00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,- Oh no.

00:00:39,974 --> 00:00:41,Oh f***k.

00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:42,F***k!

00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:47,F***k, f***k, f***k,
f***k, f***g s***t!

00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,- Relax druggie Dougie.

00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,- Don't f***g call me that.

00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,My name is Doug, or Douglas.

00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,I'm a f***g adult!

00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:08,- I believe he's trying
to assert his authority.

00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:11,- Are you trying to
assert your authority?

00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,- Maybe he thinks
he's in charge here.

00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,- Do you think you're in
charge here, druggie Dougie?

00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,- Don't fuckin'...

00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,- What did I say?

00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:28,- He said to relax
druggie Dougie.

00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,- I did.

00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,I said to relax.

00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:34,Right?

00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,- What do you want from me?

00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:40,- We want to see how much
you love your new God?

00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:43,- Are you familiar
with Yubitsume?

00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:48,- Yeah, it's that brown chicken
dish at f***g Benihana.

00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:53,- No Doug, it's a ritual
practiced by the Yakuza.

00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:56,Yubitsume is a form of apology.

00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,If a member of the Yakuza
were to dishonor himself

00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:03,or one of his bosses he'd
be required to perform it.

00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,- Perform what?

00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:09,- He'd be asked to use this.

00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:15,- To cut the tip of
his pinky finger off.

00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,- F***k, f***k you guys.

00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,I'm not cutting the f***g
tip of my finger off!

00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:30,- Oh that's up to
you druggie Dougie.

00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:34,- Yes, we're not the low
life drug addicts here.

00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:38,- This stuff, this
means nothing to us.

00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:42,- We just as soon flush
it down the toilet.

00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:43,- We would.

00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:47,But we know you
wouldn't like that.

00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,- You're what they
call a super addict.

00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:52,And besides we're only
asking for a pinky

00:02:52,473 --> 00:02:53,you big baby.

00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,- It's gonna hurt
like f***g s***t!

00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:56,- Wow.

00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,It really only tickles a little.

00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:05,- And you'll have that
sweet, sweet crack

00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,to take the edge off.

00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,And then we'll drive
you to a hospital,

00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:13,they'll patch you
up neat and tidy.

00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,- This is, this
is f***g f***d.

00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:22,- So is chemical
dependance, but here we are.

00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:25,And you've certainly
dishonored yourself.

00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:29,So I can't think of a
more apropos way to atone.

00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:36,- Just the tip, right?

00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,- That's all.

00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:41,- So what do you
say druggie Dougie,

00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:45,pinky or no pinky?

00:03:47,161 --> 00:03:48,- And you fuckers
are going to take me

00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,to the hospital right
afterwards, right?

00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:51,- My golden word of honor.

00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,- Let's up the ante a
little bit, shall we?

00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:04,Odds are you've never seen
a kilo of cocaine before,

00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:08,so feast your eyes.

00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,- It's still Yubitsume.

00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:12,- But...

00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,You do have to use this.

00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:20,- F***k.

00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,Oh and how the f***k
** I supposed to

00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,cut my finger off with a rock!?

00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,- Figure it out.

00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:30,That's your problem
druggie Dougie.

00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,- Or you can go for the

00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:36,small package instead

00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:40,and just use the knife
like a little bitch.

00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,Shall we count?

00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:49,- F***k it!

00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:50,- You g***t this Doug!

00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:55,- It hurts!

00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,- Go, go, go!

00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,- It f***g hurts!

00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,It hurts!

00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:01,- Just severe the bone
and you're all free!

00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,Oh do it Doug!

00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:04,One more!

00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,- Wow!

00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,Oh my God!

00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:16,Douglas, I ** impressed.

00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:17,Unbelievable.

00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,You were right.

00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,- See I told you, drug
addicts will do anything.

00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,- Help!

00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,- Well I ** a man of my word,
you won fair and square.

00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,- Thank you.

00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:35,- What the f***k is that about?

00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,- Oh you see, I bet a dollar
that you would use the rock,

00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,but Charles here, he
thought you'd puss out

00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:42,and go for the knife.

00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,- You bet on me you
yuppie assholes!

00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,What's so funny!?

00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:53,- It's powdered
sugar druggie Dougie.

00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,- And the packet was rock salt.

00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,- You f***g d***k holes.

00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,F***k you.

00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:07,Just take me to the
hospital please.

00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:12,- Now where are our
keys druggie Dougie?

00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,- If they've been snakes...

00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:20,- They would've
bitten me, I know.

00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,- You can't walk away from me.

00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:32,- Have to dash druggie
Dougie, it's been fun.

00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:35,- Don't you f***g
leave me here!

00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:38,F***g help me!

00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:07,- Mother, are you decent?

00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:10,- When ** I ever not decent?

00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:21,Are you trying to imply
I'm not a lady, Charlie?

00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,- Of course not mother.

00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,How did you sleep?

00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,- Terribly.

00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,Oh, if I could
move without pain,

00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,I would've tossed
and turned all night.

00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:38,- I'm sorry to hear that.

00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,You are still beautiful though.

00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,- Yeah?
- Mhm.

00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,- ** I still your favorite girl?

00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,- Forever and ever.

00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,- You sure g***t that
look sweetheart.

00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:59,- Thank you mother.

00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,- What time is it?

00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:06,Oh, would you get my
medicine for me baby.

00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,- I'd be glad to sweets.

00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,- Thank you.

00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,I had the weirdest
dream last night.

00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,- You don't say.

00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,- Yeah, I was standing
in the middle of the road

00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,watching this horribly
disfigured man

00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,being pulled out of a car wreck.

00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,And guess what?

00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:30,- What?

00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:35,It started to rain rose petals.

00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,Isn't that the damnedest thing?

00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,And to top it off the
police and the paramedics

00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:45,around the wreck stopped
pulling the guy out

00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:51,and started dancing around
like it was a Broadway musical.

00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,- Then what?

00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:57,- Then my son called me
indecent and here we are.

00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,- Oh hush.

00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,Do you know what
Freud would say?

00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:09,- Oh who gives two wooden
nickels what Freud would say.

00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,That's all psychobabble anyway....