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00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,Previously on "Resident Alien"...

00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,Harry can't date that bird.

00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,He should be saving the Earth.

00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,The portal is fixed, yeah?

00:00:06,541 --> 00:00:08,We are moving to her home planet.

00:00:08,369 --> 00:00:10,Some people find chips in their skin

00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,that aliens use as a tracking device.

00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,What do we g***t here, Deputy?

00:00:15,855 --> 00:00:17,Someone found it near the bus stop.

00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,I'll go through it
and see who it belongs to.

00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,You will never know
a love like Heather and I.

00:00:21,513 --> 00:00:23,We do not keep secrets
from one another

00:00:23,254 --> 00:00:24,like humans do.

00:00:24,603 --> 00:00:27,You are gonna help us
get Harry's alien DNA.

00:00:27,345 --> 00:00:28,You will leave the planet,

00:00:28,476 --> 00:00:30,and you will never see him again.

00:00:54,502 --> 00:00:56,What the hell is that?

00:01:33,546 --> 00:01:39,sync and corrections by awaqeded
www.MY-SUBS.com.

00:01:40,679 --> 00:01:42,After discovering the Greys' plan

00:01:42,507 --> 00:01:43,to change the Earth's atmosphere,

00:01:43,986 --> 00:01:46,I have devised a plan of my own.

00:01:46,337 --> 00:01:49,I ** building a bomb that can
destroy the Greys' spaceship.

00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,And then their stupid,
beautiful hybrids

00:01:51,951 --> 00:01:53,will be stuck here
and have to get jobs

00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:56,as personal trainers
and sideline reporters.

00:01:58,261 --> 00:02:00,Uh-oh.

00:02:00,002 --> 00:02:02,Something is wrong.

00:02:04,398 --> 00:02:07,My blood sugar is dangerously low.

00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:10,Once the general has the bomb,
she can finish the mission,

00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:12,and I can embark on my new one...

00:02:12,406 --> 00:02:13,leaving the planet and spending

00:02:13,973 --> 00:02:15,the rest of my life with Heather.

00:02:19,544 --> 00:02:23,Good morning, my beautiful
bird of paradise.

00:02:23,069 --> 00:02:24,Mm.

00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,Can I make you a nice breakfast, hmm?

00:02:26,812 --> 00:02:30,I have a bowl of worms and insects.

00:02:30,424 --> 00:02:32,Or there is also still one

00:02:32,644 --> 00:02:34,aquatic invertebrate in the fridge.

00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,Oh, that's OK.

00:02:35,386 --> 00:02:36,I'm... I'm not really hungry.

00:02:36,822 --> 00:02:37,OK.

00:02:37,861 --> 00:02:42,Well, I could, uh, chew it up.

00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:47,Regurgitate it back in your mouth.

00:02:47,006 --> 00:02:49,That's really sweet, but no, thanks.

00:02:49,051 --> 00:02:51,I think that I...
I didn't really sleep well.

00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,Your human bed is not
as comfortable as the nest

00:02:54,013 --> 00:02:55,you made me at the hotel.

00:02:55,188 --> 00:02:56,Then I will make you a new nest today.

00:02:56,972 --> 00:02:59,I will go into town,
and I will gather twigs

00:02:59,453 --> 00:03:01,and string and some hair.

00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:03,No, Harry, you've already
done too much.

00:03:03,544 --> 00:03:05,I want to do something for you.

00:03:05,938 --> 00:03:07,A wing job?

00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:09,Something even better.

00:03:09,332 --> 00:03:11,First, I need you to change.

00:03:17,471 --> 00:03:21,Your gills definitely
needed a cleaning.

00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,There's more where that came from.

00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,You like this?

00:03:28,134 --> 00:03:30,Yes, I do.

00:03:30,049 --> 00:03:31,Oh, it is so nice to find someone

00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:34,you can be yourself with.

00:03:34,575 --> 00:03:36,Just leave everything out in the open.

00:03:38,579 --> 00:03:40,No secrets.

00:03:40,363 --> 00:03:42,Mm-hmm.

00:03:42,278 --> 00:03:43,Yeah.

00:03:43,802 --> 00:03:47,My love, your head is bobbing.

00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,Oh.

00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,Is there something on your mind?

00:03:50,156 --> 00:03:51,Weird.

00:03:51,244 --> 00:03:52,Uh, no.

00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:53,Nothing at all.

00:03:53,464 --> 00:03:54,Definitely nothing to hide.

00:03:54,508 --> 00:03:56,That's for sure.

00:03:56,118 --> 00:03:57,You can go harder.

00:03:57,468 --> 00:04:00,I like the pain.

00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:01,Oh.

00:04:01,863 --> 00:04:03,We might need a safe word.

00:04:19,402 --> 00:04:21,- Hey.
- Hey.

00:04:21,883 --> 00:04:23,What are you doing out here?

00:04:23,109 --> 00:04:24,I worked late, so...

00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:27,I g***t tired on my way home,
pulled over.

00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,My house isn't on your way home.

00:04:29,674 --> 00:04:31,You g***t me.

00:04:31,153 --> 00:04:35,I just came by to make sure
you're doing OK.

00:04:35,331 --> 00:04:37,And you slept out here?

00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:41,I mean, how did you even
use the bathroom?

00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:42,Wait.

00:04:42,904 --> 00:04:46,Is this about the alien stuff
that you said the other night?

00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:49,Aliens?

00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,That's crazy.

00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:53,No, I just... checking up on you.

00:04:53,262 --> 00:04:55,If that keeps aliens away, then great.

00:04:55,569 --> 00:04:57,I was not abducted by aliens,

00:04:57,658 --> 00:05:00,so you need to go home
before Kate comes out

00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:02,- and starts asking questions.
- Fine.

00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,Hey, would you toss
my water bottle for me?

00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:06,Did you piss in it?

00:05:06,732 --> 00:05:08,You know I did.

00:05:08,756 --> 00:05:10,Pretty full. Smells like pee-pee.

00:05:10,062 --> 00:05:11,Would you throw it out, yes or no?

00:05:11,629 --> 00:05:12,- No.
- Give it a toss.

00:05:12,673 --> 00:05:13,It's full of urine.

00:05:15,981 --> 00:05:18,Really? It's just pee.

00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,Love ya.

00:05:29,647 --> 00:05:31,Huh. Lovely.

00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:32,There you are.

00:05:32,606 --> 00:05:34,Tell me you did not spend
another night

00:05:34,869 --> 00:05:36,guarding Ben and Kate's house.

00:05:36,392 --> 00:05:37,Yeah, but he caught me,

00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:39,so can't do that again.

00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,Tonight I'll have to bring binoculars

00:05:40,614 --> 00:05:42,and park up the street,
watch from there.

00:05:42,703 --> 00:05:44,What's the plan here?

00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:46,Let's say you witness an abduction.

00:05:46,707 --> 00:05:48,How exactly are you gonna stop it?

00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:50,Baseball bat.

00:05:50,232 --> 00:05:52,I've seen pictures of Greys
on the internet.

00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,Their long necks, their heads are

00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,just right in my strike zone.

00:05:55,803 --> 00:05:57,Not to complain, but would it kill Jay

00:05:57,892 --> 00:05:59,to wash a dish once in a while?

00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:00,That sounds like complaining.

00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:01,I know.

00:06:01,853 --> 00:06:03,She's your daughter, and that actually

00:06:03,594 --> 00:06:04,explains why she doesn't clean.

00:06:04,725 --> 00:06:06,But her stuff is everywhere.

00:06:06,597 --> 00:06:09,Pullout couch, always open.

00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,Oh, my raspberry yogurt's gone again.

00:06:12,124 --> 00:06:13,Big surprise.

00:06:13,299 --> 00:06:15,- You finished that yesterday.
- Yeah.

00:06:15,257 --> 00:06:17,Because I knew if I didn't,
Jay would eat it.

00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:18,Fine.

00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:20,I'll buy you more yogurt and clean.

00:06:20,262 --> 00:06:21,Happy?

00:06:22,308 --> 00:06:23,No.

00:06:23,526 --> 00:06:25,Jay should be doing that.

00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:27,Look, things are really good
between Jay and I right now,

00:06:27,661 --> 00:06:29,and I don't want to rock the boat.

00:06:29,358 --> 00:06:31,Besides, we have
bigger things to worry about,

00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:34,like how to keep Harry
from leaving with Heather.

00:06:34,276 --> 00:06:36,Jay seems like the least of our...

00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:43,Sup, fam?

00:06:56,472 --> 00:06:58,You're out of milk, FYI.

00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:07,Jay's the least of our...
you were saying?

00:07:07,309 --> 00:07:09,Leave me alone.

00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:14,Nothing like a good gill excavation

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