Carry On - 28 Subtitles

At 00:01:34,880, Character said: Here it is, gentlemen.
The big problem.

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At 00:01:37,240, Character said: 13-13 Experimental Battery.

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At 00:01:40,120, Character said: I can tell you now,
we've had orders

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At 00:01:42,053, Character said: to solve it from the top seat.

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At 00:01:43,760, Character said: You mean WC?

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At 00:01:45,800, Character said: WC. The top seat.

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At 00:01:50,160, Character said: As you know, we've
tried everything.

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At 00:01:52,280, Character said: Brilliance, outstanding
personality, sheer n***d courage.

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At 00:01:55,520, Character said: The time has come to
try something else.

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At 00:01:57,440, Character said: - Oh? And what's that, sir?
- Sheer bloody ignorance.

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At 00:02:02,920, Character said: How long are you going
to be, then... sir?

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At 00:02:05,280, Character said: How long? When one is sent
for by one's brigadier

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At 00:02:08,760, Character said: to discuss a mission
which is so hush hush

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At 00:02:11,021, Character said: that even oneself doesn't
know what it is,

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At 00:02:13,480, Character said: one might be hours.

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At 00:02:14,786, Character said: Permission to pop
down the NAAFI, sir.

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At 00:02:17,480, Character said: I beg your pardon?

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At 00:02:18,564, Character said: Permission to pop
down the NAAFI, sir.

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At 00:02:20,920, Character said: Corporal, the enemy is poised
to strike across the Channel.

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At 00:02:24,360, Character said: The country is
fighting for its life

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At 00:02:26,409, Character said: and you want to pop
down the NAAFI?

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At 00:02:28,480, Character said: Well, in that case,
I'll forget it.

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At 00:02:30,286, Character said: I'm very pleased to hear it.

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At 00:02:31,840, Character said: I beg your pardon... sir.

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At 00:02:46,160, Character said: Who are you, and what the
devil are you doing?

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At 00:02:48,320, Character said: Captain Melly reporting, sir.

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At 00:02:50,360, Character said: Brush yourself down. Follow
me to the conference room.

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At 00:02:59,240, Character said: All right. All right.
Why the bloody fanfare?

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At 00:03:02,840, Character said: Watch it, mate. New
commanding officer.

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At 00:03:05,160, Character said: Blimey.

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At 00:03:10,480, Character said: Corporal... that man. He
was wearing lipstick.

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At 00:03:13,200, Character said: Lipstick, sir? Where?

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At 00:03:15,240, Character said: On his face. Where do you think?

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At 00:03:16,712, Character said: It must be a burn or a scar, sir.

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At 00:03:18,400, Character said: - I hope you're right.
- So do I.

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At 00:03:21,080, Character said: Frilly curtains?
Baskets of flowers?

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At 00:03:24,480, Character said: - Brassieres?
- Pardon, sir?

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At 00:03:26,080, Character said: - Knickers.
- Same to you... sir.

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At 00:03:51,946, Character said: Captain Melly.

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At 00:03:52,947, Character said: No, you must have come
to the wrong place.

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At 00:03:55,520, Character said: My name's Bull.

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At 00:03:57,280, Character said: No, no. I'm Melly. S Melly.

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At 00:03:59,400, Character said: Pity. Have a drink.

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At 00:04:02,120, Character said: Now, look here, Bull.
I'm your relief.

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At 00:04:04,080, Character said: And there are certain
things that...

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At 00:04:06,147, Character said: My relief?

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At 00:04:07,148, Character said: Oh, you little beauty.

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At 00:04:10,440, Character said: I could kiss you.

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At 00:04:13,080, Character said: My re... Oooh, my relief.

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At 00:04:16,040, Character said: I've g***t to go. My relief...

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At 00:04:19,120, Character said: He actually kissed me.

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At 00:04:22,720, Character said: My case.

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At 00:04:25,520, Character said: I say.

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At 00:04:27,280, Character said: My case.

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At 00:04:36,400, Character said: Welcome to 13-13
Anti-Aircraft Battery, sir.

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At 00:04:41,440, Character said: All right.

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At 00:04:43,480, Character said: Sergeant Major Bloomer,
sir. "Tiger" to the troops.

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At 00:04:46,120, Character said: I can do that.

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At 00:04:51,440, Character said: Sergeant Major Bloomer,
do you think...?

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At 00:04:53,745, Character said: Sir?

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At 00:04:54,746, Character said: - Get inside.
- Me, sir?

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At 00:04:56,240, Character said: Yes, you. Sir. Get
inside at the double.

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At 00:04:58,665, Character said: Hargh.

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At 00:05:09,640, Character said: Drop your trousers.

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At 00:05:11,080, Character said: But, sir, we has only just met.

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At 00:05:14,240, Character said: Drop 'em. That's an order.

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At 00:05:17,320, Character said: Hah.

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At 00:05:33,240, Character said: - I see.
- Do you, sir?

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At 00:05:36,440, Character said: Sergeant Major, may I
ask you a question?

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At 00:05:39,640, Character said: Sir, may I pull up my trousers?

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At 00:05:42,840, Character said: What? Oh, yes. Yes. Get 'em up.

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At 00:05:45,320, Character said: What I want to know is...

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At 00:05:47,360, Character said: what men in this
unit would wear the

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At 00:05:49,353, Character said: kind of underwear I've
seen on the line?

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At 00:05:51,640, Character said: Good Lord.

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At 00:05:53,520, Character said: Some of them are
wearing skirts too.

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At 00:05:56,720, Character said: They is not men, sir.

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At 00:05:58,760, Character said: Well, what the blazes are they?

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At 00:06:02,280, Character said: Women, sir.

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At 00:06:05,400, Character said: You mean, female?

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At 00:06:07,440, Character said: Yes, sir. Was sir not told, sir?

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At 00:06:10,560, Character said: This is one of these
new mixed batteries.

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At 00:06:13,800, Character said: So, that's what the
brigadier meant when he

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At 00:06:16,194, Character said: said that this battery
was an experiment.

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At 00:06:18,560, Character said: Experiment, sir? They does
not need to experiment.

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At 00:06:21,520, Character said: They gets at it right
away and all the time.

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At 00:06:29,480, Character said: All right, then. Section, halt.

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At 00:06:32,640, Character said: Oh, come on. Come on.
Put each other down.

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At 00:06:36,920, Character said: Hang about. Hang about.

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At 00:06:38,960, Character said: We don't want to give our new
CO the right idea, do we?

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At 00:06:43,520, Character said: Right, right turn.

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At 00:06:47,360, Character said: - What's next?
- Right dress, Leonard.

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At 00:06:49,680, Character said: Oh, yeah. Er... right dress.

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At 00:07:05,960, Character said: Two inches shorter and he
could see right up my skirt.

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At 00:07:14,280, Character said: - What's your name, Sergeant?
- Willing, sir.

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At 00:07:17,000, Character said: - And yours?
- Able, sir.

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At 00:07:19,040, Character said: Well, Willing and Able,
will you kindly tell me

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At 00:07:21,800, Character said: why it is necessary
for you all to be

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At 00:07:23,876, Character said: squashed up like
sardines in a tin?

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At 00:07:25,920, Character said: It's just our way of
keeping warm, sir.

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At 00:07:28,080, Character said: On the hottest day of the year?

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At 00:07:30,120, Character said: We've known it hotter
than this, sir.

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At 00:07:34,600, Character said: Dress properly. What do you
think this is? A love parade?

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At 00:07:37,800, Character said: H***e-h***e-h***e. Very witty, sir.

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At 00:07:40,840, Character said: You speak when you're
spoken to. Do you hear me?

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At 00:07:43,600, Character said: Adjust your dress.

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At 00:07:47,480, Character said: No, no, no. One
arm's length apart.

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At 00:07:50,840, Character said: Did you demonstrate
this, Sergeant Major?

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At 00:07:53,075, Character said: Frequently, sir.

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At 00:07:54,120, Character said: - Then do it again on me.
- Hah.

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At 00:07:57,280, Character said: Parade. Doing as I do.

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At 00:07:59,320, Character said: Right dress.

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At 00:08:03,560, Character said: As you were. Watch me.
Watch me. Right dress.

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At 00:08:08,680, Character said: Doing as I do. As you
were. As you were.

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At 00:08:11,000, Character said: Did you not you see what I was
doing? Right dress. As you were.

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At 00:08:14,120, Character said: Not as they were. Leave them
as they are, Sergeant Major.

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At 00:08:17,640, Character said: But, sir, as they are
is horrible, sir.

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At 00:08:20,040, Character said: You're ruining my
shoulder, Sergeant.

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At 00:08:22,960, Character said: Sorry, sir.

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At 00:08:25,000, Character said: It comes of gripping balls, sir.

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At 00:08:27,040, Character said: Always has one of
these to hand, sir.

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At 00:08:29,480, Character said: Fingers of steel, sir.
Fingers of steel.

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At 00:08:31,683, Character said: Put it away. Let's get
on with the inspection.

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At 00:08:41,600, Character said: You up there, what's your name?

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At 00:08:44,280, Character said: Oh, erm... Ready, sir.

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At 00:08:46,320, Character said: Ready.

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At 00:08:48,160, Character said: Ready, Willing and Able.

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At 00:08:50,640, Character said: This is ridiculous.

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At 00:08:54,040, Character said: - What are you doing?
- Twitching, sir.

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At 00:08:56,600, Character said: I can see that, Sergeant Major,
but why is he twitching?

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At 00:09:02,960, Character said: It's my woor-uhhhhh...

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At 00:09:05,080, Character said: Woorghhhh. It's my nerves, sir.

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At 00:09:07,640, Character said: Trying to twitch your ticket?

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At 00:09:09,680, Character said: Well, it won't work, Bombardier.

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At 00:09:11,361, Character said: You're in the Army
for the duration.

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At 00:09:13,440, Character said: Twitch your way out of that.

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At 00:09:15,480, Character said: Oohhh... eerrrggh.

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At 00:09:17,280, Character said: Ready.

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At 00:09:19,560, Character said: Twitch off.

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At 00:09:21,600, Character said: It's wasted on me, boy.

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At 00:09:23,600, Character said: Good Lord.

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