Smiling Friends S01E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,234, Character said: ♪

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At 00:00:04,572, Character said: Oh,
that movie was epic!

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At 00:00:06,841, Character said: What did you think,
Charlie?
I don't know, man.

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At 00:00:09,076, Character said: I didn't really enjoy it
that much, to be honest.

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At 00:00:10,478, Character said: What, really?
Yeah.

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At 00:00:11,812, Character said: Okay, okay, look,
to be completely fair,

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At 00:00:13,247, Character said: I did really enjoy the scene
when Biblo went rogue

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At 00:00:16,984, Character said: and he beat that woman
in the head with the hammer.

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At 00:00:18,786, Character said: I thought it was artistically
and like, tastefully done.

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At 00:00:20,955, Character said: I thought it was
a well-done sequence.

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At 00:00:23,157, Character said: That's funny. That was the part
I really didn't like.

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At 00:00:25,493, Character said: It was just
too violent.

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At 00:00:26,861, Character said: I think it's just because
he was a leech.

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At 00:00:28,863, Character said: Hey, by the way,
you want to get some food?

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At 00:00:30,564, Character said: Yeah, I could eat.

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At 00:00:34,268, Character said: [ Smacks lips ]

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At 00:00:35,836, Character said: Oh, man, I could really go
for some Salty's right now.

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At 00:00:38,272, Character said: Isn't that like,
cheap fast food or something?
What?

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At 00:00:40,641, Character said: Have you really never
been to Salty's?

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At 00:00:41,976, Character said: Dude, you're gonna
love this place.

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At 00:00:43,644, Character said: I've been coming here
since I was a homunculus.

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At 00:00:49,350, Character said: [ Mouse squeaks ]

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At 00:00:50,685, Character said: Charlie, this place
doesn't seem very clean,

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At 00:00:52,486, Character said: There's grease
all over the floor.

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At 00:00:53,721, Character said: Ah, it's just
part of the charm, man.

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At 00:00:55,556, Character said: Welcome to Salty's!

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At 00:00:57,324, Character said: I'm Simon S. Salty and I
built this very restaurant

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At 00:01:00,528, Character said: with my own two hands!

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At 00:01:02,496, Character said: And together with
my funny mascot friends,

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At 00:01:05,599, Character said: we work hard make -- to give you
the most quality -- supreme --

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At 00:01:10,237, Character said: to give you that quality
Salty's experience.

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At 00:01:13,207, Character said: Unfortunately,
the United States FDA --

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At 00:01:16,143, Character said: [ Mocking] The FDA --

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At 00:01:17,378, Character said: has deemed my food a "hazard" --

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At 00:01:20,181, Character said: oh, my food --

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At 00:01:21,482, Character said: linked to 15 deaths in
the past four months alone.

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At 00:01:26,020, Character said: Although I ** rolling out some
new and improved menu items!

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At 00:01:30,491, Character said: Come on, I'm Italian.

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At 00:01:31,659, Character said: You can try my new
Cucumber Deluxe,

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At 00:01:34,395, Character said: the Super Green Bowl,
and my personal favorite,

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At 00:01:38,566, Character said: Salty's Sourdough Bread Busts.

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At 00:01:40,401, Character said: So come to Salty's

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At 00:01:41,902, Character said: and get your new and improved
menu items todayyyy!

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At 00:01:44,805, Character said: Ugh, I hate when
fast food restaurants

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At 00:01:46,440, Character said: do this
healthy food s***t.

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At 00:01:47,842, Character said: First, they took off
a century egg, and now this.

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At 00:01:49,877, Character said: Awesome.
What's a century egg?

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At 00:01:51,779, Character said: Oh, it's like
a Chinese egg

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At 00:01:53,147, Character said: that you bury the dirt
and you dig it up

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At 00:01:54,982, Character said: and you eat it after
like, 100 days.

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At 00:01:56,784, Character said: Um, I actually thought
it was pretty good.

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At 00:01:58,486, Character said: I liked it.
I happen to like it.

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At 00:01:59,954, Character said: I actually think
the Cucumber Deluxe

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At 00:02:01,322, Character said: looks scrumptious.
No, no, no, no,
Pim.

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At 00:02:03,024, Character said: You have to get
the Salty Delight burger.

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At 00:02:05,526, Character said: [ Ding! ]

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At 00:02:08,362, Character said: [ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]

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At 00:02:10,931, Character said: I'm sorry, I didn't realize
we had customers.

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At 00:02:13,434, Character said: What can I get you?

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At 00:02:15,002, Character said: Yeah, I'll just get two
Salty Delight Burgers, thanks.

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At 00:02:17,638, Character said: Ah, sorry,
unfortunately, as of today,

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At 00:02:19,774, Character said: we don't sell
the Salty Delight anymore.

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At 00:02:21,909, Character said: I can get you a Salty
Sourdough Bread Bust, though.

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At 00:02:24,278, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:25,680, Character said: Come on, you can't get rid
of Salty Delight.

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At 00:02:26,947, Character said: Let me talk to
Salty.

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At 00:02:28,816, Character said: Oh, Salty is actually taking
his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap.

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At 00:02:31,986, Character said: No, I think I'm going to
speak to him.

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At 00:02:35,523, Character said: Oh, my God!
Holy s***t!

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At 00:02:37,458, Character said: S-Salty's been m-m-murdered!

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At 00:02:42,930, Character said: Operator: 9-1-1,
what's your emergency?

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At 00:02:44,865, Character said: Yeah, I'm at Salty's Restaurant
on Meat Boulevard.

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At 00:02:47,234, Character said: Simon S. Salty
has been murdered!

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At 00:02:49,570, Character said: Uh, yeah, after
some recent budget cuts,

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At 00:02:52,006, Character said: we're no longer in charge
of murder mysteries.

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At 00:02:54,442, Character said: Another team handles that now.
They'll be on their way shortly.

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At 00:02:57,545, Character said: Oh, okay. Thank you.

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At 00:02:59,613, Character said: [ Cellphone buzzes ]
Hello?

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At 00:03:01,282, Character said: Hey, Charlie, the owner of
the famous Salty's restaurant

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At 00:03:03,818, Character said: was just brutally murdered,

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At 00:03:05,219, Character said: and I need you and Pim
to figure out who did it.

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At 00:03:07,121, Character said: Thank you. Bye.

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At 00:03:09,223, Character said: Uhh. Uh.

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At 00:03:10,524, Character said: It looks like we're technically
in charge of solving this.

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At 00:03:12,660, Character said: I guess that means we're
detectives now, Charlie.

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At 00:03:16,063, Character said: Did you really bring that
with you into the movie theater?

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At 00:03:18,032, Character said: Hmm,
first things first,

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At 00:03:19,667, Character said: how many exits
does this place have, Ketchup?

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At 00:03:21,602, Character said: Just the front entrance.

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At 00:03:23,270, Character said: Then that means the killer is
still here in the restaurant.

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At 00:03:25,539, Character said: Ketchup, who else was in
the restaurant when we came in?

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At 00:03:28,442, Character said: Just me, you guys,
and all the other mascots.

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At 00:03:31,746, Character said: What other mascots?

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At 00:03:33,647, Character said: [ Thunder rolls ]

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At 00:03:35,349, Character said: Alright, so we have Mustard,
Salt, Pepper, Crazy Cup,

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At 00:03:38,386, Character said: the Fun Twins,
and me, Ketchup, h***e-h***e.

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At 00:03:41,422, Character said: I think
that's everyone.

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At 00:03:42,656, Character said: And don't forget
about me, Grease.

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At 00:03:45,493, Character said: I could have done it.

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At 00:03:46,727, Character said: Um...alright,
well, did you do it?

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At 00:03:49,030, Character said: I mean, no,
but I totally could have.

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At 00:03:51,666, Character said: Cool, anyways.

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At 00:03:52,967, Character said: As much as I love
all you epic mascots,

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At 00:03:55,036, Character said: somebody here definitely
murdered Simon S. Salty.

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At 00:03:58,406, Character said: We should go around, get
everyone's side of the story,

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At 00:04:00,908, Character said: then just see
what sticks out.

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At 00:04:03,477, Character said: And none of your are leaving
until we solve this!

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At 00:04:06,147, Character said: [ Thunder claps ]

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At 00:04:08,282, Character said: You didn't need to
raise your voice, man.

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At 00:04:10,518, Character said: Alright, Ketchup.

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At 00:04:11,886, Character said: What was your relationship
like with Salty?

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At 00:04:13,988, Character said: Well, lately we have been
having arguments

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At 00:04:16,624, Character said: about the new
healthy menu.

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At 00:04:18,192, Character said: I just knew it was going
to cause problems

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At 00:04:19,994, Character said: for the restaurant.
Hmm.

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At 00:04:22,096, Character said: Sounds like you were
quite angry at Salty, then.

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At 00:04:24,498, Character said: Yes, but I would never stab
my friend in the back.

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At 00:04:27,868, Character said: [ Crying ]

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At 00:04:29,170, Character said: He was my d***n godfather
to my children.

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At 00:04:35,943, Character said: Oh, don't cry,
Mr. Ketchup.

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At 00:04:37,278, Character said: We'll solve
this mystery soon.

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At 00:04:39,814, Character said: Thank you, Pim.

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At 00:04:41,749, Character said: Alright, I'm not
screwing around here.

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At 00:04:43,117, Character said: You two kill Salty,
or what?
Oh, no, never.

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At 00:04:45,519, Character said: We were spending all day
draining the rotten soda

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At 00:04:47,955, Character said: from the machine with
our soda-draining device

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At 00:04:49,957, Character said: and refilling it with
fresh, soapy soda.

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At 00:04:51,892, Character said: Yes, it's true.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

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At 00:04:54,095, Character said: You guys spent all day
doing that?

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At 00:04:56,564, Character said: Well, not all day.

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At 00:04:57,865, Character said: We did have
a little break

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