Resident Alien -syncopy English-www My-subs Co S03E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

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At 00:00:00,031, Character said: Previously on "Resident Alien"...

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At 00:00:01,960, Character said: Harry can't date that bird.

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At 00:00:03,712, Character said: He should be saving the Earth.

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At 00:00:05,105, Character said: The portal is fixed, yeah?

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At 00:00:06,541, Character said: We are moving to her home planet.

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At 00:00:08,369, Character said: Some people find chips in their skin

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At 00:00:10,719, Character said: that aliens use as a tracking device.

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At 00:00:14,723, Character said: What do we g***t here, Deputy?

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At 00:00:15,855, Character said: Someone found it near the bus stop.

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At 00:00:17,160, Character said: I'll go through it
and see who it belongs to.

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At 00:00:18,727, Character said: You will never know
a love like Heather and I.

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At 00:00:21,513, Character said: We do not keep secrets
from one another

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At 00:00:23,254, Character said: like humans do.

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At 00:00:24,603, Character said: You are gonna help us
get Harry's alien DNA.

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At 00:00:27,345, Character said: You will leave the planet,

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At 00:00:28,476, Character said: and you will never see him again.

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At 00:00:54,502, Character said: What the hell is that?

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At 00:01:33,546, Character said: sync and corrections by awaqeded
www.MY-SUBS.com.

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At 00:01:40,679, Character said: After discovering the Greys' plan

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At 00:01:42,507, Character said: to change the Earth's atmosphere,

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At 00:01:43,986, Character said: I have devised a plan of my own.

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At 00:01:46,337, Character said: I ** building a bomb that can
destroy the Greys' spaceship.

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At 00:01:49,818, Character said: And then their stupid,
beautiful hybrids

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At 00:01:51,951, Character said: will be stuck here
and have to get jobs

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At 00:01:53,996, Character said: as personal trainers
and sideline reporters.

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At 00:01:58,261, Character said: Uh-oh.

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At 00:02:00,002, Character said: Something is wrong.

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At 00:02:04,398, Character said: My blood sugar is dangerously low.

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At 00:02:07,227, Character said: Once the general has the bomb,
she can finish the mission,

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At 00:02:10,361, Character said: and I can embark on my new one...

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At 00:02:12,406, Character said: leaving the planet and spending

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At 00:02:13,973, Character said: the rest of my life with Heather.

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At 00:02:19,544, Character said: Good morning, my beautiful
bird of paradise.

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At 00:02:23,069, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:02:24,375, Character said: Can I make you a nice breakfast, hmm?

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At 00:02:26,812, Character said: I have a bowl of worms and insects.

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At 00:02:30,424, Character said: Or there is also still one

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At 00:02:32,644, Character said: aquatic invertebrate in the fridge.

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At 00:02:34,080, Character said: Oh, that's OK.

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At 00:02:35,386, Character said: I'm... I'm not really hungry.

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At 00:02:36,822, Character said: OK.

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At 00:02:37,861, Character said: Well, I could, uh, chew it up.

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At 00:02:44,830, Character said: Regurgitate it back in your mouth.

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At 00:02:47,006, Character said: That's really sweet, but no, thanks.

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At 00:02:49,051, Character said: I think that I...
I didn't really sleep well.

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At 00:02:51,880, Character said: Your human bed is not
as comfortable as the nest

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At 00:02:54,013, Character said: you made me at the hotel.

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At 00:02:55,188, Character said: Then I will make you a new nest today.

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At 00:02:56,972, Character said: I will go into town,
and I will gather twigs

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At 00:02:59,453, Character said: and string and some hair.

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At 00:03:01,803, Character said: No, Harry, you've already
done too much.

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At 00:03:03,544, Character said: I want to do something for you.

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At 00:03:05,938, Character said: A wing job?

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At 00:03:07,156, Character said: Something even better.

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At 00:03:09,332, Character said: First, I need you to change.

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At 00:03:17,471, Character said: Your gills definitely
needed a cleaning.

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At 00:03:21,083, Character said: There's more where that came from.

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At 00:03:26,915, Character said: You like this?

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At 00:03:28,134, Character said: Yes, I do.

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At 00:03:30,049, Character said: Oh, it is so nice to find someone

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At 00:03:31,746, Character said: you can be yourself with.

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At 00:03:34,575, Character said: Just leave everything out in the open.

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At 00:03:38,579, Character said: No secrets.

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At 00:03:40,363, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:42,278, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:43,802, Character said: My love, your head is bobbing.

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At 00:03:47,370, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:03:48,633, Character said: Is there something on your mind?

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At 00:03:50,156, Character said: Weird.

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At 00:03:51,244, Character said: Uh, no.

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At 00:03:52,463, Character said: Nothing at all.

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At 00:03:53,464, Character said: Definitely nothing to hide.

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At 00:03:54,508, Character said: That's for sure.

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At 00:03:56,118, Character said: You can go harder.

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At 00:03:57,468, Character said: I like the pain.

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At 00:04:00,122, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:01,863, Character said: We might need a safe word.

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At 00:04:19,402, Character said: - Hey.
- Hey.

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At 00:04:21,883, Character said: What are you doing out here?

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At 00:04:23,109, Character said: I worked late, so...

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At 00:04:24,625, Character said: I g***t tired on my way home,
pulled over.

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At 00:04:27,367, Character said: My house isn't on your way home.

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At 00:04:29,674, Character said: You g***t me.

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At 00:04:31,153, Character said: I just came by to make sure
you're doing OK.

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At 00:04:35,331, Character said: And you slept out here?

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At 00:04:37,812, Character said: I mean, how did you even
use the bathroom?

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At 00:04:41,033, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:04:42,904, Character said: Is this about the alien stuff
that you said the other night?

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At 00:04:46,517, Character said: Aliens?

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At 00:04:49,520, Character said: That's crazy.

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At 00:04:50,825, Character said: No, I just... checking up on you.

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At 00:04:53,262, Character said: If that keeps aliens away, then great.

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At 00:04:55,569, Character said: I was not abducted by aliens,

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At 00:04:57,658, Character said: so you need to go home
before Kate comes out

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At 00:05:00,139, Character said: - and starts asking questions.
- Fine.

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At 00:05:02,010, Character said: Hey, would you toss
my water bottle for me?

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At 00:05:05,623, Character said: Did you piss in it?

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At 00:05:06,732, Character said: You know I did.

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At 00:05:08,756, Character said: Pretty full. Smells like pee-pee.

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At 00:05:10,062, Character said: Would you throw it out, yes or no?

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At 00:05:11,629, Character said: - No.
- Give it a toss.

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At 00:05:12,673, Character said: It's full of urine.

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At 00:05:15,981, Character said: Really? It's just pee.

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At 00:05:19,375, Character said: Love ya.

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At 00:05:29,647, Character said: Huh. Lovely.

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At 00:05:31,083, Character said: There you are.

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At 00:05:32,606, Character said: Tell me you did not spend
another night

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At 00:05:34,869, Character said: guarding Ben and Kate's house.

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At 00:05:36,392, Character said: Yeah, but he caught me,

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At 00:05:37,437, Character said: so can't do that again.

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At 00:05:39,047, Character said: Tonight I'll have to bring binoculars

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At 00:05:40,614, Character said: and park up the street,
watch from there.

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At 00:05:42,703, Character said: What's the plan here?

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At 00:05:44,575, Character said: Let's say you witness an abduction.

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At 00:05:46,707, Character said: How exactly are you gonna stop it?

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At 00:05:48,666, Character said: Baseball bat.

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At 00:05:50,232, Character said: I've seen pictures of Greys
on the internet.

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At 00:05:52,060, Character said: Their long necks, their heads are

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At 00:05:53,540, Character said: just right in my strike zone.

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At 00:05:55,803, Character said: Not to complain, but would it kill Jay

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At 00:05:57,892, Character said: to wash a dish once in a while?

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At 00:05:59,590, Character said: That sounds like complaining.

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At 00:06:00,721, Character said: I know.

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At 00:06:01,853, Character said: She's your daughter, and that actually

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At 00:06:03,594, Character said: explains why she doesn't clean.

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At 00:06:04,725, Character said: But her stuff is everywhere.

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At 00:06:06,597, Character said: Pullout couch, always open.

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At 00:06:09,600, Character said: Oh, my raspberry yogurt's gone again.

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At 00:06:12,124, Character said: Big surprise.

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At 00:06:13,299, Character said: - You finished that yesterday.
- Yeah.

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At 00:06:15,257, Character said: Because I knew if I didn't,
Jay would eat it.

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At 00:06:17,390, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:06:18,521, Character said: I'll buy you more yogurt and clean.

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At 00:06:20,262, Character said: Happy?

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At 00:06:22,308, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:23,526, Character said: Jay should be doing that.

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At 00:06:25,137, Character said: Look, things are really good
between Jay and I right now,

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At 00:06:27,661, Character said: and I don't want to rock the boat.

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At 00:06:29,358, Character said: Besides, we have
bigger things to worry about,

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At 00:06:31,230, Character said: like how to keep Harry
from leaving with Heather.

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At 00:06:34,276, Character said: Jay seems like the least of our...

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At 00:06:41,327, Character said: Sup, fam?

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At 00:06:56,472, Character said: You're out of milk, FYI.

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At 00:07:05,351, Character said: Jay's the least of our...
you were saying?

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At 00:07:07,309, Character said: Leave me alone.

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At 00:07:11,270, Character said: Nothing like a good gill excavation

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