Carry On - 02 Subtitles

At 00:02:08,120, Character said: Silver Maid keeping ahead in
front of Dasher and Boy Blue.

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At 00:02:11,160, Character said: But the favourite,
Red Dice, is now

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At 00:02:12,655, Character said: lengths behind. He's
right out of it.

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At 00:02:14,240, Character said: Inside the last furlong,
and Dasher's taken

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At 00:02:16,392, Character said: it up. Moving through
very smoothly.

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At 00:02:18,240, Character said: Silver Maid hanging on
to second place. And

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At 00:02:20,688, Character said: at the post, it's Dasher
from Silver Maid...

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At 00:02:35,120, Character said: Well, did it win?

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At 00:02:36,240, Character said: That nag should be going
into hospital, not you.

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At 00:02:39,080, Character said: Bad luck. I wonder who
won the baby stakes.

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At 00:02:43,040, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:44,080, Character said: Supposing I'd been on it.

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At 00:02:53,240, Character said: Ah. Where do I go?

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At 00:02:55,080, Character said: - Hey. I can walk, you know.
- Nobody walks in here.

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At 00:02:58,200, Character said: - Any chance of walking out?
- We've g***t to do the job proper.

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At 00:03:27,000, Character said: - Over here, Mr York.
- Right, nurse.

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At 00:03:29,120, Character said: Thanks for the ride, boys.

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At 00:03:30,464, Character said: Give us a write-up in the papers.

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At 00:03:34,200, Character said: Will you get into bed, please?

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At 00:03:35,834, Character said: I... didn't have time
to get my pyjamas.

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At 00:03:38,120, Character said: Oh, that's all right. You
won't need any just now.

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At 00:03:45,040, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:03:46,240, Character said: - What's he g***t, then, Mick?
- Appendicitis.

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At 00:03:50,120, Character said: Ten days' job.

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At 00:03:52,040, Character said: Cor blimey. Only ten days.

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At 00:03:55,120, Character said: When I think how easily
that could have been

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At 00:03:57,210, Character said: avoided, I could kick
myself, I tell you.

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At 00:03:59,200, Character said: Did you hear what I said then?

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At 00:04:01,200, Character said: I said I could kick myself.

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At 00:04:03,200, Character said: Kick myself, with that on, I said.

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At 00:04:05,200, Character said: I think that's very funny,
Mick. Don't you, Mick?

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At 00:04:11,120, Character said: - Hello, Mick.
- Hello, Mr Able.

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At 00:04:21,160, Character said: - There you are.
- What's that? A shroud?

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At 00:04:24,120, Character said: No, an operating gown.

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At 00:04:39,160, Character said: Your turn.

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At 00:04:43,120, Character said: Yes, Colonel?

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At 00:04:44,240, Character said: I want to see that ward
orderly chap - Mick.

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At 00:04:48,080, Character said: You can't. It's our job to
answer the buzzer, not his.

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At 00:04:51,160, Character said: You've only been here
half a day and you've

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At 00:04:53,198, Character said: called us a dozen times
for no good reason.

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At 00:04:55,240, Character said: Now, do try and remember the
buzzer's only for emergencies.

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At 00:04:59,080, Character said: - This is an emergency.
- What kind of an emergency?

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At 00:05:01,240, Character said: Every time Mick comes
in here, he stays too

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At 00:05:03,515, Character said: long. I don't know what
you find to talk about.

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At 00:05:06,040, Character said: I dare say you don't.
There's some things we men

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At 00:05:08,124, Character said: talk about it's better
for women not to know.

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At 00:05:10,120, Character said: I can imagine that.

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At 00:05:11,196, Character said: I doubt it, young
lady. I doubt it.

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At 00:05:13,240, Character said: Well, what do you want him for?

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At 00:05:15,120, Character said: What can he do for you that
I can't? Tell me that.

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At 00:05:17,200, Character said: Ho-ho-ho. Don't tempt
me, girl. Just

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At 00:05:19,057, Character said: tell Mick I want him,
would you, please?

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At 00:05:21,160, Character said: All right. Just this once.

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At 00:05:30,000, Character said: Ah, Mick, my boy. That's
right, shut the door.

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At 00:05:32,240, Character said: Now then, dictation.
G***t your notebook?

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At 00:05:34,982, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:05:36,080, Character said: Good. Here we are, then.

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At 00:05:38,080, Character said: Bob each way, the Black Prince.

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At 00:05:40,200, Character said: That's the 3:30 at Chepstow.

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At 00:05:42,200, Character said: Black Prince, 3:30 at Chepstow.

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At 00:05:45,200, Character said: Half a dollar to win, Rambler.

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At 00:05:48,120, Character said: R-A-M-B-L-E-R.

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At 00:05:50,120, Character said: Now that's the 4:15 at Redcar.

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At 00:05:53,040, Character said: 4:15, Redcar.

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At 00:05:55,080, Character said: - That's all, I think.
- Right, Colonel.

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At 00:05:57,160, Character said: Well, you just settle down,

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At 00:05:58,797, Character said: Colonel. I'll wait
for the results.

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At 00:06:01,040, Character said: Oh, get me 20 Player's,
would you, please?

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At 00:06:03,285, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:06:04,333, Character said: Don't bother about that.

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At 00:06:09,000, Character said: Good afternoon. Name?

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At 00:06:10,116, Character said: Oh. Good afternoon.
York. Edward York.

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At 00:06:12,200, Character said: - Address?
- 24 Passiondale Avenue.

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At 00:06:17,040, Character said: - Age?
- 35.

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At 00:06:19,040, Character said: - Occupation?
- News... paper reporter.

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At 00:06:21,240, Character said: - Relax.
- I was covering the baby show.

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At 00:06:24,240, Character said: - Next of kin?
- No.

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At 00:06:26,160, Character said: Religion?

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At 00:06:28,000, Character said: Which lot has the best
record of recovery?

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At 00:06:31,080, Character said: I'm very busy. Come
along, now. C of E?

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At 00:06:33,120, Character said: - False teeth?
- No.

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At 00:06:35,120, Character said: - Glass eye?
- No.

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At 00:06:36,240, Character said: And before you go any further,
the rest of me is my own.

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At 00:06:39,160, Character said: Sign, please. Consent for
general anaesthetic.

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At 00:06:42,080, Character said: - Ooh.
- Relax.

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At 00:06:51,200, Character said: - Hello. I'm Mick.
- Hi, Mick.

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At 00:06:55,120, Character said: - What's her trouble?
- Oh, night starvation.

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At 00:07:00,040, Character said: - Going to shave you.
- Shave?

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At 00:07:02,080, Character said: My appendix isn't on my face.

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At 00:07:05,080, Character said: I'm not going to shave your face.

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At 00:07:34,160, Character said: - Yes, Colonel?
- I'm all crumby.

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At 00:07:37,240, Character said: If you will stuff yourself
with those crumbly biscuits...

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At 00:07:41,080, Character said: Well, I have to have
some pleasure, d***n it.

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At 00:07:43,120, Character said: Hop out and I'll take
the crumbs away.

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At 00:07:45,080, Character said: - Where's that fella Mick g***t to?
- He's doing something for Sister.

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At 00:07:49,040, Character said: Can I help?

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At 00:07:50,120, Character said: Not unless you know what won
the 4:15 at Redcar, you can't.

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At 00:07:53,080, Character said: Oh, you and your racing.
All right, get in.

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At 00:07:55,359, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:08:00,120, Character said: Oh, I wish you wouldn't
eat those biscuits.

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At 00:08:02,120, Character said: I eat biscuits, my girl,
to calm my nerves.

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At 00:08:06,120, Character said: Rambler won it. 3-1.

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At 00:08:08,120, Character said: - Comfy now?
- Yes.

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At 00:08:10,120, Character said: Rambler, do you say?

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At 00:08:12,120, Character said: Hoo-hoo. Ha-ha-ha.
Good old Rambler.

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At 00:08:15,080, Character said: Oh, we'll have a new one now.

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At 00:08:23,080, Character said: - Ooph.
- I warned you.

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At 00:08:25,080, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:08:27,120, Character said: Sister...

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At 00:08:28,169, Character said: I'm not a sister,
I'm a staff nurse.

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At 00:08:30,120, Character said: Oh? How do I tell the difference?

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At 00:08:32,160, Character said: Student nurses wear big hats.
We call them butterflies.

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At 00:08:35,120, Character said: - You call them what?
- Butterflies.

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At 00:08:37,040, Character said: - Ah, I like that.
- They don't.

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At 00:08:38,240, Character said: And staff nurses
wear these. G***t it?

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At 00:08:41,040, Character said: Yes. I think you're wonderful.

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At 00:08:43,120, Character said: Relax, Mr York.

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At 00:08:49,120, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:08:51,160, Character said: Nurse Dawson. Is it your
intention to wreck my ward?

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At 00:09:01,240, Character said: - Who are you?
- I'm a nurse.

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At 00:09:04,040, Character said: You're in hospital,
but you're all right.

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At 00:09:08,080, Character said: - Let's have a beer.
- You can't have a beer, Mr York.

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At 00:09:12,200, Character said: She'll give me a beer. I'll go...

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At 00:09:15,200, Character said: Cor.

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At 00:09:17,160, Character said: Somebody stabbed me.

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At 00:09:18,222, Character said: Lie still, you've
g***t a drain in you.

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At 00:09:22,120, Character said: Now that you've made my
bed... you can lie on it.

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At 00:09:27,120, Character said: Why, Mr York.

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At 00:09:34,240, Character said: Mr York.

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At 00:09:37,000, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, Staff. I was just

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At 00:09:38,370, Character said: trying to get Mr
York to settle down.

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At 00:09:40,120, Character said: - For life?
- Lovely.

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At 00:09:46,200, Character said: When you're on night
duty, nurse, always

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At 00:09:48,539, Character said: carry a couple of
sleeping pills with you.

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At 00:09:51,040, Character said: There isn't always time
to go and fetch them.

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At 00:09:53,240, Character said: Yes, Staff. Thank you.

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At 00:09:55,240, Character said: Buck up, there's another
patient coming in....