10-03 Lemons Subtitles

At 00:00:45,200, Character said: Stop whatever you're doing, bud!

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At 00:00:47,360, Character said: We're having a crazy golf
championship in the medilab.

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At 00:00:49,400, Character said: It's gonna be insane!

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At 00:00:51,040, Character said: I don't think so!

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At 00:00:52,800, Character said: You won't say that
when you see the course. It's amazing!

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At 00:00:55,200, Character said: Best hole's the fourth,
on the autopsy table.

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At 00:00:59,240, Character said: The bath-lift takes you up to the tee.

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At 00:01:01,360, Character said: Out of bounds marked
by the commode cushions.

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At 00:01:03,720, Character said: You have to land your drive
over the bunion plasters

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At 00:01:05,720, Character said: in between
the two kidney donor dishes.

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At 00:01:07,920, Character said: Then a straight shot into
the medical students' practice rectum.

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At 00:01:13,280, Character said: Not now, man.
Can't you see I'm cooking?

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At 00:01:15,520, Character said: Steak? What is it, pork?

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At 00:01:17,560, Character said: I found a deep-freeze down on B Deck,
next to Kryten's quarters.

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At 00:01:20,400, Character said: - Enough for me?
- Just one steak, one chop, one rib.

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At 00:01:22,960, Character said: Great! Just enough!

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At 00:01:24,840, Character said: - Catch you later.
- Hey!

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At 00:01:29,680, Character said: I'm loving this pork!

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At 00:01:34,760, Character said: Maybe needs a little more soy sauce.

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At 00:01:36,680, Character said: Oww!

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At 00:01:42,520, Character said: Lister, I've been meaning to say.

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At 00:01:45,440, Character said: Books?

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At 00:01:46,920, Character said: You've been reading again,
haven't you?

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At 00:01:49,920, Character said: Listy, I've told you a million times -
don't read, it messes you up.

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At 00:01:54,440, Character said: It's like giving a hamster,
who's only used to his little wheel,

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At 00:01:56,840, Character said: the keys to an Aston Martin.

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At 00:02:00,040, Character said: Crazy things are gonna happen.

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At 00:02:01,640, Character said: It's part of my robotics course -
I've g***t to read it.

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At 00:02:04,240, Character said: Makes you feel so inadequate.

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At 00:02:06,880, Character said: You know Mozart was only five when
he wrote Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?

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At 00:02:10,960, Character said: I wasn't even toilet trained
when I was five.

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At 00:02:14,080, Character said: You've barely mastered it now.

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At 00:02:17,440, Character said: How did these people
get to be so great?

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At 00:02:19,040, Character said: I mean, Shakespeare.

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At 00:02:20,480, Character said: I don't understand anything he wrote,
but, man, what a dude!

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At 00:02:23,280, Character said: Plays, poems...
and a whole bunch of expressions.

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At 00:02:26,360, Character said: "A dish fit for a king" -
that was Shakespeare.

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At 00:02:28,320, Character said: What a great expression!

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At 00:02:29,760, Character said: Is it, though? Is it a great expression?

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At 00:02:32,000, Character said: A dish fit for a king?
I say that all the time.

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At 00:02:34,240, Character said: This is a dish fit for a king -
that's a great expression.

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At 00:02:36,480, Character said: I love that expression. That Shakespeare,
you've gotta hand it to him.

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At 00:02:39,840, Character said: He could really write a good expression.

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At 00:02:42,400, Character said: Who couldn't have thought of that?

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At 00:02:44,600, Character said: "In a pickle" - that was another
Shakespeare expression. In a pickle.

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At 00:02:48,600, Character said: How brilliant is that?
You know what it means?

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At 00:02:50,920, Character said: As confused as the mixed-up, stewed,
spicy vegetables in a pickle jar.

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At 00:02:56,800, Character said: And how are we supposed to know

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At 00:02:58,320, Character said: what the inside of a 16th-century
pickle jar looks like?

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At 00:03:01,160, Character said: And how is that relevant

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At 00:03:02,760, Character said: to our non-pickly lives
here in deep space today?

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At 00:03:06,400, Character said: When will people learn?

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At 00:03:08,160, Character said: Shakespeare, it's over!

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At 00:03:12,040, Character said: The money that guy must have made out of
a few lousy expressions and a bad haircut.

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At 00:03:17,000, Character said: Bad haircut?

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At 00:03:18,320, Character said: Don't tell me
you haven't noticed his bad haircut?

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At 00:03:20,960, Character said: But because he's had a few
hit expressions, he gets away with it.

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At 00:03:24,080, Character said: What's wrong with his haircut?

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At 00:03:25,480, Character said: He's g***t a skullet.

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At 00:03:27,600, Character said: A skull what?

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At 00:03:29,760, Character said: A bald mullet - a skullet.

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At 00:03:33,480, Character said: Bald at the front, mullet at the back.

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At 00:03:36,840, Character said: You wouldn't wanna go out in public
with this guy.

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At 00:03:39,040, Character said: - Sirs, the most incredible news!
- Someone's died,

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At 00:03:42,680, Character said: - and you've been left a new mop?
- Ohh!

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At 00:03:44,800, Character said: Please, sir, give me some credit.

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At 00:03:46,760, Character said: I'm not the one-dimensional
cleaning droid I once was.

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At 00:03:49,440, Character said: I've evolved into something
far more complex and multi-layered

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At 00:03:52,680, Character said: and, if I may say so, superior.

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At 00:03:56,520, Character said: - Stain.
- Where?

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At 00:03:57,600, Character said: - Smudge.
- Oh, where?!

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At 00:03:59,520, Character said: - Smear.
- Oh!

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At 00:04:00,760, Character said: - Speck.
- Oh, speck!

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At 00:04:02,600, Character said: - BOTH: Smeg.
- Smeg!

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At 00:04:06,400, Character said: The crates were in transit, sir.

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At 00:04:08,200, Character said: - I opened the first one and found this.
- What is it?

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At 00:04:10,840, Character said: It's a rejuvenation shower, sir.

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At 00:04:13,200, Character said: It rewinds each individual's genome and
returns the body to any point in its past.

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At 00:04:18,200, Character said: It can restore you to your physical prime.

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At 00:04:21,240, Character said: Oh, man, how great is that?

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At 00:04:23,160, Character said: I can go back to last Thursday!

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At 00:04:25,440, Character said: - Ahh.
- What?

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At 00:04:29,400, Character said: It's Swedish.

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At 00:04:31,240, Character said: So?

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At 00:04:32,400, Character said: It's a flat-pack - self-assembly.

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At 00:04:35,600, Character said: We have to build it ourselves.

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At 00:04:37,280, Character said: "With just an Allen key
and a Phillips screwdriver,

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At 00:04:39,560, Character said: "assembly should take
less than three hours."

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At 00:04:42,160, Character said: That's Swedish for a week.

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At 00:05:03,000, Character said: It's not a million miles away, you know.

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At 00:05:05,480, Character said: What about all these spare parts
we didn't use?

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At 00:05:09,200, Character said: Alignment bracket.
What the hell's an alignment bracket?

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At 00:05:12,000, Character said: Oh, look, we have taken this thing apart
and put it back together a hundred times.

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At 00:05:15,920, Character said: It's aligned, all right?

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At 00:05:17,240, Character said: In what area is it not aligned?

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At 00:05:19,120, Character said: In no area.

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At 00:05:20,360, Character said: It's good to go, it's aligned,
let's do it.

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At 00:05:22,880, Character said: Who's gonna test it?

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At 00:05:24,480, Character said: Mm, we need something
unimportant and meaningless.

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At 00:05:26,360, Character said: Listy, you're up.

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At 00:05:27,640, Character said: There might be something here.

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At 00:05:29,880, Character said: Bits of black plastic,

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At 00:05:31,720, Character said: bits of metal that don't look important.

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At 00:05:34,360, Character said: Old battery.

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At 00:05:36,080, Character said: What we really need is something organic,

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At 00:05:38,480, Character said: something alive,
something teeming with life.

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At 00:05:40,680, Character said: Oh, sir, what about your socks?

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At 00:05:44,440, Character said: Stand back, everyone.
They're coming through.

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At 00:05:47,720, Character said: OK, I'm rejuvenating the socks.

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At 00:05:54,040, Character said: Oh! The beams.

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At 00:05:55,760, Character said: We're getting covered in beamer light.

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At 00:05:58,440, Character said: They're misaligned!

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At 00:05:59,640, Character said: That's what those alignment brackets
were...for!

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At 00:06:04,160, Character said: What's happened? Where are we?

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At 00:06:06,280, Character said: D***n cheap, Swedish, flat-pack,
self-assembly rejuvenation showers!

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At 00:06:11,800, Character said: Where the hell has it sent us?

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At 00:06:13,280, Character said: I fear we may have time-travelled, sirs.

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At 00:06:16,040, Character said: And I told you those white plastic
clippy things were important!

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At 00:06:19,360, Character said: Trees! This may be Earth!

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At 00:06:22,000, Character said: Earth! It's always Earth with you guys.

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At 00:06:24,760, Character said: You see some trees, it's Earth.

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At 00:06:26,640, Character said: Who's to say it isn't a planet entirely
populated by n***d warrior Cat babes

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At 00:06:30,840, Character said: who need me to make love to them all?

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At 00:06:32,920, Character said: And what are the chances of that?

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At 00:06:34,680, Character said: If you've never had a dream,
you've never had a dream come true.

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At 00:06:37,840, Character said: - (BEEPING)
- Hmm.

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At 00:06:39,600, Character said: We're in a land called Albion, sirs -
better known as Britain.

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At 00:06:43,280, Character said: And the year is 23 AD.

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At 00:06:45,680, Character said: 23 AD. Weren't Britons
all nutters back then?

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At 00:06:49,200, Character said: Running round sporting blue tattoos,
out their heads on booze,

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At 00:06:52,560, Character said: fightin', vomitin' and passin' out?

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At 00:06:54,800, Character said: A phase that doesn't end
any time soon, sir.

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At 00:06:57,880, Character said: Maybe we can stay.

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At 00:06:59,560, Character said: We've gotta get back to the Dwarf
and find Kochanski.

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At 00:07:02,520, Character said: AR, no fear, sir.

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At 00:07:04,040, Character said: I have the...