-- Ah! Blah. 73 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,590 It's uh... 74 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,725 it's gonna be a cut. 75 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:36,897 Sorry, one sec. 76 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,766 Get this right. 77 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,202 Yeah, I know the lighting's important, 78 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,471 but the performance is what matters here, 79 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,872 so I think we just-- 80 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,475 let's just-- I'm ready, so. 81 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,042 Okay. 82 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,378 Okay, great. Ready when you are. 83 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,881 - Truth-- - Oh, sorry. One sec. 84 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,115 Mike! 85 00:06:57,184 --> 00:07:00,120 Can we have a little talk about process, please? 86 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:04,558 Truth. Dedication. Integrity. 87 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,394 These are the principles with which I have lived my life, 88 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,262 and these are the very principles 89 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,500 I plan to bring with me should you choose to accept me 90 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,737 into your nine-month intensive Acting For Camera program. 91 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,740 My name is Jeff Daniels. 92 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,343 I ** not that Jeff Daniels, but I hope with your guidance 93 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,813 to one day achieve his level of artistry. 94 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:30,083 I mean, come on. Speed in 1993, he plays Harry. 95 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,986 The very next year, he plays another character named Harry 96 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,354 in Dumb and Dumber. 97 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,157 I have that talent. 98 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:41,328 I have that dedication. I just need your skills. 99 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,331 Together? 100 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:47,501 Well... we can make history. 101 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,641 All right, thoughts? Just-- just hit me with it. 102 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:56,309 Great. I-- I thought it was great. It was good. 103 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,113 That's it? Just good? 104 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,183 No, I just-- You know, we've done a lot of takes, 105 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,986 and I think somewhere in those last 18, 106 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,487 you've-- you've g***t it. 107 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:13,861 Huh. 108 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,664 Okay. 109 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,533 So, I don't believe you. 110 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,202 I don't believe that we have it. 111 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,238 I don't think you believe that we have it. 112 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,508 I think that you are just saying that we have it 113 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,811 so that you can get your $1,000 114 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,646 and leave here as soon as possible. 115 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,882 And you know what else I think? 116 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,219 I can't-- I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but... 117 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,825 I think you don't care whether I get into acting school or not. 118 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,527 Oh, my God, I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. 119 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,830 No, no, I think you're a genuinely good actor. 120 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,231 I don't believe you, Michael. 121 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,366 I don't believe anything you say. 122 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,202 Well, what do you want from me? 123 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,104 The truth! 124 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,672 That's all. 125 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:02,910 The truth is I've done a lot of acting reels. 126 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:04,878 And? 127 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:06,814 And you're... 128 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:10,383 - up there-- - No! No, no! 129 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,263 Mr. Daniels? 130 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,273 Hey, Jeff? 131 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,283 So, I think we're, uh, wrapped here. Um... 132 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,420 I'd like to talk about the payment we agreed on. 133 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,090 Um, if you g***t the cash, that's great, 134 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:54,294 but I also have Venmo and Zelle if that works better. 135 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,136 But I ** gonna need the payment before I leave. 136 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,003 God d***n it. 137 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:42,976 S***t. 138 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,986 Here it is, Mikey! The truth! 139 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,822 That's what we've been looking for here tonight. 140 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,189 Look at that beautiful face. 141 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,962 Please give me my camera. 142 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,731 Listen, I understand that you're upset, 143 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,901 but I just wanna say, I'm so proud of you. 144 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,138 You found the...