Smiling Friends - S01E05 WEB.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,234 --> 00:00:04,♪

00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,Oh,
that movie was epic!

00:00:06,841 --> 00:00:09,What did you think,
Charlie?
I don't know, man.

00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,I didn't really enjoy it
that much, to be honest.

00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:11,What, really?
Yeah.

00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,Okay, okay, look,
to be completely fair,

00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:16,I did really enjoy the scene
when Biblo went rogue

00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:18,and he beat that woman
in the head with the hammer.

00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,I thought it was artistically
and like, tastefully done.

00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:23,I thought it was
a well-done sequence.

00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:25,That's funny. That was the part
I really didn't like.

00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:26,It was just
too violent.

00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,I think it's just because
he was a leech.

00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,Hey, by the way,
you want to get some food?

00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,Yeah, I could eat.

00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,[ Smacks lips ]

00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:38,Oh, man, I could really go
for some Salty's right now.

00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,Isn't that like,
cheap fast food or something?
What?

00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:41,Have you really never
been to Salty's?

00:00:41,976 --> 00:00:43,Dude, you're gonna
love this place.

00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,I've been coming here
since I was a homunculus.

00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,[ Mouse squeaks ]

00:00:50,685 --> 00:00:52,Charlie, this place
doesn't seem very clean,

00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,There's grease
all over the floor.

00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,Ah, it's just
part of the charm, man.

00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,Welcome to Salty's!

00:00:57,324 --> 00:01:00,I'm Simon S. Salty and I
built this very restaurant

00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,with my own two hands!

00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:05,And together with
my funny mascot friends,

00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:10,we work hard make -- to give you
the most quality -- supreme --

00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:13,to give you that quality
Salty's experience.

00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:16,Unfortunately,
the United States FDA --

00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,[ Mocking] The FDA --

00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:20,has deemed my food a "hazard" --

00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,oh, my food --

00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:26,linked to 15 deaths in
the past four months alone.

00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:30,Although I ** rolling out some
new and improved menu items!

00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,Come on, I'm Italian.

00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,You can try my new
Cucumber Deluxe,

00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:38,the Super Green Bowl,
and my personal favorite,

00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,Salty's Sourdough Bread Busts.

00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:41,So come to Salty's

00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:44,and get your new and improved
menu items todayyyy!

00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,Ugh, I hate when
fast food restaurants

00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,do this
healthy food s***t.

00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:49,First, they took off
a century egg, and now this.

00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,Awesome.
What's a century egg?

00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,Oh, it's like
a Chinese egg

00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,that you bury the dirt
and you dig it up

00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,and you eat it after
like, 100 days.

00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,Um, I actually thought
it was pretty good.

00:01:58,486 --> 00:01:59,I liked it.
I happen to like it.

00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,I actually think
the Cucumber Deluxe

00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,looks scrumptious.
No, no, no, no,
Pim.

00:02:03,024 --> 00:02:05,You have to get
the Salty Delight burger.

00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,[ Ding! ]

00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]

00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,I'm sorry, I didn't realize
we had customers.

00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,What can I get you?

00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,Yeah, I'll just get two
Salty Delight Burgers, thanks.

00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,Ah, sorry,
unfortunately, as of today,

00:02:19,774 --> 00:02:21,we don't sell
the Salty Delight anymore.

00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,I can get you a Salty
Sourdough Bread Bust, though.

00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,What?

00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,Come on, you can't get rid
of Salty Delight.

00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,Let me talk to
Salty.

00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,Oh, Salty is actually taking
his iconic 7:00 P.M. nap.

00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:34,No, I think I'm going to
speak to him.

00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,Oh, my God!
Holy s***t!

00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:42,S-Salty's been m-m-murdered!

00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,Operator: 9-1-1,
what's your emergency?

00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,Yeah, I'm at Salty's Restaurant
on Meat Boulevard.

00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,Simon S. Salty
has been murdered!

00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:52,Uh, yeah, after
some recent budget cuts,

00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,we're no longer in charge
of murder mysteries.

00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:57,Another team handles that now.
They'll be on their way shortly.

00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,Oh, okay. Thank you.

00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,[ Cellphone buzzes ]
Hello?

00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,Hey, Charlie, the owner of
the famous Salty's restaurant

00:03:03,818 --> 00:03:05,was just brutally murdered,

00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:07,and I need you and Pim
to figure out who did it.

00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:09,Thank you. Bye.

00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,Uhh. Uh.

00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,It looks like we're technically
in charge of solving this.

00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:16,I guess that means we're
detectives now, Charlie.

00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:18,Did you really bring that
with you into the movie theater?

00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,Hmm,
first things first,

00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,how many exits
does this place have, Ketchup?

00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,Just the front entrance.

00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:25,Then that means the killer is
still here in the restaurant.

00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,Ketchup, who else was in
the restaurant when we came in?

00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,Just me, you guys,
and all the other mascots.

00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:33,What other mascots?

00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,[ Thunder rolls ]

00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:38,Alright, so we have Mustard,
Salt, Pepper, Crazy Cup,

00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:41,the Fun Twins,
and me, Ketchup, h***e-h***e.

00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,I think
that's everyone.

00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,And don't forget
about me, Grease.

00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:46,I could have done it.

00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,Um...alright,
well, did you do it?

00:03:49,030 --> 00:03:51,I mean, no,
but I totally could have.

00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:52,Cool, anyways.

00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:55,As much as I love
all you epic mascots,

00:03:55,036 --> 00:03:58,somebody here definitely
murdered Simon S. Salty.

00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,We should go around, get
everyone's side of the story,

00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,then just see
what sticks out.

00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:06,And none of your are leaving
until we solve this!

00:04:06,147 --> 00:04:08,[ Thunder claps ]

00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,You didn't need to
raise your voice, man.

00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,Alright, Ketchup.

00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:13,What was your relationship
like with Salty?

00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:16,Well, lately we have been
having arguments

00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,about the new
healthy menu.

00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:19,I just knew it was going
to cause problems

00:04:19,994 --> 00:04:22,for the restaurant.
Hmm.

00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,Sounds like you were
quite angry at Salty, then.

00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,Yes, but I would never stab
my friend in the back.

00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,[ Crying ]

00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:32,He was my d***n godfather
to my children.

00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,Oh, don't cry,
Mr. Ketchup.

00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,We'll solve
this mystery soon.

00:04:39,814 --> 00:04:41,Thank you, Pim.

00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,Alright, I'm not
screwing around here.

00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:45,You two kill Salty,
or what?
Oh, no, never.

00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,We were spending all day
draining the rotten soda

00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,from the machine with
our soda-draining device

00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,and refilling it with
fresh, soapy soda.

00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,Yes, it's true.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:56,You guys spent all day
doing that?

00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:57,Well, not all day.

00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,We did have
a little break

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