Birds Of A Feather Caring S04E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:13,060, Character said: Excuse me. I'm looking for me aunt, Mrs.
Sims. The bed just there. The one with

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At 00:00:17,340, Character said: the curtains pulled round.

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At 00:00:18,960, Character said: What? What's the matter with her?

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At 00:00:21,460, Character said: Silk! Oi!

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At 00:00:22,560, Character said: Shut the curtains! She's having a wee!

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At 00:00:25,600, Character said: Sorry. I thought something had happened.

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At 00:00:28,180, Character said: Something would have if you hadn't
pulled me off.

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At 00:00:33,540, Character said: What do we owe this honour?

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At 00:00:37,100, Character said: How are you? I'm fed up.

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At 00:00:39,460, Character said: Oh, ta.

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At 00:00:44,300, Character said: Oh, you lost weight?

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At 00:00:45,840, Character said: No, I thought not.

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At 00:00:48,820, Character said: I hear the Queen's been up here today.

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At 00:00:50,920, Character said: Yeah, we never g***t to see her, though.
She came up to Bart's when I was in

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At 00:00:54,580, Character said: with me. I never g***t to see her there,
neither.

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At 00:00:57,340, Character said: Never mind. You can still kid on to
people that she's been to visit you

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At 00:01:01,260, Character said: That's once more than you've managed.

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At 00:01:03,540, Character said: I've been busy at the cafe.

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At 00:01:05,280, Character said: Sylvie understands.

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At 00:01:07,120, Character said: You eating all right, Phil? I don't like
hospital food.

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At 00:01:10,340, Character said: Well, that's what did for your Uncle
Russell. He came in on a Thursday, had

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At 00:01:13,820, Character said: cauliflower cheese for dinner, and the
next morning he was gone.

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At 00:01:16,760, Character said: Phil, he had a brain tumour.

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At 00:01:19,640, Character said: Well, he'd had that for years.

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At 00:01:23,260, Character said: Well, don't worry about it.

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At 00:01:24,860, Character said: You should bring her in some sandwiches,
Trace. Oh, should I?

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At 00:01:27,880, Character said: How are you sleeping?

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At 00:01:28,980, Character said: I can't get comfortable. I never seem to
have enough of these pillars.

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At 00:01:31,900, Character said: You want one of them special pillars
what supports your neck.

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At 00:01:34,760, Character said: Get her one, Trace.

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At 00:01:36,310, Character said: Anything else?

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At 00:01:37,230, Character said: Yeah, bring her in some extra blankets.

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At 00:01:38,990, Character said: There ain't enough here to keep her
warm.

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At 00:01:40,990, Character said: What you really need is a man to give
you a cuddle.

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At 00:01:44,610, Character said: I'll bring her in one of them and all,
shall I?

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At 00:01:47,290, Character said: I'll be like that.

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At 00:01:48,710, Character said: Trish, get me a big pen. I think I want
to go now. Oh, hold on. I'll get a

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At 00:01:51,570, Character said: nurse, Sylvia. I've trouble getting it
under you.

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At 00:01:54,570, Character said: Nurse, could you sort her out, please?

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At 00:01:58,210, Character said: I want a word with you.

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At 00:02:03,500, Character said: Why don't you come in here winding her
up? There's nothing wrong with her food,

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At 00:02:05,980, Character said: her pillows or her blankets.

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At 00:02:07,280, Character said: She just complains for the sake of it.

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At 00:02:09,160, Character said: Sylvie's never been one to complain for
no reason.

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At 00:02:11,980, Character said: Excuse me, Mrs.

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At 00:02:13,640, Character said: Theodopoulosidis? No, that's me. Oh,
sorry.

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At 00:02:16,000, Character said: Not as sorry as I **.

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At 00:02:17,720, Character said: Then you must be Mrs.

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At 00:02:19,220, Character said: Stubbs. That's right.

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At 00:02:20,420, Character said: Could I have a word with you both about
Sylvie?

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At 00:02:23,760, Character said: She's going to be all right, isn't she?
Yes, her fracture's healing nicely.

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At 00:02:27,400, Character said: It's her future that we're worried
about.

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At 00:02:30,269, Character said: We think this latest fall proves she's
just too old to live on her own anymore.

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At 00:02:35,350, Character said: So what does that mean?

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At 00:02:36,630, Character said: Well, we can get her a place in the
Maybury.

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At 00:02:39,150, Character said: It's an old people's home near to where
she lives.

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At 00:02:41,730, Character said: No. We don't want her to go in a home,
do we, Trace?

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At 00:02:44,490, Character said: Well, no.

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At 00:02:45,290, Character said: She can come live with us. We've g***t
plenty of room.

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At 00:02:47,330, Character said: Hold on!

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At 00:02:48,610, Character said: It's either that or she goes into a
home.

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At 00:02:50,870, Character said: Nurse! I've tipped my bedpan up!

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At 00:03:00,800, Character said: Right, Sylvie's room's all ready.

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At 00:03:02,580, Character said: I'm going to be stuck in there until her
leg gets better, so I'll give her

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At 00:03:05,000, Character said: Garfield's portable telly.

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At 00:03:06,500, Character said: We'll have to find somewhere else to
hide his dirty books under.

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At 00:03:09,360, Character said: Don't you go saying anything in front of
him, embarrassing him.

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At 00:03:12,500, Character said: Who, me?

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At 00:03:15,380, Character said: Scrabble?

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At 00:03:16,820, Character said: I suppose you didn't think I could play?

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At 00:03:18,780, Character said: I didn't think you could read.

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At 00:03:21,080, Character said: Where did this come from?

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At 00:03:23,000, Character said: I dug it out the loft for Sylvie.

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At 00:03:25,480, Character said: Remember all the games we used to play
when we lived with her?

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At 00:03:28,140, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:29,200, Character said: No, you was too busy playing with Daryl.

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At 00:03:32,480, Character said: Me and Sylvie used to play him all the
time, either that or drafts. I remember

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At 00:03:36,140, Character said: the drafts. That house was like an
icebox.

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At 00:03:38,620, Character said: The only warmth I ever felt in that
place was when you wet the bed we had to

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At 00:03:41,760, Character said: share.

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At 00:03:46,160, Character said: Don't look like that.

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At 00:03:48,020, Character said: I was 12 years old and I'd just lost me
mum and dad.

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At 00:03:51,480, Character said: God knows what would have happened to us
if Sylvie hadn't taken us in.

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At 00:03:55,000, Character said: You know, I'm quite looking forward to
living with her again.

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At 00:04:00,450, Character said: What? Four.

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At 00:04:01,650, Character said: I see her every day at that hospital.
You never.

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At 00:04:04,610, Character said: Change the record, try. Because if you
had, you'd know she's changed.

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At 00:04:08,210, Character said: I mean, how often have we seen her since
we stopped living with her? An hour's

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At 00:04:11,710, Character said: visit, three or four times a year, a
five -minute phone call every fortnight.

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At 00:04:15,510, Character said: She's different, Cheryl. She's g***t old.

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At 00:04:17,769, Character said: Old people can be very trying.

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At 00:04:20,029, Character said: Yeah, you can, can't you?

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At 00:04:22,510, Character said: I'm just not sure we've discussed this
enough. There's no... thing to discuss.

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At 00:04:26,540, Character said: ain't even had a chance to talk to Dale
about it. Well, I shouldn't think he'll

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At 00:04:29,200, Character said: worry. By the time he comes out, chances
are she'll have passed on.

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At 00:04:32,100, Character said: Yeah, but what if she hasn't?

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At 00:04:34,080, Character said: We'll take her downstairs things and tip
her off the pier.

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At 00:04:37,900, Character said: Right, I'm off to college.

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At 00:04:39,700, Character said: I hate the journey there. It's such a
drag.

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At 00:04:42,360, Character said: Now, if I was to buy myself a
motorbike... Don't start that again.

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At 00:04:45,900, Character said: Oh, why not?

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At 00:04:46,840, Character said: I was thinking I could get one with part
of my grant. Yeah, and what are you

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At 00:04:49,320, Character said: going to live on for the rest of the
term?

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At 00:04:50,980, Character said: I've g***t my savings, and I can help out
in the CAF occasionally.

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At 00:04:53,920, Character said: I don't want you to get one. They're too
dangerous, Gar.

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At 00:04:56,620, Character said: He's not a baby.

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At 00:04:58,740, Character said: I always wanted a bike.

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At 00:05:00,160, Character said: A big Harley.

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At 00:05:01,560, Character said: Yeah. Shut up, you. I'd be worried sick.

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At 00:05:05,140, Character said: I won't get a minute's peace.

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At 00:05:06,580, Character said: All right. All right. Forget it.

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At 00:05:08,500, Character said: What time's Sylvia arriving?

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At 00:05:10,220, Character said: Sometime this afternoon.

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At 00:05:11,480, Character said: Tell me, Gar, do you have any worries
about Sylvia coming to stay?

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At 00:05:14,340, Character said: No. I always g***t on fine with her.

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At 00:05:16,400, Character said: See? She caught me smoking one of Dad's
cigarettes when I was 11 and she didn't

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At 00:05:20,220, Character said: grasp. All in all, I'd say she was my
favourite aunt.

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At 00:05:25,830, Character said: Tracey, did I tell you what I found
under Garfield's television?

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At 00:05:29,730, Character said: Dust. Well, it was certainly filth.
Yeah.

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At 00:05:33,690, Character said: Garfield, here a minute.

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At 00:05:36,870, Character said: What's that for?

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At 00:05:38,050, Character said: Monkey.

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At 00:05:40,490, Character said: Well, he don't seem too bothered about
her coming to live. Well, he's not the

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At 00:05:43,490, Character said: one who'll have to look after her. I had
a cousin who took in an elderly

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At 00:05:46,370, Character said: grandmother, and from the moment she
arrived, her life wasn't her own. I'm

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At 00:05:49,810, Character said: telling you.

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At 00:05:50,620, Character said: You let yourself get in the grip of an
OAP and it's goodbye freedom. Hello,

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At 00:05:54,120, Character said: rubber sheets.

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At 00:05:56,340, Character said: You horrible, artless mare.

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At 00:05:59,560, Character said: I pity your old mum if she...