00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,- August Ripley.
- Rochelle Decker.

00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,- I get these things.

00:00:13,387 --> 00:00:15,I can’t hear them
anymore, I can’t see them.

00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,But I know them.

00:00:16,807 --> 00:00:18,- You know, I always
liked you, Zooey.

00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:19,She’s one of us.

00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,- One of us. One of us.

00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,- I heard about the
day you left the church.

00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:28,- The organization
wasn’t meeting my needs.

00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,Dear Luke, please consider this

00:00:29,987 --> 00:00:31,my resignation from
the Roman Agency.

00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,Effective immediately.

00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,Susan Ireland.

00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,- Hasan!

00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,Mina, Tarik,

00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:49,I can’t give you a
guaranteed sale date or price.

00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:53,Nobody can. The market
is a living, breathing thing.

00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,- So, what was that number
you gave us five minutes ago?

00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,- That is a listing price
that I think will put us

00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,in a very positive
position. I suspect we’ll get

00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:03,several offers above that,
but, well, wait and see.

00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,So,

00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,is there anything else
that I need to know?

00:02:08,794 --> 00:02:10,- Mmm. No.
- Mmm. No. Nothing. No.

00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,- No, I-I-I don’t...
- Sounds great.

00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,- I don’t think so, no.

00:02:15,384 --> 00:02:17,- These older
houses often have, uh,

00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,features and quirks
that could impact

00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,the potential sales
price and days on market.

00:02:22,683 --> 00:02:24,Now, if this is the case,

00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,we are very good at
managing these things,

00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,but now is the time to tell us.

00:02:28,397 --> 00:02:30,- Did you tell him about
the antichrist next door?

00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,- Daria.
- He needs to know.

00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,- The Masseys.

00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,- Our neighbors from hell.

00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,- Unreasonable
neighbors aren’t that...

00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,unusual.

00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:47,- Unreasonable?

00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,They’ve been a problem
since we moved in.

00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,- We’ve tried to
be good neighbors.

00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,Ask anyone else on the block.

00:02:52,254 --> 00:02:54,- But with the Masseys?
- If they find out we’re selling,

00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,they’ll try to sabotage us.

00:02:57,134 --> 00:03:00,- Badmouth us.
Scare away the buyers.

00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,- Who wants to live next
to murderous psychopaths?

00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:04,- We generally try and
keep those bullet points

00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,out of the marketing materials.

00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,- What can we do?

00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:10,- Well, generally, I like
to head off the problem

00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,by reaching out
first; create goodwill.

00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,- Goodwill? Good luck.

00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,- You’d be surprised what a
properly deployed muffin basket

00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,can achieve. Now,
are you done with this?

00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,Nice landscaping.

00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,Least they keep the property up.

00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,- That’s what they always
say about axe murderers:

00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,"Gee, what a surprise.

00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:41,They took such good
care of their yard."

00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,- Hm.

00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,- Hey!

00:03:57,945 --> 00:03:59,- Nice greenery.

00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,- Aren’t they?

00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,- So, should be an
easy one. A normie.

00:04:08,205 --> 00:04:10,- Hm. Just like Susan suggested.

00:04:13,627 --> 00:04:15,- We’ve always
welcomed every client,

00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,regardless of their degree
of metaphysical engagement,

00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,so the Hasans should
be pretty simple.

00:04:19,925 --> 00:04:21,Open, show, closing.

00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,But their neighbors have
g***t them really spooked.

00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:26,- Perhaps it’s
just bad chemistry.

00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:31,- Maybe, but, Phil, when you
do the HCP at the Hasan house...

00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,- I’ll check the
Massey place, too.

00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:35,- Maybe they’re just too alike?

00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,I mean, suburbia rots
everyone’s brain sooner or later.

00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,- The Hasans have
lived there for eight years.

00:04:39,653 --> 00:04:42,They never had problems
with anyone else, or so they say.

00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:44,August, I want you in
there sooner than later.

00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,Hasans don’t seem like the
type to make this up, but...

00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:50,- There was a fascinating
study done on Norwegian rats

00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:51,living in close proximity...

00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,- Tarik? We were
just talking about you.

00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,What?

00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:04,- Okay...

00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,you’re gonna have
to believe us now.

00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,- I can’t believe a
normal person would...

00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,- Go all Ozzy Osbourne and
then drop it on our doorstep?

00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,I told you, these
people are sick.

00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:17,- I can’t take this anymore.

00:05:18,108 --> 00:05:20,You don’t have to.

00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,- Tarik, this
really isn’t the time

00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,to get into an altercation
with these people.

00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,Massey!

00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,Massey, you
cowardly pile of puke!

00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,Come out and face me! Massey!

00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,And don’t just send out
your freakishly tall wife

00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:41,to fight your battles!
I want a piece of you!

00:05:41,423 --> 00:05:43,Man, dial it down a little.

00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,- What’d you say about my wife?

00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,- I don’t think that
he meant anything.

00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,- She’s tall! Freakishly tall!

00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,Abnormally tall!

00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:53,- You take that back.
- Or what?

00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,You gonna unleash
Slenderwoman on me?

00:05:55,187 --> 00:05:56,- I’m gonna do some
unleashing, all right.

00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,What kind of a sicko

00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:01,rips the head off a bird and
puts it on someone’s porch?

00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:02,- The kind of sicko
who’s tired of getting

00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:04,a midnight suntan, that’s who!

00:06:04,488 --> 00:06:07,- My porch light, my rules!
- Tariq, put down the rock.

00:06:07,783 --> 00:06:09,- My dog! Your
a***s! How about that?

00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:13,- Mr. Massey, put down the dog.
- Whoa-ho-ho.

00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:16,And a shadow covers the land
as the 50-foot woman attacks.

00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,- Eat a heaping
bowl of s***t, Hasan!

00:06:18,627 --> 00:06:20,- You bird dismemberer!

00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:23,- You’re insane!
- You’re a sociopath!

00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:26,- You’re neighbors!
- Come get your bird, Massey.

00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,- Okay. Go get ’em, Buttercup!

00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:30,- Go on!
- No!

00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,- Hope he saved me a drumstick.

00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,- Hm.

00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,The irony is I’m only five-nine.

00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,In heels.

00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,- You always had
this kind of, um...

00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,tension between you?

00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,- Tension? They made our lives

00:06:57,207 --> 00:06:58,a living hell ever
since we moved in.

00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:01,- Thought you were here first?
- Oh!

00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,- Look. Look at
the things they do.

00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,- It’s a little hard
to make out.

00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,- Yeah, that’s because
of their goddam porchlight.

00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,Thing’s gotta be like
a 100 jillion lumens.

00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:19,It shines right into
our bedroom all night.

00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,- Well, did you talk
to them about it?

00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,- Yeah. They suggested
something involving a...