Birds of a Feather s04e07 Belongings Subtitles

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,What will I do?

00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:43,any more room.

00:00:43,650 --> 00:00:45,I have g***t to find space for this one.

00:00:45,590 --> 00:00:49,It's a cheese and bacon flan. Another
three days and I'll be fretting for

00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:51,Look, who is this special a***s guest?

00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:53,The Chief Rabbi or something.

00:00:54,450 --> 00:00:57,Yes, something, something very big in
property.

00:00:58,090 --> 00:01:01,He's only using Marcus because he thinks
we're frum, you know, orthodox.

00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:04,Well, God knows where he g***t that idea,
but Marcus needs the business.

00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,Oh, I see.

00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:09,So we're keeping it all kosher on the
home front, then sneaking over here

00:01:09,530 --> 00:01:11,ten minutes for a quick bacon sarnie and
a wedge of cake.

00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:15,Well, we ain't chucking stuff out to
make room for yours. Well, you won't

00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:16,to, Tracy, not if you eat it all
quickly.

00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:17,Oh, great.

00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:22,So tonight we're having melon and fish
pie, followed by a half -eaten biryani

00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:23,and gooseberries.

00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:27,And if we're still peckish, there's...
Oh, lovely. More gooseberries.

00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:31,Thanks, or you can forget it. Oh, come
on, Tracy. It's a favour for a friend.

00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:33,I'd eat food for you.

00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:37,That's it.

00:01:37,770 --> 00:01:39,I'm filling up. Closing it down. I've
had enough.

00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:43,Oh, you'll feel better after a cuppa.
No, I won't. I've just had six. I feel

00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:45,worse. Well, you would. You made them.

00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:49,Another bad day at the Greece Emporium.

00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:54,Some days, come four o 'clock, I could
grab some of them by the throat, drag

00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:56,them into the road and stuff them down
the nearest sewer where they belong.

00:01:57,170 --> 00:02:00,It's a NASCAS in Green Lane, for God's
sake. What do you expect?

00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:03,Range Rovers full of sloans dropping in
on their way home from Ascot?

00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,It's the old Greek crones that get to
me.

00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:10,They invest 20p in a cup of tea and then
sit there all day glaring at me punters

00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,and talking about me in Greek.

00:02:12,030 --> 00:02:15,Oh, we think they do. But as we don't
understand Greek, it could be paranoia.

00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,I was around Chris's family, remember?

00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:20,I know when I've been slagged off in
Greek.

00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:23,Oh, well, as long as they're only
confirming what you know already.

00:02:24,450 --> 00:02:28,Anyway, mustache, I'll leave the
shellfish till last, so clear as bay.

00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:31,Shellfish? I've g***t two dozen oysters in
the freezer. Not throwing those out, I

00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:32,might get lucky.

00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:39,You know, as long as everything I serve
comes with a fried slice, I'm just going

00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:40,to get the dregs coming in.

00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:44,If it ain't the Greek witches, it's the
oil rags from down the arches.

00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:47,But the Greek mechanics have always come
in, Shale. They're good business.

00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:51,I've seen some of them put away free
breakfast and still walk out eating a

00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:55,of crisps. Yes, but while they're in
there, it's going to be Greek karaoke

00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:56,belching competition.

00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,It's a bit snobby.

00:02:58,790 --> 00:03:01,Trace, a tramp could feel snobby in
there.

00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:04,The thing is, whatever the business
takes, that's it.

00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:09,We've peaked. It ain't never going to
expand, is it? I mean, who else is going

00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:10,to come in there to eat?

00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,It's still a successful business,
Cheryl.

00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,Look, this is what I inherited from old
Costa.

00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,Does this look like the nerve centre of
a successful business?

00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:22,Prizes from before we went decimal.

00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,Supplies that still use horse and carts.

00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,Everything you need to run a poxy -calf.

00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,So?

00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:32,So, I don't want to run a poxy -calf.

00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:36,Filled with poxy navvies with bum
cleavage. All right, all right.

00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,I just don't know why you want to change
something that works.

00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:41,Because everything's Greek.

00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:45,Me butcher's Greek, me crockery people,
even me plumber's Greek.

00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:47,Yeah, but Tony's good.

00:03:47,350 --> 00:03:51,He even came out at midnight last time
he was in Stuck. Yes, and look at the

00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:51,mess he made.

00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:54,All Greek blokes are the same, Trace.

00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,No, I can do better.

00:03:56,890 --> 00:03:59,I've g***t to shop around, get some new
suppliers.

00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:01,Start serving something. It'll keep the
tat away.

00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,Decent food might help.

00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:09,Yep. It's time to cut off the old Greek
connection.

00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,You can't do that, Shell.

00:04:11,220 --> 00:04:12,Why not?

00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,It's my cat.

00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,You can't do that. It's not your cat.

00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,Look, while you're in here, it's my cat.

00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,I work in it, so I'll run it my way.

00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:21,Hey, hey, listen.

00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:24,My uncle Costa's sweated for years in
that cat. I know.

00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,Still whipped in the summer.

00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,Look.

00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:32,He built that place up from nothing. His
pre -mates helped him and then he

00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:33,helped them. That's how it is.

00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,I mean, it was cost us his whole life.
That's why it's a Greek cat.

00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,It has ties in the community.

00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,Obligations. We can't go back on them.

00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,We can't, but I can.

00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:47,You can't. Look, you're a
theodobulopolis, right?

00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,That's a family business.

00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,A Greek family business. And everyone
expects it to behave like one.

00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,Look, they see you as a typical Greek
wife.

00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,a typical Greek wife, ** I?

00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:00,I don't wear a shawl and I ain't g***t a
moustache.

00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:08,They've all been good to you. Look,
Tony, Marios, Yorgos, they've all helped

00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,out in the past.

00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:10,And I always said thank you.

00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:13,Look, have your brains turned to fetter
or something?

00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:17,Do you want a business to come out to?
Of course I do. Well, unless I do

00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:21,something quick, the whole business is
going to disappear under a layer of fag

00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,ends and sump oil.

00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:24,It's all right, Chris.

00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:26,I know what I'm doing.

00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,Robbie.

00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:41,You're not proposing to eat all those,
are you?

00:05:41,970 --> 00:05:44,I mean, you will give us all 24 -hour
notice before you do.

00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:48,Magamere has just closed her premises.

00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,Closed? The grease pit?

00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,On the request of some public official,
one assumes.

00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,No, she's having an extensive rethink.

00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:03,Oh, hang about, Dawn. We shall be
videoing this.

00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,Ceremonial dumping of the shoebox.

00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:07,Goodbye, Tony.

00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,Goodbye, Andros.

00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,Goodbye, Spiros, you old Greek grumpus.

00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:12,It's the end of an era.

00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,And the start of what?

00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,Sharon, you've just closed up your
business and you haven't g***t a clue what

00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:21,you're doing next. I just need to go a
bit more upmarket, that's all.

00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:22,You can't afford it, shall.

00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,You ain't g***t that much stashed. I know,
I know.

00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:28,Look, we ain't talking string fellows
here.

00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,I just want something classy but cheap.

00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,A bit like you do.

00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,Well, if you're talking glitz on a
shoestring, you're talking Jewish. What

00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,a bagel bar?

00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:41,A what?

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