Mandy.S01E01.720p.iP.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_Subtitles01.ENG Subtitles

At 00:00:02,021, Character said: This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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At 00:00:04,901, Character said: ♪ Oh, Mandy

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At 00:00:06,021, Character said: ♪ Well, you came and
you gave without taking

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At 00:00:08,221, Character said: ♪ But I sent you away

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At 00:00:09,941, Character said: ♪ Oh, Mandy

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At 00:00:11,581, Character said: ♪ Well, you kissed me
and stopped me from shaking

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At 00:00:16,781, Character said: ♪ And I need you today

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At 00:00:19,061, Character said: ♪ Oh, Mandy. ♪

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At 00:00:22,661, Character said: So, what kind of work
are you interested in?

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At 00:00:26,941, Character said: I like mindless tasks. You know,
something I can do with my hands.

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At 00:00:31,061, Character said: OK, let's have a little look.

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At 00:00:36,061, Character said: Don't touch that, please.

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At 00:00:37,821, Character said: Oh, here's a bit of luck. There's
a position here packing fruit

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At 00:00:41,221, Character said: at a food distribution factory.
Oh, no. That doesn't sound like me.

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At 00:00:44,821, Character said: It's either that or you'll have to
attend an adult training course

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At 00:00:48,141, Character said: to improve your interview technique.
That doesn't sound like me either.

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At 00:00:51,621, Character said: Well, you've g***t to do one of them
or I'll have to dock your benefits.

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At 00:00:54,781, Character said: Fruit factory or adult training
course? It's up to you.

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At 00:00:57,461, Character said: It's like Sophie's Choice, in't it?

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At 00:01:01,461, Character said: ♪ Job-seeker

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At 00:01:06,541, Character said: ♪ Job-seeker... ♪

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At 00:01:12,061, Character said: Please watch the video.

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At 00:01:18,541, Character said: Welcome to your new job
at Gone Bananas,

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At 00:01:21,941, Character said: the banana processing
and distribution centre!

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At 00:01:26,061, Character said: Please pay attention to this short
health and safety presentation.

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At 00:01:31,221, Character said: Processing and distributing
up to 20,000 bananas a day,

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At 00:01:35,541, Character said: we are proud to have
the sixth highest volume

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At 00:01:38,781, Character said: of any banana processing and
distribution centre in the UK

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At 00:01:42,781, Character said: and North Europe region.

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At 00:01:45,061, Character said: And all this with the third best
health and safety record.

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At 00:01:49,541, Character said: Let's keep it that way.

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At 00:01:54,141, Character said: This is Mick. Mick was brought
on board to replace Jill,

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At 00:01:58,061, Character said: who was sadly killed
in a banana processing

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At 00:02:01,301, Character said: and distribution incident.

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At 00:02:03,701, Character said: Don't let what happened to Jill
happen to Mick

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At 00:02:07,381, Character said: or to you.

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At 00:02:14,061, Character said: These are laminates.

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At 00:02:15,781, Character said: It is particularly important
you familiarise yourselves

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At 00:02:19,061, Character said: with this one.

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At 00:02:20,781, Character said: This is a deadly spider
from north Africa.

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At 00:02:24,061, Character said: If you see it, you must smash it
with your hammer.

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At 00:02:27,501, Character said: And remember the Gone Bananas code.

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At 00:02:31,301, Character said: One to stun, two to kill,

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At 00:02:34,301, Character said: three to make sure.

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At 00:02:37,581, Character said: DRAMATIC JINGLE PLAYS

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At 00:02:46,301, Character said: Did you watch the video? Yeah, yeah.
That were dead informative, that.

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At 00:02:50,061, Character said: Thanks for that. Great.
I will see you on Monday, then.

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At 00:02:53,141, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:56,301, Character said: Have you been smoking?

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At 00:02:58,301, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:00,701, Character said: No, it were like this
when I come in.

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At 00:03:04,781, Character said: Minty Peak?

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At 00:03:06,221, Character said: Actually, have you g***t something
all grown-up and executive?

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At 00:03:09,301, Character said: You know, something that says
conference call?

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At 00:03:11,621, Character said: No Minty Peak? I've g***t a new job.

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At 00:03:14,141, Character said: Oh, that is wonderful news, Mandy.

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At 00:03:16,621, Character said: What is it? At the banana factory.

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At 00:03:18,781, Character said: I'm an arachnid control operative.
What is that?

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At 00:03:22,301, Character said: Spiders, Lol!
They come in on the bananas.

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At 00:03:24,781, Character said: It's my job to smash 'em.
It's a very important role.

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At 00:03:28,181, Character said: Why don't they smash them
at their end?

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At 00:03:30,781, Character said: I don't know, but I'm quids in here.

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At 00:03:33,541, Character said: I ** so happy for you, Mandy.

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At 00:03:35,541, Character said: Can I ask you something?

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At 00:03:37,301, Character said: How exactly do you kill
the arachnids?

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At 00:03:39,661, Character said: ♪ Day-o... ♪

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At 00:03:42,181, Character said: One to stun, two to kill,
three to make sure.

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At 00:03:45,301, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me... ♪

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At 00:03:47,541, Character said: One to stun, two to kill,
three to make sure.

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At 00:03:52,061, Character said: ♪ Work all night and drink a rum

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At 00:03:56,061, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:00,061, Character said: ♪ Stack banana till the morning come

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At 00:04:04,061, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:07,821, Character said: ♪ Come mister tally man,
tally me banana

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At 00:04:12,061, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:15,781, Character said: ♪ Come mister tally man,
tally me banana

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At 00:04:19,701, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:23,541, Character said: ♪ Lift six foot, seven foot,
eight foot bunch

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At 00:04:27,541, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:31,381, Character said: ♪ Six foot, seven foot,
eight foot bunch

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At 00:04:34,981, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:39,381, Character said: ♪ Day

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At 00:04:40,781, Character said: ♪ Me say day-o

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At 00:04:43,061, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:47,061, Character said: ♪ Day

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At 00:04:48,541, Character said: ♪ Me say day, me say day, me say day

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At 00:04:51,301, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:04:54,781, Character said: ♪ A beautiful bunch of ripe banana

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At 00:04:58,781, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:05:02,781, Character said: ♪ Hide the deadly black tarantula

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At 00:05:06,781, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:05:10,421, Character said: ♪ Lift six foot, seven foot,
eight foot bunch

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At 00:05:14,781, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna... ♪

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At 00:05:17,141, Character said: These are for you. Bananas?

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At 00:05:20,061, Character said: You get to take the black ones home.
Oh, great. Ta.

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At 00:05:26,301, Character said: ♪ Day

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At 00:05:27,781, Character said: ♪ Me say day-o

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At 00:05:29,941, Character said: ♪ Daylight come and me wanna go home

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At 00:05:34,061, Character said: ♪ Day-o

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At 00:05:37,261, Character said: ♪ Day-o

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At 00:05:39,861, Character said: ♪ Daylight come

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At 00:05:42,301, Character said: ♪ And me wanna go home. ♪

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At 00:06:05,301, Character said: Something terrible has happened.

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At 00:06:23,061, Character said: I bloody loved that job, Lola.

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At 00:06:25,541, Character said: I were good at it, too.

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At 00:06:27,701, Character said: Shh. Dear, dear, never mind.

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At 00:06:31,541, Character said: It weren't my fault, though. They're
really fast, some of these spiders.

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At 00:06:38,621, Character said: What is the latest death toll?

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At 00:06:40,541, Character said: 17.

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At 00:06:53,381, Character said: It's not all bad news, though.

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At 00:06:55,581, Character said: I've g***t a phone interview
in the morning.

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At 00:06:59,541, Character said: I might not mention the 17 dead.

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At 00:07:03,661, Character said: What makes you think
you're the right person

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At 00:07:06,061, Character said: to join Chicken Bungalow?
I like fried chicken.

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At 00:07:08,701, Character said: I have it most nights.

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At 00:07:10,661, Character said: I like other people who eat fried
chicken, so I assume we'd get on,

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At 00:07:14,221, Character said: and I always wash my hands, not
just when I've done a number two.

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At 00:07:18,461, Character said: Where do you see yourself
in five years?

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At 00:07:20,861, Character said: Well, if I'm not breeding
Dobermann Pinschers,

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At 00:07:23,541, Character said: hopefully I'll be working for you
just frying chicken.

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At 00:07:27,421, Character said: What are your strengths?

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At 00:07:29,301, Character said: I'm not a grass.

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At 00:07:31,061, Character said: I might be some things
but I'm not a grass.

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At 00:07:34,061, Character said: Oh, and I can swallow
a tangerine whole.

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At 00:07:37,781, Character said: TOILET FLUSHES

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At 00:07:39,541, Character said: When can you let me know by?

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At 00:07:42,221, Character said: ♪ Job-seeker

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At 00:07:47,061, Character said: ♪ Job-seeker... ♪

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At 00:07:52,941, Character said: Cheers for taking a chance on me.

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At 00:07:55,061, Character said: Well, to be honest, you were
the only applicant. Oh, fantastic.

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At 00:08:00,861, Character said: I won't let you down.

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At 00:08:06,701, Character said: Is it all right if I go on my
break now? I'm gasping for a fag.

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At 00:08:11,301, Character said: Yeah, all right.

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