Birds Of A Feather Time And Tides S04E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,330, Character said: What will I do?

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At 00:00:39,880, Character said: He's still here. He'll have a queue
outside that cafe by the time we get

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At 00:00:42,980, Character said: Oh. It puts an edge on their appetite.

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At 00:00:45,620, Character said: They always order more when I'm late.

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At 00:00:48,840, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:00:49,480, Character said: Dear Daryl? Yep.

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At 00:00:51,300, Character said: I nearly wrote to Chris last week.

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At 00:00:53,460, Character said: Terrific. Does he know?

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At 00:00:55,020, Character said: No, I should write and tell him.

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At 00:00:57,120, Character said: When I think of the price of a first
-class stamp, I think, is he worth it?

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At 00:01:01,860, Character said: Well, I've g***t to send this.

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At 00:01:03,200, Character said: It's Garfield's press cane. Daryl will
be really chuffed. His son's g***t into

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At 00:01:07,080, Character said: Guinness Book of Records.

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At 00:01:08,510, Character said: And he raised over £2 ,000.

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At 00:01:10,350, Character said: Who'd have thought he could toss that
many pancakes in one day?

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At 00:01:13,010, Character said: Well, not me for a start.

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At 00:01:14,390, Character said: I wouldn't have sponsored him for 20p a
toss.

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At 00:01:16,810, Character said: He's nearly picked me.

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At 00:01:18,530, Character said: So you're not coming out?

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At 00:01:19,810, Character said: Of course I **. I can't send the old
page.

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At 00:01:21,990, Character said: It'll take forever to get through the
prison system.

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At 00:01:24,230, Character said: But Dad's not going to be impressed with
that. He'll think it's soppy and

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At 00:01:26,830, Character said: wimpish. Go on, send him the whole page.
Give him a laugh. But your mum knows

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At 00:01:30,550, Character said: what she's doing.

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At 00:01:32,090, Character said: It'll get held up while they're
censoring it all.

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At 00:01:35,210, Character said: Censor the Hemel Hempstead advertiser.

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At 00:01:37,360, Character said: That's like censoring the watchtower.

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At 00:01:40,580, Character said: Hello, Doc.

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At 00:01:41,800, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:43,160, Character said: I see Garth's here.

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At 00:01:44,580, Character said: Yeah. He lives there.

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At 00:01:46,800, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:01:48,280, Character said: Yes, of course.

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At 00:01:49,960, Character said: It's just that, um... Well, I've g***t to
go into town for the results of some

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At 00:01:55,060, Character said: tests.

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At 00:01:56,780, Character said: What kind of tests?

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At 00:01:59,340, Character said: I think Dorian wants to talk, love.

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At 00:02:01,340, Character said: Oh, it's all right. I was useless at
biology.

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At 00:02:03,560, Character said: I won't understand a word.

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At 00:02:07,050, Character said: Oh, all right. It's going to get grim.

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At 00:02:09,490, Character said: That's the trouble with living with a
load of women. You have to leave the

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At 00:02:12,350, Character said: twice a day while they talk about
internals.

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At 00:02:14,970, Character said: I feel sorry for those Arab guys with a
dozen wives. They must end up standing

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At 00:02:18,510, Character said: outside the tent all night.

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At 00:02:22,290, Character said: Now, what's this test for?

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At 00:02:24,790, Character said: Um... A pregnancy test.

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At 00:02:28,690, Character said: A pregnancy test at your age?

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At 00:02:36,990, Character said: What do you mean, at my age? Britt
Eklund was 46 when she conceived.

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At 00:02:41,330, Character said: You're hardly Britt Eklund, doll.

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At 00:02:44,210, Character said: Come to think of it, you're hardly 46.

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At 00:02:47,310, Character said: How dare you?

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At 00:02:48,850, Character said: You can't be pregnant.

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At 00:02:50,610, Character said: No -one's ever g***t you pregnant before.

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At 00:02:52,490, Character said: And God knows half the world's tried.

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At 00:02:57,490, Character said: Morning sickness.

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At 00:02:59,670, Character said: Swollen ankles.

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At 00:03:01,470, Character said: Stretch marks.

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At 00:03:02,950, Character said: Nothing wrong with stretch marks.

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At 00:03:05,000, Character said: I couldn't live in a house stinking of
nappies.

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At 00:03:07,760, Character said: Babies puking up all over my beige
carpet.

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At 00:03:10,800, Character said: I suppose you thought you had a guardian
angel with a packet of thirsty.

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At 00:03:14,160, Character said: We'll have to wait and see. Maybe it's
not true.

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At 00:03:16,400, Character said: Of course it's true. It's been six weeks
now and nothing.

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At 00:03:19,120, Character said: Well, haven't you done one of those
quick DIY jobs?

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At 00:03:21,380, Character said: You know, a home testing kit. Oh, do you
mind? I'm not going to try and fill one

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At 00:03:24,300, Character said: of those stupid little bottles.

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At 00:03:25,740, Character said: It's too much.

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At 00:03:26,820, Character said: You have to be an acrobat, a
gynaecologist and an expert shot.

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At 00:03:31,700, Character said: No, Dore. You do it in a bucket.

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At 00:03:36,250, Character said: I don't want to hear. My urine is none
of my business, nor Thames Water deal

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At 00:03:40,730, Character said: with it.

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At 00:03:41,330, Character said: Well, we'll have to see what the doctor
says. Anyway, late babies are very

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At 00:03:44,690, Character said: fashionable. Oh, you mean like strapless
bras and sequined tops.

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At 00:03:49,570, Character said: Thank you, I'd rather go shopping.

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At 00:03:51,570, Character said: Well, what about the father?

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At 00:03:54,170, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:03:55,550, Character said: Well, who is he?

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At 00:03:57,190, Character said: Stick a pin in the phone book.

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At 00:04:02,190, Character said: You must know, it's Marcus.

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At 00:04:06,570, Character said: Well, it must be. I haven't cheated on
him recently.

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At 00:04:09,530, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:04:10,890, Character said: Well, I don't know.

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At 00:04:13,370, Character said: Maybe you're getting a perverted kick
out of being faithful.

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At 00:04:16,709, Character said: There's a word for that.

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At 00:04:18,070, Character said: Monogamy, that's it. That's it?

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At 00:04:19,490, Character said: You dirty monogamy.

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At 00:04:22,640, Character said: The word you are looking for is boring.
It happens to women. First they get

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At 00:04:26,360, Character said: boring, then they get pregnant.

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At 00:04:27,980, Character said: Then they wobble round the shops like
Michelin women trying to draw attention

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At 00:04:31,280, Character said: themselves.

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At 00:04:32,460, Character said: And now it's happening to me.

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At 00:04:34,860, Character said: Look, I don't suppose one of you fancies
a trip into town?

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At 00:04:38,400, Character said: Sorry, Dore. I've g***t a cast to attend
to.

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At 00:04:41,000, Character said: You don't seem to be taking this
seriously.

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At 00:04:43,260, Character said: We're talking pregnancy here.

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At 00:04:46,160, Character said: Tracy? I can't, Dore. I've g***t a plumber
coming.

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At 00:04:49,240, Character said: Besides, I've g***t something in the oven.

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At 00:04:55,070, Character said: Bloody half!

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At 00:04:58,770, Character said: Sorry, I'm pregnant.

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At 00:05:00,430, Character said: The woman's old enough to be pushing a
dimmer frame, never mind a frame.

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At 00:05:03,470, Character said: She'll be able to collect her family
allowance and her pension at the same

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At 00:05:07,230, Character said: Anyway, it's probably a false alarm.

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At 00:05:09,610, Character said: Oh, all this talking of babies is making
me broody.

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At 00:05:13,150, Character said: You only have to see a sign that says
free range eggs and you get broody.

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At 00:05:18,030, Character said: Right, that's me off. There shall be a
nice hungry queue by now.

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At 00:05:21,430, Character said: Lovely. I'm going to spend half an hour
on me letter to Daryl, all on me own.

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At 00:05:26,650, Character said: And, of course, then there's your
ovaries, isn't there?

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At 00:05:29,490, Character said: And once the old fallopian tubes pack
up... Oh, not still at it.

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At 00:05:35,810, Character said: That should give you another half hour
of peace and quiet.

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At 00:05:44,990, Character said: Oi, where's your gun?

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At 00:05:47,440, Character said: It looks halfy in the papers. See?

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At 00:05:49,060, Character said: I'll put it up for you.

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At 00:05:50,400, Character said: Cheers.

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At 00:05:51,540, Character said: Well, Courtney, kiss the toke. No.

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At 00:05:54,220, Character said: I'm celebrating.

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At 00:05:55,740, Character said: Four years we've done.

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At 00:05:57,060, Character said: Exactly four years today.

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At 00:05:58,740, Character said: If we get all our emission, we're
halfway there.

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At 00:06:02,140, Character said: Halfway.

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At 00:06:04,140, Character said: OK, so it's been hard.

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At 00:06:06,440, Character said: So it's been lonely.

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At 00:06:07,900, Character said: So it's been a bit scary sometimes.

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At 00:06:09,900, Character said: Too right.

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At 00:06:10,920, Character said: But we're halfway through it. Do you
know what that means?

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At 00:06:12,960, Character said: Yeah. We've g***t it all to do again.

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At 00:06:14,960, Character said: Yeah, but I mean, suddenly it don't seem
so bad, does it?

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At 00:06:17,160, Character said: That's because you've g***t a cigar.

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At 00:06:18,240, Character said: No. It's because there's a ray of hope.
I can see a little light at the end of

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At 00:06:22,100, Character said: the tunnel.

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At 00:06:22,600, Character said: Come on, let's show break. I can't.

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At 00:06:24,080, Character said: I ain't g***t a cigar.

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At 00:06:29,200, Character said: Cheers, Del.

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At 00:06:30,800, Character said: Cheers.

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At 00:06:37,440, Character said: Are you happy now?

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At 00:06:38,920, Character said: Lovely.

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At 00:06:40,260, Character said: Good.

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At 00:06:41,440, Character said: Doesn't damage your elf, must we?

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At 00:06:46,419, Character said: Suddenly we can start to think about the
future.

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At 00:06:49,080, Character said: And have a kid,...