Yahsi Bati 25fps English Subtitles

At 00:00:14,800, Character said: So when the woman says
they come long and thin, fat...

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At 00:00:18,080, Character said: ...with veins on them,
like this and like that...

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At 00:00:20,880, Character said: ...the guy can't handle it. He gets up
and says, "If I found one like that..."

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At 00:00:23,960, Character said: -"... I'd, you know..."
-He's something else!

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At 00:00:30,680, Character said: They used to call them 'zibiks'.
They were like coffee mills. This big.

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At 00:00:35,520, Character said: And made of wood, right?
Or so I hear, I never saw one.

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At 00:00:40,680, Character said: I haven't laughed so much in ages.
Let's drink, Vedat.

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At 00:00:44,200, Character said: -Cheers!
-Welcome, old man.

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At 00:00:45,960, Character said: -Welcome.
-To your health.

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At 00:00:56,080, Character said: Zeki, why don't we, you know..?

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At 00:00:58,400, Character said: Right. Enough laughs. Let's not
keep Vedat hanging on any longer.

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At 00:01:04,960, Character said: Oh man! You had to
put them in a plastic bag?

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At 00:01:07,160, Character said: Hey, the wrapping has to be crap
or they'd attract attention. Right?

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At 00:01:10,200, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:01:11,400, Character said: Here, these are the goods.

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At 00:01:13,280, Character said: Just look at that stitching.
It speaks for itself.

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At 00:01:16,480, Character said: -So can I touch them?
-Sure.. Here you go.

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At 00:01:21,240, Character said: They call these long Wellingtons.
They're around 130-140 years old.

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At 00:01:25,240, Character said: I can't give an exact figure,
but around that.

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At 00:01:27,560, Character said: -So how did they land up with you?
-Now that's an interesting story.

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At 00:01:33,080, Character said: Go on, tell him. Vedat's one of us.
There's no one around. It's just us.

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At 00:01:36,880, Character said: -OK, US president Garfield...
-What, the cat?

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At 00:01:39,920, Character said: -What f***g cat?
-Garfield's a cat, right?

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At 00:01:43,280, Character said: Google it, man! See for yourself.
The then US president was Garfield.

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At 00:01:47,760, Character said: OK, I enter 'Garfield'.
'Did you mean Garfield?' The cat again.

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At 00:01:52,480, Character said: Where's the president?
Away. On vacation.

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At 00:01:55,040, Character said: -Carry on, chum.
-Alpay...

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At 00:01:56,960, Character said: Just carry on.

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At 00:01:59,400, Character said: Vedat, the US president
sends our sultan a gift.

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At 00:02:03,280, Character said: And the sultan thinks,
"I'll send a gift back."

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At 00:02:08,280, Character said: My great-grandfather, Aziz Vefa,
a member of the secret services...

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At 00:02:12,640, Character said: ...and another public servant,
Lemi Galip, from the treasury.

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At 00:02:16,720, Character said: He gives them a mission.
What does he say?

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At 00:02:19,320, Character said: He says, "Take this gift
to the president."

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At 00:02:25,760, Character said: -So they go to the palace.
-The palace?

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At 00:02:28,880, Character said: What do you think? They'd meet
the sultan down at the waterside?

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At 00:02:32,040, Character said: -So they go to the palace.
-OK. Get on with it, will you?

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At 00:02:35,120, Character said: I **, but learn to listen first.

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At 00:02:38,240, Character said: Telling a story is just as much
about being listened to.

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At 00:02:41,560, Character said: Oh, right.

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At 00:02:49,160, Character said: They come before the sultan.
And they kiss the sultan's hands.

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At 00:02:52,720, Character said: -Does the sultan kiss theirs?
-Come on, man! Stop butting in.

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At 00:02:59,000, Character said: They're presented the gift right away.
What is it? Adiamond necklace.

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At 00:03:05,080, Character said: And the sultan says,
"It's in your hands now."

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At 00:03:07,440, Character said: "And here's 1000 bucks for the road.
Confederation dollars."

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At 00:03:14,120, Character said: Well, you can't say, "Sorry, padishah.
America's miles away. No can do."

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At 00:03:18,480, Character said: You have to go
come hell or high water.

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At 00:03:31,280, Character said: Now they've g***t the mission
their route's a given.

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At 00:03:34,600, Character said: First, the Orient Express to Paris.

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At 00:03:37,800, Character said: Then a boat to London.

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At 00:03:40,240, Character said: And then another boat
across the Atlantic to America.

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At 00:04:51,280, Character said: THE MILD WEST

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At 00:05:23,760, Character said: S'il vous pla^t, madame.

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At 00:06:03,840, Character said: Our honourable jerk
didn't get the joke, Aziz.

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At 00:06:06,320, Character said: Ask if Mr and Mrs Brown
are back from the picnic.

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At 00:06:09,880, Character said: Give me a break!
The humour's way too subtle.

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At 00:06:12,680, Character said: English peasant!

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At 00:06:17,160, Character said: I'm saying we prize
our village people.

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At 00:06:31,840, Character said: They always say that.
It's the only thing they know.

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At 00:06:51,440, Character said: She says she can keep secrets.

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At 00:06:53,960, Character said: Keep those secrets
when we stop for a break.

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At 00:07:00,280, Character said: Suppose we stop
and pass a little water?

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At 00:08:35,680, Character said: What the hell are you doing?

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At 00:08:38,000, Character said: -What's the problem?
-You can't share it round like candy!

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At 00:08:41,080, Character said: -Well, you did it with that photo.
-Put the d***n thing back!

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At 00:08:44,760, Character said: OK. Don't get so steamed up!
I'm responsible for it.

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At 00:08:55,360, Character said: Bandits! Keep calm.

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At 00:09:07,280, Character said: Don't point that at me!

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At 00:09:09,560, Character said: Listen. We'll follow
the normal routine. Calm down.

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At 00:09:19,960, Character said: Listen. We'll draw straws.
The diamond or the money? Quick!

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At 00:09:23,320, Character said: -We're in deep water, Aziz Efendi!
-Draw a straw!

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At 00:09:26,600, Character said: The diamond.

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At 00:09:33,640, Character said: -There's armies of them, Aziz Efendi!
-Stay calm. Calm down. Stay calm.

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At 00:09:37,960, Character said: -I ** calm!
-Stay calm.

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At 00:09:39,880, Character said: In the name of Allah,
most gracious, most merciful..

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At 00:09:42,640, Character said: Dear God, don't desert us!

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At 00:09:48,560, Character said: We're not giving up the diamond
even if it means death!

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At 00:09:51,080, Character said: -Let's go, main man!
-With the will of Allah..

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At 00:09:56,920, Character said: I said stop the carriage,
you son of a bitch!

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At 00:10:00,320, Character said: Hey, Zeki. I g***t kind of lost
from the mail carriage onwards.

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At 00:10:05,480, Character said: Wait. Let's try this then.

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At 00:10:15,480, Character said: Didn't I say stop the carriage,
you fuckers?

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At 00:10:20,400, Character said: Get out! Out, out, out!

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At 00:10:23,240, Character said: Get out of there! Out!

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At 00:10:27,720, Character said: -Come on, move it!
-Oh God, Jack! No!

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At 00:10:36,720, Character said: -Stop! Get off her!
-Don't shout. Stand in line.

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At 00:10:39,600, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Lesh here.
My crew and I are here...

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At 00:10:42,880, Character said: ...to relieve you of certain items
for the comfort of your journey.

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At 00:10:48,160, Character said: You're free to shout.
Any heroics and you're dead.

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At 00:10:55,800, Character said: The gun's antique. I put in for
a new one and does anyone give a f***k?

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At 00:11:01,200, Character said: Come here, a***e! Move!
Get over there!

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At 00:11:06,040, Character said: Lesh! Check out this chick!

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At 00:11:12,160, Character said: A watch!

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At 00:11:20,040, Character said: Don't take us for wasters, sir.
We've come all the way from Istanbul.

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At 00:11:24,040, Character said: Oh yeah?.. It shows.

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At 00:11:26,120, Character said: I never saw kit like that
even in Buffalo Bill's show.

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At 00:11:28,760, Character said: What the hell is this?

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At 00:11:29,960, Character said: Afez. I have a flute as well
if you want.

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At 00:11:31,680, Character said: Knock it off!

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At 00:11:33,720, Character said: Don't..!

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At 00:11:36,120, Character said: -Lesh!
-What the hell have you done?

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At 00:11:38,720, Character said: -Lesh!
-What the hell have you done?

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At 00:11:40,360, Character said: This is unreal!

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At 00:11:43,880, Character said: But we're in with Firecracker Ahmet
of Highwayman Creek. Be warned!

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At 00:11:55,520, Character said: Come on, let's go!
I smell Indians.

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At 00:11:59,360, Character said: See you!

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At 00:12:14,160, Character said: -He said "Sioux". The Sioux..
-No, he said "see you" as in goodbye.

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At 00:12:20,960, Character said: Who the hell is Firecracker Ahmet?

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At 00:12:22,600, Character said: Any time I mention the guy's name
it always gets me in trouble anyhow.

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At 00:12:25,800, Character said: Don't make me crazy, mon cher!
The instructions are explicit.

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At 00:12:28,480, Character said: In case of danger, hide the goods
up your nether region. It's that clear!

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At 00:12:32,760, Character said: But is that fair?
Adiamond that big?

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At 00:12:35,600, Character said: Hey, you think it's a turn-on
stuffing 1000 dollars up my a***s?

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At 00:12:38,320, Character said: -I wouldn't know.
-What?

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At 00:12:40,600, Character said: Sir thinks his a***s is too precious
and I'm about to get massacred here!

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At 00:12:44,000, Character said: Come here!

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At 00:12:47,000, Character said: Open up that handkerchief.

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At 00:12:56,680, Character said: Here.

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At 00:13:03,120, Character said: Terrific!

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At 00:13:11,840, Character said: There should be a saucer for this.

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At 00:13:16,120, Character said: Here, that's all.

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At 00:13:23,760, Character said: Are you OK?

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At 00:13:27,080, Character said: At least we held on to the grand.

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At 00:13:30,840, Character said: It's not the time for jokes,
but the old boy's stuffed us.

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At 00:13:35,120, Character said: Carry on and you're dead!
We face the arrows of misfortune here.

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At 00:13:43,440, Character said: Indians!

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At 00:13:51,600, Character said: -Oogh!
-What's "oogh"?

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At 00:13:54,040, Character said: I think they use animal names.
Mole-cricket..

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