SurrealEstate.S02E06.720p.WEB.x265-MiNX Subtitles

At 00:00:09,259, Character said: - August Ripley.
- Rochelle Decker.

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At 00:00:11,595, Character said: - I get these things.

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At 00:00:13,387, Character said: I can’t hear them
anymore, I can’t see them.

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At 00:00:15,182, Character said: But I know them.

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At 00:00:16,807, Character said: - You know, I always
liked you, Zooey.

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At 00:00:18,643, Character said: She’s one of us.

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At 00:00:19,978, Character said: - One of us. One of us.

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At 00:00:22,689, Character said: - I heard about the
day you left the church.

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At 00:00:25,317, Character said: - The organization
wasn’t meeting my needs.

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At 00:00:28,070, Character said: Dear Luke, please consider this

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At 00:00:29,987, Character said: my resignation from
the Roman Agency.

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At 00:00:31,823, Character said: Effective immediately.

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At 00:00:33,491, Character said: Susan Ireland.

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At 00:01:03,354, Character said: - Hasan!

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At 00:01:44,896, Character said: Mina, Tarik,

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At 00:01:46,731, Character said: I can’t give you a
guaranteed sale date or price.

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At 00:01:49,651, Character said: Nobody can. The market
is a living, breathing thing.

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At 00:01:53,989, Character said: - So, what was that number
you gave us five minutes ago?

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At 00:01:56,158, Character said: - That is a listing price
that I think will put us

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At 00:01:58,409, Character said: in a very positive
position. I suspect we’ll get

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At 00:02:00,745, Character said: several offers above that,
but, well, wait and see.

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At 00:02:03,748, Character said: So,

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At 00:02:05,334, Character said: is there anything else
that I need to know?

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At 00:02:08,794, Character said: - Mmm. No.
- Mmm. No. Nothing. No.

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At 00:02:11,006, Character said: - No, I-I-I don’t...
- Sounds great.

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At 00:02:12,549, Character said: - I don’t think so, no.

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At 00:02:15,384, Character said: - These older
houses often have, uh,

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At 00:02:17,596, Character said: features and quirks
that could impact

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At 00:02:19,473, Character said: the potential sales
price and days on market.

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At 00:02:22,683, Character said: Now, if this is the case,

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At 00:02:24,436, Character said: we are very good at
managing these things,

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At 00:02:26,187, Character said: but now is the time to tell us.

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At 00:02:28,397, Character said: - Did you tell him about
the antichrist next door?

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At 00:02:30,901, Character said: - Daria.
- He needs to know.

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At 00:02:34,487, Character said: - The Masseys.

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At 00:02:36,198, Character said: - Our neighbors from hell.

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At 00:02:38,741, Character said: - Unreasonable
neighbors aren’t that...

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At 00:02:43,997, Character said: unusual.

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At 00:02:45,581, Character said: - Unreasonable?

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At 00:02:47,084, Character said: They’ve been a problem
since we moved in.

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At 00:02:49,127, Character said: - We’ve tried to
be good neighbors.

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At 00:02:50,670, Character said: Ask anyone else on the block.

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At 00:02:52,254, Character said: - But with the Masseys?
- If they find out we’re selling,

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At 00:02:55,550, Character said: they’ll try to sabotage us.

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At 00:02:57,134, Character said: - Badmouth us.
Scare away the buyers.

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At 00:03:00,305, Character said: - Who wants to live next
to murderous psychopaths?

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At 00:03:02,890, Character said: - We generally try and
keep those bullet points

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At 00:03:04,600, Character said: out of the marketing materials.

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At 00:03:07,062, Character said: - What can we do?

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At 00:03:08,646, Character said: - Well, generally, I like
to head off the problem

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At 00:03:10,941, Character said: by reaching out
first; create goodwill.

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At 00:03:13,068, Character said: - Goodwill? Good luck.

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At 00:03:15,528, Character said: - You’d be surprised what a
properly deployed muffin basket

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At 00:03:18,657, Character said: can achieve. Now,
are you done with this?

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At 00:03:29,793, Character said: Nice landscaping.

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At 00:03:31,377, Character said: Least they keep the property up.

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At 00:03:33,421, Character said: - That’s what they always
say about axe murderers:

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At 00:03:36,591, Character said: "Gee, what a surprise.

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At 00:03:38,426, Character said: They took such good
care of their yard."

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At 00:03:42,597, Character said: - Hm.

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At 00:03:55,444, Character said: - Hey!

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At 00:03:57,945, Character said: - Nice greenery.

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At 00:03:59,531, Character said: - Aren’t they?

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At 00:04:05,746, Character said: - So, should be an
easy one. A normie.

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At 00:04:08,205, Character said: - Hm. Just like Susan suggested.

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At 00:04:13,627, Character said: - We’ve always
welcomed every client,

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At 00:04:15,588, Character said: regardless of their degree
of metaphysical engagement,

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At 00:04:17,966, Character said: so the Hasans should
be pretty simple.

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At 00:04:19,925, Character said: Open, show, closing.

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At 00:04:21,720, Character said: But their neighbors have
g***t them really spooked.

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At 00:04:24,805, Character said: - Perhaps it’s
just bad chemistry.

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At 00:04:27,934, Character said: - Maybe, but, Phil, when you
do the HCP at the Hasan house...

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At 00:04:31,062, Character said: - I’ll check the
Massey place, too.

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At 00:04:33,230, Character said: - Maybe they’re just too alike?

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At 00:04:35,317, Character said: I mean, suburbia rots
everyone’s brain sooner or later.

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At 00:04:37,944, Character said: - The Hasans have
lived there for eight years.

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At 00:04:39,653, Character said: They never had problems
with anyone else, or so they say.

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At 00:04:42,199, Character said: August, I want you in
there sooner than later.

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At 00:04:44,451, Character said: Hasans don’t seem like the
type to make this up, but...

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At 00:04:46,786, Character said: - There was a fascinating
study done on Norwegian rats

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At 00:04:50,206, Character said: living in close proximity...

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At 00:04:52,667, Character said: - Tarik? We were
just talking about you.

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At 00:04:58,632, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:02,593, Character said: - Okay...

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At 00:05:04,387, Character said: you’re gonna have
to believe us now.

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At 00:05:06,305, Character said: - I can’t believe a
normal person would...

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At 00:05:08,475, Character said: - Go all Ozzy Osbourne and
then drop it on our doorstep?

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At 00:05:11,644, Character said: I told you, these
people are sick.

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At 00:05:15,439, Character said: - I can’t take this anymore.

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At 00:05:18,108, Character said: You don’t have to.

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At 00:05:21,071, Character said: - Tarik, this
really isn’t the time

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At 00:05:23,072, Character said: to get into an altercation
with these people.

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At 00:05:28,286, Character said: Massey!

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At 00:05:32,665, Character said: Massey, you
cowardly pile of puke!

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At 00:05:34,543, Character said: Come out and face me! Massey!

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At 00:05:36,670, Character said: And don’t just send out
your freakishly tall wife

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At 00:05:38,963, Character said: to fight your battles!
I want a piece of you!

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At 00:05:41,423, Character said: Man, dial it down a little.

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At 00:05:43,718, Character said: - What’d you say about my wife?

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At 00:05:45,595, Character said: - I don’t think that
he meant anything.

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At 00:05:47,180, Character said: - She’s tall! Freakishly tall!

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At 00:05:49,307, Character said: Abnormally tall!

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At 00:05:50,933, Character said: - You take that back.
- Or what?

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At 00:05:53,269, Character said: You gonna unleash
Slenderwoman on me?

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At 00:05:55,187, Character said: - I’m gonna do some
unleashing, all right.

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At 00:05:56,814, Character said: What kind of a sicko

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At 00:05:58,983, Character said: rips the head off a bird and
puts it on someone’s porch?

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At 00:06:01,485, Character said: - The kind of sicko
who’s tired of getting

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At 00:06:02,903, Character said: a midnight suntan, that’s who!

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At 00:06:04,488, Character said: - My porch light, my rules!
- Tariq, put down the rock.

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At 00:06:07,783, Character said: - My dog! Your
a***s! How about that?

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At 00:06:09,952, Character said: - Mr. Massey, put down the dog.
- Whoa-ho-ho.

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At 00:06:13,122, Character said: And a shadow covers the land
as the 50-foot woman attacks.

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At 00:06:16,543, Character said: - Eat a heaping
bowl of s***t, Hasan!

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At 00:06:18,627, Character said: - You bird dismemberer!

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At 00:06:20,838, Character said: - You’re insane!
- You’re a sociopath!

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At 00:06:23,132, Character said: - You’re neighbors!
- Come get your bird, Massey.

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At 00:06:26,052, Character said: - Okay. Go get ’em, Buttercup!

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At 00:06:28,596, Character said: - Go on!
- No!

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At 00:06:40,942, Character said: - Hope he saved me a drumstick.

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At 00:06:42,735, Character said: - Hm.

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At 00:06:46,781, Character said: The irony is I’m only five-nine.

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At 00:06:49,242, Character said: In heels.

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At 00:06:50,911, Character said: - You always had
this kind of, um...

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At 00:06:53,038, Character said: tension between you?

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At 00:06:55,081, Character said: - Tension? They made our lives

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At 00:06:57,207, Character said: a living hell ever
since we moved in.

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At 00:06:58,877, Character said: - Thought you were here first?
- Oh!

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At 00:07:01,420, Character said: - Look. Look at
the things they do.

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At 00:07:10,805, Character said: - It’s a little hard
to make out.

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At 00:07:12,682, Character said: - Yeah, that’s because
of their goddam porchlight.

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At 00:07:14,893, Character said: Thing’s gotta be like
a 100 jillion lumens.

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At 00:07:17,519, Character said: It shines right into
our bedroom all night.

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At 00:07:19,439, Character said: - Well, did you talk
to them about it?

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At 00:07:21,399, Character said: - Yeah. They suggested
something involving a...